he is a flower

Han Xiu said he was going to work, but in fact he didn’t have much work, because the melon seeds sold in the online store were limited every day, and the little cousin could handle it by himself by waving the leaves. He usually has nothing to do, let alone the little cousin now. The younger brother bloomed for the second time and was full of energy.

Because my cousin said that he is not like a human being, in order to be more like a human being, Han Xiu will watch videos when he has nothing to do, such as how to exercise upper body muscles to make you more MAN and more stylish!Eight exercises to train perfect chest muscles!Fitness exercises at men's homes make you more MAN and more practical! ...

Han Xiu sometimes watches and exercises along with the movements in the video. He has stamina and patience. He insists on doing it for half an hour every day. After half a month, he really becomes more like a man!

So, although he already has perfect pectoral muscles and eight-pack abs and other authors are too lazy to search for a lot of muscles, he still spares some time to watch videos every day, because there is no end to flowers and MAN, there is no most MAN, only more MAN !

Han Xiu will also watch some videos about health and food, like nine kinds of fruits to make you more MAN!Six kinds of vegetables make you last longer!Pure manly food, make you more manly! ...

Although Han Xiu doesn't need to eat, he is still curious about what human men eat to grow up?I really don’t know, I’m shocked when I saw it, human beings are indeed at the top of the food chain, not only eating their reproductive organs of plants, but even the reproductive organs of animals... No wonder the demon prison stipulates that their demons can’t take the initiative It's scary to provoke humans!

As usual, Han Xiu hangs backstage and prepares to watch the video, but as soon as he boards the Q, the little cousin's profile picture keeps flashing——

Little Daisy: Shame Han!

Little Daisy: Shame Han! !

Little Daisy: Shame Han! ! !

The little cousin has always been busy, the second cousin has nothing to do, Han is shy, Han Xiu doesn't want to talk to him, but if you don't talk to him, he can keep harassing you in different ways, so Han Xiu had to post one?past.

Mimosa: ?

Little Daisy: Hahahaha I am finally not a mosaic <(￣ˇ￣)/

It's not a mosaic anymore, so my little cousin can see people now.

Mimosa: Congratulations.

Mimosa: Are all your flowers withered?

Little Daisy: No thanks! ! !

Mimosa: No thanks...then why would my cousin let you out to meet people?

Little Daisy: The stinky cousin cut off my flowers! ! ! (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...

Mimosa: All...cut? !

Little Daisy: I didn’t cut all of them, I only left one!

Little Daisy: One!Duo!

Little Daisy: He is just jealous that I have more flowers than his! ! !

Mimosa: ... you are content, at least I left one for you.

Little Daisy: Alright╥﹏╥...

Little Daisy: Hahahaha open the video!Master let you see how handsome I am! !

Mimosa: Forget it, I'm afraid of being stunned by you.

Little Daisy: o(￣ヘ￣o#), you just need to be self-aware~

Mimosa: If it's okay, I'll go to work.

Little Daisy: something is up!

Mimosa: Finish within 1 minute.

Little Daisy: The courier uncle came to receive the courier just now, and he said that the courier in our community will be replaced by a courier guy. It is said that the new courier guy has a bad temper Will the courier brother beat me up for seeing how handsome I am?

Mimosa: ...

Mimosa: Yes!

Mimosa: So you must not become human.

Little Daisy: No!I’m so handsome just for people to see┗|｀O′|┛哦~~

Mimosa: Hehe

Little Daisy: Oh right, hurry up!Show me your new pots! ! !

Little Daisy: And when will your old flowerpot be delivered to me! ! ! ! !

new pots...

Han Xiu frowned. The new flower pots over one meter wide have not been delivered yet, so he has to keep the old flower pots to sleep for the time being, and cannot give them to his little cousin.The new flowerpot over one meter long is still on the balcony of his house...

That new flowerpot over one meter long, when he slept in it and couldn't control his transformation, he would definitely burst it, and keeping it would take up space, so he might as well give it to his little cousin.But the flowerpot was given to him by Cao Cao after all, wouldn't it be good for him to pass it on to his little cousin?

Han Xiu got up and left the room.

After Cao Cao washed the dishes, he lay on the sofa in the living room and played with his mobile phone. When he heard the door open, he raised his head, revealing his sexy collarbone and slender neck. Unfortunately, Han Xiu didn't know how to appreciate it. He went directly to Cao Cao and asked hesitantly Said: "Cao Cao, that flowerpot over one meter long, do you... still want it?"

Cao Cao sat up and leaned on the sofa, a little curious: "What's the matter, didn't I promise to give it to you?"

Han Xiu told the truth: "My little cousin also wants a new flower pot, but he doesn't have the money to buy it. Can I give him the flower pot that is over one meter long?"

Cao Cao said generously: "Of course, your little cousin is my little cousin. If he doesn't like a flowerpot over one meter long, I can give him a flowerpot over one meter wide. "I didn't expect that Han Xiu's little cousin doesn't like flowers like Han Xiu and likes flowerpots...

Han Xiu hurriedly refused for his little cousin: "No need, he likes flower pots over one meter long, thank you!"

That stupid flower with so many and short reproductive organs that only knows how to jump up and down sleeps in a flower pot!

Cao Cao pulled Han Xiu to the sofa and sat down, while he lay on Han Xiu's lap naturally, "Ah Xiu, we don't need to say thank you." These days Han Xiu was hugged by Cao Cao Woke up, so he was still in the "bored" mood during this morning, and he won't be soft at the first touch for a while.

Han Xiu suddenly remembered the phrase that his cousin said, "Nothing to be courteous is either adultery or robbery." He lowered his head, looked into Cao Cao's eyes and asked seriously, "Cao Cao, why are you being so nice to me?"

Cao Cao smiled and said: "I treat you well, of course I have a plan."

Have a picture?Han Xiu frowned. Could it be that Cao Cao was playing tricks on him as his cousin said?But his flowers are very common. Cao Cao is already a man with a flower shop. What kind of flowers would fall in love with his flowers if he has never seen them before?Besides, how did Cao Cao know that he had flowers on his body?

Han Xiu said directly: "I don't have any flowers for you." So, don't think about his flowers!Flowers are the reproductive organs of their plants, and sending flowers to the other party means "I want to mate with you". Although he doesn't hate Cao Cao, he doesn't want to mate with him for the time being.

Cao Cao smiled when there were no flowers for me. What Han Xiu meant was that he didn’t like flowers, so he wouldn’t send flowers to confess his love to him, but what he wanted wasn’t flowers (slap in the face)…

Cao Cao raised a hand to touch Han Xiu's face and said seriously: "I don't have any flowers for you, but I will give you many, many large flowerpots over one meter wide. Are you together?"

Han Xiu's eyes lit up, and he said affirmatively, "Yes!"

The two of them sat on the sofa for a while before Han Xiu remembered to reply to the little cousin. When the little cousin heard that he would have a new flowerpot over one meter long, he was pleasantly surprised and changed back to his original form!

So as soon as my cousin came out of the room, I saw my little cousin waving leaves and shaking his JJ jumping around in the living room... My cousin went back to the room silently to find the scissors.

The little cousin didn't know that he was about to lose the last flower...

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Thanks to K for throwing mines × 2, thank you so much

Rousi rolled to update, do you still love me (╥╯^╰╥)(╥〒

Because there is no outline, what I write is much different from when I think about it. The more I write, the harder it is to write. I want to revise the whole text...