he is a flower

Next, it was the moment to witness Han Xiu's flower hardening.

But Han Xiu was lying on the ground, feeling weak all over, so he had to ask his "good friend" Cao Cao to help him feel it hard.

At first, Cao Cao was very interested in helping Han Xiu touch the flowers, but after half an hour passed, his hands were sore, and Han Xiu's flowers still didn't seem to wake up...

Cao Cao waved his hands, and promised sincerely: "Axiu, I like you, not your flowers! Although your flowers are really cute, even if they don't harden, I won't dislike you! "

You can't be hard!

Han Xiu gritted his teeth and said, "Don't talk, keep touching!"

Cao Cao had no choice but to continue touching. If Han Xiu's flower hadn't been shaped like a human bird now, he was really worried that he would touch the petals off.

However, the hard work paid off, Han Xiu's flowers were constantly teased by Cao Cao's hands, and finally he felt "bored". Instead of being soft when he touched them, he slowly raised his head.

Han Xiu said with a serious face: "Look, it's hardened."

"Wow~ Ah Xiu is awesome!" Cao Cao praised without hesitation.

Han Xiu shook the flowers triumphantly.

"It's so cute~" Cao Cao cheered up, put his face in front of the flower, flicked it with his fingers, and then asked curiously: "Then your flower, is it semen or pollen?"

Han Xiu: "..." What should I do?Completely underestimated human curiosity...

No, hold on tight!Losing flowers but not losing battles, Han Xiu said calmly: "You will know if you try it."

"Okay~" Cao Cao happily agreed, just try it, it's just what he wants.But his hands were too sore, so Cao Cao tried it with his mouth...

... (I'm licking flower ellipsis) ...

The taste in his mouth proved that when Han Xiu's flowers were human and bird-like, what came out of his body was liquid, not pollen.Well, the taste is good, it is a bit bitter at first, but it is a bit sweet when you taste it carefully, and it still feels a bit spicy when you swallow it.

Cao Cao wanted to try again, but Han Xiu pulled him off.

Cao Cao didn't know where Han Xiu's underwear was thrown, so he sat up naked.

Cao Cao touched him just now, and he already felt "bored" all over his body, and he had the strength to rescue the flower from Cao Cao's mouth, but he didn't move, and instead let Cao Cao eat his flower ...

As a good flower with noble conduct, even if it grows up surrounded by various reproductive organs, even if it deals with various reproductive organs every day, Han Xiu thinks that he will not spread pollen casually, but unexpectedly, one day, He would have left his own pollen in a human's mouth!

Han Xiu didn't hate Cao Cao, and he didn't take it seriously when he heard Cao Cao said he liked him, but when Cao Cao swallowed his pollen, his flowers hardened again...

At that moment, he actually wanted to mate with a human!

Cao Cao didn't know what Han Xiu was thinking. He was a little thirsty just after eating, so he got up and straightened his clothes to go out and get some water to drink.

"Ash, do you want some water?"

"No, I already watered it at night."

"This is so convenient..." Cao Cao said excitedly when he thought of something, "Ah Xiu, let me water you later!"

Han Xiu raised his head and looked at Cao Cao seriously. It took him a long time to make up his mind and said, "Okay."

Does he like Cao Cao?

He doesn't know what liking is, but it's very comfortable to be with Cao Cao, and he doesn't want to refuse when he sees Cao Cao's excitement.

Then, if Cao Cao always likes him, he will always be with Cao Cao until Cao Cao...

wrong!He has to call and ask his cousin how to make human beings live longer! ! !

Thinking of this, Han Xiu hurriedly got up to get his phone.

Opening the address book, Han Xiu thought for a while, and changed Cao Cao's remarks from "Cao Cao with a big flower pot" to "Cao Cao who pollinates", only then was he satisfied.

After changing it, Han Xiu realized that he was not wearing any clothes yet. If he let his cousin know that he was not wearing any clothes and called him, he would definitely be beaten back to his original shape!

So, Han Xiu hurriedly put on his clothes again.

I finally got through to my cousin, but my cousin said impatiently, "I'll give you three seconds, let the fart go."

Three seconds!Han Xiu immediately let go, "I'm with Cao Cao!"

"Together," my cousin said with a sneer, "it's no use, we're divided."

Han Xiu said with a rare firm attitude: "I have decided to be with him!"

"Since it's decided, why are you looking for me? Hang up." After speaking, my cousin really hung up the phone.

Just hung up on him... He hasn't asked yet!

When Han Xiu called again, his cousin directly dragged him into the blacklist.

Han Xiu: "..." He promised to pay him his salary when he finds a wife, big liar! ! !

Besides Cao Cao, when Cao Cao came out to drink water and passed the sofa, the little cousin jumped away suddenly.

The little cousin hugged the pillow and said vigilantly: "Dear second cousin! Please stay away from me!!!"

Cao Cao was puzzled, and walked towards him: "What's the matter?" Just now he was holding on to his thigh desperately to ask for a flower pot, but when the flower pot came, he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone?

The little cousin quickly backed away, shouting as he backed up: "Don't come over! You smell of Han Xiuxiu's pollen on you!! I don't want to be stuck with Han Xiuxiu's pollen!!!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao quickly stepped back a few steps.

He smelled of Han Xiu's pollen?He didn't smell it, so it was their flower demons who could smell it... Hmph, I'm so upset.

Cao Cao looked at his little cousin and asked kindly, "First, what kind of flower are you?"

The little cousin puffed up his chest and said, "I'm Little Daisy!"

"Little Daisy, it really doesn't look like it." Cao Cao smiled and gestured, "Hehe, if you dare to bloom at home, I will cut you~"

The little cousin was so frightened that he threw away the pillow and quickly covered his crotch, before he realized, "Huh, huh?! Dear second cousin, how do you know I'm a flower?!"

Cao Cao poured a glass of water and walked towards the room with it, "Because you smell good~"

After Cao Cao closed the door, the little cousin yelled into the room: "Second cousin, second cousin just molested me!"

The little cousin thought that his second cousin would support him, but Han shyly replied, "Dream, go watch your TV series!"

"..." The little cousin was full of grievances, "Sure enough, I have a wife and forgot my brother. The TV series really don't deceive me! They even want to cut my flowers. I can't live these days, er..." Fake crying After watching for a while, no one paid attention to him, and the little cousin happily went to watch TV dramas again.

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