he is a flower

When the sun climbed up to the balcony and shone on the man's face, the man shook his head, and then lazily opened his eyes.

Why does he feel chilly on his body? The man was about to stretch the leaves to keep warm, but after shaking, he realized that something was wrong...

Where are my leaves? !

The man looked down at his hands and bare upper body that he didn't know when he would return to normal, frowned and said, "Damn it, why did he transform again!" It was so cold, if he had known that he would transform into a human again, he should have done it last night. Moved the flower pot to his bedroom, the man thought as he rubbed his arms.

If you are in a bad mood, just touch your abdominal muscles. A man with abdominal muscles will not be in a bad mood!

The man rubbed his eight-pack abs, and his mood cleared up again. He clenched his fists and said confidently: "Come on, Han Xiu, you are also a man today!"

The man, that is, Han Xiu, is indeed a very manly man, a man full of aggressiveness.

He is 1.8 meters tall, has a muscular upper body, and a pair of pectoral muscles that make women drool with envy.

Further down, the eight-pack abs lie on the bronze-colored skin, like a medium-rare filet mignon, so fragrant and tender that one can't help but want to cut it open with a knife and taste the pink tender meat inside. succulent.

Further down... Uh, further down is the root of the man, the root that is as wide as a dam and soaring into the clouds, it is quietly planted in the soil!

ah!He is such a man's man!

It would be even more manly if his roots were not still planted in the soil!

Han Xiu's original form is a mimosa, and he liked to plant himself in the soil to sleep in his original form before he took shape.But when he can transform into a human form and still maintain this hobby, it will be a bit scary.

Every night Han Xiu sleeps in the flowerpot in his original form, but the next morning he will plant it in the flowerpot in human form with his upper body naked.He thought it didn't matter to him that his upper body was human and his lower body was grass, but he succeeded in disgusting his cousin who took him in.

Every morning when I opened the door of the room, I saw my brother's shirtless lower body in a flower pot, so wicked that my cousin's melon seeds almost burst.Well, the original shape of my cousin is a sunflower.His hobby is lying on the balcony and basking in the sun to count his melon seeds.

You have the ability to sleep in a flower pot, but if you have the ability, don't turn into a human form!

But Han Xiu really didn't have the ability to control himself from changing his human form...

So, without further ado, my cousin uprooted Han Xiu and asked him to move out immediately to live by himself.

If I live by myself, I can live by myself, and I can change as I want!

Han Xiu put his hands on both sides of the flower pot, pulled out his roots with his strength, and then jumped up to the floor with all his strength. The moment the roots touched the floor, they became the legs of a man.

Ah, at this moment he is a real man!

From behind, those broad shoulders!That straight back!That tight ass!Those strong thighs!

Seen from the front, then...there is nothing that a man should have!

Come to think of it, it's not yet time for him to bloom.But counting the date, it's almost a few days away.Wait and buy some fertilizer for yourself, Han Xiu thought.

After washing and dressing neatly, Han Xiu is ready to go to work.

The content of the job is to sell melon seeds, of course not my cousin's melon seeds.My cousin has his own sunflower planting base and brand of melon seeds, and he and his little cousin are mainly responsible for the sales of the online store.

The original form of the little cousin is Daisy, and he can't change his form yet, so he is still living safely with his cousin for the time being.But Han Xiu thinks that the day when the little cousin will be kicked out is not far away, because the little cousin also likes to sleep in the flower pot in his original form.

Although they are not human beings, they still have to work.

The demon prison stipulates that all elves living in the human world must have jobs.The goblins who don't work will be taken into custody by the goblin prison, and they will have no freedom.And the fairies who have a job only need to report to the demon prison regularly.

Moreover, the Demon Prison currently only stipulates that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become spirits, and they will be caught one by one.But like them, plants that have become refined after the founding of the country, there is no clear regulation on whether to catch them, so if they want to be human, they must keep a low profile.Although the people in the Demon Prison may not catch them, those animals that become spirits after the founding of the country will definitely catch them to vent their anger!

Five minutes later, Han Xiu walked downstairs.

Because Han Xiu's physique is relatively sensitive, he can't be touched by others, and it's soft wherever he touches, and the stronger the touch, the faster he becomes soft. Within a few seconds, his whole body will go limp and he will fall down quickly. 10 minutes to get back to normal.

So Han Xiu usually doesn't go out, let alone take the elevator or car or go to crowded places.

He used to work at home, but these days he has to go to work at his cousin's house.

Because my little cousin has been fuming these past few days, ah bah, he has a fever, maybe he's about to transform...

Well, the human form of the little cousin must not be manlier than him!

Sure enough, you can't have bad intentions, no, Han Xiu just walked out of the community when he was hit by a bicycle.

The violent collision caused Han Xiu to fall limply to the ground.

"Are you okay?" The man who hit him quickly dropped his bicycle and came to help Han Xiu.

"Don't touch me!" Han Xiu shouted with a pale face.

The man was taken aback by the yelling, bent over and maintained a supporting posture, and kindly suggested, "Do you want me to call an ambulance for you?"

Han Xiu lay on the ground, with a look of lovelessness on his face: "No need."

The man straightened up, looked at Han Xiu who was lying on the ground and raised his eyebrows. He was sure that his bicycle just bumped into Han Xiu slightly. The pain might be a little bit, but isn't it too exaggerated to be so serious that he fell to the ground?Could it be that this is the legendary Pengci, it's a pity that such a handsome face, hey, Qingben beauty, what a thief...

The man smiled inexplicably, "Then, do you want me to call the police for you?"

Why call the police?Han Xiu was puzzled: "No need. You don't need to worry about me, just let me lie down for a while."

Hey, isn't it Porcelain?Could it be to seduce|lead?He really eats this...

The man thought for a while and said, "No, I will be responsible for bumping into you. I'd better send you to the hospital." As he spoke, he wanted to help Han Xiu again.

"Don't touch me!!!" Han Xiu roared.I'll be back to normal in a minute or two if I'm a numbness, won't I have to lie on the ground for 2 minutes if I'm touched by you again!

The man frowned and said, "Are you sure?"

Han Xiu said with certainty: "Sure!"

The man reminded: "Then I will go."

Han Xiu immediately said: "You hurry up."

Man: "..." It's the first time I've been so disgusted at this age.Great, you've managed to get my attention.

The man squatted down, looked down at Han Xiu, and said with concern: "I won't leave until I see you get up."

Damn, sick!Han Xiu rolled his eyes and stood up under the gaze of the man, "I'm up, let's go."

The man also stood up with a smile on his face, and continued to be concerned: "I won't leave until I see you take two steps."

This time, Han Xiu didn't even look at the man and left.

After a while, the man pushed his bicycle and chased after him.

The man didn't care whether Han Xiu was listening or not, and said to himself, "Do you live in this community too? Me too. But I just moved here, so I'll ask you to take care of me in the future. By the way, my name is Cao Cao. And you?"

Han Xiu continued to go his own way and let others talk about it.

Few people have heard my name so quietly.Good man, I remember you.

Seeing that Han Xiu ignored him, Cao Cao continued, "Ah, I forgot to mention, I opened a flower shop in front, and if you come to my shop to buy flowers in the future, I will give you a [-]% discount."

flower shop!Han Xiu's eyes lit up, he turned his head and looked at Cao Cao in surprise, "What did you just say?"

Cao Cao smiled and said, "My name is Cao Cao."

Han Xiu lowered his face and said, "The last sentence!"

Cao Cao raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh, what's your name?"

Han Xiu turned his head and left.

Cao Cao quickly grabbed Han Xiu and said with a smile, "Don't go, I'm just joking."

I'm stupid!Han Xiu immediately slumped to the ground.

Cao Cao was also held back by Han Xiu, and he fell directly on Han Xiu's body.

Han Xiu said weakly: "Get up!" If he wasn't so weak now, he would definitely be blown away!Why is this skinny guy so heavy! !

Although Cao Cao didn't know why Han Xiu fell down again, let alone why he didn't push him away, but this didn't prevent him from taking the opportunity to touch Han Xiu's chest muscles again and again. It was really interesting, but I don't know if the following is also interesting. the...

Cao Cao wanted to touch down, but Han Xiu stopped him with a dark face, "Where are you touching?!"

Cao Cao bit his lip and said aggrievedly, "Why are you attacking me? I'll help you find where it's broken."

Han Xiu frowned and said, "Thank you for getting up quickly!"

Cao Cao pinched Han Xiu back and forth, but he couldn't get up, "I won't get up unless you tell me your name."

"..." Han Xiu said expressionlessly, "My name is Han Xiu, you can get up now."

Only then did Cao Cao climb up from Han Xiu's body in satisfaction.He looked at Han Xiu who was still lying dead on the ground, and said hesitantly, "Are you going to... sleep for a while?"

Sleeping with your sister... who made me become like this!Han Xiu simply closed his eyes, he couldn't see anything.

Cao Cao rolled his eyes and suggested maliciously, "It's still a bit cold to sleep on the ground in the morning. My flower shop is right in front. Would you like to sleep in my shop?"

Han Xiu opened his eyes and said loudly, "Yes!"

If you really like flowers, that would be great. "Little flower seller" Cao Cao smiled gratifiedly.

"Then will you walk over by yourself, or should I carry you over?"

Han Xiu's head was full of black lines, "I'll crawl over by myself!"

Of course, Han Xiu would not really crawl over, let alone let a man who was not as tall or as strong as him hug him when he met him for the first time. He could only wait for him to return to normal slowly.

So, Han Xiu lay quietly on the ground, while Cao Cao sat patiently aside...

People who go to work early in the morning and go to work pass by him, or look at them with the eyes of these two crazy people who have a bed and don't sleep on the ground, or with the eyes of these two dead gay guys who love and don't make dog food...

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Repaired a little bit, beg for support=￣ω￣=