he is a flower

When my cousin was lying on the balcony and counting melon seeds, he received a call from Han Xiu to resign.

Cousin shook his melon seeds and said, "Han Shuxie, tell me again what you want to do?"

Han Xiu boldly repeated again: "Master Cousin, I want... to resign."

"Resign," my cousin said with a sneer, "The fairy who has no job will go back to the demon world~"

Han Xiu's cheerful voice came from the other end of the phone: "I have found another job!"

"Heh, what kind of job can you find with your soft physique?"

Han Xiu excitedly said: "Sell flower pots!"

Sell ​​flowerpots?

Needless to say, it must have something to do with Cao Cao, "Are you going to sell flower pots to your 'good friend'?"

Han Xiu said softly: "...well." He lied again... But, he didn't dare to tell his cousin that he now has grass from a flower pot shop, and said that his cousin would definitely beat him back to his original form !

Cousin sneered: "You can think about it, one day you and your 'good friend' break up or he knows you are a monster and drives you away, and you come back to look for cousin, but cousin will not accept it." People don't want it."

Han Xiu said without hesitation, "I've made up my mind."

Cousin suddenly became interested. Although his second cousin is a bit stubborn, he is not so easy to turn. What kind of drug/drug did Cao Cao put on him to make the second cousin so eager to give it to him?" Sell ​​flowerpots"?

"Now that you've made up your mind, you can go."

"Thank you cousin."

"However," my cousin said casually, "Where do you sell flowerpots? I'll buy one for your little cousin some other day."

If you bought it for your little cousin, why not buy it for him? !Although Han Xiu had a bit of a taste, but when he thought of the big flowerpot in that shop, he lost his temper and answered honestly.

"Isn't there Cao Cao's flower shop? How did you start selling flower pots? Or are you selling your flowers/hearts instead of flower pots? Do you want to be surrounded by reproductive organs of other flowers every day?"

"Flowers are not sold there now!" Mentioning this Han Xiu was like a child who got a new toy and wanted to show off everywhere, "Cao Cao turned that place into a flower pot shop!" When I became a "youjian flowerpot shop", I was more surprised than seeing my little cousin blooming only one flower.Especially when Cao Cao told him that the big flower pots in the store belonged to him, he felt that Cao Cao must have bloomed at that moment, otherwise how could his whole body be exuding fragrance!

Why do you say it's blooming?Because Han Xiu bloomed at that moment!The original flower on Han Xiu’s body was planted as a mimosa in a flower pot on the balcony. Now he has opened another flower, which is bigger than the last one. Now Cao Cao doesn’t have to worry about his “bird” Got smaller again.

That Cao Cao is really willing to spend his money, but human beings are like this, when they chase people, they look one way, and after they catch them, they look another way.The cousin thought about the height and physique of the second cousin and Cao Cao, so he didn't plan to worry about it. No matter how the second cousin was the one who picked other people's flowers, he was still worried.but……

"Han shame, your 'good friend' is so kind to you, should you repay him?"

"Repay?" Han Xiu asked puzzled, "How to repay?"

My cousin said viciously: "For example, introduce him to someone."

"Introduce someone?"

"Well, human beings like to fall in love, and some human beings have a disease that will kill them if they don't fall in love."

That's right, Cao Cao gave him a flower pot shop, and he could just give Cao Cao something, it's perfect~

Han Xiu said gratefully: "I see, thank you cousin."

Cousin put the melon seeds back into the flower carefully and said, "You're welcome."

After hanging up the phone, my cousin got up and went back to the room to get the scissors.The second cousin's flower must be lost, but the second cousin still earns a flower back, so don't worry about it.The little cousin still has a flower, he wanted to cut off all the flowers of the little cousin last time, but the little cousin cried so badly, he left a flower for the little cousin in a moment of softness, but the little cousin No matter how you look at it, the younger brother is the one who was picked... It's a joke, how can his family's flowers be picked by others, in order to prevent this situation, the last flower of the little cousin must be cut off.

After Han Xiu hung up the phone, he began to think about what kind of flowers Cao Cao likes, no, what kind of women do he like?Han Xiu doesn't know about women, but he can first ask Cao Cao what flowers he likes, and then deduce what kind of women he likes.But Cao Cao is a flower shop, he should like all kinds of flowers, that would be troublesome.

Han Xiu got up and went directly to ask Cao Cao what flowers he likes.

Just as Cao Cao was about to say "Lily", he suddenly remembered that Han Xiu's family hated flowers, so he said, "I don't like flowers."

Han Xiu obviously didn't believe it: "If you don't like flowers, why do you have a flower shop?"

Cao Cao took it for granted: "Because I earn a lot of money."

Well, as a grasshopper who has never received a dime salary, he doesn't quite understand the thinking of this kind of person who counts money every day and gets cramps in his hands...

"Then you always have a favorite flower, right?"

Cao Cao shook his head decisively: "No."

Han Xiu was discouraged and said, "Really?"

Cao Cao thought for a while and said, "Actually, there is one, but I don't know if it counts or not?"

Han Xiu asked, "What kind of flower?"

"The flowers of the mimosa." Cao Cao pointedly said, "I especially like the flowers of the mimosa in your pot."

Cao Cao was in a dilemma. He knew that his flowers were beautiful, but Cao Cao liked them and couldn't give them to him. You have to mate with them!Although he doesn't hate Cao Cao, he doesn't like it to the point of mating...

Han Xiu asked hesitantly, "You only like mimosa flowers?"

Cao Cao smiled and said: "Yes, I really like it~"

Han Xiu frowned and said, "Oh, I see."

You knew already?what do you know?Do you really know what I mean?Cao Cao thought depressingly.

Cao Cao was about to speak but was interrupted by a knock on the door——

"Open the door!"

"Open Sesame!"

"Open Sesame!"

Cao Cao looked at Han Xiu and said to Mennu, "Who is it?"

Han Xiu said with a dark face: "I don't know!"

The knocking on the door continued - "Han Xiuxie, open the door, I know you are at home!"

Cao Cao smiled and said: "It seems that they are here to look for you, do you want to open the door?"

Han Xiu said helplessly: "Go."

As soon as Cao Cao opened the door, a figure rushed towards Han Xiu. Han Xiu hurriedly dodged behind Cao Cao, and the figure hugged Cao Cao. Just as Cao Cao was about to pull him away, he heard the man in his arms yelling miserably: " Second cousin save me!!!"

Second cousin?It seems that the person in his arms is Han Xiu's little cousin who is also invisible.But who is the big brother behind him?

The eldest brother scratched his hair nervously and said, "Well...you two brothers, please don't get me wrong, I came up with this little brother" to get the money. "

Cao Cao held the man in his arms, and said in a flat tone, "Take the money? I don't know what kind of money this big brother is here for?"

The eldest brother knew that there was still a misunderstanding, so he hurriedly explained: "Take the car money! The eldest brother is not a bad person, the eldest brother drives a taxi! Your little brother took the car without any money. He said that his cousin lives in Upstairs, I will come up with him to get some money."

The little cousin buried his head in Cao Cao's arms and said aggrievedly: "The people I watched in the TV series didn't pay for the car ride. He must be bullying me for being too handsome!"

Brother driver: "..."

Cao Cao: "..."

Han Xiu leaned half of his body out from behind Cao Cao and said, "I have no money!"

Hearing the sound, the little cousin raised his head and realized that he had hugged the wrong person. He just wondered why Han Shuxuan was not beaten by him today.However, this person's body was quite soft, and it was comfortable to hold. The little cousin buried his head back again.

"..." Cao Cao coughed and said, "Let me pay."

The driver brother took the money and ran away in a mess.

Cao Cao brought home the two invisible cousins, and the little cousin still hugged him and refused to let go...

Han Xiu frowned and said, "Chu number one, let go of this man!"

Chu No. [-], the little cousin, refused: "Don't let me go! Do you want me to hug you? Hmph, no way!! Who told you to move out and live with me!!!"

Han Xiu ignored him and asked again: "Do you know that you came out to find my cousin?"

Chu Yi said angrily: "Don't mention that villain to me! He actually wanted to cut my flowers!!!"

Cao Cao was puzzled and said, "Cut your flowers?"

Chu No. [-] complained: "Yes! I only have one flower left, one flower!! He still wants to cut it! He still wants to cut it!! He is just jealous that I have more flowers than his!!!"

Han Xiu hurriedly reminded him: "Chu number one, do you want to be sent back to your hometown?!"

Only then did Chu Yi realize that he was hugging a human being!He quickly let go of his hand and looked at Cao Cao and asked vigilantly, "Yes, who are you?"

Before Cao Cao could introduce himself, he asked Han Xiulai like a cannonball: "Han Shuxiu, who is he? Why is he in your house? What's your relationship? How far has it developed? No, that's not the point! How dare you Hide wild men at home behind my big cousin and me!!!"

Han Xiu rubbed his ears and said expressionlessly: "He is my 'good friend' Cao Cao."

Hey, Cao Cao!

Chu No. [-] excitedly said: "It's that Cao Cao who insists on buying you a new flowerpot and giving your cousin a four-piece set?!"

Cao Cao raised his eyebrows and said: "That's right, I am the Cao Cao who insists on giving things to others. It's the first time we meet, I don't know what you like, little cousin, can you give me the honor to give you a gift once?" Woolen cloth?"

Chu Yi hurriedly hugged Cao Cao's thigh and shouted: "Second cousin! From now on, you will be my dear second cousin! Kiss second cousin even dearer than my second cousin!" Cousin learned that Cao Cao was shy and kind to Han, but who cares about him hahahaha~

Cao Cao patted his little cousin's head and said in a good mood: "Hey, call me to kiss my second cousin, and I will take you to buy it later~"

Chu No. [-] changed his words without integrity: "Obey, kiss second cousin!"

The second cousin of the true relative, Han Xiu, stood by the side with a confused face: "...I'm sorry to interrupt, can you wait to recognize the relative? Can you tell me what happened just now?" What is the situation of the second cousin sister-in-law? ?How could he not know when he himself married a wife?

Cao Cao looked at his little cousin tenderly and didn't intend to explain at all, but that look clearly said, "You explain it, if you can't explain it well, don't even think about buying it"!

The little cousin rolled his eyes and said, "My second cousin and I were exchanging signs just now!"

Han Xiu twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "He is your second cousin, so what am I yours?"

The little cousin took it for granted and said confidently: "You are my second cousin!"

Han Xiu: "..." What should I do? I can't refute it at all... So, I'd better call my cousin and cut off the last flower of my little cousin!

The author has something to say:

Little cousin: Hahahaha I finally have a name!But I don't like this name very much, can you give me a more domineering name? !

Rousi: Yes, Chu No. [-], Chu No. [-], you choose.

Little cousin: Chu first is good!The first, the first, the most handsome in the world, oh yeah~