he is a flower

Because I stayed up late to watch dramas, my little cousin didn't go to bed until dawn, and when he was soundly asleep, his phone rang.

The little cousin picked it up in a daze, "...Hello?"

The courier brother on the opposite side was yelled hard by the squirming "Hello". He took a deep breath and said, "Little lazy pig, wake up."

pig!

The little cousin woke up instantly and went back, "You are a pig!! Your whole family is a pig!!!"

"...that little slob?"

"You are a bug!! Your whole family is a bug!!!"

"Little lazy cat?"

"You're the cat! You..."

The courier brother interrupted: "Then what are you?"

The little cousin said proudly: "Hmph, of course I'm a little lazy!"

The courier brother changed his words: "Okay, little lazy flower, get up~"

"..." The little cousin shook the leaves, "It's none of your business whether I get up or not, by the way, who are you?"

"Who am I..." The courier boy suddenly regretted not having swollen his little cousin's butt yesterday, "Your husband!"

He already knew who such a shameless person was, the little cousin rolled his eyes and said, "Hehe, I have too many husbands, which one are you?"

The courier brother gritted his teeth, "The one you kissed yesterday!"

The little cousin jumped, "Damn! Obviously you hugged me and kissed me!"

The courier boy smiled and said, "You really remember, open the door."

"If I don't drive it, I won't drive it," the little cousin jumped up and down triumphantly, "What can you do to me?"

The courier brother said indifferently: "It's not that good, the big deal is throwing away this big bag of food, and there is not much money anyway."

Throw away all the food!

The little cousin quickly jumped out of the flowerpot and turned into a human and rushed towards the door, shouting as he rushed, "Don't don't don't throw it! Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me!!!" But he rushed so fast that he forgot to use his demonic power to feed himself. After transforming into clothes, the person who greeted the courier brother was a naked little cousin.

The courier brother took advantage of the opportunity to catch the little cousin, kicked the door shut and said, "So enthusiastic, huh?"

The little cousin writhed in his arms, "Where's the food? Give it to me!"

The courier brother let go of the man and began to appreciate it carefully. He saw that the little cousin had been staring at the bag in his hand but did not come up to grab it, so he said, "I think you should put on your clothes first." , otherwise I would rather eat you first."

"Eat me!" The little cousin looked up at him in surprise and said, "Are you a man-eating chrysanthemum?!"

Piranha?Do you eat chrysanthemums?If it was his little cousin, he would be more than happy to try it.

The courier boy pointedly said: "Yes, but I only eat yours."

Just eat him!What ghost piranha is this? !

The little cousin suddenly thought of something, he ran towards his cousin's room with his bare buttocks, "I'm going to get dressed!"

After entering the room and closing the door, the little cousin began to rummage. He remembered that a flower demon had sent a kind of water for gods to his cousin, saying that he only needed to spray a little on his body. Ah, I can't get close at all, it seems to be called SIXGOD...

Ah, I found it!

The little cousin pulled off the cover excitedly and sprayed violently on his body.

"Ah, it's so cold!"

"Ah, it's so spicy!"

"Ah, so cool!"

"Ah, I can't stand it!"

……

The courier brother can't stand it anymore!He didn't understand why his little cousin could be so ecstatic even when he was wearing a dress. Say he is seductive, but his eyes are so innocent. Say he is not, but the little cousin is either naked in front of him, showing chrysanthemums or all kinds of things. Lang/calling, he was simply called over to deliver a breakfast, but he was called so innocently.

The courier boy was standing at the door of the room, he decided that as long as the little cousin yelled again, he would go in and let him yell enough, but the little cousin stopped yelling again, it was really annoying!

Just when he was about to open the door, the little cousin suddenly opened the door and rushed forward.

"Quickly smell it, do you still want to eat me?!" The little cousin asked eagerly, lying on the courier brother.

The courier brother was so smoked that he sneezed and sneezed non-stop. He covered his nose and stepped back, "How much toilet water did you use?!"

It really works!The little cousin quickly changed the subject and said, "Let's go eat."

He doesn't want to eat at all now, but because the little cousin is so happy, the courier brother still has something to eat with the little cousin.

After breakfast, the courier brother was going to work. When he left, he saw the parcels piled up in the living room by his little cousin. He frowned and said, "By the way, your courier..."

The little cousin looked at him expectantly, hoping that he would say, "You don't need to pack it, let me do it." But what he said was "beautiful handwriting."

Little cousin: "..."

In the evening, my little cousin decided not to order takeaway, so that the foreign piranha would not spread pollen again. He took the money his second cousin gave him, went to the supermarket to buy food, and then his phone rang again.

As soon as the little cousin saw the caller ID, he hung up, but then he received a text message, "Honey, answer the phone quickly, or I will take the microphone and call downstairs."

If the piranha chrysanthemum yelled downstairs, he probably would have to go back to the demon world. When the phone rang for the second time, the little cousin quickly picked it up, "I'm not at home now!"

"where?"

"supermarket."

"Oh, bring me some potato chips."

"Why?!"

"Bring some more beer."

"Beer..." The little cousin was a little greedy, "Is the beer delicious?" My cousin never forbids them to drink.

"Of course it's delicious." The courier boy said maliciously, "Buy more and we'll drink it while watching TV in the evening."

"Is beer expensive?" Too expensive and he has no money.

The courier boy was very kind, "You can buy whatever you want, and I will reimburse you when you come back."

The little cousin laughed from ear to ear, "Hahahaha, then I'll buy it~"

The courier boy said domineeringly: "Buy, buy, buy!"

But in the end, the little cousin only bought potato chips and beer and went back.

The courier boy came in again with potato chips and beer.He originally wanted to get his little cousin drunk, of course he might not be able to do anything after getting drunk, but he just wanted to see how his little cousin looked drunk, it must be very fun.In the end, he was the one who fell down, and the little cousin was fine.

Although he managed to stay overnight on the sofa at his little cousin's house, the courier boy felt a little short of breath, so whenever he was free, he came to compete with his little cousin with all kinds of wine.

This afternoon, the courier brother came to look for the little cousin, but the one who opened the door was not the little cousin, but a strange man who was taller than him!

The man asked condescendingly, "What's the matter?"

The courier brother frowned and said, "I'm looking for someone."

The man said impatiently, "Who?"

The courier brother suddenly got stuck because he forgot to ask his little cousin's name!

"There is a boy who lives here. He is white and tender, and he looks very small. He likes to watch TV dramas."

The man, the cousin, glanced at the courier boy, and said slowly, "Oh, he, he's back home."

"He's back to his hometown!" the courier brother hurriedly asked, "Then do you know where his hometown is?"

My cousin smiled and said: "I know."

"where?!"

Cousin dug the earwax with his little finger, then flicked and sang: "I won't tell you~"

The courier brother directly took out his mobile phone to call the little cousin, but the ringtone of the little cousin's mobile phone came from the man's pocket.

Cousin slowly took out his mobile phone and picked it up, "Hey, I bought this mobile phone for him. The call quality is really good." Cousin looked at the courier brother and smiled, "Do you think it is ?”

The courier guy hung up his phone, looked at his cousin and said expressionlessly, "Very well, I'll take care of you." After speaking, he turned around and left.

My cousin suddenly smelled a familiar evil aura...

"and many more!"

The courier brother didn't wait, but quickened his pace.

My cousin said quietly: "Oh, I remembered, when he left, he left something for someone..."

The courier brother immediately turned back and asked, "What?!"

Sure enough, he smelled it right!My cousin gave the courier a sideways look of disgust, and said, "Wait." Then he closed the door with a "bang".

Courier brother: "..." For the things left by the little cousin, he endured it!

After waiting like this for a long time, the man came out with a pot of daisies and threw it to him, "Lang, that's all."

The courier brother was holding the flowers and said uncertainly: "Only one pot of flowers?"

Cousin raised his eyebrows and said, "Yes, little Daisy, it's easy to feed."

"Did he leave anything else to say?"

"Oh, I really stayed," my cousin reminded me once in a while, "If Hua dies, you will never see me again in this lifetime."

The courier brother tightened the flowerpot in his hand, thinking that the man was talking about someone else, but he had never heard any flowers mentioned by his little cousin, and he had never seen any flowers at his little cousin's house.

In the end, the courier brother took the pot of daisies back.

The author has something to say:

Sorry, there are a lot of things in the three-dimensional space, and the update here is more cheating. I haven’t read the article for a long time, and I don’t know what to write. I don’t know what I wrote. There are still a few chapters to finish, touch touching eggs