he is a flower

Pre-episode summary: Because Han shyly resigned to sell flower pots for Cao Cao, my cousin planned to cut off the last flower of my little cousin in order to prevent his little cousin from being picked. Unexpectedly, my little cousin turned back The JJ on the head of the original shape ran away, and was seen and reported to the Demon Prison. The Demon Prison called my cousin, who hung up the phone of the Demon Prison and prepared to arrest the little cousin. Thinking of the information on the computer where my little cousin was working began to ring again...

Cousin frowned and walked over.

The news all came from the same person, my cousin just scanned it and ignored it.

But the other party kept sending messages——

[xiatian: hello, are you there? ]

[xiatian: Shopkeeper, are you there? ]

[xiatian: please reply if you see it]

……

[xiatian: Shopkeeper, there is something wrong with your melon seeds]

[xiatian: I want to complain! ]

Is there a problem with his melon seeds?The only problem must be that it is too delicious to sell.

Cousin was about to turn off the computer directly, when the other party sent a few more messages——

[xiatian: I have health problems after eating your melon seeds...]

[xiatian: This is a film I took at the hospital, if you don’t believe me, watch it yourself]

[xiatian: picture.jpg]

It was a B-ultrasound photo, or a B-ultrasound photo with only the middle ultrasound image cut out. Even if the other party didn't take the second half of the ultrasound, but with my cousin's eyesight and experience, he It is natural to notice what is on this B-ultrasound photo.

My cousin replied directly with my little cousin’s account——

[Little Daisy: You are pregnant. ] He typed an affirmative sentence.

[xiatian:! ! ! ]

[xiatian: as long as you can understand...]

[xiatian: I just had a stomachache after eating your melon seeds. I went to the hospital to take an X-ray, and the doctor said I was pregnant! ]

[xiatian: But how could I be pregnant! ]

[xiatian: This must be due to excessive melon seed hormones in your family...]

[Xiatian: You have to be responsible to me! ]

It's the first time I've met Pengci, it's interesting.

[Little Daisy: Oh, take charge]

[Little Daisy: First, you have to prove that you are my child]

[xiatian: ... I didn't say he was your child! ]

[Little Daisy: Oh, that means I will be responsible for raising children for others]

[xiatian: I don't know whose child this is...]

[xiatian: But I’m sure my stomach started to hurt after eating your melon seeds]

[xiatian: At first I thought it was an old problem and didn’t take it seriously, but I gradually became lethargic and loved to eat sour things that couldn’t smell fishy, ​​and I kept vomiting...]

[xiatian: colleagues also joked about how it looks like a woman's pregnancy symptoms]

[Little Daisy: Like a woman? ]

[Little Daisy: You are a man]

[xiatian: ... yes]

[xiatian: So how could I be pregnant! ]

[xiatian: But I checked several times and the result is the same...]

A human man became pregnant after eating his family’s melon seeds. It’s so good to conceive. The melon seeds he sells in a year can circle the earth thirty times. According to this calculation, it won’t be long before all human beings have to kneel down and call him daddy .

Cousin clicked on the order in the dialog box and checked it leisurely...

The other party bought melon seeds in his store a week ago, but the fetal sac can already be seen in the B-ultrasound photo, indicating that the other party has been pregnant for at least one month, but insisted that it was after eating his melon seeds. He was pregnant, either to find fault and extort money, or to be sent by the Demon Prison to disgust him.

Well, no matter which one it was, at least it managed to arouse his interest.

Cousin glanced at the other person's headshot, yo, it's still a one-inch bareheaded photo, with a thin but very fair face, black suit, white shirt and gray tie, and black half-rimmed glasses.

To use a passport photo as a profile picture, this person must be more annoying than the person who uses their plant reproductive organs (flowers) as a profile picture.

Cousin began to type slowly——

[Little Daisy: wait]

After replying, my cousin got up and picked up the phone and dialed a number, "Help me find someone, Xia Tian, ​​City Y, the phone number is 139XXXXXXXX." After speaking, he hung up the phone.

Alright, next he is going to count whether his melon seeds are missing.

As a result, after my cousin had finished counting, he realized that his melon seeds were really short!

A total of eleven grains were missing! ! !

Thinking of the eleven words that the little cousin had cut off, the cousin's face completely darkened.

From mid-July to mid-to-late August, this period is his flowering period. He is very irritable during this period, and he can't calm down to count his melon seeds. Unexpectedly, his little cousin took advantage of the loophole...

If a human being eats his melon seeds and becomes pregnant, will he have eleven little melon seeds! ! !

Cousin suppressed the excitement in his heart, searched the whole house, and finally found eight melon seeds in the little cousin's plastic flower pot.

In addition to the one in the human stomach, two more are missing.

It stands to reason that the elder cousin should go and capture the little cousin first, and force him to ask where he sold his melon seeds, but as a thousand-year-old demon, the child is too attractive to him, and he can't wait for another Two melon seeds also took root in the stomachs of other humans, so he would have three small melon seeds!

Now, of course he couldn't wait to see if the human man had his breath on him.

Cousin returned to the computer desk, sat down and began to type quickly——

[Little Daisy: Give me a baby. ]

[xiatian:...]

[Xiatian: Impossible! ]

[Little Daisy: How much do you want? ]

[xiatian: It's not about money! ]

[xiatian: He... has brought me a lot of trouble, whether it is physically or psychologically, it is impossible for me to keep him! ! ! ]

[Little Daisy: It's up to you]

[Xiatian: You! ]

[xiatian: It's up to you whether or not the child stays in my stomach! ]

[xiatian: If this is the attitude of your store, then I will apply for customer service intervention]

[Little Daisy: Go, what are you going to say]

[Little Daisy: Said that you, a big man, became pregnant after eating my melon seeds]

[xiatian: ... as long as you send your melon seeds for testing, you will know that I am not lying! ]

[Little Daisy: Don't worry, no matter how they test my melon seeds, there will be no problem, only you can conceive my child]

[xiatian: ... you! ]

[Little Daisy: Remember my words, if something goes wrong with the child, you go with it]

[xiatian:...]

[xiatian: hehe, crazy]

It was the first time someone scolded me for being crazy, and when my cousin was excited to compliment him back, the profile picture on the other side was grayed out...

down.

But it doesn't matter, they will meet soon.

Here I come, my little melon seeds.

The author has something to say:

"Overbearing Sunflower Falls in Love with Me" 233

The brain hole of this article comes from a colleague of mine. He likes to eat melon seeds. As long as he is free, you can hear him eating there. After eating melon seeds, he will be bloated and thirsty. He will drink a lot of water , and then the belly will grow a few times, we shamefully think that he must be pregnant, and then...

I originally wanted to write a short story, and I already thought of the title, called "Shopkeeper, I ate your sunflower seeds, what should I do if I get pregnant", and then, I found that as long as it is a flower, I can make up a TV series in my head, so I just wanted to make it up. Let’s write a long story together, Dan really overestimated his hand speed... (┬_┬)

Finally, ahem, there will be three small melon seeds haunting