Lord Yama is gay

Every flower and grass in the underworld is lifeless, and it always feels lifeless. Of course, the underworld, Gu Xiansi said that it is understandable, but, can someone come and tell him why Si Ming's residence is.That kind?

Aren't you the King of Hades? Shouldn't you be a role model? Shouldn't you be upright and upright? Then what's the matter with these magnificent things?

Hehe, it is true that there are no electric lights, and all lighting is made of luminous pearls. What kind of electric lights do we need?That thing still needs electricity, so it's all right now, and even the electricity bill is saved.

"What's wrong with your painful expression?" Si Ming was puzzled, "Have I treated you badly?"

Gu Xiansi gritted her teeth and bit her head fiercely: "No." I just feel so sorry for those ghost messengers who worked hard for you. After hundreds of years of hard work, they didn't even get a house, and their masters took it for granted. enjoy the best of everything.

It's not worth it, it's not worth it.

After wandering around Si Ming's house alone for a long time, Gu Xiansi suddenly thought of a big problem.

Very very important question.

He pulled the curtain that was in the way in front of him, and walked into Si Ming's "boudoir" unceremoniously, "Old man.

The word "big" was swallowed by him abruptly.

He just strolled around.Why did the painting style change when I came back?

Gu Xiansi covered his eyes with his hands, but the clear gap between his fingers exposed his true nature.Damn, this figure, why is there such a big gap with me?The same is a man, how can he have abdominal muscles, why don't he have abdominal muscles?Fuck, there are still eight yuan, this is unscientific!

Gu Xiansi has seen Si Ming's code of conduct. Some time ago, although he has been with Si Ming, he did not follow him back at all. He just stayed in the hall and watched him deal with some trivial matters—anyway. He is a ghost, and he doesn't need to sleep.

However, they often fell asleep after watching him, and they were absolutely unable to wake up.

Although ghosts don't need to sleep, it has to be said that habits are really scary things.

Once you get used to being human, you also get used to the routines that humans should have.

That's why Si Ming brought him into his mansion today.

Si Ming knew that it was Gu Xiansi who had come in, and he knew it before he opened the door, but he didn't stop his movement, he was still naked from the upper body, watching Gu Xiansi peeking at himself through his fingers with a half-smile Action: "Are you satisfied with what you see?"

Gu Xiansi: What's the matter with the inexplicable sense of shame?

"Not bad." Gu Xiansi stammered his answer, blushed suddenly, let go of his hand, and looked at him openly, since they are all men anyway, so there's no need to be embarrassed: "It's just worse than me."

Sometimes, when it comes to narcissism, ah bah, self-confidence, who can beat Gu Xiansi?

Si Ming didn't show much expression, he paused for a moment with his hand holding the clothes, and suddenly turned his back to Gu Xiansi: "Go out."

Fuck, even the back is better than mine.Gu Xiansi thought to herself, but for a while she didn't hear Si Ming's words clearly.

Si Ming's voice was a little cold: "I said, go out."

"Ah, huh? Oh. Gu Xiansi just realized it, went out the door in a daze, and even closed it.

"Really, what's the big deal? Isn't it just that I have a better figure than me? Isn't it just that I have more material than me? Fierce, fierce, what is fierce? I am also a man, and he is afraid of being looked at. Little Zhewen's body is amazing. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen it, and I haven’t seen anyone get angry with anyone. Isn’t it the King of Hades? Maybe one day I will become the savior of the world. See if I don’t put you under my feet.

"What are you talking about here?" Si Ming came out at some point, already dressed in a dark dress, which was the same as his usual style.

Gu Xiansi collected her thoughts, shook her head and denied, "Nothing?"

Si Ming looked at him amusedly: "You really think I can't hear you?"

"Damn." Hearing that, why did you ask knowingly?

Gu Xiansi expressed disdain for Si Ming's behavior.

"When you become the savior of the world," Siming paused, looked into Gu Xiansi's bright eyes, and turned his head away, "Forget it, it's pointless not to think about impossible things."

"Hehe." Gu Xiansi gritted his teeth and spit out two words.

At some point, Bai Wuchang came in front of them, turning a blind eye to Gu Xiansi's "Big Brother Bai".

"master."

"Say."

"This new soul doesn't obey discipline."

Si Ming frowned: "When did you come to report such a trivial matter to me?"

Bai Wuchang was a little tangled, he hesitated to speak.

Si Ming glanced at Gu Xiansi clearly, and then looked at Bai Wuchang calmly: "Let's just say it, his brain can't figure out such a complicated thing."

Gu Xiansi at the side looked confused, what are they talking about?It feels like it matters.

"Yes." Bai Wuchang nodded respectfully, and then explained, "The man claimed to be a Taoist priest, and his yang life was not exhausted, so he didn't want to reincarnate and wanted to return his yang. As far as I know, he didn't lie. Taoist priests are no different."

"Oh?" Si Ming raised his eyebrows, then turned around suddenly, "It's just that I'm bored, so let's go and see, what qualifications does he have to return Yang?"

After walking two steps, Si Ming stopped suddenly, looked at Gu Xiansi who was still in a daze, "Aren't you leaving?"

These two simple words made Gu Xiansi hear the meaning of threat.

"Go, why don't you go." Gu Xiansi simply walked to the front, and suddenly realized that he didn't know where they were going, so he slowed down quietly.

Sensing his movements, Si Ming revealed a smile that no one noticed.

Stupid.