I'm afraid I won't survive [Quick Transmigration]

On the first day Xu Si wore it on Jiang Ying, she peed on her crotch once. Since the first embarrassing experience of getting cancer, Mr. Xu, who loves cleanliness, has been groping for ways to avoid such coercive incidents from happening again.

In fact, novices who have just become eunuchs are often very hard when dealing with the problem of incontinence.Because without the handle, it is equivalent to losing the function of holding back urine, and there is a possibility of urination anytime, anywhere.At the beginning, the new eunuchs basically could not escape the fate of Xiaojie in the file. Because they were busy with work, they had no time to change their pants when they were wet. They could only wait for them to dry in the shade. The smell was wonderful, but also miserable. Word.

This is why most eunuchs like to wear sachets with bath incense. This is the same reason that the medieval French developed perfumes in order to cover up the peculiar smell emitted by their bodies after not taking a bath for a long time-covering odors.

But, Xu Si has always felt that this approach is quite offensive.Not to mention whether the fragrance can overwhelm the stink, no matter how you cover it, the stink will still stink, and the smell will not disappear just because you sprayed it on.What's more, it's self-defeating, the smell is mixed, tsk tsk, the taste is as ecstasy as you want.

The matter has to be solved from the source, if you don't want to stink, then don't pee.Who is Xu Si?Can this question be difficult for the good young people in the 21st century who are educated and knowledgeable, who can go to university and fight in gang fights?nonexistent.

During this period of time, he strictly controlled his water intake every day, and half an hour after drinking water, he consciously went to the toilet, pinching a little every time.So he came out of the mud without getting dirty, even if he just became a eunuch, he didn't have the problem of peeing.And in the past two days, he was still thinking about getting out the whole adult diapers for emergencies... But the materials were in short supply, so he couldn't start for a while.

Just when the smart and witty Xu Tiancai thought that he was completely insulated from the urine stall, God rounded his arms and gave him a loud slap in the face.

Drinking is a fucking mistake...

The scene fell into a honeyed silence for a while.

Xu Si always thought that the layer of skin on her face was three feet thick, but she couldn't resist such a thick skin.While doing business... being caught by someone... Sigh, there's no place to put your old face, don't you have time now?

"I...I can't control it..." He buried his head and face in his arms, and said in a low voice.I'm scolding my mother in my heart, sir, don't stick around, move a bit, okay?There shouldn't be any evil tastes like watching people being fucked to incontinence, right?

The two sides were in a stalemate, and Xu Si couldn't help but want to explode.Just as he wanted to sit up, he suddenly felt the dry silk cloth slide over his lower abdomen, and the fingertips holding it were slightly cool, touching the skin from time to time, arousing the muscles in the lower abdomen to tense up and down.

Xu Si took away the arm that covered his eyes and looked down. Han Binghuan was wiping for him with a frown, holding a square scarf.Plus Han Binghuan's expressionless face...

"I'll do it myself." Xu Si muttered, trying to grab the square scarf in his hand to support himself, but Han Binghuan just caught the opportunity, took the hand he stretched out and pulled him up, like carrying a rice bag against his shoulder On the ground, he changed to a clean grass and put him down again.

After putting it down, he continued to press Xu Si to wipe it in a semi-forced manner, like a gourd with a saw-mouthed gourd, without saying a word.

Seeing him wipe off the stains on his lower abdomen, he suddenly changed his direction and reached for the chrysanthemum, Xu Si jumped up in shock, clutching his buttocks and shouting: "You, you, what are you doing."

Han Binghuan froze and raised his eyebrows: "Don't clean it up? It's dirty."

The voice was as usual, cold and undeniable.That tone seems to be business-like, and there are all witnesses and evidence, why don't you confess?

"I've said it, I'll do it myself." Xu Si was a little annoyed for no reason, and pulled the veil very rudely.I grew up so old, and I was the one who dealt with the aftermath. I haven’t been dealt with after. Do you take pity on me when I am a weak and delicate flower?

After finishing it awkwardly, Xu Si, wearing Han Binghuan's unsoiled robe, looked around for the first time and nodded repeatedly.Well, not bad, not bad, I can't tell that this kid is quite interesting, and Field Zhan even knows how to pick a beautiful sea of ​​flowers.

Squinting her eyes, the fragrance of unknown flowers in front of her rushed into her respiratory tract, Xu Si sniffed, and suddenly thought of his family, Ms. Xu.Ms. Xu is a well-known flower lover, her salary is not much, and she is basically lost in growing flowers. The fragrance of flowers in the house is lingering, and insects are flying all over the sky.

Xu Si often complained that there were always some small flying insects popping up in his bedroom from time to time.Every time she complained, Ms. Xu gave her a wide-eyed stare.

Well, Xu Sitian is not afraid of anything, but is afraid of Ms. Xu's big eyes, which are round and round, comparable to bull's eyes.Xu Si is cowardly, alas, it's not cowardly, it's called respect for women.He is the one who knows how Ms. Xu survived all these years.

I originally thought that I would buy a whole house of flowers for Ms. Xu when I made money, such as Dalong rouge and Alpine Rhododendron, and I would only buy expensive ones, so as to satisfy her heart that has been loved for so many years, but I didn’t expect to buy a pot of flowers. He belched so aggrievedly.

Taking a deep breath, Han Binghuan, who had been sitting beside him as a sculpture, opened his golden mouth, "The fifth prince, Qi Chao, wants to force the palace to rebel. Is the governor going to join him?"

Sure enough...Xu Si exhaled the turbid breath, grabbed a handful of grass at hand, and said lightly: "Of course not."

"Then what does the governor want?" Han Binghuan turned his face, and met Xu Si's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and the stars all over the sky seemed to be gathered in those eyes, shining brightly.

"Why doesn't Mr. Han doubt the governor?" Xu Si asked.

Ordinary people, if they got a glimpse of what Jiang Xing and Qi Chao said on the wine table, they would not ask extra questions at all, but beat them to death with a stick, and decided that Jiang Ying and Qi Chao were on the same team.No, Jiang Xing was originally with Qi Chao, but he was cut off by Xu Si halfway.

Han Binghuan turned his face away and looked somewhere into the void, "If you really joined forces with the fifth prince, you wouldn't help me find out that Mengbai came from the Western Regions."

Oh, it turns out that the flaw is here.

"The fifth prince's biological mother is a tribute daughter of the Western Regions. When the Western Regions were defeated, in order to seek peace, she specially presented the princess of her own country as a tribute daughter to the emperor. It is said that this princess is the jewel in the palm of the king of the Western Regions. She loves her very much. If it were not for the national crisis, she would definitely not be able to dedicate her to the emperor." Come out. Today, it is only because the king of the Western Regions is so sincere in his sincerity that he is willing to let go." Han Binghuan said in a calm and sleepy tone of Professor Ma Zhe.

"Based on what you're saying, there might be power from the Western Regions behind Qi Chao?" Xu Si is one head and two big, and this matter is a bit complicated.

A surprise flashed in Han Binghuan's eyes, "I don't know if it's true or not, "I thought the governor and the fifth prince had conspired for a long time, so I should know."

The co-authors are waiting here to talk to me?It's not like you trust me completely...Xu Si picks his fingers, Jiang Xing must know about these things, but that memory has been erased, so he doesn't know anything.This feeling of being veiled over everything is really...fucking.

"Master Han thinks highly of me. The relationship between me and Qi Chao is far from the point where the other party can tell all the plans." Xu Si had no choice but to practice Tai Chi.

"Hmm..." Han Binghuan pondered, "Then according to the governor, how should this matter be forwarded to the emperor?"

As soon as these words were thrown out, Xu Si's eyebrows twitched, and he heard his own voice saying, "Of course I'm telling the truth."

"The governor discovered the disobedience of the fifth prince, and heard that he wanted to join forces with the left governor Wang Miao to force the palace to rebel, but because there was no evidence, he pretended to be flattering and broke into the enemy's interior. At that time, the fifth prince thought he had a plan in mind, no doubt there was He, when he is forced to force the palace, the governor will turn his back on the battle and catch the turtle in the urn. At that time, not only can he catch the current one, but he can also drag out the forces behind him, killing two birds with one stone. What do you think, Mr. Han?" Speaking out his thoughts, Xu Sidu is almost as beautiful as that brilliant hibiscus flower.

Tsk tsk tsk, what a perfect battle plan, not to mention destroying Qi Chao at the same time, but also elevating himself to the status of a warrior who went deep into the tiger's den, perfect.

Even Xu Si's eyebrows were stained with a little smugness, Han Binghuan hooked the corners of his lips, "According to what you said."

This is the end?Xu Si was taken aback for a moment, but actually looked for it seriously, there were loopholes in what he said just now.For example, when did he discover Qi Chao's disobedience? If he had discovered it long ago, why didn't he report it; if he had just discovered it, how did he gain Qi Chao's trust so quickly.For example, why did Qi Chao's ghost organization hide under the bodyguard he was guarding.

The more Xu Si thought about it, the more frightened she became. There are loopholes everywhere, buddy?You really don't look for it seriously?Could it be that he was dazzled by the beauty of Ben Du's commander, who cracked the sky?

Xu Si's obstinate mentality of hoping others will take some time and expose her lies lasted until the sleepiness hit.

"Hey, why do you like to bite people?" Against the night sky, he asked mysteriously.

Originally thought that Han Binghuan would not answer such boring questions, Xu Si, who had no one to hold his respect, wanted to fall asleep with his head up, but Han Binghuan laughed twice unexpectedly.

These two laughs were simply creepy, Han got up from his feet, instantly driving away the drowsiness.Xu Si turned her head in horror, looked at the source of the laughter, and her heart sank.

"I think it's a bad habit when I was a child." Han Binghuan's eyes drooped slightly, but the corners of his lips were raised. There was a kind of sadness but he had to keep smiling. "When my father was alive, my mother always quarreled with him. When you move your hands, the woman has no other skills, she opens her mouth and bites when she gets angry, and she will not let go until she is dripping with blood."

Han Binghuan's cold voice was full of sarcasm at this time, "Young son likes to follow suit. From now on, as long as the neighbor's kid bullies me, I will bite when I get emotional. But that is only when I was young, and I will naturally bite when I am sensible." I just gave up. Unexpectedly, this habit is hidden deep..."

"Hahaha," Xu Si laughed inappropriately, and patted that slightly lonely shoulder, "I didn't expect Master Han to be a dog when he was young."

Han Binghuan's face immediately froze, and he felt cold.

Xu Si suddenly stopped smiling. He glanced lazily at the messy teeth marks on his wrist, and said, "I will let you bite from now on. You can bite as you like."

The author has something to say:

Han Binghuan: I am a snake.

Little snot: You are more suitable for a dog.

Han Binghuan: Be careful I will bite you.

Little Snot: Come on, don't pity me just because I'm Jiaohua!

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