Lord Yama is gay

"Master Gu, came to inspect the work again today?" Ever since Gu Xiansi discovered the benefits of that address last time, he had to ask him to call himself Master Gu when he met people. Of course, this does not include those who have more status than him. For example, his boss, if ever his boss called him Gu Ye, it would definitely be his fault, as long as the two words that usually sound comfortable come out of his boss's mouth, he will feel chilly of.

However, Gu Xiansi didn't think it was his illusion, but that Si Ming's threatening speech had its own cooling effect.

Hearing the boatman's respectful voice, Gu Xiansi felt even more at ease, and even relieved a lot of the boredom that had just been squeezed by Si Ming, he nodded and looked at the boatman with a smile, "Are you busy with work recently? "

The boatman was also unreserved, wiped the sweat on his forehead with the back of his hand, and sighed, "Busy, how can you be so leisurely like Master Gu?"

Gu Xiansi pretended not to hear the sarcasm in his words, anyway, after being tired for so long, wouldn't it be too uncomfortable if he was not allowed to speak again, and he was not so narrow-minded.

So he just shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "Why don't I help you for a while?" In fact, Gu Xiansi asked this question on purpose, because he was really curious about this boat.

Because he didn't live in a coastal city along the river, Gu Xiansi had very few opportunities to take a boat. Even if he had been on a few times, he would have forgotten the feeling. What's more, he only took passenger boats, so he had no experience at all. He was really looking forward to the feeling of passing this kind of small boat, the thrilling feeling of floating with the wind, as if the boat would capsize and fall into the river if you were not careful.

However, it was obvious that the boatman would not make his wish come true, so he just smiled casually and didn't take Gu Xiansi's words to heart, "Stop joking, Mr. Gu, how can you do this job, you'd better do it yourself." Let's play, don't stay on this river anymore, the depth of the water is dangerous, if something happens to you, I can't afford it, Master Pluto must blame me."

Gu Xiansi was a little annoyed at his indiscretion, "I'm not joking."

Boatman: "Hehe."

Gu Xiansi glared at him, "I can swim, so nothing will happen to me, you don't have to worry about me having an accident, Pluto will blame you, I can guarantee your safety, how about it?"

The boatman refused without even thinking about it, "Master Gu, you can't do it, so let's go, besides, it's not like you can swim here, you'll be fine, this water, the general soul will be lost in an instant, I advise Gu It's better not to joke about your own safety, Lord."

Hearing that the water is dangerous, Gu Xiansi felt that there was something wrong. The rivers in the underworld are full of dangers. What kind of darkness did the boss want to be before?In fact, Gu Xiansi just wanted to go to the middle of the river. He felt that it was a bit weird there. Of course, one of the goals was to experience the feeling of rowing. However, after hearing what the boatman said, he could only endure his curiosity. I don't want to kill myself, the boss will probably die of sadness.

However, he didn't want to really leave the boss, and never see him again. In that case, it would be like a trip to the underworld for nothing, so he might as well leave early.

After Gu Xiansi went back, he asked Si Ming about the river, but according to Si Ming, it existed in ancient times, so it was not made by him, so Gu Xiansi nodded, not sure if he listened or not.

Si Ming sighed: "Why are you so curious about everything? Listen to me, stay away from this river, it's not something you can touch, it's best not to see it in the future."

Gu Xiansi thought to himself that this is your territory, how come I can't see him, so I just stroll over there, okay?However, he still chose to bury these words in his heart, avoiding a punishment.

The boss got angry and refused to recognize his relatives, so he didn't want to experience it a second time.

As for the second time, it was because Gu Xiansi committed suicide once, and since then his life has been enriched. Alas, the past is too horrible to look at.

"Boss, do you really have no contact with Tianjie except for the once-in-a-hundred-year gathering?" Gu Xiansi felt strange, every time I could see people from the Demon Realm coming here to shamelessly seek relationships, why there was no movement at all in Tianjie According to Xiao Hei, the boss is the most powerful one, shouldn't they be afraid?This is not scientific!

Si Ming thought for a while, and replied, "It's not that there are none, but all the invitations have been withdrawn by me."

Gu Xian nodded in understanding, no wonder there was no movement from the heavens, they were just simply inviting, I really don't know whether to call them stupid or high-spirited, anyway, every time the demons come to invite, they bring something, at least on the surface they are full of sincerity, Although it is actually useless, this is a matter of attitude!

"Boss, why don't we go to the heaven again? Don't refuse the next time they invite you." Gu Xiansi came up with an idea.

Si Ming looked at him with raised eyebrows, "Do you want to play in the heavens?" I didn't see that he had any nostalgia for the heavens before, could it be another whim?

Gu Xiansi nodded his head vigorously, and said with a smile, "Actually, I just want to talk to Qing Xiu."

Although Si Ming felt that this happened not too long ago, but thinking about the environment in which Gu Xiansi lived before, it is understandable. In terms of human lifespan, it is true that even if we do not see each other for a week, we can catch up on the old days, let alone Gu Xiansi who is so rowdy. temper.

He closed the documents in his hand, took another sip of the tea he just served, and then stretched out his hand to Gu Xiansi, "Let's go!"

Gu Xiansi looked at Si Ming with disbelief, "Boss, are you taking me there now?"

Si Ming withdrew his hand again, "Since you don't want to go, forget it."

Gu Xiansi hurriedly grabbed his hand, "Boss, you are so mean, you clearly know that I want to go, but wouldn't it be good if you go without an invitation?"

Si Ming smiled, the look in his eyes was unpredictable, and the gaze he looked at Gu Xiansi was full of interest, "Don't you think it will be more grand if you come uninvited?"

Gu Xian thought that he completely understood his boss's black belly, he was almost invincible, okay?

He held Si Ming's hand tightly, for fear that he would throw him away in a fit of anger, and then stared at his face fearlessly, while saying something that deserved to be beaten, "Boss, has anyone told you that?" Your skin is as thick as the corner of a city wall?"

Si Ming raised his eyebrows and asked back, "Then do you know when the city wall will close down?"

Gu Xiansi didn't expect him to ask such a question, and shook his head honestly without even reacting.

Si Ming rarely made a joke, "Before it was built by you."

Gu Xiansi was stunned, built by him?When did he build the wall?So the boss is saying that the walls will never fail?Gu Xiansi was a little confused about his reasoning, and then felt that something was wrong, how could the boss be so dark-bellied and speak so implicitly just to tell him this answer, so what exactly did he mean?

He will go bankrupt before the city wall is built by himself, so as long as he doesn't build the city wall, it will be intact. The more Gu Xiansi thinks about it, the more confused he becomes. As for what the boss said, who cares, just treat it as a fart and let it go.

Si Ming also knew that with Gu Xiansi's IQ, he definitely couldn't figure out what he was talking about, so he didn't intend to explain to him, although he likes to watch Gu Xiansi explode, but it's not good if it's over, it's better to see it Take it.

After the two arrived at the heaven, Gu Xiansi felt a headache when he saw the gatekeeper. He squeezed Si Ming's hand and motioned him to take him in.

Si Ming turned his head to look at Gu Xiansi with a mournful face, and felt like laughing, but he remained cold and maintained his expressionless face, and asked Gu Xiansi, "Do you want to experience the feeling of being a ghost in the human world in the heavenly world? "

Gu Xiansi understood this sentence, and he happily turned from Si Ming's left to his right, "Boss, are you saying that you can make me invisible here?"

Siming nodded, "Almost, but they don't know what you do, even if you make a sound, they won't hear it."

Gu Xiansi immediately raised her neck, as if she was dying righteously, "Come on, I'm ready."

Si Ming, who was going to make him invisible directly, was so fascinated by the way Gu Xiansi raised his neck that he couldn't open his eyes. The light in his eyes flickered, and he suddenly leaned forward, directly biting his lips that looked shiny and soft under the sun, feeling It was only after Gu Xiansi's obvious emotional change that he let go of him, "Well, it tastes good."

Si Ming even maliciously licked his sexy lips, Gu Xiansi saw his Adam's apple rolling, and began to feel at a loss.

"It's been so long, you still haven't gotten used to it?" Si Ming deliberately teased Gu Xiansi.

Gu Xiansi snorted twice, and immediately denied it, "Who says I'm not used to it, I just feel ashamed for your behavior of showing you and not eating."

Gu Xiansi didn't feel that he said something wrong, but Si Ming's eyes changed instantly after hearing his words, "You said this, just don't beg me to let you go."

Seeing the obvious desire in Si Ming's eyes, Gu Xiansi's heart skipped a beat, but he still refused to admit defeat, and said forcefully, "Whoever repents is the bastard!" Let's see how he will put the boss under him, hum.

Si Ming is very satisfied with Gu Xiansi's stubborn mouth at this time, knowing that the meat is on his lips, he is not in a hurry now, and his mood has improved. He did not expect that there would be unexpected gains in taking him out once. Even if he is dying, he will not let him go.

"Aren't you going to find that butterfly?" Si Ming raised his eyebrows and said.

Gu Xiansi gave him a blank look, "What is that butterfly called? It has a name, okay? It's called Qingxiu."

Si Ming nodded, "You are right in everything you say."

Although he knew that he was just perfunctory, but Gu Xiansi unexpectedly felt that he enjoyed this kind of doting tone, and had a feeling that everything was respected by him, so he smiled embarrassedly, and even blushed again, which he hadn't seen for a long time , "Boss, you will spoil me like this."

Without the imaginary "I wanted to spoil you", Gu Xiansi put his eyes on Si Ming and received his disgusted look, and immediately felt ashamed and angry to kill.

Damn, who can give him a knife!