I'm afraid I won't survive [Quick Transmigration]

Fang Feixu, as a rare female patriarch of various cultivating families, has been gifted and intelligent since she was a child. She made her debut at the "Yunze Grand Ceremony" at the age of 15, and her reputation spread far and wide in the first battle. The swordsmanship of Mei Luo Ge Xing" overwhelmed all the heroes, and for a while, fellow Taoists said, "Fang's family has a scarf, flying catkins all over the plum forest."

The Fang family of Meilin has always been very popular, with many children and fierce competition. Within five years, Fang Feixu beat his peers and became the head of the family, and his strength became more and more not to be underestimated.

Many people speculated that who could take such strange women into account.

There was an endless stream of proposers, breaking through the threshold of Fang's family.

At that time, Patriarch Fang, who had just turned [-], said that he had no intention of marriage in this life, which suddenly cut off the wishful thinking of countless heroic young men who wanted to embrace beautiful women. , but secretly admired in regret.

Unexpectedly, it turns out that Patriarch Fang has long wanted to belong, but the other party is really detached from the world of mortals, with a shaved head and hot head, and a strong heart, who would rather be short than abuse, unwilling to compromise, so naturally he had no choice but to never marry.

With a move of "Plum Falls Like Flying Snow", Fang Feixu's body is as light as a swallow, and a circle is drawn in the air, bringing up a lot of dust, and he slides lightly towards An Wuyang with his toes. robe.

An Wuyang dodged sideways and did not attack. His moves were all lip service, "Tsk tsk tsk, Patriarch Fang, it's hard for you to defend him. Look at him, he is completely unmoved, why bother!"

"Presumptuous! How can the reputation of Patriarch Ling be tarnished at will by you and the like?" Fang Feixu is worthy of being a hero among women. Can be cleverly avoided by the opponent.

"At this juncture, all you think about is the reputation of Patriarch Ling, and you don't care about yourself at all?" An Wuyang sneered, "If you are infatuated, you can learn from the sun and the moon..."

An Wuyang's heart attack is the first priority, Fang Feixu's movements froze immediately, revealing flaws, the door on the left wing was wide open, An Wuyang's eyes were sharp, and he shot swiftly, his hand was like an eagle claw, attacking Fang Feixu's throat.

Fang Feixu's pupils shrank suddenly, and he couldn't avoid it.

Xu Si was terrified, and suddenly felt a slight wave of true energy on his side, a small stone was silently sucked into Ling Jiuwei's palm, and with another flick, the stone condensed with true energy and broke through the wind, unbiased Leaning on An Wuyang's eyebrows, a hole was instantly bled.

No one saw who made the move, so they could only guess the general direction.

"Ling Jiuwei! You actually did such a sneak attack!" An Wuyang covered his brows and yelled, his eyes seemed to be poisoned, staring at Ling Jiuwei, "I'm really ashamed of your painstaking achievements The image of a gentleman!"

"Zhu Yin, how many times have I told you as a teacher, don't hurt people with backstabbing." Ling Jiuwei didn't care about him, but instead scolded Xu Si expressionlessly, very dignified and serious.

Xu Si: "..."

It seems that Ling Jiuwei's character design is still somewhat different from what everyone imagined.

"That person uttered wild words, bullying the beautiful young lady, how shameless!" Xu Si tacitly accompanied Ling Jiuwei to finish the show of cheating apprentices, "I really can't stand it!"

"The two Patriarchs are just discussing each other." Ling Jiu whispered earnestly, "Don't be so rude in the future."

"Yes, Master." Xu Si glared aggrievedly at An Wuyang, and retreated obediently behind Ling Jiuwei.

"Patriarch An, forgive me, Tong Yan is not afraid." Ling Jiuwei said to An Wuyang again, "It's just that I don't know where Patriarch An heard the gossip, which has tarnished Patriarch Fang's reputation for no reason. Today, if Patriarch An can show I don't even mention the actual evidence, if you just listen to the rumors in the market and spread it maliciously in front of fellow Taoists here, I'm afraid you will have to apologize to Miss Fang."

What he said was polite and generous, and anyone who heard it would think that Master Ling's sense of right and wrong is generally magnanimous, and he is even more safe and sound. He has a villainous face, bitter and mean, and looks like a woman, gossiping a lot.

The matter of the relationship between these two people is based on speculation. Where can there be any evidence?Even if Fang Feixu had the heart to do whatever it takes, Ling Jiuwei has nothing to do with it!

An Wuyang was speechless for a moment.

"An Wuyang, don't embarrass yourself here, and go back to your small town of Weiyang with your tail between your legs." Someone among the fellow Taoists yelled, and immediately there were voices of affiliation one after another.

"Today I came to capture the remnants of You Zhu who manipulated the monsters. The evil has not been caught yet, why do you want to leave?" An Wuyang poked his neck and brought the topic back to Si Huang. He originally wanted to splash on Ling Jiuwei. A basin of dirty water, so that fellow Taoists can see his face clearly, and question his original intention of defending Si Huang, but Fang Feixu jumps out to defend him. This is like lifting a rock and shooting himself in the foot. I regret it now Tooth root itching.

"Since Patriarch Ling has made a guarantee, this matter has nothing to do with his disciples. Patriarch Ling is a man, and I am old enough to believe it." At this time, an old Taoist friend with a fairy beard and long hair came out from the crowd, and said loudly road.

He was a highly respected man, a casual cultivator Xuanjizi, who was a man of the generation when he was young, but then suddenly disappeared for unknown reasons. It has been about ten years now, and even the older monks knew him, and their expressions suddenly became solemn.

"Daoist Xuanji, I have admired him for a long time." Feng Yu was still an unknown person at that time, he could only watch his seniors from a distance, and had never spoken to him up close.

Xuanjizi didn't even glance at him, walked around him to Ling Jiuwei, and winked at him behind everyone's back, which was a bit of the essence of an old urchin.

Ling Jiu bowed to him calmly, "Don't be safe, Daoist."

"It's safe and sound, but here is a safe and healthy person." Xuanjizi said, but he didn't look at the person he named, but pulled the boy hiding behind Ling Jiuwei, "You are the one The second son of the Si family?"

Xu Si looked up at Ling Jiuwei, and Ling Jiuwei nodded.

"The junior is Ling Zhuyin from Yunxu Ling's family." Xu Si corrected.

"It doesn't matter, the name is just a title. I think you are a child born with water and spirit. I like you. Come with me, okay?" Xuanjizi smiled kindly, no matter how you look at it, you look like grandma wolf.

"Master Dao, this is my apprentice." Ling Jiu reminded softly, and Xu Si could hear a bit of gnashing of teeth.

"It's okay, it's okay, little friend, do you mind having one more master?" Xuanjizi immediately stirred up his true energy, swelling his large and tattered robe like a hydrogen balloon, "I can teach you a lot that your master can't. hey-hey."

Xu Si: Uncle policeman, there is a human trafficker here who abducts children!

"Daoist Xuanji, this child has a lot to do with the monster that frequently harmed the world of cultivating immortals, you..." An Wuyang reminded anxiously.

"It's nonsense." Xuanjizi immediately threw his beard to his shoulders, and his face was seriously flattened, "Which eye of yours has seen that this cute little doll can do such bloody things? You are a manipulator Is it possible for an individual to do a beast?"

"It's better to kill a thousand by mistake than to let one go, Daoist!" An Wuyang said angrily.

As soon as his words came out, it coincided with the thoughts of many people present today, whether it was Si Huang or not, they should be circled first, after all, Si Zhilan was dead, and he is now the biggest suspect.

"According to what you said, no matter whether this little baby did it or not, he will die? Sigh, after ten years, this world of cultivating immortals is actually such a world of cultivating immortals..." Xuanjizi sighed with emotion, Let many people hang their heads.

"The fault is that you were born in Youzhusi's family!" An Wuyang was still chattering with red eyes.

"Master Ling brought the little baby down the mountain, where do you want to go?" Xuanjizi just treated him like a fly, and asked Ling Jiuwei instead.

"Travel in the clouds, and rest wherever you go." Ling Jiuwei told the truth.

Xuanjizi stroked his beard and looked at him up and down, with a surprised look on his face, then nodded, "In this case, come with me."

"No..." Ling Jiuwei quickly wanted to refuse, but Xuanjizi had already flicked his sleeves, and the three of them disappeared immediately.

The group of people left looking at each other in blank dismay, feeling like an oolong.

"Patriarch An, look at this..." Feng Yu had just been slapped in the face by Xuanjizi, and now he was aggrieved. He condensed his voice into a thread, and said to An Wuyang, "Xuanji's Taoism is unfathomable, so you can't fight hard."

An Wuyang wiped the blood stains between his brows, and gave a sinister smile, "The boss said, no matter what, Si Huang's life cannot be saved, if it is too hard, let's play it safe."

"Master, why are you wading in muddy water?" The three of them appeared in a forest, and when they landed, Ling Jiu said coldly.

Xu Si was taken aback: So this old naughty boy is Master's uncle... Isn't that mine...

"You still know that I'm your uncle," Xuanjizi snorted through his nostrils, very unhappy, "I saw that you just talked about one Taoist priest, so I thought you didn't recognize me!"

Ling Jiuwei squeezed the scabbard tightly, "Where did my uncle go all these years?"

Xuanjizi waved his hand, ignored him, took Xu Si's hand, and said in a coaxing tone: "Come on, call Master Uncle to listen."

Xu Si called out obediently, and haha ​​bitterly in her heart: I am getting younger and younger.

"Good boy." Xuanjizi smiled wrinkled all over her face, pinched Xu Si's smooth little face, and took out a clever thing from her arms, "Here, it's the first time for Master Uncle to meet you, I'll send you an interesting treat." Meet and greet."

Xu Si took it with both hands and looked at it in the palm of his hand. It was a square block of wood with a polished surface and made of small grids that were also square. It looked like a modern Rubik's Cube. He raised his head innocently: "Mr. Uncle, what is this?"

Ling Jiuwei saw the things Xuanjizi sneakily stuffed into Zhuyin with sharp eyes, his expression changed immediately, and he was eager to snatch it.

Xuanjizi picked up Xu Si and rolled on the spot, avoiding Ling Jiuwei's claws, ran and roared against the wind, his beard and hair entangled and flew all over the sky: "What do you do? With all the thoughts of your disciple, do you want him to be a dull monk for the rest of his life like you?"

Xu Si was carried on Xuanjizi's shoulders, jolting so hard that he just wanted to vomit. From what Xuanjizi said just now, he seemed to have vaguely guessed what was in this thing.

He opened his palm, looked at the "magic cube", and pressed the small square in the middle.

In an instant, light and shadow were projected from the box. Xu Si raised her head and exclaimed, this, this, this... looks like modern projection technology!Holy crap……

It's just that the projected thing is a bit vulgar... Above a pair of naked men and women entangled together are doing something indescribably harmonious. Xu Si glanced over, and the little man is quite lifelike, with every detail The drawing is very close to life, and then click the small square next to it, and you can turn the page!

His old and unscrupulous uncle is actually a reseller of pornographic books!

"Uncle Master!" Ling Jiuwei's slightly irritable voice came from behind, Xu Si's hand shook, and he didn't know which small square he pressed, and there were some babbling, babbling, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the officials hate foul language.

Xu Si: Oh, it's full of functions!

The author has something to say: Xuanjizi: I think my little apprentice is very alert and a master of self-taught.

The little snot fiddled with the "Rubik's Cube": Master Uncle, isn't there a little porn book about love between men and women?

Xuanjizi: Do you actually have such a habit?

Little Snot (shy): Well, I want to show it to my master...

Xuanjizi: Hmm... I also want to see what my nephew looks like when he sees this.

Ling Jiuwei (draws sword): Uncle, do you want to compete with me?