Wearing women's clothing to farm [live]

"aunt."

Song Chi, who had just arrived outside the door, called inside.

Song Taohua heard the sound and hurried out. She was very happy to see Song Chi.

"Oh, we just said that if you haven't come yet, do you want your cousin to pick you up, and you're here."

As soon as Song Taohua said that, she was about to reach out her hand to pull Song Chi into the house.

"Aunt Song."

Li Changqing came out from behind Song Chi to help Song Taohua block, and shouted at him with a smile.

The moment Song Taohua saw Li Changqing, the smile on her face seemed to freeze.

Then in the next second, he changed his face and greeted politely: "Oh, isn't this Changqing, come here, it's really rare, hurry up and have a light meal together."

"Hey, good."

Li Changqing said unceremoniously, and entered the room first.

Song Chi then followed in.

So they didn't see Song Taohua glaring at them angrily when he turned around, his eyes were so vicious that he wanted to cut his life apart.

This damn little hoof is actually on guard!

Song Taohua's eyes were filled with coldness, and she thought: Ginger is still old and hot, I want to see how these two little hooves will escape!

As soon as Song Chi entered, he smelled a strong smell of incense in the room. He seemed to have smelled it somewhere, but he couldn't remember it.

He Dayu saw Song Chi in a blue shirt and fair complexion who had just stepped into the room at a glance, and quickly stood up with a smile.

"Big cousin."

He Dayu immediately called Song Chi, and quickly arranged the stool for Song Chi beside him, saying: "Big cousin, what my cousin did wrong before, please don't worry about it superior."

Li Changqing heard the flaws in He Dayu's words, and looked at Song Chi amusedly: "Song Chi, I don't know what kind of festival there is between you and your cousin?"

"It's normal for you not to know."

Song Chi didn't sit down directly at the seat arranged by He Dayu, but found himself a seat by the window again, and Li Changqing also sat beside him.

As soon as Song Chi sat down, he responded to He Dayu calmly and said, "Whatever my cousin said, my cousin has always cared for me. You have nothing to do with me."

He Dayu was taken aback for a moment, his face turning blue and then pale.

What Song Chi said was extremely ingenious, what was He Dayu thinking about Song Chi, and what did he do?

Song Chi knows it better than anyone else, but it's not "more caring", it's simply not too much caring.

【It's so ugly, this cousin, I feel like throwing up when I really see him】

[It's really ugly, with pockmarks all over his face, is this person really the anchor's cousin? 】

[It is said that he looks ugly and lives for a long time, so I will first record when He Dayu will die! 】

[Hahaha what kind of operation is this, I wish others would die, what a show]

[The full comments are all calling the parents ugly, and they are not disgusted yet, hahaha laughing]

[? ? ?I'm so curious, why do you have to call people over for dinner at night? 】

[Hongmen Banquet!! Hongmen Banquet!! The anchor runs away!!]

[Blindly nervous, sister, you are just blindly nervous, the anchor is a person with a script! 】

..............

Song Chi took a rough glance, and there was a group of random chattering in the live barrage.

The scene was suddenly quiet, inexplicably quiet.

Li Changqing, a bystander, drank his tea carelessly, and laughed unconsciously as he listened.

After a long time.

He Dayu regained his embarrassment and said, "Hahahaha, yes, yes. The big cousin just knows how to talk and doesn't hold grudges."

"You guys."

Song Taohua sees the atmosphere is still

It was a little inactive, as if thinking of something, "You must be hungry, I'll go to the kitchen to see if my chicken soup is ready."

"mother!"

He Dayu knew that his mother was trying to defuse the embarrassment, so he quickly echoed: "Mother, why are you making chicken soup? Hurry up and serve all the dishes. I'm going to get drunk with my eldest cousin today."

"Hey, ok, ok!."

Song Taohua replied, picked up the candle on the table, turned around and went into the small room next door.

The room fell into a moment of embarrassment again. Li Changqing and Song Chi who were sitting next to each other looked at each other, but no one spoke.

Including He Dayu thinking in his heart what topic is more appropriate to talk about.

Thinking about He Dayu, he began to feel slightly nervous for no reason. He remembered that the last time he sat down with his eldest cousin to eat and chat in such a harmonious way was at the end of last year, when Song Chi’s first marriage happened to be settled. when.

At that time, he was drunk because of this incident, and drunkenly discussed with Song Chi in private that he wanted to accept Song Chi as his concubine.

But Song Chi was still so ruthless, and drove him out with a cold face.

He Dayu wanted to show his friendship again, but Song Chi had no choice but to say harsh words to him, saying that if He Dayu still comes to pester him, don't blame him for not showing affection to serve the country, and make a big fuss about it. .

At that time, He Dayu wanted to marry Song Chi with all his heart, and he woke up when he sobered up.

Also cowardly.

He Dayu always felt that it was a matter of time that caused him and Song Chi to be far apart, but like this evening, they could still sit together so calmly, He Dayu was excited.

He Dayu pondered for a long time, and finally found an excellent excuse, "Big cousin, why didn't Marshal Cao come with you?"

Song Chi was dissatisfied with He Dayu's direct address to Cao Dashuai.

It's just that Song Chi didn't have the slightest expression on his face, he glanced at He Dayu from the corner of his eye, and said calmly: "Oh, my husband is feeling unwell, I asked him to wait for me at home."

"Hey, in a blink of an eye, I can't imagine that you, big cousin, have been married to Dashuai Cao for so long."

He Dayu said and sighed: "I always thought that when we were playing together as children, time really flies by."

Song Chi said lightly, "I have been seriously ill recently, and my memory is not very good. I can't remember much of what my cousin said."

When Li Changqing heard this, it was time to speak together.

"Song Chi, what you're talking about is a big deal."

Li Changqing approached Song Chi with a half-smile and said: "I can't remember things at such a young age, but I still need to ask the doctor to take a closer look in the future."

"Okay." Song Chi replied with a sweet smile.

At this time, Song Taohua came out from the kitchen next door carrying several side dishes one by one. At the end, Song Taohua smiled and said that it was for this time to warm up a pot of wine, and put it on He Dayu's left hand side.

He Dayu stared at Song Chi's bright smile at this time and was fascinated for a while. The person he had been thinking about before was so close at this moment, he really wanted to take him directly to the little black room...

"Hey, my cooking skills are definitely not as good as you youngsters. Try it, but don't be disgusted."

When Song Taohua was sitting next to He Dayu, she bumped He Dayu's calf under the table silently, implying something.

He quickly picked up the jug on his left and said with a smile: "I want to invite my eldest cousin to be a guest this time. Firstly, it is for reconciliation. Second, our two families need to walk around each other more. In the future, my cousin will definitely have more friends." There are a lot of places where the elder cousin is required to help, and the elder cousin has to help."

After He Dayu talked so much, the jug in his hand also filled Song Chi's wine glass.

Song Chi stared at the wine glass He Dayu handed over, hesitating, Li Changqing took the opportunity to get up slightly to help Song Chi block the wine.

Unexpectedly, He Dayu seemed to have noticed it a long time ago, swaying his body, not spilling a drop from the wine glass in his hand, and said angrily at Li Changqing's words: "Li Changqing, what's the matter with you, I'm not asking you to drink If you want to drink the wine, pour it yourself."

"Brother He, don't annoy me."

Li Changqing rolled his eyes at He Dayu: "It's Song Chi who can't drink, so I naturally have to block this glass of wine for him."

Song Chi smiled gratefully at Li Changqing, and then said: "Yes, cousin, I can't drink this wine."

"What? Are you still worried?"

He Dayu's heart skipped a beat, and he said with a strong face, "I know my cousin can drink, so why don't you give my cousin my face?"

"I think you really worry too much."

Li Changqing chuckled lightly, and picked up the tea he drank before, "Song Chi just said that he won't be able to drink it soon after recovering from a serious illness, and you insist on him drinking it, besides, Doctor Xiao also specifically told him to drink it. He needs to avoid eating more, so as not to be difficult to conceive in the future."

As soon as Li Changqing said this, Song Taohua and He Dayu both looked at Song Chi in a daze.

Song Chi kept his gaze calm: Don't look at me, it's not what I said, and I don't know about it~

"Okay, that's how it is."

Song Taohua laughed, and quickly warmed up the scene, "Hey, I think so, I already knew that you and your nephew and husband-in-law are very in love, so you must be pregnant?"

Having come to this point, Song Chi inevitably lowered his head slightly, looking shy, and replied in a low voice: "My aunt really likes to make fun of people."

"Big cousin, are you really pregnant?"

He Dayu stood up abruptly, and blurted out a heartbreaking voice: "When did it happen, why don't I know?"

[Husband? ?Pregnant? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Ahahahaha cousin, this ugly guy is trying to laugh me to death, no, he is really ugly and stupid. 】

[No, I'm also surprised, the anchor is really pregnant with a baby? 】

[Not pregnant!I am the bed added by the anchor, I can testify! 】

[Did you take a closer look, this is brother Li Changqing's aunt and the others, can you have some snacks! 】

【What a blast!When did you get pregnant? 】

...........

The transparent barrage in front of Song Chi was all questioning whether Song Chi was pregnant or not. What was even more exaggerated was that many viewers lost their minds, saying that Song Chi had broadcast about his pregnancy before.

Song Chi helplessly yelled to the live broadcast: "I'm not pregnant! I'm four!!"

"Huh? Isn't it right?"

Li Changqing became emotional when he saw He Dayu, and stared at He Dayu with a half-smile and asked, "Brother He seems to be very concerned about Song Chi's pregnancy."

"Big fish!"

Song Taohua quietly took He Dayu's arm from below, pulling him down: "Pregnancy is a good thing, you sit down for me."

He Dayu slumped on the chair as if decadent, his mind was full of one thought:

He is pregnant!

He is pregnant!

People are not me!The child is not mine either!

Song Chi didn't continue talking.

In fact, Song Chi was quite cautious. The reason why he came to his aunt's place for a while was more because he wanted to see if they were up to anything.Cousin He Dayu has always been lustful towards Song Chi, but Song Taohua is not a simple character.

So when Song Chi came here, he secretly exchanged the hundred antidote from the system mall, so they really took the medicine, and for Song Chi, they were all under control.

Baijie medicine is a spray type, so Li Changqing and Song Chi also considered it.

Eating this meal was really a bit embarrassing as expected.

During Song Taohua's period, she got up several times and went to the kitchen at the back. When she came out, her face changed drastically, and she didn't know what happened. Song Chi asked her several times, but she just evaded it.

Li Changqing drank a lot of wine, and now he felt a little urgent to urinate, so he whispered to Song Chi: "Song Chi, I'll go out and relieve myself."

Song Chi nodded, and after saying "oh", Li Changqing went straight out to have a rest.

He Dayu persuaded Song Chi to drink several times.

"I can't drink."

Song Chi refused in a cold voice. He Dayu wanted to pester Song Chi but refused to drink.

Song Chi almost lost his temper, but in the end Song Taohua stopped him, and He Dayu restrained himself.

Li Changqing had been out for a while, Song Chi looked out of the window all night, and suddenly felt that the room was full of smog, and he didn't want to stay for a moment.

After a while.

Song Chi stood up with a smile, and yawned pretending to be sleepy: "I didn't expect it to be so late. Auntie, the night is too late, Changqing and I have to leave!"

"Are you going to leave in a hurry?"

When Song Taohua heard that Song Chi was going to leave, she quickly got up from the chair: "Oh, look at Xiaochi, I've cooked so many dishes, and you haven't eaten anything. It's too early to eat more, if not, Wait for Aunt and I will take you back in person."

"I'll send it off, I'll send it off to you."

He Dayu suppressed the ecstasy in his heart and said, "I'll wait to see you off."

Song Chi shook his head and refused, pretending to smile shyly: "No, the commander-in-chief must be waiting at home urgently. He should be on his way to pick me up now. I don't want him to wait any longer."

He Dayu suddenly became hoarse, with an ugly expression on his face.

Seeing Song Chi's refusal.

Song Taohua couldn't stop her anymore, and said politely: "In that case, then I'll help you pack up these meals and bring them back to eat with your nephew and husband-in-law. You must agree to this."

Song Chi: "..."

In the end, Song Taohua actually took a few plates of side dishes that didn't touch his chopsticks to the kitchen.

Song Chi watched He Dayu calmly, and found that he had been drinking heavily. Li Changqing also went to have a pee and hadn't come back yet. Song Chi wanted to go out and wait and see.

"Big cousin."

Song Chi had only walked a few steps when he heard He Dayu calling him, but the voice was not right, and when he raised his head, he saw He Dayu staring at him with reddened eyes.

The eyes are full of bloodshot eyes, and a little bit of lust.

Seeing Song Chi's emotional fluctuations, how much alcohol did this guy drink!

He Dayu poured himself alcohol because he knew Song Chi was pregnant.

At this time, while Song Taohua went to the back kitchen, Li Changqing went to Xiaojie's spare time, only Song Chi and He Dayu were really left in the room, he hurriedly stood up from his seat, staggered He rushed directly in the direction of Song Chi.

Song Chi was caught off guard and dodged, and He Dayu almost jumped on him by accident.

"Big cousin!"

He Dayu's consciousness of drinking gradually became unclear, and he was still howling dryly: "Big cousin! Don't hide from me, cousin, I really like you."

"He Dayu, are you crazy!"

Song Chifei usually ran to try to open the door, but the room had already been locked, and Song Chi opened the door to Tang's in the direction where Song Taohua originally entered the kitchen, and the door in the direction of the kitchen was also locked.

"Big cousin, I don't mind if you're pregnant."

"I don't mind if you get married, I'll just make out with me once..."

He Dayu attacked Song Chi again and again, "Big cousin, you just obey me this time, let me kiss you."

While avoiding He Dayu's attack, Song Chi shouted loudly: "He Dayu, let me tell you, give up."

Horse eggs!

Song Chi really shouldn't have softened his heart and thought that his aunt and cousin were asking for peace and apologizing to invite Song Chike to dinner. It turned out that it was really a grand feast!

[Fuck, what is this for! ! ! 】

[Fuck, shit, shit, the anchor runs away! 】

【!!!! He Dayu, I advise you to be kind!Really drinking to build up courage, this kind of behavior is terrible! 】

[Isn't there a way to the kitchen!Jump out of the window!If it doesn't work, move the stool and knock people unconscious! 】

[A blood letter begging He Dayu to cut off his sons and grandchildren, and become an eunuch forever! ! ! 】

【I agree! 】

.......................

Li Changqing, who came back from Xiaojie, heard the movement in the room and was startled, fearing that something might happen to Song Chi.

"Song Chi!"

Li Changqing slammed on the door vigorously, "Song Chi! Song Chi! Song Chi, are you okay?"

"I I I..."

"I'm fine, Li Changqing, go out and call someone, call more people."

Li Changqing's ear was close to the door, and Song Chi's flustered and hasty voice came from inside. Li Changqing could tell that Song Chi inside must be in danger just by listening to the voice.

"All right, all right, I'll call someone here, pay attention to yourself!"

Li Changqing almost kicked the door with his feet in fright: "He Dayu, let me warn you, if anything happens to Song Chi, you will definitely be imprisoned!"

"If he doesn't listen, go and call someone!"

Li Changqing quickly responded, turned around and ran away.

"--what!!!"

Just at this moment, before Li Changqing took a few steps, he heard Song Chi's scream, which sounded like a panicked voice.

When Li Changqing turned his head, he realized that the candles in the room had been extinguished at some point, and it seemed lifeless in the darkness.

"Song Chi, Song Chi, are you okay?"

And then there was another angry sound from the room. From the sound analysis, it was Song Taohua. Song Taohua seemed to have exhausted all the strength in his life and shouted:

"—Okay—you little brat!"

"Song......"

Li Changqing was frightened for a moment, staring at the dark room in front of him with his mind in a mess, "Song, Song Chi, something happened, right?"

Call someone quickly, call someone quickly!

Only then did Li Changqing turn around in a panic, and a black shadow appeared behind him, holding a long stick high up. Just as he was about to make a move, Li Changqing's feet went limp and fell down, just in time to see the shadow behind him. shadow.

"How could it be you? You..."

Before Li Changqing could finish his words, the black shadow caught off guard and slammed down on the back of Li Changqing's head.

"Puff" sound.

Li Changqing rolled his eyes and passed out...

Shadow looked at the "masterpiece" and sighed helplessly: "It's really not good at all."

After finishing speaking, the shadow bent down and pulled up Li Changqing's ankle, moving step by step into the dark room, making rustling noises.

Soon.

The surrounding nights remained the same, and the horrible scene that happened just now seemed to be someone's nightmare, and everything returned to normal after waking up from the dream. .