Doomsday village doctor
Chapter 92
But now the world is getting worse every year, and there are only two rich sons-in-law, and they are snatched away by others without being shameless.Everyone wants a girl to marry a good family.
"Auntie must have come here on an empty stomach. A hungry person has a good nose. Now that the sun is just rising, Auntie can't let Uncle go hungry at home."
Bai Shu also has the intention to solve the trouble forever, so when he speaks, he speaks a little rushed.
No one is a fool, the aunt's face froze and said with a sneer: "There is no one who doesn't belong to someone else's house, or how can I say that you know humor."
"Then you can't be hungry for lunch. Today, it was so easy for Xixi to be taken over by Big Brother Jin's family to take care of us. We can have a clean day. Let's hurry up to buy anything, and sit down for a while. We don't delay if we have something to do upstairs. "Bai Shu had a three-point smile on his face, but the words he said were blocked directly.
Walked to the counter and looked at the aunt asking what to buy with her eyes.
The little girl was thin-skinned and pulled the aunt's arm to leave. The aunt's eyes swept over Bai Shu and Feng Han, and she could see something after living so many years.
"What's the point of two big boys being together? Two more people can kill time by fighting a landlord and playing mahjong."
Feng Han leaned on the railing of the stairs, frowned and said bluntly: "We like the world of two people."
These words were no different from coming out of the closet. The little girl understood Feng Han's meaning better than the aunt, and her hand almost dragged her mother to reel.
"It's not over! Is it interesting for me to sell things around all day long! I don't want me to stay at home and just say, what's the point of rushing to post all day long!"
As soon as the aunt got a little better, she was overwhelmed by her daughter's madness.
"How do you talk to Mom!"
The little girl glanced at the three people in the room, turned around and left.
When the aunt was leaving, she waved her hands to Feng Bai and said to come back later, people were finally quiet.
This kind of thing must be a long-term pain rather than a short-term pain.If you are soft-hearted and unwilling to offend others at this time, what you get is often not the end of the point, but the progress.If Baishu didn't take care of the people in a village at the beginning, it wouldn't cause several people to come to say goodbye every day.
Guaranteed that Bai Shu couldn't say too much, he cheekily came to the door to force a kiss.
Feng Han tickled his fingers at Bai Shu.At this time, Feng Han was leaning against the fence, smiling evilly with his head tilted.It cannot be denied that Feng Han's appearance is too attractive.Bai Shu secretly swallowed her saliva, and said seriously, "What are you doing?"
"world of two people."
Bai Shu said: "What kind of two-person world do you two gentlemen live in?"
Bai Shu deliberately didn't understand the style, and Feng Han was not annoyed. He stretched out his hand to unbutton the two buttons of his shirt, and opened it outward. Half of his white chest was covered and half was exposed, and the dogwood was looming. The top point gives people an urge to step forward and tear it off.
Liu Xiahui would not be a man after such a scene.Bai Shu rushed over and grabbed Feng Han's hand that was pulling the collar of his neck. Two poor buttons flew out, and the clothes were completely open.Bai Shu hugged Feng Han's face and kissed him fiercely.
Feng Han is good-looking, and he is also damn seductive.Bai Shu's EQ is low, Feng Han really knows how to hook up with his little lover.
Letting Bai Zhu eat tofu for a long time, feeling Bai Zhu's breathing became more and more heavy, Feng Han, who has always been a hungry wolf, stretched out his hand and pushed Bai Zhu away for the first time, so that both parties could calm down.
"Why!" Bai Shu asked with eyes, "Are you wilted?"
In the next second, Bai Shu was knocked on the head: "Didn't you say today that we want a two-person world? There are times when you feel good."
Bai Bai's back door tightened, and he always felt that he would suffer disaster today.But seeing Feng Han's frivolous eyes scanning him, he didn't feel anticipation, as a man, who wouldn't want to have some fun?
Go upstairs to Feng Han and ask Bai Shu to go back to the bedroom and wait.Bai Shu sat on the bed and waited for 2 minutes before seeing Feng Han bringing in a box with an unopened set of playing cards on it.
"Are we really fighting landlords? Two people are not enough."
The carpet on the floor was very thick, Feng Han directly set up a small table on the floor, unpacked the playing cards and began to shuffle them.
"A world for two?" Bai Shu walked over with a funny face and sat opposite Feng Han.Sit cross-legged, waiting to hear what Feng Han has to say.
"You can play at 21 o'clock." This game is very popular, even elementary school students can understand it.
"Yes! What are you playing?" Although it's just playing cards, it's an entertainment that I haven't touched for a long time.
Feng Han's smile is quite connotative: "The loser will take off one piece."
Bai Shu was taken aback for a moment, and his body immediately became hot: "You really know how to play. What if you take off your clothes?"
In fact, both of them knew what they were doing when they were naked.
Feng Han patted the box next to him: "If you take it off and lose, the winner will choose one from the box for the loser to wear."
Bai Shu leaned over, opened the box, glanced inside, and closed the lid with a "snap".
"I don't wear it!" Damn it, what's wrong, it's those adult products that Nalan Jun sent.
Feng Han was fiddling with the cards in his hand and said with regret, "I still want to show you how to wear them."
Bai Shu paused when he heard this, and looked through Feng Han's half-open clothes. What would such a good figure look like if he wore a catgirl outfit?Just thinking about Bai Zhu made his nose feel hot, almost bleeding from his nose.
"Then...cough, let's play then, it's settled, one piece at a time, don't play tricks."
Feng Han smiled sincerely: "I'm not good at cheating."
"You look like a cheat."
Bai Shu returned to his seat and the two started, Bai Shu couldn't help but keep looking at the box, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became.After the cards were dealt, Bai Shu looked at his hole cards and couldn't help but slap his head.
16 o'clock, how bad is this point?
"Do you want a card?" Feng Han knew from Bai Shu's expression that he had been dealt a bad card.
"Here's one." Bai Shu had already begun to despair, and it seemed that he was about to excuse himself first.
Feng Han slapped a card on Baishu's hole card, an ace, 17 points.Bai Shu felt that she was going crazy.
"One more." Obviously lack of confidence.
Another ace. It's 18 o'clock, and it's only 21 o'clock away from 3 o'clock. If it's less than [-] o'clock, it will be a gamble. According to the rules, it can be doubled. Let Feng Han take off two pieces, but if it fails, the relative Baishu will be I have to take off two pieces.
Among them, the choice is difficult, Bai Shu is tangled in her hair.The more Feng Han looked at Bai Shu's appearance, the more he found it funny: "Okay, I'll let you take it off, regardless of whether it's successful or not."
With these words, Bai Shu gained confidence and slapped the table: "One more!"
"Crack!" A card was slapped on the hole card, Bai Shu held his breath to see it, and suddenly smiled.A piece of 2!Five Dragons reached!
"Take off!" Bai Shu arrogantly waved Feng Han to take off his clothes.Feng Han's smile remained undiminished, and he took off the shirt that was already open. Your skin feels cool when it touches the air, but you have six-pack abs but fair skin. The luster makes you want to take a bite at a glance.
Feng Han showed his hole card, it turned out to be two 3's.If Bai Shu just gave up in the slightest, the one who achieved the Five Dragons would be Feng Han.
After collecting the cards and continuing, Feng Han took off his pants and socks for the next three rounds, leaving only a pair of underwear waiting to sit there.Bai Shu, dressed properly, deliberately lowered her head to look at the two long white legs coiled up under the table.
"There's only a pair of underpants left, what do you think I'll let you wear later?"
"How about the clip, I like it very much." Feng Han's smile remained unchanged, and he discussed with Bai Shu enthusiastically.Bai Shu shook his head and said, "It seems to be quite painful. I saw a cat's tail, for example, cosplay cat girl."
"You know how to do it." Feng Han shuffled the cards in his hand, and said with a smile, "Have you watched pornography?"
"When I was in high school, there was a two-dimensional nerd in the dormitory, so I watched it a bit." Bai Shu had already started fantasizing about Feng Han wearing cosplay clothes, and his nosebleeds were about to flow out.
That's it.Feng Han started to deal the cards, and Bai Shu's gaze fell on Feng Han's only remaining trousers intentionally or unintentionally, and when the cards were dealt, Bai Shu was delighted when he saw it: "Sack!"
A Q and a K, 20 points, unless it is 21 points or Wulong, otherwise Feng Han is out of the question.Feng Han looked at the cards in his hand and turned them over, a 9 and a 2.Bai Shu's smile deepened: "Why don't you just take it off."
Feng Han's face remained unchanged, and he added one to himself.It was a 5 when photographed.A total of 16 points is already dangerous.
Add another one, it's a 3, it's 19 o'clock!Bai Shu smiled with big white teeth: "Take it off."
Feng Han directly put the cards on the table: "You add the last card."
"Five dragons fail is double."
"It's a big deal to wear cat ears." Feng Han raised his chin, signaling Bai Shu to move faster.
Bai Shu turned over the card he was staring at, and immediately kept his eyes there.an A.At twenty o'clock in total, the five dragons are completed.
Bai Shu looked up at Feng Han, Feng Han's smile did not change: "Take off!"
What is feng shui rotation, what is 30 years in east and 30 years in hexi... 5 minutes later, Atractylodes took off to walk the bird.
I can't wait to ball myself into an egg and get into the cracks in the ground.
"Are you cheating?"
"You don't need to play with you." Feng Han calmly dealt the cards.
Bai Shu pinched her head and felt the strong suppression of IQ: "So you were giving way to me before."
"Not really."
Bai Shu flipped over his hole cards and said, "Sack! K and J!"
Feng Han also looked at his own cards, then turned his head to rummage through the boxes.Bai Zhu had an ominous premonition.He stretched out his hand and flipped through Feng Han's hole cards, an A and a Q, Black Jack.
"Feng Han, let's discuss it. I was joking before. I really don't like cat-ear girls, hey? Don't take it, she looks too girly and we are all pure men!"
"It's pretty girly, you can order something like binding."
"...The cat ears are pretty."
Feng Han took out the cat's ears and hooked his fingers at Bai Shu.Bai Shu stretched her head over, wanting to cry but without tears.A hairpin with cat ears is worn all over the body.
Feng Han blinked at Bai Shu's attire, turned his head and began to chuckle openly: "It's pretty cute."
"Shut up." Bai Zhu gritted his teeth, turning his dead fish eyes, "Continue!"
After another half an hour, Bai Zhu put on her cosplay outfit and cat's paws, and used her two paws to flip through the hole cards clumsily, showing them, 15!As far as this card is neither high nor low, a bid of 10 will immediately blow up.
Feng Han glanced at his own card, twitched his lips slightly, and said with a smile: "This time it's the tail, um, call?"
The more Feng Han behaved like this, the more uncertain Bai Shu felt.
"Hurry up, I can't wait."
Bai Shu pulled the hair on his forehead, gritted his teeth and made up his mind: "Here comes the card!"
A card is slapped, an ace.The stimulation to Atractylodes is even greater! 17 o'clock!More tangled than 16!
"Do you want more?" Feng Han leisurely admired Bai Shu's frenzied appearance, lifted the top card of the deck and glanced at it, his smile deepened.One side was exposed and fiddled with his fingers: "This card is not bad."
"Is it good for you or good for me." The more Bai Shu looked at Feng Han's smile, the more frightened he felt.
"It's actually good for both of us."
"Then don't want it!" Bai Shu knew Feng Han's temper too well, he said that it was good for both of them, and Bai Shu must be destined to bring it.
"No more? Are you sure?" Feng Han reminded him kindly.
The more he was like this, the more Bai Shu felt that Feng Han was digging a trap.He cursed secretly and said boldly: "Open the card!"
Feng Han opened his two cards, and Bai Shu suddenly felt like crying.
One eight, one nine!It is also 17 points, but Feng Han has two cards and Baishu has three cards, so Feng Han is a narrow winner.
17 points is also a bad card, right?What is wrong with Feng Han's confident appearance before!
Seeing Pai Baishu collapse instantly, but Feng Han really didn't care that Baishu collapsed even more.Turn over the top card of the deck: "Actually, you can win."
The top card is a four, but if Bai Shu is determined to take it down, Feng Han will take it off now.
"Do you have to make up for it?" Bai Shu had a face uglier than crying.
"So winning or losing is only a matter of thought." Feng Han pulled out the cat's tail, "Get down on the ground, I'll put it on for you."
Bai Shu trembled: "Why don't we change it, this... I'm afraid of pain."
"It hurts so little." After Feng Han finished, he walked over and patted Bai Shu on the shoulder, "Masters keep their word."
Bai Zhu had a face that was uglier than crying.
……
"It's not enough!" The shame outweighs the excitement, especially after the fun.There is such a saying, masturbation is like a madman, but after masturbation, a saint becomes a Buddha.After the sperms dispersed, this shameful thing wanted to set it on fire.
"Let's play another game of cards. The loser promises the winner one thing. If you win, you can let me wear your suit."
"What if I lose?"
"Then take it with you all day."
"No!" Bai Shu refused very simply.
Feng Han grabbed Bai Shu's hand with one hand, and the cat's tail with the other: "Don't want to see what I look like in clothes?"
Bai Shu's heart skipped a beat, but when he recalled the absolute oppression when he played cards before, his heart trembled a little. Finally, he made a decision and said, "Then you and I both draw a card from the cards and compare the size."
"Okay!" Feng Han brought the poker over, "You draw first."
Bai Shu resisted and stretched out his hand to randomly draw out a card, but when he looked closely, he suddenly collapsed.Obviously, God is helping to seal Han.
Bai Shu really wanted to know how many other numbers could be lower than 3!There are so many unlucky things in the world, how come he sticks so much on him!
Feng Han kissed Bai Shu's ear, and directly turned over the first card, which was a 7: "I won, manly man, keep your word."
"What if someone comes in the afternoon or evening!"
"I only let you wear this outfit, and I didn't say you can't put other clothes on it. You can wear other clothes as well, as long as you don't take them off." Feng Han is still very face-saving.After all, he didn't want outsiders to see his lover's appearance.
Bai Shu pointed directly at the top of his head: "What about this one?"
Cat ears can't hide, so you can't wear a hat in the house.
This is a problem, Feng Han reached out and took off the cat's ears and put them on his head: "I'll help you with them for a day."
Feng Han has a good-looking face, paired with a pair of cute cat ears, Bai Shu's heart is bubbling just looking at it.He is also a man, why is Feng Han so handsome?
Feng Han noticed Bai Shu's idiot's gaze: "So impatient?"
……
After all, Bai Shu didn't feel very comfortable, and he didn't dare to walk too much. Fortunately, no one came, and there wasn't much work today.Feng Han can come back busy by himself.
Although he was carrying things, he also had a day off. Bai Shu was happy, lying on the bed and watching the video, and he could choose to ignore it after a long time.
Watching the video until the afternoon, when the door was suddenly opened, Feng Han poked his head in and said, "The troops have come down to deliver supplies, and they will be divided by head."
Bai Shu paused, raised her head and looked back at Feng Han: "Are you... sure?"
Why don't you come sooner or later, you have to wait until this time!Still going down?It's Brother Bing!
"Just stand at the door and say hello." Feng Han smiled, his eyes swept behind Bai Hou, his eyes were deep, and he was more watching the show.
Bai Zhu gritted her teeth and tried to sit up from the bed.
"Help me get dressed!"
Bai Shu wanted to take off her clothes to avoid embarrassment, but she recalled what Feng Han said before, a man should do what he says no matter what!
He took off his tail and managed to put on his clothes with Feng Han's help. When he stood up, every step he took felt that he was suffering from physical discomfort and unwillingness to try. He could only hate Feng Han for going too far.
He pulled Feng Han over and bit Feng Han's neck.I was reluctant to bite hard, but I also bit a red mark.
Feng Han was in pain but didn't push away, instead his eyes became deeper: "Go downstairs."
Bai Shu moved out of the room slowly step by step, and walked towards the stairs again.Bai Shu swore that it was the first time he felt that the bedroom was so far away from the stairs.
When I finally reached the stairs, I moved down a few steps, and finally peeked out from the spiral staircase to see the downstairs.
"Long time no see." Bai Shu smiled downwards with a dry smile.
Feng Han saw that Bai Shu had stood firm, and went downstairs with a pair of cat ears to entertain the soldiers.
The leader is still the old acquaintance Zhang Wei. This time, seeing Zhang Wei is much more vicissitudes than last time, it seems that a lot of things have gone through.
"Why is it taking so long?" Zhang Wei laughed, "Those who don't know think they are doing trouble upstairs!"
Bai Shu's face became hot, and he immediately waved his hands and said, it's because I'm not feeling well.
"Don't come down if you're not feeling well. We're all acquaintances. There's not much to do. Last time, we brought all the supplies we said we were going to exchange. To be honest, you guys really had the foresight to buy so much salt. In the past two years, sea water It keeps rising, and many salt pans along the coast are submerged and unable to dry salt. Moreover, the waves in the sea have become more and more dangerous recently, and it is not safe to live by the sea. The only way to eat salt is to boil the salt after taking sea water. Compared with the natural drying field, the cost has increased a lot In the future, I am afraid that salt will be scarce for a period of time."
Zhang Wei didn't take the outsider who sealed Han Baishu, and told everything he knew.
Atractylodes' complexion paled, no wonder it's not easy to buy salt now.The small shops in the village are still open, and all the goods purchased and sold are grains.It's just that there are fewer and fewer condiments, and now the salt is basically broken.Even if the villagers have the habit of hoarding salt, after two or three years of consumption, it has bottomed out.
"The relief supplies distributed this time are probably salt."
Zhang Wei secretly said cleverly: "Well, the treatment in F-level villages is ten catties of salt and ten vitamin tablets per household."
"Ten catties of salt is a lot." Save some and eat for a long time. F-level villages are treated like this, how high will A-level villages be?
"All villages have so much salt. Higher-level villages also have other condiments, and A-level villages also have sesame oil. It's just that there are not many A-level villages, and our county only has one."
Atractylodes is clear.At the beginning of the exchange of materials, the soldiers did not let Bai Shu do anything, and directly exchanged and moved the things.
No matter what Zhang Wei said, he was a soldier, so he naturally saw that something was wrong with Bai Shu, and asked before going out: "Comrade Bai Shu is okay, you lack equipment here, you can go to the army, where you have the best medical treatment." condition."
Although Feng Han is the chief physician, in the rural areas where conditions are lacking, it is tantamount to a skillful woman who cannot cook without rice.
"He just suffered from hemorrhoids." Feng Han said nonsense with his eyes wide open.
There is a saying that nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids, and all the soldiers believe this excuse.
"No wonder he doesn't talk much from the beginning to the end, and he walks strangely. Don't take it to heart, Comrade Bai Shu, it's not shameful! Just sit less and move more if you have nothing to do!"
Bai Shu gritted her teeth and nodded with a smile: "Thank you for your concern!"
The soldiers were about to leave, and Bai Shu also turned around to go upstairs, when suddenly Bai Shu squatted down.
"Um……"
"What's wrong?" Zhang Wei asked simply.
Feng Han's eyes fell on Bai Shu who suddenly squatted down, his eyes were strange, and he continued to talk nonsense: "In addition to intestinal spasms, you know, it's been too hard lately..."
"Oh, that's not acceptable. The body is the most important thing. It's really impossible to hire more workers. Anyway, your family is not short of food?"
"Well, I have time to hire two more people."
After seeing off a group of soldiers, Feng Han had just gone up the stairs halfway when he heard a loud roar from the front and above: "Your name is Feng, you are courting death!"
Feng Hanpo blinked innocently: "What's wrong."
Bai Shu's head was covered with sweat, and his face was full of anger: "What do you say?!"
Feng Han took out a small object from his pocket: "I just discovered this function."
"You're going to die in front of them!" Bai Shu gritted his teeth!As long as Zhang Wei's brain is bright enough, he can think of what's going on, and it's not impossible to even go back and think about it.It was temporarily discovered that they were messing with each other... Where to put Bai Shu's old face!
"Don't worry, there is still some sense of propriety, not to mention that they can't find it. And..." Feng Han glanced at Bai Shu playfully, "Is it really uncomfortable?"
These words undoubtedly ignited the firecrackers.With a roar, Bai Shu rushed over and pressed Feng Han to the ground to beat him.As a result, as soon as I exerted myself, I felt uncomfortable again.Bai Shu covered her stomach again and curled up like a shrimp, gritted her teeth and tried not to scream, and said viciously: "We haven't settled the debt yet!"
"Auntie must have come here on an empty stomach. A hungry person has a good nose. Now that the sun is just rising, Auntie can't let Uncle go hungry at home."
Bai Shu also has the intention to solve the trouble forever, so when he speaks, he speaks a little rushed.
No one is a fool, the aunt's face froze and said with a sneer: "There is no one who doesn't belong to someone else's house, or how can I say that you know humor."
"Then you can't be hungry for lunch. Today, it was so easy for Xixi to be taken over by Big Brother Jin's family to take care of us. We can have a clean day. Let's hurry up to buy anything, and sit down for a while. We don't delay if we have something to do upstairs. "Bai Shu had a three-point smile on his face, but the words he said were blocked directly.
Walked to the counter and looked at the aunt asking what to buy with her eyes.
The little girl was thin-skinned and pulled the aunt's arm to leave. The aunt's eyes swept over Bai Shu and Feng Han, and she could see something after living so many years.
"What's the point of two big boys being together? Two more people can kill time by fighting a landlord and playing mahjong."
Feng Han leaned on the railing of the stairs, frowned and said bluntly: "We like the world of two people."
These words were no different from coming out of the closet. The little girl understood Feng Han's meaning better than the aunt, and her hand almost dragged her mother to reel.
"It's not over! Is it interesting for me to sell things around all day long! I don't want me to stay at home and just say, what's the point of rushing to post all day long!"
As soon as the aunt got a little better, she was overwhelmed by her daughter's madness.
"How do you talk to Mom!"
The little girl glanced at the three people in the room, turned around and left.
When the aunt was leaving, she waved her hands to Feng Bai and said to come back later, people were finally quiet.
This kind of thing must be a long-term pain rather than a short-term pain.If you are soft-hearted and unwilling to offend others at this time, what you get is often not the end of the point, but the progress.If Baishu didn't take care of the people in a village at the beginning, it wouldn't cause several people to come to say goodbye every day.
Guaranteed that Bai Shu couldn't say too much, he cheekily came to the door to force a kiss.
Feng Han tickled his fingers at Bai Shu.At this time, Feng Han was leaning against the fence, smiling evilly with his head tilted.It cannot be denied that Feng Han's appearance is too attractive.Bai Shu secretly swallowed her saliva, and said seriously, "What are you doing?"
"world of two people."
Bai Shu said: "What kind of two-person world do you two gentlemen live in?"
Bai Shu deliberately didn't understand the style, and Feng Han was not annoyed. He stretched out his hand to unbutton the two buttons of his shirt, and opened it outward. Half of his white chest was covered and half was exposed, and the dogwood was looming. The top point gives people an urge to step forward and tear it off.
Liu Xiahui would not be a man after such a scene.Bai Shu rushed over and grabbed Feng Han's hand that was pulling the collar of his neck. Two poor buttons flew out, and the clothes were completely open.Bai Shu hugged Feng Han's face and kissed him fiercely.
Feng Han is good-looking, and he is also damn seductive.Bai Shu's EQ is low, Feng Han really knows how to hook up with his little lover.
Letting Bai Zhu eat tofu for a long time, feeling Bai Zhu's breathing became more and more heavy, Feng Han, who has always been a hungry wolf, stretched out his hand and pushed Bai Zhu away for the first time, so that both parties could calm down.
"Why!" Bai Shu asked with eyes, "Are you wilted?"
In the next second, Bai Shu was knocked on the head: "Didn't you say today that we want a two-person world? There are times when you feel good."
Bai Bai's back door tightened, and he always felt that he would suffer disaster today.But seeing Feng Han's frivolous eyes scanning him, he didn't feel anticipation, as a man, who wouldn't want to have some fun?
Go upstairs to Feng Han and ask Bai Shu to go back to the bedroom and wait.Bai Shu sat on the bed and waited for 2 minutes before seeing Feng Han bringing in a box with an unopened set of playing cards on it.
"Are we really fighting landlords? Two people are not enough."
The carpet on the floor was very thick, Feng Han directly set up a small table on the floor, unpacked the playing cards and began to shuffle them.
"A world for two?" Bai Shu walked over with a funny face and sat opposite Feng Han.Sit cross-legged, waiting to hear what Feng Han has to say.
"You can play at 21 o'clock." This game is very popular, even elementary school students can understand it.
"Yes! What are you playing?" Although it's just playing cards, it's an entertainment that I haven't touched for a long time.
Feng Han's smile is quite connotative: "The loser will take off one piece."
Bai Shu was taken aback for a moment, and his body immediately became hot: "You really know how to play. What if you take off your clothes?"
In fact, both of them knew what they were doing when they were naked.
Feng Han patted the box next to him: "If you take it off and lose, the winner will choose one from the box for the loser to wear."
Bai Shu leaned over, opened the box, glanced inside, and closed the lid with a "snap".
"I don't wear it!" Damn it, what's wrong, it's those adult products that Nalan Jun sent.
Feng Han was fiddling with the cards in his hand and said with regret, "I still want to show you how to wear them."
Bai Shu paused when he heard this, and looked through Feng Han's half-open clothes. What would such a good figure look like if he wore a catgirl outfit?Just thinking about Bai Zhu made his nose feel hot, almost bleeding from his nose.
"Then...cough, let's play then, it's settled, one piece at a time, don't play tricks."
Feng Han smiled sincerely: "I'm not good at cheating."
"You look like a cheat."
Bai Shu returned to his seat and the two started, Bai Shu couldn't help but keep looking at the box, the more he thought about it, the more confused he became.After the cards were dealt, Bai Shu looked at his hole cards and couldn't help but slap his head.
16 o'clock, how bad is this point?
"Do you want a card?" Feng Han knew from Bai Shu's expression that he had been dealt a bad card.
"Here's one." Bai Shu had already begun to despair, and it seemed that he was about to excuse himself first.
Feng Han slapped a card on Baishu's hole card, an ace, 17 points.Bai Shu felt that she was going crazy.
"One more." Obviously lack of confidence.
Another ace. It's 18 o'clock, and it's only 21 o'clock away from 3 o'clock. If it's less than [-] o'clock, it will be a gamble. According to the rules, it can be doubled. Let Feng Han take off two pieces, but if it fails, the relative Baishu will be I have to take off two pieces.
Among them, the choice is difficult, Bai Shu is tangled in her hair.The more Feng Han looked at Bai Shu's appearance, the more he found it funny: "Okay, I'll let you take it off, regardless of whether it's successful or not."
With these words, Bai Shu gained confidence and slapped the table: "One more!"
"Crack!" A card was slapped on the hole card, Bai Shu held his breath to see it, and suddenly smiled.A piece of 2!Five Dragons reached!
"Take off!" Bai Shu arrogantly waved Feng Han to take off his clothes.Feng Han's smile remained undiminished, and he took off the shirt that was already open. Your skin feels cool when it touches the air, but you have six-pack abs but fair skin. The luster makes you want to take a bite at a glance.
Feng Han showed his hole card, it turned out to be two 3's.If Bai Shu just gave up in the slightest, the one who achieved the Five Dragons would be Feng Han.
After collecting the cards and continuing, Feng Han took off his pants and socks for the next three rounds, leaving only a pair of underwear waiting to sit there.Bai Shu, dressed properly, deliberately lowered her head to look at the two long white legs coiled up under the table.
"There's only a pair of underpants left, what do you think I'll let you wear later?"
"How about the clip, I like it very much." Feng Han's smile remained unchanged, and he discussed with Bai Shu enthusiastically.Bai Shu shook his head and said, "It seems to be quite painful. I saw a cat's tail, for example, cosplay cat girl."
"You know how to do it." Feng Han shuffled the cards in his hand, and said with a smile, "Have you watched pornography?"
"When I was in high school, there was a two-dimensional nerd in the dormitory, so I watched it a bit." Bai Shu had already started fantasizing about Feng Han wearing cosplay clothes, and his nosebleeds were about to flow out.
That's it.Feng Han started to deal the cards, and Bai Shu's gaze fell on Feng Han's only remaining trousers intentionally or unintentionally, and when the cards were dealt, Bai Shu was delighted when he saw it: "Sack!"
A Q and a K, 20 points, unless it is 21 points or Wulong, otherwise Feng Han is out of the question.Feng Han looked at the cards in his hand and turned them over, a 9 and a 2.Bai Shu's smile deepened: "Why don't you just take it off."
Feng Han's face remained unchanged, and he added one to himself.It was a 5 when photographed.A total of 16 points is already dangerous.
Add another one, it's a 3, it's 19 o'clock!Bai Shu smiled with big white teeth: "Take it off."
Feng Han directly put the cards on the table: "You add the last card."
"Five dragons fail is double."
"It's a big deal to wear cat ears." Feng Han raised his chin, signaling Bai Shu to move faster.
Bai Shu turned over the card he was staring at, and immediately kept his eyes there.an A.At twenty o'clock in total, the five dragons are completed.
Bai Shu looked up at Feng Han, Feng Han's smile did not change: "Take off!"
What is feng shui rotation, what is 30 years in east and 30 years in hexi... 5 minutes later, Atractylodes took off to walk the bird.
I can't wait to ball myself into an egg and get into the cracks in the ground.
"Are you cheating?"
"You don't need to play with you." Feng Han calmly dealt the cards.
Bai Shu pinched her head and felt the strong suppression of IQ: "So you were giving way to me before."
"Not really."
Bai Shu flipped over his hole cards and said, "Sack! K and J!"
Feng Han also looked at his own cards, then turned his head to rummage through the boxes.Bai Zhu had an ominous premonition.He stretched out his hand and flipped through Feng Han's hole cards, an A and a Q, Black Jack.
"Feng Han, let's discuss it. I was joking before. I really don't like cat-ear girls, hey? Don't take it, she looks too girly and we are all pure men!"
"It's pretty girly, you can order something like binding."
"...The cat ears are pretty."
Feng Han took out the cat's ears and hooked his fingers at Bai Shu.Bai Shu stretched her head over, wanting to cry but without tears.A hairpin with cat ears is worn all over the body.
Feng Han blinked at Bai Shu's attire, turned his head and began to chuckle openly: "It's pretty cute."
"Shut up." Bai Zhu gritted his teeth, turning his dead fish eyes, "Continue!"
After another half an hour, Bai Zhu put on her cosplay outfit and cat's paws, and used her two paws to flip through the hole cards clumsily, showing them, 15!As far as this card is neither high nor low, a bid of 10 will immediately blow up.
Feng Han glanced at his own card, twitched his lips slightly, and said with a smile: "This time it's the tail, um, call?"
The more Feng Han behaved like this, the more uncertain Bai Shu felt.
"Hurry up, I can't wait."
Bai Shu pulled the hair on his forehead, gritted his teeth and made up his mind: "Here comes the card!"
A card is slapped, an ace.The stimulation to Atractylodes is even greater! 17 o'clock!More tangled than 16!
"Do you want more?" Feng Han leisurely admired Bai Shu's frenzied appearance, lifted the top card of the deck and glanced at it, his smile deepened.One side was exposed and fiddled with his fingers: "This card is not bad."
"Is it good for you or good for me." The more Bai Shu looked at Feng Han's smile, the more frightened he felt.
"It's actually good for both of us."
"Then don't want it!" Bai Shu knew Feng Han's temper too well, he said that it was good for both of them, and Bai Shu must be destined to bring it.
"No more? Are you sure?" Feng Han reminded him kindly.
The more he was like this, the more Bai Shu felt that Feng Han was digging a trap.He cursed secretly and said boldly: "Open the card!"
Feng Han opened his two cards, and Bai Shu suddenly felt like crying.
One eight, one nine!It is also 17 points, but Feng Han has two cards and Baishu has three cards, so Feng Han is a narrow winner.
17 points is also a bad card, right?What is wrong with Feng Han's confident appearance before!
Seeing Pai Baishu collapse instantly, but Feng Han really didn't care that Baishu collapsed even more.Turn over the top card of the deck: "Actually, you can win."
The top card is a four, but if Bai Shu is determined to take it down, Feng Han will take it off now.
"Do you have to make up for it?" Bai Shu had a face uglier than crying.
"So winning or losing is only a matter of thought." Feng Han pulled out the cat's tail, "Get down on the ground, I'll put it on for you."
Bai Shu trembled: "Why don't we change it, this... I'm afraid of pain."
"It hurts so little." After Feng Han finished, he walked over and patted Bai Shu on the shoulder, "Masters keep their word."
Bai Zhu had a face that was uglier than crying.
……
"It's not enough!" The shame outweighs the excitement, especially after the fun.There is such a saying, masturbation is like a madman, but after masturbation, a saint becomes a Buddha.After the sperms dispersed, this shameful thing wanted to set it on fire.
"Let's play another game of cards. The loser promises the winner one thing. If you win, you can let me wear your suit."
"What if I lose?"
"Then take it with you all day."
"No!" Bai Shu refused very simply.
Feng Han grabbed Bai Shu's hand with one hand, and the cat's tail with the other: "Don't want to see what I look like in clothes?"
Bai Shu's heart skipped a beat, but when he recalled the absolute oppression when he played cards before, his heart trembled a little. Finally, he made a decision and said, "Then you and I both draw a card from the cards and compare the size."
"Okay!" Feng Han brought the poker over, "You draw first."
Bai Shu resisted and stretched out his hand to randomly draw out a card, but when he looked closely, he suddenly collapsed.Obviously, God is helping to seal Han.
Bai Shu really wanted to know how many other numbers could be lower than 3!There are so many unlucky things in the world, how come he sticks so much on him!
Feng Han kissed Bai Shu's ear, and directly turned over the first card, which was a 7: "I won, manly man, keep your word."
"What if someone comes in the afternoon or evening!"
"I only let you wear this outfit, and I didn't say you can't put other clothes on it. You can wear other clothes as well, as long as you don't take them off." Feng Han is still very face-saving.After all, he didn't want outsiders to see his lover's appearance.
Bai Shu pointed directly at the top of his head: "What about this one?"
Cat ears can't hide, so you can't wear a hat in the house.
This is a problem, Feng Han reached out and took off the cat's ears and put them on his head: "I'll help you with them for a day."
Feng Han has a good-looking face, paired with a pair of cute cat ears, Bai Shu's heart is bubbling just looking at it.He is also a man, why is Feng Han so handsome?
Feng Han noticed Bai Shu's idiot's gaze: "So impatient?"
……
After all, Bai Shu didn't feel very comfortable, and he didn't dare to walk too much. Fortunately, no one came, and there wasn't much work today.Feng Han can come back busy by himself.
Although he was carrying things, he also had a day off. Bai Shu was happy, lying on the bed and watching the video, and he could choose to ignore it after a long time.
Watching the video until the afternoon, when the door was suddenly opened, Feng Han poked his head in and said, "The troops have come down to deliver supplies, and they will be divided by head."
Bai Shu paused, raised her head and looked back at Feng Han: "Are you... sure?"
Why don't you come sooner or later, you have to wait until this time!Still going down?It's Brother Bing!
"Just stand at the door and say hello." Feng Han smiled, his eyes swept behind Bai Hou, his eyes were deep, and he was more watching the show.
Bai Zhu gritted her teeth and tried to sit up from the bed.
"Help me get dressed!"
Bai Shu wanted to take off her clothes to avoid embarrassment, but she recalled what Feng Han said before, a man should do what he says no matter what!
He took off his tail and managed to put on his clothes with Feng Han's help. When he stood up, every step he took felt that he was suffering from physical discomfort and unwillingness to try. He could only hate Feng Han for going too far.
He pulled Feng Han over and bit Feng Han's neck.I was reluctant to bite hard, but I also bit a red mark.
Feng Han was in pain but didn't push away, instead his eyes became deeper: "Go downstairs."
Bai Shu moved out of the room slowly step by step, and walked towards the stairs again.Bai Shu swore that it was the first time he felt that the bedroom was so far away from the stairs.
When I finally reached the stairs, I moved down a few steps, and finally peeked out from the spiral staircase to see the downstairs.
"Long time no see." Bai Shu smiled downwards with a dry smile.
Feng Han saw that Bai Shu had stood firm, and went downstairs with a pair of cat ears to entertain the soldiers.
The leader is still the old acquaintance Zhang Wei. This time, seeing Zhang Wei is much more vicissitudes than last time, it seems that a lot of things have gone through.
"Why is it taking so long?" Zhang Wei laughed, "Those who don't know think they are doing trouble upstairs!"
Bai Shu's face became hot, and he immediately waved his hands and said, it's because I'm not feeling well.
"Don't come down if you're not feeling well. We're all acquaintances. There's not much to do. Last time, we brought all the supplies we said we were going to exchange. To be honest, you guys really had the foresight to buy so much salt. In the past two years, sea water It keeps rising, and many salt pans along the coast are submerged and unable to dry salt. Moreover, the waves in the sea have become more and more dangerous recently, and it is not safe to live by the sea. The only way to eat salt is to boil the salt after taking sea water. Compared with the natural drying field, the cost has increased a lot In the future, I am afraid that salt will be scarce for a period of time."
Zhang Wei didn't take the outsider who sealed Han Baishu, and told everything he knew.
Atractylodes' complexion paled, no wonder it's not easy to buy salt now.The small shops in the village are still open, and all the goods purchased and sold are grains.It's just that there are fewer and fewer condiments, and now the salt is basically broken.Even if the villagers have the habit of hoarding salt, after two or three years of consumption, it has bottomed out.
"The relief supplies distributed this time are probably salt."
Zhang Wei secretly said cleverly: "Well, the treatment in F-level villages is ten catties of salt and ten vitamin tablets per household."
"Ten catties of salt is a lot." Save some and eat for a long time. F-level villages are treated like this, how high will A-level villages be?
"All villages have so much salt. Higher-level villages also have other condiments, and A-level villages also have sesame oil. It's just that there are not many A-level villages, and our county only has one."
Atractylodes is clear.At the beginning of the exchange of materials, the soldiers did not let Bai Shu do anything, and directly exchanged and moved the things.
No matter what Zhang Wei said, he was a soldier, so he naturally saw that something was wrong with Bai Shu, and asked before going out: "Comrade Bai Shu is okay, you lack equipment here, you can go to the army, where you have the best medical treatment." condition."
Although Feng Han is the chief physician, in the rural areas where conditions are lacking, it is tantamount to a skillful woman who cannot cook without rice.
"He just suffered from hemorrhoids." Feng Han said nonsense with his eyes wide open.
There is a saying that nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids, and all the soldiers believe this excuse.
"No wonder he doesn't talk much from the beginning to the end, and he walks strangely. Don't take it to heart, Comrade Bai Shu, it's not shameful! Just sit less and move more if you have nothing to do!"
Bai Shu gritted her teeth and nodded with a smile: "Thank you for your concern!"
The soldiers were about to leave, and Bai Shu also turned around to go upstairs, when suddenly Bai Shu squatted down.
"Um……"
"What's wrong?" Zhang Wei asked simply.
Feng Han's eyes fell on Bai Shu who suddenly squatted down, his eyes were strange, and he continued to talk nonsense: "In addition to intestinal spasms, you know, it's been too hard lately..."
"Oh, that's not acceptable. The body is the most important thing. It's really impossible to hire more workers. Anyway, your family is not short of food?"
"Well, I have time to hire two more people."
After seeing off a group of soldiers, Feng Han had just gone up the stairs halfway when he heard a loud roar from the front and above: "Your name is Feng, you are courting death!"
Feng Hanpo blinked innocently: "What's wrong."
Bai Shu's head was covered with sweat, and his face was full of anger: "What do you say?!"
Feng Han took out a small object from his pocket: "I just discovered this function."
"You're going to die in front of them!" Bai Shu gritted his teeth!As long as Zhang Wei's brain is bright enough, he can think of what's going on, and it's not impossible to even go back and think about it.It was temporarily discovered that they were messing with each other... Where to put Bai Shu's old face!
"Don't worry, there is still some sense of propriety, not to mention that they can't find it. And..." Feng Han glanced at Bai Shu playfully, "Is it really uncomfortable?"
These words undoubtedly ignited the firecrackers.With a roar, Bai Shu rushed over and pressed Feng Han to the ground to beat him.As a result, as soon as I exerted myself, I felt uncomfortable again.Bai Shu covered her stomach again and curled up like a shrimp, gritted her teeth and tried not to scream, and said viciously: "We haven't settled the debt yet!"
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