I'm afraid I won't survive [Quick Transmigration]

Xu Si lived until she was 22 years old, and she has always been very smooth, no, it should be said that she was lucky enough to explode.The blind fortune-teller said that he had a good fortune, that the nobles would help him, and that the purple energy would come from the east.

The blind man has two brushes, and that seems to be the case.

Bankrupt and his father ran away, Xu Si couldn't stop Xu Si from having a domineering mother. Wen Neng was all-round in the workplace, fighting the boss, and Wu Neng pulled his hair and feet on the neighbors, so he didn't have to worry about snacks and clothes since he was a child, even if he had more.

The first grade school organized an autumn outing, and no one lost him. He disappeared for a day and a night, driving his mother crazy.

In the junior high school exam, everyone made an appointment to cheat together, the neighbors showed their skills, and the copying was a success. The invigilator looked up at the wall clock and looked down at the phone. The four-eyed frog didn't notice it.Reluctantly, the teaching director passed by the window, with a pair of sharp eyes, he swept over and punished five or six people.Xu Si was tired and happened to drink saliva, choked and coughed, and the small note floated into the aisle, and he escaped unharmed.

Let's talk about the college entrance examination, which was one point more than the admission threshold, and I was able to enter my favorite university and my favorite major.

There are not many of his professional handles, and he can barely see it, so he became a tie grass very shamelessly.

After going to university, with a gentle scum face that is harmless to humans and animals, coupled with a central air-conditioning that is like spring all year round and a warm masculine personality, he has gained countless fans.It wasn't until this time that Xu Si realized something was wrong.

He found that he was not interested in the girl's D cup and fat buttocks, but was interested in the Adam's apple and crotch of the brother next door.

Xu Si, who has always claimed to be a straight man, was stunned for a month. After reading countless videos and watching the gender reveal, he very generously admitted his different orientation, and started his online py trading journey with that handsome face. career.

Regarding online and offline dating, Xu Si sees it this way: Everyone is purely for venting their physical needs, and they start working when they get up, and don't mess with labor and management. Xu Si doesn't understand feelings.

But there is someone who is begging for nothing to pull him to marry his lover in the end.Even if he made a series of calls, he came to the school to chase and intercept him, threatening to jump off the building, once, twice, five or six times, Xu Si gave him a big white eye.

By the seventh time, the turtle really jumped, not only by himself, but also with Xu Si.

As a result, Guisun'er broke a leg, and Xu Si successfully burped.

22 years of good fortune came to an end.

When he woke up wobbly, he felt that if it wasn't that the world was hit by a ghost, it was that he himself was insane, and he was the most insane kind.

His body is naked, covered with various bruises, not his own, his mind is full of strange memories, not his own, and there is a system that talks to himself, what is it called... 2333?

2333?Hehe, I'm still 666...

Is he resurrecting the dead?Xu Si looked down, it didn't matter, the birds were scared away.

No, there are no birds!

This damn is the body of a eunuch!

Xu Si touched and only touched two holes. He rolled his eyes and lay down.

The owner of this body is Jiang Xing, yes, he is a eunuch, and he is very honored to be...the head of the eunuch?The eunuch of the East Police Factory?Hey, he is still an official, and his official name is too old, the imperial envoy governor, the eunuch in charge of the Dongchang official school.

Xu Si was stunned for a while, this... Could it be the legendary factory owner?Lord?In Xu Si's mind, the yin and yang face of the factory owner in a certain film and television drama instantly appeared.

As for the factory owner of which dynasty... Luo Fengguo?Is there such a dynasty in the history of our country?Xu Si thought about it vigorously, so let's take it as it is...

Jiang Xing was not a heavenly eunuch, that is to say, not the kind who was born with hypoplasia and couldn't stand up, but a post-eunuch, or was forced to be a post-eunuch.His father used to be a big official, political party struggle, everyone has read the biography of Zhen Huan, and accidentally copied the whole family to punish the nine clans.

Jiang Xing's father was lucky, but his head was in a different place, his son acted as eunuch, and his daughter acted as Yeting, that's all, it didn't hinder the Jiu Clan.Because... If the nine clans were to be counted strictly, the emperor would also be included. Jiang Xing's eldest sister was also a fallen imperial concubine.

Xu Si silently flipped through Jiang Ying's memory, her complexion getting worse and worse.

This boss is a pervert...

Became a eunuch halfway through, and his family was unlucky, which led to psychological distortion, sullen temper, and cruelty.On the bright side, he was flattering and loyal, and made the emperor happy, and he was happy when he saw him; secretly, he was framing Zhongliang, buying officials and nobles, for his own self-interest Sentenced many unjust, false and wrongly decided cases, and committed all kinds of crimes.

What's even more disgusting is...Xu Si looked at her body covered in bruises.The boss of this factory is also sexually perverted, he likes to play sm, even if he plays sm, he is still a vibrator.

Hehe, you have worked so hard to get to the position of head eunuch, is it because you let someone torture you?

【ding dong】

Xu Si raised his ears vigilantly when a sound similar to a computer going online suddenly came from his mind.

"Xu Si, Mr. Xu, I am system 2333." The young and sweet loli voice came, and Xu Si's goosebumps fell all over the floor, "You have already died in real life due to falling from a building, and the rescue failed."

Listening consciously to someone announcing one's own death... the feeling... was as weird as it could be, as weird as it could be.

Xu Si slapped her mouth, "Sister Ha, since I'm dead, what kind of plane is this now?"

2333,"...Miss Ha?"

"2333=hahaha=Hamei."

2333:"……"

"Mr. Xu, the organization is now giving you a chance to be reborn. As long as you can complete the task, you can return to the real world and start over."

"I refuse." Xu Si was as resolute as he was rejecting that turtle grandson.

"Mr. Xu really don't think about it anymore? This opportunity is once in a thousand years~" The system's sweet female voice was so sweet that Xu Si was dazzled and his throat was on fire.

"Consider?" Xu Si sneered and roared, "You found such a disabled body for me, and you didn't even match me with a bird! It's an extinct pervert! How do you play? Tell me How am I going to play here?"

"Mr. Xu, this is random." 2333 remained calm.

The implication is that you are unlucky to memorize the idea, and you get a eunuch, who is to blame?

Xu Si waved, "Stop talking, let me go to reincarnation."

Whoever likes to do this job, he can't do it anyway.

The system is silent.

Just when Xu Si thought that he would be able to report to Yan Wangye soon, a real-time picture suddenly appeared in front of him. In the picture, his mother was facing his portrait, crying heart-piercingly.

Xu Si's eyes turned red instantly, and her throat moved.He has never seen his mother cry when he grows up. Even when his shameless father owed a debt and ran away, his mother never shed a tear in front of him. In his mind, Ms. Xu is the female version of Iron Man.

However, Iron Man cried because of himself.

Damn, if you can't be tough, just play the emotional card.

"What task?" His voice was choked with sobs.

The screen was cut off, [Ding Dong], 2333 went online again.

"It's very simple, just reduce the psychological shadow area of ​​the target person to 20%."

Xu Si, "Why 20%, not completely eliminated?"

2333, "Mr. Xu, the area of ​​human psychological shadow is controlled within 20%, which is the safe range."

In other words, more than 20% is not safe?Xu Si swallowed, "What will happen if the shadow area exceeds 20%? Will it cause mental illness? Psychological disorder? The perverted one?"

"This depends on the individual's situation." 2333 is doing Tai Chi smoothly.

So his mission is to heal traumatized people?Xu Si felt that the road ahead was not very good, because in his opinion, this Jiang Xingcai was most like the one who needed to be healed.

"How many tasks do I need to complete?" Xu Si asked the question he was most concerned about.

2333, "A total of six worlds. In each world, you will be possessed by different people. After completing the goal, you will automatically enter the next world."

"Then what if it is not completed?" Xu Si said, "That is to say, what if I accidentally die in that world before completing the task?"

2333 The honey juice is silent.

Oh, that's dead, literally dead.

"Mr. Xu, system 2333 will serve you wholeheartedly. I have just been promoted, and many newcomers under me are relatively busy, so I am usually offline. Please leave a message if you have anything to do."

"Serve wholeheartedly? Then can you change your voice first?" Xu Si nodded feebly. He is now used to communicating with Ha Mei in his head instead of shouting out.

"Okay." There was a busy voice in my head.

"What's the sound like?"

"Damn it! Why didn't you come out with such a beautiful, refined and indescribable attacking sound earlier?" Xu Si roared in her heart.

2333:"……"

"Don't be silent, don't be silent, come on, say a few more words for me to listen to." As a veritable voice controller, Xu Si's heart was rippling at the moment.

2333, "Mr. Xu, don't be obsessed with brother. When the target person appears, the system will automatically prompt, I wish you good luck. See you later."

Zong Gongyin went away without looking back, Xu Si was a little disappointed.

Suddenly, I felt an overwhelming urge to urinate...

Wait, wait, wait, wait until I get up to find the toilet...

The next moment, there was a warm wetness coming from under her body...

Xu Si turned over, and vigorously hammered the wooden bed under her body, making a bang bang sound.

2333 you come back, 666 you come back, Hardy, you come back, please, give me a bird, this, this... this is out of control, it's useless!

Just when he was so aggrieved that he had nowhere to vent, the man's clear and sweet voice came from outside the door.

"Master~ It's time to take a shower."