Master does not ride a dragon

Sikong Hu heard his own voice trembling, his voice was faint, as if he was telling the biggest secret in the Three Realms: "Master, you won't... you won't be, you don't know what to do, do you?"

Lu Ju was surprised, but immediately replied: "What are you doing?"

Sikong Hu's round eyes and Lu Ju's long eyes faced each other for half a stick of incense, the round eyes were full of shock, and the long eyes were full of surprise.

Until Lu Ju frowned, "Ahu?"

With an incomparably innocent "Ahu" falling to the ground, Sikonghu felt as if a mechanism had been pressed, his limbs and bones were gone, and he fell down with a "paji", his whole body slapped on Lu Ju's body, trembling with laughter, and his hands were still shaking. He hugged Lu Ju's neck tightly, for fear that he would laugh to the ground.

No matter how dull Lu Ju was, he sensed that something was wrong. He strangled Sikong Hu's creaking nest, like a naughty and clingy puppy, and raised him up, angrily said: "Say."

Sikong Hu was already laughing so hard that his stomach ached, but when Lu Ju squeaked and itched, it triggered a new round of hilarious laughter, and stammered, "Master! Master, why don't you have any curiosity at all, you have never asked Elders 'Where am I from'?!"

Sikong Hu asked this question when he was a child, and Lu Ju said at the time: "I picked it up."

Sikong Hu didn't believe it at the time, but thinking about it now, Lu Ju was telling the truth, which is indeed good.But back then, the elders probably answered the young Lu Ju in the same way-"picked it up", which was the standard answer for Lu Ju.

Sure enough, Lu Ju blinked his eyes and continued to be puzzled, "I asked, and the elders said, 'I picked it up'. Isn't it?"

Shock!Master Lu Ju, the legend of Shushan, famous in the three worlds, rich in learning, skillful in freezing age, throwing fruit to fill the car, more than 30 years old, so innocent, and thinks that all the children in the world are picked!

Haven't had a baby and haven't seen a baby? !Why is their education in Shushan so easy to be biased!

Sikong Hu made a "poof", laughed so much that Lu Ju's face was slobbered, and he frantically wiped it off, comforting, "Master, I'm not afraid, I've already rinsed my mouth!"

Lu Ju intuitively felt that it was unfortunate that he got up from this bed, sighed, and let go of his hand, "Ahu, what are you trying to say?"

Sikong Hu cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Master, if all the children in the world were picked up, wouldn't they be gone if they were picked up? Children still have to be born, if everyone doesn't give birth, there will be no one in this world. You Consider this question."

Lu Ju really didn't think about this question, and he pondered for a while, "It's true. However, being a parent is always difficult, and being a teacher has important things to take care of. It's better not to have this child."

Sikong Hu was very serious, "That's right. It should be noted that to have a child can only be done with a man and a woman. If it is replaced by two men, even if you want to have a child, you will not be able to give birth. If you don't want to have a child, wouldn't it be just right?"

He lowered his head and talked nonsense, the messy hair covered his forehead more and more, Lu Ju brushed it with his hands, and straightened his messy hair, and at the same time whispered: "You are very particular. Who taught you?"

Lu Ju's expression was gentle and tolerant, seeing that Sikong Hu was in a good mood, all doubts in his heart were swept away, and he let go of his courage a lot, lowered his body, his lips almost touched the tip of Lu Ju's nose, and said softly: "Master, you As I said before, ask the channel how clear it is, so that there is a source of living water, this is the attitude of learning. You have to try everything before you know the bliss, right?"

Lu Ju didn't look at it a little bit, and asked again: "Where is the bliss?"

Sikong Hu also tilted his head, rubbed Lu Ju's nose to nose again, pressed his forehead against it, and said very slowly: "Well, it's a bliss." His lips sucked Lu Ju's nose , and cruising down again, passed through the crowd of people gathering a drop of morning light, and then lightly covered Lu Ju's lips.

Master's lips used to be like this, they look thin, but when you touch them, you will know that they are soft and tender.How can such a person be ruthless?

Lu Xun let Sikong Hu speak recklessly, but didn't say anything.Sikong Hu finished the kiss boldly by himself, then raised his head with blushing lips, and gave a silly and dry laugh.

The tip of Lu Ju's tongue licked the peak of his lips, and said in a hoarse voice, "That's it?"

The young man felt a little sour in his heart, but also a little complacent.

Everyone knew about Master's past and prestige, but he was the only one who saw Master's weakness and innocence.

Sikong Hu thought to himself, the master must be willing to teach the master everything from lingering infiltration to comforting pleasure, but it is not good to scare the master if you have to take it slowly.

Sikong Hu stared at Lu Ju, and answered after a while: "This is the beginning. Master, don't worry, take your time, I can wait."

Lu Ju gave a "hmm" and raised his hand to rub his apprentice's messy hair, "Ah Hu has grown up. Let's play."

He probably didn't wake up, turned over and covered the quilt again, planning to sleep back into the cage.

The "grown up" Ah Hu squatted beside the bed, and continued to struggle to look at the quilt roll in the bed for a while.The master is really thin, wrapped in such a thick quilt, it is uneven, the shoulders are the shoulders and the waist is the waist, it's terrible!

Lu Ju was very sleepy, and after a while, he felt someone hugging him from behind through the quilt.

He asked nasally: "Ahu?"

Sikong Hu's voice was extremely soft, and he scratched a small piece of skin behind Lu Ju's ear like a feather, "...Go to sleep, Master."

Lu Ju is a person who knows everything. After "getting started", he strictly guards against death. He will not let Sikong Hu go any further. He is so smart that Sikong Hu regrets awakening the dreamer.

The clouds were bright and the autumn wind was blowing. Sikong Hu sat on the Taiwei Sword, staring at the back of Lu Yuyujian.

Lu Ju didn't turn his head back, "It's Sige who brought you down, otherwise, why did it go like this, like this..."

Lu Ju couldn't continue, Sikong Hu filled it in for him, "Sperm go to the brain."

Sikong Hu failed to seduce him for many days, and now he has completely wrapped up his face and made a bedding, without any shyness at the moment, he slapped his thigh, "Master, tell me yourself, how can there be an old couple like you in this world? Being by your side is like being a widow, someone's child has suffered eight lifetimes of misfortune before becoming a Taoist partner with you..."

Lu Ju turned his head and glanced slightly reproachfully.

Sikong Hu shattered, "What are you looking at? What's so good about it? If you don't see it, you still don't want to sleep! What's the use of being so good-looking?"

Lu Ju said: "Yeah, you look so good-looking, why do you only have fun with Master?"

Sikong Hu's spirit lifted, and he wondered: "I'm pretty? I said you're pretty! Master, are you listening to what I'm saying?"

Lu Ju said slowly, "It's you, master, have you heard what he said? Master said that creation is impermanent, and the common people are suffering. We practice the Tao, and we should practice extensively for thousands of kalpas to protect the common people. In this complicated world, apart from love, There are many things to take care of—"

Sikong Hu found a piece of dried plum cake from nowhere, sat on the sword and gnawed, and said while gnawing: "I haven't seen it, I haven't heard of it. I don't believe it, I don't care!"

Lu Ju sighed, pressed down the cloud head, and landed at the foot of a mountain peak.It is near late autumn, and thousands of golden leaves are flying all over the mountains and fields, just like the rising sun on the sea surface, sprinkled with broken gold, until the end of the sea.

The mountain wind drove Ye Hai to fly towards the clouds, the sound of the waves was intoxicating, interspersed with the clang of two or three metals colliding, it was the iron horse on the eaves being blown by the wind.

Sikong Hu jumped off the Taiwei sword, it turned out that Lu Ju stopped at the steps of a Taoist temple in the mountains.

Just like the master took the students to the school, if Lu Ju took Sikong Hu to the Taoist temple, then it would probably be time for class.

Sikong Hu squatted on the ground and began to play tricks, "Are you giving lectures again? Master, I'm eighteen!"

Lu Ju said in a bad mood: "You want to listen to the class, but I don't want to talk about it. Stand up. You're eighteen, and you'll play tricks at every turn. What does it look like?"

The author has something to say:

I also want to play tricks on Master and Father, whoa whoa whoa whoa!