The Daily Life of Being the Campus Idol's Fake Boyfriend

It's not too late to start being friends.

After clinking glasses, Qi Feng started rambling again, as if he had endless things to say.

Ling Ke didn't find it annoying, but rather enjoyed this feeling.

Due to Ling Ke's own personality problems, he can't say a few words when interacting with others. Before others open their hearts to him, they will be the first to retreat because of his "coldness".

It's rare to have someone like Qi Feng who is not afraid of embarrassment and cold treatment, even if he doesn't get a response, he can sing a one-man show for a long time by himself.

Qi Feng's voice is neither irritable nor slow, like a relaxed string, pulling a melodious tune, and like the whispering of a sympathizer, it makes people feel like spring breeze.

Ling Ke couldn't help thinking of Jiang Ying who he met on the TV station five years ago, and wondered if Qi Feng had inherited his mother's good genes.

After the meal, the two slowly swayed back.

Passing by a convenience store, Qi Feng went to buy a bunch of iced mineral water and drinks.

He said that he was thirsty and would feel uncomfortable if he didn't drink two or three liters of water a day, especially in this scorching summer. The two had just eaten spicy hotpot again. Qi Feng said that he had to continue to replenish water, otherwise he would die.

Ling Ke was so teased by him that he couldn't help laughing, and when he followed into the convenience store, he saw the tissues by the counter, and for some reason, he bought two packs.

Back in the dormitory, the last roommate hadn't shown up yet, presumably he wouldn't be here today, and Xie Qibao and his family lived in the hotel and wouldn't come back.

Only then did Ling Ke react belatedly—he and Qi Feng were the only ones in the dormitory tonight.

On the first night of the reunion with the person who had been in love with him for five years, he was alone and sleeping in the same room...

What's the difference between this, fucking and opening a house! ?

Compared to Ling Ke's inner mess, Qi Feng didn't seem to care about it.

That's right, in the eyes of normal people, what's wrong with two straight men sleeping in a dormitory?In this dormitory building, I don’t know how many rooms there are two straight men who are "treating each other honestly" and living in peace.

Ling Ke took a few deep breaths and forced himself to calm down.

Qi Feng turned on the air conditioner, put down the suitcase to pack up, Ling Ke took advantage of this time to go to the bathroom first.

While taking a shower, Ling Ke couldn't help being excited when he thought that Qi Feng was only separated from him by a door...

……

After venting quickly for a while, Ling Ke felt that he was in a daze, completely hopeless!

Afterwards, I flushed with cold water for more than ten minutes to ensure that there was no smell left in the bathroom before I put on my clothes and opened the door to go out.

Qi Feng opened both boxes, and all the luggage was emptied out, spreading messily all over the table and floor, with a pile of freshly emptied mineral water bottles beside it.

The originally clean dormitory was tossed by him like this, it seemed like it was robbed.

Ling Ke rubbed his head and asked, "What are you doing, how did you make it like this?"

Qi Feng looked at the things on the floor with some helplessness, and said distressedly: "I didn't expect that the storage space allocated to individuals in the dormitory is so little. I feel that I have brought too many things and I can't put them down."

Ling Ke looked it over carefully, and saw that most of what Qi Feng brought was clothes and shoes, and there were no big things.

He hung the towel around his neck, walked to Qi Feng's side and directed: "You pick out three or four sets of clothes to change, and hang them in the closet."

Qi Feng said "oh", and obeyed obediently.

Seeing Qi Feng pull out a few pairs of underwear, Ling Ke's face became hot again.

Blinking his eyes and ignoring it, Ling Ke went on to say: "Pick out two pairs of shoes you've been wearing for the past few days and put them under the desk, and wrap up the rest and put them in the lower shelf of the closet... Well, fold up the rest of the clothes and put them in the box. If you don’t have enough sets, or if you’re tired of wearing them, come to the box to get them..."

With Ling Ke's help, after a while, the messy dormitory was restored to a tidy state.

Qi Feng breathed a sigh of relief: "You are really amazing."

Ling Ke was speechless, what's so great about this?

However, he didn't expect that Qi Feng, a handsome man who is very famous in the circle of friends, is like a child who hasn't grown up in private, and he can't take care of his things well.

One more point—"Why did you bring so many shoes here?" Ling Ke frowned.

Qi Feng brought five pairs of shoes including running shoes, sneakers, leather shoes, Martin boots, and Birkenstocks. No wonder he dragged two big boxes!

Ling Ke himself only had a pair of casual shoes and a pair of sneakers. He had never touched other shoes before, and he would not buy them when he saw them, because he didn't know how to match them with clothes. A pair of casual sneakers was almost versatile.

"Changing clothes." Qi Feng took it for granted.

Ling Ke twitched the corner of his mouth, he, a gay, doesn't quite understand the world of straight men now.

After tidying up, Qi Feng felt refreshed, and "gudong gudong" filled half a bottle of water, looked for a change of clothes and said, "I'm going to take a shower."

Ling Ke's heart skipped a beat, feeling a little guilty for some reason, so he took a bottle of ice water and drank it to calm down.

Within two seconds, Qi Feng's voice came from the bathroom again: "Ling Ke, which towel is mine?"

Ling Ke walked in and pointed to him: "This, this, and the cup, this."

Qi Feng looked at four white towels and two identical cups for toothbrushing on a shelf, with a confused face...Which one?which?and which?

Ling Ke: "Just remember that the one on the right is yours."

Men left and women right, why put your own on the right?

Qi Feng raised his eyebrows, and this time he didn't want to bear it anymore: "The colors are all the same, what should I do if I made a mistake?"

Ling Ke was also a little embarrassed. When he bought it, he didn't think of coloring the two of them.

However, among the four towels, two are for washing the face and two are for wiping the body. The towels for washing the face are smaller and the ones for wiping the body are slightly larger.

With an idea, Qi Feng exchanged his face towel and Ling Ke's body towel, and said, "Okay, that's it, you use the small one, I'll use the big one."

He is a little taller than Ling Ke, so he thinks this distribution is very reasonable.

Ling Ke heard the words, but his whole body froze: "I... have already brushed this part."

Qi Feng waved his hand and said without hesitation: "It's okay, I'll wash it with soap later."

Ling Ke: "..."

Maybe straight men are informal, and Ling Ke can't afford to be entangled.

But when he exited, he almost walked against the wall.

That towel, he just wiped himself... there.

...Although it has already been washed, Ling Ke still feels extremely ashamed when he thinks that Qi Feng might use it to wash his face.

The problem wasn't just this, it was that he knew it shouldn't be, but as soon as he imagined those filthy things, Ling Ke had another reaction.

Qi Feng took a shower much faster than him, and it was over in less than 10 minutes.

At that moment, Ling Ke was about to go to bed, and he stepped on the iron bars with his feet up and down. When he turned his head, he saw Qi Feng was wearing a pair of loose beach shorts, shaking out of the bathroom with his shirt on. The muscles are still glowing with a wet light that hasn't been wiped off.

...fuck...fuck!

Ling Ke's legs gave way, and he almost fell off the ladder.

"Are you going to bed?" Qi Feng asked upon seeing this, "It's only after nine o'clock."

"...Mmm." Ling Ke climbed onto the bed tremblingly, fell down on the bed, turned his back to Qi Feng, and collapsed all over.

Qi Feng was rustling under the bed, not knowing what to do, and went in and out of the bathroom twice.

After a while, he also climbed up.

Although the bed was connected to the table, it was not fixed to the wall. When someone climbed up, there was an obvious "creaking" sound, which made Ling Ke feel nervous, as if Qi Feng would crawl over and lie directly next to him.

Seeing Ling Ke's head turned to the other side, Qi Feng naturally wouldn't turn his head to each other's feet, and the two could only sleep with their feet facing each other.

There are iron railings around the bed and the end of the bed, one prevents people from falling, and the other prevents people from crossing the boundary and putting their feet on other people's beds.

Qi Feng is 1.8 meters seven, lying on the bed is like lying in an iron cage, unable to stretch his arms and legs.

For him, who is used to sleeping on the big bed at home, the dormitory bed less than one meter wide is really uncomfortable to lie on.

He stretched his legs irritably and stretched his feet, trying to see if he would accidentally reach the iron railing at the end of the bed.

Unexpectedly, with this stretch, his feet went straight through the railing and touched something warm.

When the thing was touched by him, he quickly avoided it.

Qi Feng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that what he just touched was Ling Ke's foot.

"Did I bump into you just now?...Sorry, this bed is too small."

After several seconds, a muffled voice came from the opposite side: "It's okay."

Ling Ke almost spurted three liters of blood from Qi Feng's teasing just now, and died immediately.

He didn't dare to stretch his legs any more, so he curled up and hid under the blanket, and turned on his phone, intending to watch the news in peace.

After a while, he involuntarily clicked on WeChat and found Qi Feng's profile picture.

In the dialog box with Qi Feng, there is still only one message from the other party——

Qi Feng: "I passed your friend verification request, now we can start chatting."

The time was three years ago.

Ling Ke himself never imagined that three years later, he would sleep with Qi Feng in the dormitory of F University.

It was as if an electric current spread from the toe touched by Qi Feng to the whole body, igniting a fire on his body, making his whole body scorching hot.

The first night was like this "red chicken", Ling Ke didn't know what to do next.

Sighing lightly, Ling Ke habitually opened Qi Feng's circle of friends.

He was surprised to find that just 1 minute ago, Qi Feng sent a message.

"I am done."

There are no pictures, no expressions, just three simple words.

Ling Ke was confused.

What's over?

If he hasn't reunited with Qi Feng now, he won't be able to understand it if he doesn't understand it, but the key is that Qi Feng stayed with him this night, and he is still sleeping opposite him at this moment, what happened a minute ago Things make him feel "over"?

Could it be... I can't sleep in bed?

Ling Ke felt that this conjecture was quite reliable, and at the same time sympathized with Qi Feng and at the same time found it funny in his heart.

Gently swiping his thumb, caressing the other person's profile picture set with a real photo, Ling Ke said to him in his heart: "Good night, Qi Feng."

Although he was extremely excited last night, Ling Ke's biological clock was fairly regular. The excitement of his body could not hold back the inertia of his brain, and he fell asleep before twelve o'clock.

After a good night's sleep, when he opened his eyes, Ling Ke was still a little dazed about where he was, and sat up when he realized it.

——Qi Feng was still asleep.

He saw a quilt wrapped around his body like a water snake.

The air conditioner in the dormitory was a bit cold, Qi Feng was holding on to one end of the quilt tightly, with one arm wrapped around his body, obviously looking like he was so cold that he couldn't find the quilt to cover him, it looked a little pitiful.

Ling Ke stabilized his beating heart, climbed out of bed and turned off the air conditioner.

Then he walked lightly into the bathroom, ready to brush his teeth.When he lowered his head, Ling Ke found that the two identical toothbrush cups had been labeled with transparent glue at some point.

The label on the left says "Maple" and the one on the right says "Ke".

Next to the two words, a cat's head was drawn respectively.

【Interlude】

Ling Ke: He touched my foot.

Qi Feng: I'm done.

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After Ling Ke went into the bathroom, Qi Feng desperately poured ice water on himself to get rid of the evil thoughts of "Ling Ke is taking a bath" in his head, while making a mess of the room—ahhh, so irritating!Not good!Ling Ke is taking a shower!

Ling Ke: What's wrong with me taking a shower?

Qi Feng looked aggrieved: You know what you did.

Ling Ke: ...