Lord Yama is gay

"Boss, why did it take you so long to withdraw money? Don't you know how to teleport?"

Si Ming was silent for a moment, without changing his face, he said, "It is inconvenient to teleport in the human world, and it is easy to cause panic."

"Oh." Gu Xiansi believed in Si Ming's words without doubting him.

After the two bought fireworks, Gu Xiansi took Si Ming to buy some useful and useless things, and even fresh fruits and vegetables. As for the pots, since the boss asked someone to cook for him last time, there must be some. He didn't buy any more.

After returning to the underworld, Gu Xiansi expected to be watched by black and white impermanence, but it didn't happen... People didn't show any interest in the things he bought.

Gu Xiansi couldn't help feeling a little depressed, why don't she be so desireless!

"Xiao Hei, I bought you clothes, don't you get tired of wearing them all day?" Gu Xiansi asked Hei Wuchang, and at the same time gave him a bag.

Hei Wuchang waved his hand and refused to accept the bag, "This is work clothes, I cannot accept any bribes."

Gu Xiansi frowned and struggled for a while, looked at Bai Wuchang who was watching the play next to him, and gave him another bag, "Brother Bai, it's yours."

Bai Wuchang said: "You can't accept bribes."

Gu Xiansi, whose good intentions were not taken away at all, said that he was very depressed, and finally tried to buy something for them, but they didn't appreciate it. Later, when he went to Xiang Bei, the result was the same, and he refused to accept it.

He decided to go to Si Ming.

"Boss, your management here is really good." Gu Xiansi's words were appreciated at first glance, but because the gnashing of teeth in his words was too obvious, Si Ming had to focus on him, "What's the matter?" ?”

"What's the matter? I finally went to the human world to bring some gifts to Xiao Hei and the others, but they all said that they can't accept bribes and don't want any of them. I'm so mad!" Gu Xiansi said angrily.

Si Ming lowered his eyes a little bit, looked at Gu Xiansi with some depth, pulled him over suddenly, brought him closer to him, and said casually, "They did the right thing."

"But this is too impersonal, okay?" Gu Xiansi was so angry that even Si Ming didn't agree with his behavior.

Si Ming said flatly, "They are not human in the first place, what kind of human touch do they want?"

"You know what I mean." Gu Xiansi curled her lips, a little unhappy.

"I don't understand." Si Ming's tone became colder, so cold that Gu Xiansi lost all energy, feeling that he was the one who was wronged.

He gave Si Ming a hard look, "You did it on purpose."

Si Ming raised his eyes to look at him, "What is it on purpose? Gu Xiansi, remember to buy things for them. You even know how to bring things to Meng Po, who you don't know very well. What about me? What do you want me to understand?"

"It's different..." Gu Xiansi replied subconsciously, and then felt that something was wrong, and looked at Si Ming in disbelief, "Boss, you, you won't be jealous!" The tone was sour!

Si Ming snorted coldly, "How could I be jealous?" He was determined not to admit it, otherwise this little guy would climb onto his own head in the future.

Gu Xiansi was even more complacent, narrowing her eyes and smiling like a fox, "Boss, you are jealous, and I know if you don't admit it, but why are you jealous with them, anyway, I bought it with your money, so naturally there is no need to buy it again." What do I give you, if it is my own money, I will definitely be the first to remember you!"

These words turned Pluto's mood from gloomy to bright in an instant, and he didn't care about what he said earlier that he was jealous, so he pulled him over and touched his eyes with his own lips, "I forgive you."

Gu Xiansi thought to herself, I still need your forgiveness, but her ears turned red uncontrollably, she struggled a bit, and said in a muffled voice, "Then you find a way to get them to accept gifts, I can't buy them for nothing."

As soon as the words fell, both Black and White Wuchang and Xiang Bei appeared in the main hall. The judge was still writing some important documents without changing his face, pretending not to have seen what happened before, while the three who just arrived were all together. Confused... Can anyone tell them what happened? Why did they come here suddenly? In the past, the master just summoned them when he had something to do. How did he bring them here this time? Could it be that something big happened in the underworld?

Although there were a lot of thoughts in his mind, he still had a very neat face and didn't ask questions that shouldn't be asked. He lowered his head slightly with a calm face, and said in unison, "Master!"

"Yeah." Si Ming replied softly, and then looked at the three respectful people there, his voice without sadness or joy reached their ears, "I heard that someone gave you something just now?"

Black and White Wuchang breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately they confiscated it, so they knew they couldn't accept bribes, the master is so powerful and knows everything.

"Are you dumb?" Si Ming's calmer voice came, and the three of them were startled. Hei Wuchang hurriedly said, "Yes, ah, no, no, yes."

Seeing his anxious look, Gu Xiansi couldn't hold back a sudden laugh. Hei Wuchang raised his head subconsciously when he heard the voice, but he met his master's icy eyes, and quickly lowered his head again. He should shut up if he said too much. .

I really don't know why they are so afraid of the boss, obviously... so cute, although this appearance may indeed be a bit scary to them, but he really doesn't feel it at all!

Si Ming lightly tapped the table with his fingers, and suddenly stretched out a hand to pull Gu Xiansi over, forcing him into his arms, and even made a comforting gesture, "Reject the kindness of your master and daughter-in-law, you want to rebel ?”

Gu Xiansi almost choked herself to death without a sip of water, what is the boss talking about?

Who knew that Hei Wuchang's reaction would be even bigger, he opened his mouth completely without momentum, and after a long time he tentatively said, "Mother?" He looked at Gu Xiansi in Si Ming's arms, and because of what Si Ming hinted, His eyes closed immediately.

Hearing Hei Wuchang's voice, Gu Xiansi couldn't help it immediately, pushed Si Ming, then looked at Hei Wuchang with black lines on his face below, and yelled at him, "Your sister, mistress!"

"Back to mistress, I don't have a younger sister..."

Gu Xiansi was overwhelmed with shame and indignation, "Your uncle!"

"I have no uncle..."

"Shut up!" Gu Xiansi finally decided not to let him speak, and depressedly said to the three people below, "Let me go."

Si Ming watched him sulking silently, smiled and didn't speak... The cat is blown and needs to be comforted.

After the three of them had left, Gu Xiansi calmed down and realized that he had done something stupid. He obviously asked them to come over to pick up things, but in the end they were taken away again. He glared at Si Ming depressedly, "Why did you tell them that? "

Seeing that he had calmed down, Si Ming replied, "Sooner or later."

Gu Xiansi was so angry that he didn't know what to say, he couldn't hit him, he couldn't beat him, he didn't dare to scold him, he didn't know what to do except stare at him, but if he stared too much, he would feel... his eyes were sore.

So, in Si Ming's eyes, Gu Xiansi looked at him with grievance, his eyes turned red when he looked at him, and the tears fell when he blinked lightly, he sighed, and wiped away the tears from the corners of Gu Xiansi's eyes with his fingertips , the voice was as soft as possible, as if afraid of scaring him, "Why are you crying again? You deliberately made me feel bad, huh?"

Gu Xiansi's tears became even more joyful, "You did it on purpose, your whole family did it on purpose, my young master's eyes are sore from being open for a long time...Damn it!"

"You are the only one who dares to take advantage of me like this, because I'm not willing to touch you." Si Ming said as he hugged Gu Xiansi into his arms again.

Gu Xiansi's heart beat faster after being told, and he couldn't reply for a long time. He wiped his eyes, and they were still a little wet, as if it was quite embarrassing. He has seen all the tears that have flowed in this life, really...depressed.

Moreover, why does he feel so provocative when he speaks now? Could it be that he read some auxiliary materials?Gu Xian thought about a lot of thoughts, and when he realized that he was in Si Ming's arms again, he didn't bother to get up, so he just lay in his arms like a dead body, and deliberately rubbed against him, hum, let you hurt me They joked, I'll tease you to death, and if I don't give up after teasing, it's up to you how to solve it.

Thinking of this, Gu Xiansi didn't know what was going on, as if he had eaten a bear's heart, he tried his best to look up at Si Ming, seeing the way he was looking at him tenderly, his heart trembled, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, he stretched his hand in. into Si Ming's clothes.

He didn't dare to raise his head to meet his boss Ming's surprised gaze, so he fumbled in his clothes indiscriminately, and even stayed in a certain place for a while, feeling the touch of the abdominal muscles in his hand, Gu Xiansi thought a little bit... I will practice to this level one day, but after all, it feels really good.

He didn't feel Si Ming's movement for a long time, Gu Xiansi almost doubted if he really liked him, he looked up, and was startled by Si Ming's eyes full of lust, thinking of the plots in those novels... what The domineering president said something like "Woman, you are playing with fire" and then lost his virginity. He shuddered. Apart from changing the woman into a man, this situation seems to fit the line very well!

Gu Xiansi immediately withdrew his hand without hesitation, and chuckled twice, "Well... my mother is looking for me." Just as he was about to run away, Si Ming caught him. With a hoarse voice, he looked at Gu Xiansi deeply, "Light a fire and want to run?"

Damn, the plot in the novel really happened, he suddenly felt that he had the ability to predict the future, and then he was uncontrollably being tied up and played in this way and that way...Damn, how could he understand this.

Gu Xiansi's mind was already exploded, but Si Ming suddenly let go of him before he was ready mentally, "Forget it, let me go, let me calm down for a while, I can't calm down when you are here .”

Gu Xiansi looked at Si Ming in surprise, feeling that his mind was already a mess, and there was nothing left when he emptied out, besides, the words of the boss were so touching that he felt an urge to dedicate himself when he was so moved. Glancing over his head, the judge had already left at some point, and there were only the two of them here. His mind became hot, and seeing Si Ming's uncontrollable look, he said that when he thought about it in the future, he wanted to find a piece of tofu to kill him "How about I help you... with your hands?"