Master does not ride a dragon

Qiuqiu didn't care about him, he pulled Sikong Hu over, and said so and so.

Sikong Hu heard a dull pain in his buttocks, and his face turned white and red, and he asked dumbfounded: "Why, how can this still be like this? Can't someone die?"

Qiuqiu said, "Yes, so the more dangerous it is, the more tempting it is."

Sikong Hu coughed, tried his best to be dignified, and ordered them to go down the mountain to go to the market.

Then, for the whole day, Sikong Hu sat on the rock and thought about life.

From sitting to fidgeting, from fidgeting to lying down, and finally falling asleep while lying down.

Then I dreamed about my master again.

In the dream, it was mid-autumn, and the master was standing under the magnolia tree, showing him the scenery of Danqing Cliff.

On the top of the mountain are magnolias with lavender calyxes, and down there are red maple trees as red as fire, and then down are green bamboo forests, stretching to the stream at the foot of the mountain.

The master said, "Ahu, this is Danqingya."

Sikong Hu remembered that it was not mid-autumn, the red maple was not red, and the bamboo forest was still green.

Sure enough, it was a dream, because I heard that unspeakable story.

In that story, the eel burrowed into the human body——

Sikong and Master looked at each other for a long while, and finally turned their minds away, it was just a dream anyway.

Danqing Danqing.Such a hue is worthy of Danqing.

The master's eyebrows are snowy, his lips and tongue are cherry calyx, and the thin layer of sweat on the tip of his nose and cheekbones is like the moon of thousands of rivers.

As for the master's fingers, the heels of the palms, the waist, and the buttocks, they are all mantras flying to the sky.Untangle and untangle, free from bondage and bondage, untie knots, untie knots, see nature and be liberated.

He didn't know how he separated Master's legs. He only knew that Master's two straight long legs were coiled behind his waist. They were loosened from time to time due to the impact, and the toes were slightly cold, and they rubbed against his waist from time to time, bringing out a shiver. .

Master couldn't hold it anymore, bit his lower lip and refused to make a sound.But his eyes were soaked in water, and he trembled along with his body.

He put his lips against his master's neck and whispered, "Master."

A purple magnolia leaves the branch, lands on Sikong Hu's back with a "slap", slides over Master Bailiang's shoulder, and rolls down the stone surface.

The master put his hands behind his waist and said softly, "Ahu, the flowers have fallen."

Sikong Hu repeated: "The flowers have fallen."

At this time, a voice said: "The flowers are falling. Ah Hu, get up."

That was the voice of the master, but not the master below him.

Sikong Hu and the master under him looked at each other for a while, the master squinted his eyes, and he opened them wide.

Sikong Hu suddenly sat up "scrambling", "Master?"

Master and Sige Huoling stood in front of him, looking down at him after taking some time off.

Huo Ling said, "Why do you call Master in your dreams?"

The master said: "What's so strange about the flowers falling? You still cry in your dreams."

Si Ge slowly chewed a root of grass in his mouth, and fixed his wretched eyes on him.

Sikong Hu lowered his head and looked, the mountain rocks were already covered with purple magnolia flowers, even his body was covered.

This magnolia tree blooms regardless of the seasons, so it is naturally maintained by magic power. The master will take a look at it from time to time, and when he sees the flowers fall, he will inject a burst of true energy.

Sikong Hu rolled and crawled down from the boulder, scratched his head and said, "I, I'm going to get a dustpan and sweep up the fallen flowers."

The master gave a "hmm" and raised his hand, a jade-colored magnolia rose up leisurely, entangled with golden light and poured into the branches, and another crop of purple magnolia flowers bloomed.

Sikong Hu leaned against the door and took a deep breath, then took a deep breath, then kept smiling, and went out with a dustpan to sweep the fallen flowers.

Master and Huoling had already left, and Si Ge was left there, picking off the calyx.The calyx is connected to the stamen, and there is a little transparent nectar at the end. He licked it and asked, "Why do you have such an expression?"

Sikong Hu kept smiling and said, "What expression do I have?"

Si Ge said: "The expression that just slept with a girl."

Sikong Hu threw the dustpan away, made a trick, a cluster of flames ignited at his fingertips, his expression was very dangerous.

Si Ge said, "What are you doing?"

Sikong Hu said viciously: "You go down the mountain now. Qiuqiu and Atai bought too many things, you carry them back. Otherwise I will burn your fodder."

This is not the first time, Si Ge rolled his eyes under the coercion, turned into a white deer and went down the mountain.

After a while, Huoling came to look for Sige with the fried chestnuts in his arms, "Where is Sige? The person who peeled the chestnuts for me isn't a deer?"

Sikong Hu concentrated on sweeping the flowers, "Peel it yourself, what do you expect him to feed you?"

Huo Ling said, "That's right, he still feeds me. Where's Si Ge?"

Although Ah Tai is more wretched than Si Ge, she is also very reliable, and she does what she says, and brings him back a whole basket of seafood.

There are fat-headed silver carp, lively river prawns, crucian carp with sharp-mouthed monkey gills, and a small group of... eels.

Sikong Hu put silver carp, river prawn and crucian carp into the pond to raise them, squatted on the ground and looked at those eels, lost in thought.

After a while, he pointed at the eel bitterly, "It's all your fault!"

Yufei, Atai, and Qiuqiu squatted outside the kitchen, listening to the sound of chopping vegetables and cooking oil in the kitchen.

Yu Fei said, "What do you think Sikong will give us to eat tonight?"

Qiuqiu said, "Everything is delicious."

Auntie said, "That's right, everything is delicious."

After a quarter of an hour, Chef Sikong brought out a tray with three bowls of noodles.

The three of them shared points, ate the noodles with a whimper, and thumbed up at the same time, "Sikong! This fried eel noodles is good! It's very explosive and delicious!"

Yu Fei said, "Hey, Sikong, what's wrong with you?"

Sikong Hu went back to the kitchen to wash his hands without saying a word.

Qiuqiu said, "What happened to him?"

Auntie said: "Yeah, what's wrong with him? Why does he have that expression on his face, that he's killing enemies with his hands?"

Yu Fei said, "Don't worry about it, let's eat and eat."

Sige and Huoling are negotiating in the forage room, Huoling is akimbo, and Sige is eating grass.

Huo Ling said, "You can't go down the mountain all the time! Once or twice is fine, but is it okay to run every day?"

Si Ge said: "That's okay, Sikong asked me to carry food..."

Huo Ling said: "If he tells you to play, you can do so! How old is he? Who will play with me when you leave?!"

Si Ge ate grass aggrieved, "I can't help it. I don't know why, but I just listen to him."

The next day, Yufei Qiuqiu Atai and others went up the mountain carrying rations.

Yufei's eyes are good, and he could see from a distance a group of large characters embroidered with black and gold thread on the top of the mountain: No bribery. Bribe Sikong! ——Your uncle.

Yufei, Qiuqiu, Atai: ...

The group of big characters was so powerful that it directly alarmed the main peak.

Lu Ju was summoned by a golden light on the main peak.

The headmaster Meng Yunzhong said: "I heard that Bigu's disciples often go to Danqingya to bribe Sikong to let Sikong cook for them?"

The head's wife, Joaquin, said: "Is Sikong really good at cooking? I should go and see."

The headmaster coughed, and Joaquin changed his words: "Disciples have worked hard in their cultivation, and bigu is even more necessary. If things go on like this, how can we do it!"

Lu Ju's forehead twitched, and he said, "I know, I will definitely...restrain my disciple after I go back."

On the Danqing Cliff, Sikong Hu was squatting by the pool, ordering peas.

Some Doudou, two buckets of rice, the monk is not here, please go first... The finger pointed to the fat head fish, so tonight, eat the fat head fish first!Make fish head noodles!

He went through the recipe in his mind, and he didn't realize when Lu Ju stood in front of him.

Lu Ju called out, "Ahu."

Sikong Hu raised his head, "Master?"

Lu Ju looked at Sikong Hu, who was still wearing a black shirt and a short apron with a red border.The eyes are still black and bright, the lips are still a reddish steamed bun, and the face is still... no, the face is no longer clear and thin, the chin is no longer sharp, the cheeks are no longer thin and the cheekbones are shiny.

Sikong Hu got fat.

Sikong Hu, who has lost weight for 17 years, has actually gained weight after "association" with his peers every day.

Lu Ju felt a little weird in his heart, obviously he always thinks that Ah Hu is too thin, now it is a good thing to be fatter, but...

Being raised by him for 17 years, she didn't get fat; after being bribed by others, she gained weight.

Sikong Hu called again, "Master?"

Lu Ju said with a cold face, "Get up."

As dusk approached, Lu Ju took Sikong Hu to the back mountain.

Sikong Hu was wearing the hem of his robe, Lu Ju walked a few steps and pulled out a grass and threw it into the fake cloth bag.

Sikong Hu said: "Master, do you want to eat burnt fairy grass? This grass is not good to make burnt fairy grass, which kind should be used—"

Lu Ju turned around and said lightly, "It's not burning jelly grass."

"what is that?"

"It's the dew on this grass, use this water to make alchemy."

Sikong Hu said: "What are alchemy medicines for?"

Lu Ju said, "I'll eat it for you."

Sikong Hu was even more confused: "What kind of medicine should I take if I don't eat well?"

Lu Ju said, "That's right. From tomorrow onwards, you are not allowed to eat well, and start to eat grains."

Sikong Hu loosened his hand holding the robe, took a step back, and asked dumbfounded: "Why? What's the point of my life if I don't eat well? Can drinking dew keep people from starving to death? Master I want to eat! Eat fish head noodles tonight, don't you want... Master, don't shut me up, Master! Uhhhhhh!"

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From now on, you will be a fairy drinking dew, happy or unhappy