I'm afraid I won't survive [Quick Transmigration]

After getting along for nearly a month, Xu Si can be said to know Xiao Xuxu's life well.The main reason is...Qiao Ranxu's life is extremely regular, and his work and rest are completely in accordance with the schedule of the elderly.

Get up at six o'clock in the morning and go to bed at ten o'clock in the evening, no need for an alarm clock, it can be accurate according to the biological clock.The three meals were delivered by Lu Zhengxian every day, and the dishes were carefully prepared by a professional nutritionist who has served Qiao's family for nearly 20 years. Xu Si saw that the meat and vegetables were suitable, and the color, fragrance and flavor were all good, but Qiao Ranxu ate very little.Although I ate less, I tried every dish one by one.

When Xu Si was bored, she counted. Qiao Ranxu chewed each bite of food eighteen times, no more, no less.The dishes are picked from left to right, and after each dish has been picked, go back and do it again, in exactly the same order as the first time.Given that he can control his facial expressions to the point of proficiency, it is impossible for others to tell which dish he likes and which dish he doesn't like.

A typical patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder.Xu Si made a conclusion for him in her heart.

And, how much self-control is required!Everyone always has their own preferences, eat more if you like it, and don't touch it at all if you don't like it.Just imagine, when no one is forcing you, do most people only choose what they like to eat?Just like him, Xu Si, even at the risk of losing his hair, he still wants to eat sausages.

Besides the daily activities, in the morning alone in the study or the piano room, reading a book or playing the violin, immersing yourself in one's world, this is an excellent opportunity for Xu Si to catch up on sleep during the day, because Qiao Ranxu doesn't let him near the study at all Half a step away from the piano room, the door is usually closed and locked.

In the afternoon, I will go out for a walk. This walk is just a walk, measuring the land with my feet, and breathing the air outside. Sometimes, Xu Si thinks that Qiao Ranxu is afraid that the new cat will be bored, so he goes out for a walk. Cat's.

Life is boring, very boring, very boring.Under Xu Si's strong request, Qiao Ranxu entrusted his little follower, Lu Zhengxian, to buy a computer. Anyway, there is no shortage of money, and the TV is also supplemented.When Lu Zhengxian directed the people to recite these things, he stared at his young master suspiciously for a long while, and cursed: I can't see, how does he want to use the computer?

Of course, he would never figure it out in his life that it was a cat who wanted to use the computer, if he hadn't seen the intoxicated scene of the orange cat tapping the keyboard with its meat pad.

After solving the problem of entertainment, Xu Si liberated himself. Although the cat's claw really can't play games and release skills, it's not a problem to watch a movie or listen to a song. The TV is always on and listening to it, and you can make do with it time.

Since waking up today, Xu Si has been lying in front of the computer in a daze, staring and thinking for a long time. After licking the tail from the head to the tip, and then licking it back from the tip, he finally made up his mind and entered the key words heavily: how to teach children masturbate.

As soon as the search results pop up, the screen is full. What should I do if I find that my child is secretly masturbating?How to teach children not to masturbate? ... and other similar questions.Xu Si covered her face in shame. His children are rather stupid, and they are not like normal children who can learn by themselves. After holding it for 16 years, he was afraid that the child would be broken...

At the age of 16, if you put it on a precocious child, you know more than an adult. You can refer to Xu Si for the case.Late maturing, although ignorant, often have the opportunity to exchange ideas with peers, and the girl is also very proficient in developing her body with her fingers.

But someone like Qiao Ranxu, who closes himself and doesn't interact with his peers, is inevitably a little slow in this regard.

However, some physiological reactions cannot be avoided because of the master's slowness. In the morning, it is normal for a young man with fresh blood to be more active in a certain position when he probes his brain.Xu Si often slept soundly under the quilt, and was woken up by Yizhu Qingtian. As a curvy man, Xu Si felt a little embarrassed. Every time at this time, he would consciously get up and go out to save some cucumber juice for the children. space.

However, Xu Si, who was listening to the wall, found out, "Yaoshou, kid, this skill has not been activated, and a month has passed, and the weather is calm, and there is not even a wet dream.

So, Xu's father, who was afraid that the children would be spoiled, asked Xiao Xuxu earnestly: "Do you know how you came to this world?"

Qiao Ranxu, who was drinking milk, almost spit out a sip of milk, put down the glass, with a complicated expression on his face, "Why do you ask this?"

Xu Si still persevered in popularizing common sense of physiology, "You know it's because of your father and your mother, um, after some life harmony movements, you got yours, right?"

Qiao Ranxu raised her eyebrows, "Life is in great harmony?"

Alas, the brat still doesn't understand, Xu Si scratched his head helplessly, "That's right, the sperm and the egg have to combine to produce a fertilized egg, and then you can be born."

Carefully look at Xiao Xuxu's face again, the latter's face can be said to be quite weird.

After going around in scientific theory knowledge and almost pouring out everything taught in the textbook, Xu Si let out a wail, licked a few mouthfuls of milk anxiously, and roared loudly: "Your father will send the sperm to Does your mother need a process in her body!"

Qiao Ranxu's pursed lips finally couldn't help it, and raised a clear arc. He grabbed Xu Si and raised it against his forehead, "Ah Guang, what are you trying to say? Do you want to popularize sex knowledge for me? "

Xu Si blushed and struggled twice but could not break free.Damn it, the brat doesn't understand at all, and he pretends to be a fool for me.

The cat's paw pushed hard, and pulled Qiao Ranxu's face away, Xu Si murmured cowardly, "I'm just afraid you'll be overwhelmed." Who can understand my feeling of being a father!

"Suffocate?" Qiao Ranxu buried her face in Xu Si's soft stomach, "Why did you suffocate?"

Baby Xu is really confused now.

Xu Si: "..." The co-author is a purely theoretical dog without any practical experience?

"Can't masturbate?" It doesn't matter if it is carried out, anyway, Xu, who is my shameless principle, has an upright face, why are you cowardly?Anyway, the two big men are not ashamed and easy to talk.

Qiao Ranxu tilted her head and blinked her eyes, doubts appeared on her face, "Jerking off?"

Mom, if this topic continues, it will really harm the innocent youth of the motherland. Xu Si thought about it, and it's not good to make it clear, and it still has to be subtle.

Combined with my mental journey when I was growing up, men are all visual animals, but Xiao Xuxu was deprived of his vision, so he could only start with his hearing.So the witty Xu Si recorded the harmonious chorus that various types of beauties in Europe, America, Japan, and Korea are exercising, unconsciously or intentionally, and recorded it in Xiao Xuxu's mobile phone.

On Qiao Ranxu's mobile phone, the most used and most proficient function is the recording function. He will record the songs he usually plays during practice, and then carefully study which melody skills are not in place, and which explosive points are not in place, which can be called a pedantic spirit.

So Xu Si can guarantee that his family Xiao Xuxu will soon discover the "surprise of love" prepared for him by the caring A Guang.

Sure enough, after entering the piano room, within a quarter of an hour, Qiao Ranxu came out holding the corner of the phone with his thumb and index finger in disgust.

"Ah Guang, did you download something strange in my phone?"

Xu Si squinted on the sofa and squeezed her eyes, "Yes, no thanks."

Needless to say thanks, I am Lei Feng's father, with deep merit and fame.

"Ghost crying and wolf howling," Qiao Ranxu threw the phone to him, his face seemed constipated, "deleted."

Xu Si: "Huh?"

Opened it up and listened, there is nothing wrong with it, the yelling is so up and down, twists and turns, what the hell is it...

Crossing his legs and thinking for a while, Xu Si painfully continued to type in keywords: What should I do if the child is frigid...

Qiao Ranxu turned around and slammed the door shut, shutting out Xu Si's probing eyes, but her heartbeat couldn't stabilize to its original frequency.Like any teenager who accidentally browses an adult website, he is also unavoidably eager to move. The melodious sound is thrilling and exciting, like Ah Guang's cat's claws scratching the soles of his feet, and a burst of itchy electric current sweeps across his body. Bring out a strange and violent torrent, spare no effort to impact the body.

The fingertips plucked the strings of the violin at will, and the scorching sound entered the ears, covering up the chaotic heartbeat.The impulse of the body lifted a layer of hazy veil with a strong posture, but it seemed that the object of his strange feeling was not right. Qiao Ranxu frowned. Only the forbearing male voice can feel it.

what's going on?

The young man who didn't have a comprehensive understanding of the world was a little at a loss for a while, and bored himself in the room for a whole day.

"Xiao Xuxu, I was wrong, can you come out?" Xu Si pawed at the door with melon seeds, he expressed his aggrievedness, he didn't expect his actions to be self-defeating, and scared people and children, "Then what, I'm just worried about you... ..."

In the middle of speaking, Qiao Ranxu suddenly opened the door, and Xu Si jumped onto his lap out of inertia, and was pulled into his arms, "Ah Guang, how old are you?"

"One and a half years old." Xu Si lied more than the truth and answered seamlessly.

Qiao Ranxu groaned, and raised Xu Si's chin with her slender fingertips, rubbing it twice, "Hmm... Should a cat at this age be neutered?"

"Meow!" Xu Si was so frightened that his hair exploded in an instant, he jumped down to the ground, and kept away vigilantly, hiding behind the table legs, showing half of his face, and roared angrily, "I treat you as a brother, but you want to cut me off?" Eggs!"

Xu Si, who had been a real eunuch once, didn't want to be a eunuch cat again, and reacted very strongly, "I'm not in heat, I don't need to be neutered!"

Qiao Ranxu leaned against the door, crossed her legs, tapped her toes lightly, and persuaded, "It is said that neutered cats generally live longer."

"Just a little nonsense, even if I die tomorrow, I still want to keep the most complete version of me, and no one wants to cut my balls." Xu Si snorted and turned her head, wishing she could break her neck.

"Oh." Qiao Ranxu nodded, "Then what if you are in heat?"

"I..." One sentence stumped Xu Si, yes, what if I am particularly impulsive one day?Are you going out to find the mother cat?Uh, no, the cat I'm looking for is also a male cat... Bah!Bah bah bah!The point is how could I be a cat!

"Don't worry, I am pure-hearted and ascetic, and I am determined to be a steadfast monk cat." Xu Si jumped onto the table, gracefully lay down, and said boldly.

Qiao Ranxu suddenly became respectful, even seriousness appeared in her gray and dull eyes, "Well, I also learn from you, be pure-hearted and ascetic."

Xu Si: "..."

This kid is really cold...

It's just that one is ascetic and the other is frigid, and something indescribable happened that night.

The author has something to say: Little snot: I treat you as my son, and you fucking want to eunuch labor!

Xiao Xuxu: I'm afraid you will seduce me in heat and ruin my innocence.

Little Snot: You, you, I don't incest!

Xiao Xuxu: That's not what you said in bed.