Immortals farm the fields and fight for a well-off life

After the God of Cookery left with Qian Buduo in his arms, the gods continued to return to the dining hall, because the feast of the night was not over yet.

Because it is the first time to experience the pain of this kind of soul being split, and because he has just merged with the idea of ​​the ancient god of agriculture, he used the idea of ​​the ancient god of agriculture. Naturally, Qian Buduo's mental power was damaged, and he fainted when he couldn't bear it. past.

The God of Cookery carefully hugged him and walked back.

On the way, Chan Buduo yelled nonsense from his mouth in a daze.

"Mom and Dad, I will be obedient, why don't you go?"

"Aunt Lin, where is my mother? And my father?"

"It's not true? Is it? Uncle?"

After the God of Cookery took Qian Buduo away, the Immortal who had already had dinner stayed in the dining hall to play and chat.But those gods who haven't had dinner yet, facing the words left by the God of Cookery just now, they started to move around.

Zhu Bajie consciously ran into the kitchen to collect the "leftovers" mentioned by the God of Cookery. He was already hungry.Don't look at him who used to be fat and big ears, but now he is as skinny as a stick. When the wind blows, he can not only fall down, but he might even float up!

At this moment, there was a cry from his stomach, and he knew that the cry meant that the front heart and the back were already in love with each other.Before he himself fainted from hunger, he finally found the so-called "leftovers" in the mouth of the food god: a plate of bean paste and pickled garlic, and a large bowl of cold rice.

Zhu Bajie dragged his heavy arm, stretched out his hand and pulled two mouthfuls indiscriminately.Once this person is hungry, it doesn't matter if the meal is good or not, as long as it can fill the stomach, it is delicious food!

Zhu Bajie thought that he would be able to eat the 'leftovers' all by himself when he came in first. Although the taste was not very good, but judging by the portion size, there must be no problem in keeping his stomach full.

But the good times didn't last long, because he was seen by Chang'e who also came in because of hunger.

Zhu Bajie: (⊙o⊙)...

Chang'e: (⊙o⊙)...

The air seemed to freeze at this moment, and in the next second, Zhu Bajie saw Chang'e staring at the rice in his hand, his eyes lit up almost instantly, and then took the rice from his hand with lightning speed, and finally Leaving the scene of the crime in the dining hall at a speed of sprinting [-] meters.

After a while, Zhu Bajie looked at his empty palm, feeling a little dazed.I felt that I must have had a phantom just now. How could Chang'e, such a virtuous and gentle fairy, compete with him for food?He must have been dizzy from hunger and his head was swollen to see her phantom.

He kept reminding himself that.Then slowly move your body, let yourself get close to the tiles on the edge of the pot, then look at the bean paste and garlic you just took out, take a deep breath, and tell yourself: "Death is better! It's better than starving to death." Pig's good!" Then, with the last bit of strength in his body, he swallowed a mouthful of garlic.

Before he could swallow it down, Zhu Bajie started to roll his eyes.Then he twitched a few times and passed out.

The dining hall hall outside became a little messy because Qian Buduo and the God of Cookery countermeasures left.Without the restraint of Qian Buduo, the "ancient agricultural god", the gods seem to have let go a lot.There are all kinds of things, there are groups of three or four playing mahjong together, some playing arm wrestling, and even some playing guessing Ding Ke and hitting faces.

Erlangshen looked at the lonely expression of Xiaotiangou beside him, and said with concern: "What's wrong with you, Xiaotiangou?"

Looking at the dishes of the other gods on the table that had been swept away by the wind and clouds, Xiaotiangou's expression became a little more lonely.

"Master, I------" Before he could finish his words, Xiaotiangou's stomach already answered for him.

Erlangshen looked at Xiaotiangou's embarrassed expression, pampered his head, and said, "Let's go, let's go to the kitchen to get you something to eat. Seeing God of Cookery's appearance just now, it may take a while to come back. We Let’s find something else to cushion our stomachs first!”

When the two got up, Erlang said to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother who were sitting opposite him, "Uncle and Aunt, let's go to the kitchen."

The Jade Emperor looked at the two and nodded.Then continue to help the Queen Mother braid her hair.

When Xiaotiangou and Erlangshen came in, they saw Zhu Bajie lying on the ground, spitting out garlic residue, his face pale, like a dead pig!

Xiao Tiangou stepped forward to touch Zhu Bajie, seeing that Zhu Bajie didn't respond at all, he turned around and told Erlangshen: "Master, this pig seems to have really passed out."

Erlangshen looked at Zhu Bajie lying on the ground, showing contempt and disgust: "It's not that I fainted, it's because of food poisoning."

"Food poisoning?" Xiao Tiangou looked at the half-swallowed garlic next to Zhu Bajie's head, stepped forward and sniffed it sensitively, and then took a step back in fright. The smell is terrible!

Erlang Shen covered his mouth and nose, and asked Xiao Tiangou to go out and invite Taishang Laojun in.Zhu Bajie is like this, although he doesn't want to touch him, but he can't just watch people die like this!How can I say that everyone came all the way to the present when the heaven collapsed, even if there is no friendship in the war, at least there is a passerby!

Taishang Laojun came in soon, and Baihua Fairy and Taibai Jinxing came in with him.

Taishang Laojun looked at Zhu Bajie lying on the ground, and asked, "Zhenjun, what happened to him?"

"Should it be food poisoning?" Erlangshen pointed to the rolled garlic with his toes.

Taishang Laojun stepped forward quickly, took the garlic in his hand, sniffed it, and then took a bite: "Mm------so it is!"

The garlic in God of Cookery's refrigerator is a heavy-tasting taste test agent specially made by God of Cookery to cooperate with Taishang Laojun to treat his taste.But for some reason, Zhu Bajie would turn this thing out.And not only did it come out, but after taking a bite, it almost cost me my life.

Taishang Laojun explained to the people behind him that it was not poisoning, but taste stimulation, and Zhu Bajie's weak spleen and stomach, which led to fainting.People woke up after a while.

Behind him are Erlang God Taibaijinxing, Baihua Fairy and Xiaotiangou.

Everyone saw that the Taishang Laojun stepped forward and lifted Zhu Bajie's upper body to lean against the tiles next to the pot, and then slapped his mouth on it with "pa---pa---pa---", and Zhu Bajie woke up .

Everyone: What is this operation? (O_o)

"Is it still uncomfortable?" Taishang Laojun helped Zhu Bajie up.

With his swollen face, Zhu Bajie looked at everyone in confusion.He said hoarsely: "Thank you, Laojun, for saving my life, hehe---it's not uncomfortable, it's just that you slapped too fast just now and lost a front tooth!"

After finishing speaking, Zhu Bajie grew his mouth wide, and showed him the front tooth in his mouth that was slapped off by the Taishang Laojun.

Unexpectedly, in the next moment, he was kicked by Baihua Fairy, his body became unstable, and he fell to the ground, and then he felt something stuck in his throat.Zhu Bajie's face changed drastically and he tugged on Taishang Laojun's trouser legs, so anxious that he cried.

Fairy Baihua and Taibai Jinxing watched happily, even Xiaotiangou grinned behind Erlangshen.