I'm afraid I won't survive [Quick Transmigration]

There is also a name in Death's Realm, Altman Street. It is said that Altman is the first generation of Death in the world, and this street market that has no day but night is named after him.

The God of Death Realm is not big, but generally speaking, it is a street that runs east-west or north-south. There are houses of different styles on the side of the street. There are no forks or turns, and one road leads to death; it is small and not small. , no one knows how long this street is, how many gods of death live there, and how many house numbers are there. No one seems to be interested in this.

Xu Si lived here for a few weeks, and found that most people in the Reaper group, like Harry, were obsessed with pleasure and pursued an unrestrained life. Their crazy addiction to fine wine surpassed the alcoholics in the general sense that Xu Si had known in the past. Almost every night on Altmann Street, he could see drunks sitting or lying, alone or in groups, silent or stupid, so he silently put a label on the gods of death in his heart: A group of people soaked in wine jars.

Whenever you meet a god of death who is very controlling in a tavern, needless to say, he must be a newcomer like Xu Si, who has not yet cultivated an obsession with wine, and is full of passion for the profession of god of death. Longing and admiration become a rare and serious stream, but soon, this stream will be swallowed up by mud and rocks.

"I think it's not easy for you." In the bedroom, Xu Si sat cross-legged on the bed, resting her chin and looking at Youxi who was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper.

Probably because the gods of death are not enterprising, so that they can't keep up with the advanced high-tech and Internet speed in the outside world, so most people still keep the habit of reading paper newspapers every morning. Of course, they don't have a place with sufficient light In the morning, but this does not prevent them from artificially specifying when they should get up, and the newspaper they read is also the only Daily Dead.

Jussie took off the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and elegantly wiped the lenses with a handkerchief between his thumb and forefinger. The strings of white glass beads dangling on the temples made a crisp and pleasant harmony, the more in harmony with the real him Getting along with each other, Xu Si could feel the nobility and arrogance exuded by this person's every move.

"What's not easy?" Yoshi smiled softly, "Is it not easy on the bed?"

Xu Si moved her buttocks, pulled up the dark purple quilt to hide the hickey marks all over her body, and laughed bitterly twice, thinking, this man who has been abstinent for thousands of years is really terrifying, every night With so much energy, Teddy, who basically turned into a useless and irrational Teddy who yelled to stop, was really too much for him.

"No, no, I mean, it's not easy for you to be the god of death for so many years, but still drink so badly." Xu Si laughed and said, "If there is a wine competition held on Altman Street, you must We can get the last place without any suspense.”

It's no wonder that Xu Si mocked him, Yuxi has been immersed in the "group soaked in wine jars" for thousands of years, and his drinking capacity is actually not as good as Xu Si who just arrived.

As soon as this remark came out, the corners of Yossi's brows twitched, and the newspaper trembled twice.

Seeing his reaction, Xu Si covered her mouth exaggeratedly, "Is there really such a match?"

Yoshi's complexion became even worse. He snorted and looked disdainful, "This kind of competition is meaningless, it's useless, and it corrupts people's minds. It should be canceled as soon as possible."

Xu Si nodded approvingly, "So, what kind of competition is this?"

Youxi turned the newspaper over and faced Xu Si. Xu Si squinted her eyes and took a look. On the front page of the newspaper, there were big words printed on the front page, "The Dionysus Wine Competition Kicks Off". Followed by three bold red exclamation points.

"Dionysus, God of Dionysus?" Xu Si got excited, got out of the quilt, put on a black silk pajamas and landed on the ground with bare feet, the bell on his wrist jingled, and he trotted into Yuxi's arms , read the newspaper together with his hand.

"Well, in the Western cultural system, Dionysus, the god of wine, represents the tragic spirit of femininity, melancholy, rage, liberation, and freedom. The most important thing is that Dionysus is reborn and immortal. Is it similar to yours?" Jussie put his glasses back on and unfolded the newspaper.

Xu Si briefly glanced at the information about the carnival, and the author revealed a wave of fanatical pursuit between the lines, the praise of fine wine, the detailed tracing of the festival's history, and the reverence for the winner. This seems to be the most grand festival in the world of death , everyone is flocking to it, and the applicants can fill the huge Feite Plaza.

The rules of the competition are very simple and rough. Whoever drinks the most and maintains an upright posture until the end will be the winner. There was an uproar.

The newspaper said that last year's No.3 prize was the transformation ring, Xu Si glanced at You Xi unexpectedly.

"Last year's No.3 was Harry." Yossie understood the meaning of his eyes, and explained automatically, "I asked him to come here because he didn't keep this ring."

"The above said, what kind of scepter is the No.1 prize?"

"The Eye of Odin," Yossie shrugged, "It is indeed a useful weapon, and it can improve combat effectiveness when fighting."

"These prizes sound very tempting. Let's go to participate, Youxi." Xu Si's eyes have begun to gather the light of excitement, "Aren't you curious what this year's prizes are? It hit us!"

Yossi glanced at him meaningfully, and made a conclusion, "Don't worry, you won't be hit. Those people drink like water, and they are bottomless pits. And..."

"And what?"

"The first to fall, that is, the bottom three, will be punished."

"What punishment?"

"Just like the prizes, they are different every year."

A trace of embarrassment flashed across Youxi's eyes, which was captured sensitively by Xu Si, "What was the punishment for the year you participated?"

"I never participate."

"Don't lie to Yuxi, you must have participated, at least once." And the honorable position is ranked in the bottom three.Xu Si played with his long blond hair, bent the corners of his eyes, and softened his voice to be persuasive, "Tell me, is there anything we can't say between us?"

As soon as Mikai acted like a baby, Yossi would give up resistance unconditionally. He said with a stiff face, "After you sober up, eat three bowls of Soul Ramen."

"What is that?" Xu Si blinked, "Is it some kind of dark food?"

Sudden color appeared on Jussi's face, as if remembering the taste of that thing, he frowned, and took a sip of coffee, "You don't want to know what it is... Anyway, I ate it while vomiting, and after three years Never put any food in his mouth again, except water."

Xu Si: "..." Even Jussi, who had a strange taste, changed his face, and he didn't want to get to the bottom of it for a moment, so he patted his head comfortingly, "Maybe this year's punishment method will be more humane. "

"Oh, absolutely not. It's getting worse every year. Last year, I flew around the Feite Square Fancy Ring for a week."

"Fly around for a week?"

"Well, naked. Men and women, singing dark hymns."

"Pfft ha ha ha..." Xu Si burst into wild laughter, "Wow, you Reapers are quite daring to play! Convinced! Ha ha ha, wow, just thinking about that scene makes my eyes hurt."

Jussie shrunk his neck silently, glanced away, and saw a small piece of news in the corner of the daily newspaper, his face suddenly sank.

"Youxi, I decided to go and experience it, how rare..." Xu Si suddenly felt the body of the person surrounding him stiffen suddenly, he twisted uneasily, followed Youxi's gaze, the newspaper The page was quickly turned.

"Okay, unfortunately, I will be punished at that time, so you can't come to me crying." Yoshi patted his butt, and let out a wicked smile, as if the momentary stiffness was just because of sitting in the same position for a long time Cause muscle discomfort, "I would be happy to watch you run naked, so that everyone can see the perfect body of my exclusive agent Reaper."

"Bah!" Xu Si spat, "No, you can participate with me, and share the blessings and difficulties." What I thought in my heart was that if you were there, there would be one more person at the bottom.

Yoshi seemed to have easily penetrated his thoughts, smiled dotingly, opened his thin lips lightly, and said two words, "I don't."

"Don't say no!" Xu Si stretched out two paws and grabbed Youxi's long hair hanging on both sides one by one, pulled him closer, and kissed him, "I will give you a kiss, the beauty will accompany me to drink."

The "beauty" was pinched by someone's hair, and she reached out to greet Xu Si's waist. The person who was full of momentum just now curled up into a lively dehydrated shrimp, and the laughter stopped Harry's hurried steps at the door. He knocked on the door vigorously, and gave the two people who were playing around inside enough time to clean up.

"Come in, Harry." Yossie stopped moving, and gathered the two skirts of Mikay's open nightgown to the middle.

As soon as Harry came in, he saw Mikay sitting on Yossi's lap, with his hands clinging to Yosie's neck, his eyes were reddish and slightly wet, and he felt that his eyes were going to be blind, as if he had eaten ten thousand catties of death's special food. Delicious dog food.

"You...early in the morning, ahem, restrain yourself a bit." Harry slammed into the opposite sofa, his face was full of distress, and the melancholy in his brows and eyes could overflow and choke people to death.

"What's wrong? Your lovers are fighting again?" Xu Si teased.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Harry rubbed his forehead, "That kind of thing happens a few times a year, so it's not a troublesome thing."

Xu Si stuck out her tongue, looking up at Harry's charming charm in front of women again.

"Tell me, what the hell is it? It's rare to see things that can make you so restless." Jussie folded the newspaper, put it aside, and asked seriously.

"I..." Harry pulled out his hair, his expression was very aggrieved, as if he was about to cry, "I seem to have slept with someone who shouldn't have slept."

"Looks like?" Xu Si dialed the bell on her wrist, not interested in the gossip about which woman Harry slept with, after all, it was too common.

"I was drunk, I don't remember at all, I woke up in the morning and found out that I was sleeping with her, stripped naked, my God."

"Someone can get you drunk? Ha, who is the other party?"

Harry opened his mouth, but didn't say the name in a daze, Yoshi's voice floated over faintly, "The woman you dare not sleep with is as good at drinking as you...Iska?"

Harry put his head in his arms and let out a groan of pain that amounted to acquiescence.

"Very well, you got into trouble." Jussi gloated, "You should know that left-handed Niggas has been chasing Iska for hundreds of years?"

"Dude, this has spread all over Altman Avenue, otherwise why do you think I have such a headache now?" Harry smiled wryly.

Yoshi nodded, and the atmosphere fell silent.

"Hey, didn't anyone explain to me what you are worrying about? Who is the left-handed Nieglass?" Xu Si protested dissatisfied.

"You should have heard of his other name, Mad Dog Reaper." Yossie gave Harry a sympathetic look.

"Oh," Xu Si suddenly realized, "It's like thunder. A bad-tempered high-ranking god of death who catches and bites."

"Since Niegras unilaterally declared Iska to be his woman, no man in the Death God Realm has dared to approach Iska for fear of causing unnecessary trouble. You are a brave man, Harry, and you dare to drink with her." Jussi praised him, and almost raised his hands to applaud him.

"She's beautiful." Harry sighed deeply. "You know, I can't refuse the invitation of a beautiful woman."

"I think we can't help you with this matter." Yoshi shook his head, "The other party is a high-level god of death, and he has the right to expel the low-level god of death directly from the realm of the god of death."

At this time, the old radio on Altman Street made a strange electrical sound, which is an old antique that will be dispatched every major event that attracts world attention. A flat male voice came from the radio, "The following is an instant message. According to the news, the high-ranking god of death, Negras Pete, sent a challenge letter to the middle-ranking god of death, Harry Skoko, to compete at the Dionysus Wine Carnival tomorrow. The bet is that our eternal goddess Yi Sika, the loser will lose Iska's pursuit qualification and voluntarily get out of the God of Death Realm. I will repeat this message three times."

The three people in the bedroom froze in place, and Xu Siteng stood up, "No, Harry can't go out during this time. David with the red beard must be looking for us everywhere outside. If he goes out now, he's going to kill himself."

Harry's face was ashen, and he raised his eyes in despair, "Can I not accept the challenge?"

The bad news continued on the radio, "The following are the regulations on the duel of the gods of death. The high-level god of death declares war on the middle-level or low-level god of death. If he refuses to fight, it will be deemed to automatically and unconditionally accept the request of the high-level god of death. Mr. Guoke does not accept the challenge letter, and we will have to continue drinking with him in the mortal world.”

Harry let out a groan, fell out of the sofa and crouched on the ground.

"Harry, accept it. You were the third runner-up last year. I believe that with your drinking capacity, you can beat that mad dog!" Xu Si encouraged him.

Yossie glanced at him inexplicably, "Mikay, last year's champion was Negras, and the runner-up was Iska."

Xu Si: "..."

Harry raised his face blankly, feeling hopeless, "Yusi, I might say goodbye to you forever."

The author has something to say: Note: Some of the special nouns in the article (except Dionysus) are pure nonsense, they are all instant ideas, please do not pay attention~~