Lord Yama is gay

Unfortunately, reality often contradicts imagination.

Gu Xiansi went to the city where he often stayed, but he didn't go to find Li Zhewen, not because he didn't miss him, but because he was a person who had really gone in the hearts of his friends, there was no need to show up to disturb his life.

Life would be much calmer without him.

To Gu Xiansi's disappointment, it didn't snow in this city today.

The ground is a dry concrete floor, and the occasional fallen leaves are blown up by the wind and brought to the side by the speeding car... Gu Xiansi took a deep breath, smelling of death.

When passing by a supermarket, Gu Xiansi took a look inside, the crowded scene made him feel a little nostalgic, it seemed that these things had left him for a long time in just a few months, and he completely disappeared from this ordinary world , the thing that proves his identity has also become a void object, and the person smiling silly on it turned out to be his former self.

"Boss, do you have money? Do you have money from the human world, red tickets, Grandpa Mao?" Gu Xiansi asked Si Ming who had been silent beside him, and saw him nodding as expected.

In an instant, Gu Xiansi's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his hand to Siming unceremoniously, without saying a word, he raised his eyebrows, the meaning was obvious, give me money.

Si Ming looked at Gu Xiansi's hand indifferently, the veins on it seemed to be cuter than others', and he could even clearly see each palm print...the criss-crossing shape, like a densely packed net , accidentally put all his few emotions into the net.

He shook his head, and when Gu Xiansi couldn't help being disappointed, he gave him a card with a chuckle.

"Eh?" Gu Xiansi immediately took it over as a treasure, and praised it with a smile, "Boss, you are so foreign!"

Si Ming couldn't help laughing, he was really poisoned, he actually felt that seeing him in his current state was a compliment when the word "money-eyed open" was applied to him.

Gu Xiansi took the card and squeezed into the supermarket. Before taking two steps, he found that Si Ming was still standing still, so he ran back and took his hand, "You come with me, I can't carry it alone. Move." He didn't say what to buy, but he pulled Si Ming's strength to show that his request could not be refused.

Si Ming frowned, looking at so many people, thought for a moment, but remained silent.

Gu Xiansi was stunned.

The whole world was frozen like in a movie. The car stopped suddenly, and the old man bent over to pick up the fallen apples was still bent over. The staff who scanned the barcodes in the supermarket put the bags in front of the machine. The short "di" stopped instantly... Gu Xiansi blinked, um, he can still move.

"Boss, you...you did it?"

"Yeah." It would be easier to enter the supermarket this way, but it would be really... tsk, unbearable to be crowded with those people.

"But Boss," Gu Xiansi looked at Si Ming seriously, "It's like this during the Chinese New Year. I want to go to the supermarket to buy things to enjoy this atmosphere. If it becomes like this, hey, what's the point? Why don't you go never mind."

"Are you blackmailing me?" Gu Xiansi's words actually had a very obvious meaning, if he continued to stop time, then he wouldn't go in, it would be just passing by, but obviously, his mood would also change very much. Oops.

Gu Xiansi's eyes flickered, and she suddenly felt annoyed about her doting and arrogance.

Unexpectedly, Si Ming just pursed his lips, and instead pulled Gu Xiansi into the supermarket, "You are the only one who can blackmail me." As he walked, the crowd began to flow again, the car continued to run, and the old man took The apple was put into the bag, and tremblingly continued to move forward.

Life continues.

Gu Xiansi felt her nose a little sore, "Boss, I'm very touched by your behavior. You must have done it on purpose."

"If you are moved, you can promise me with your body." Si Ming replied.

There was a lot of voices, Gu Xiansi didn't hear clearly, he shouted loudly, "Huh?"

Si Ming simply blocked all his next words with silence, if you didn't hear it, you didn't hear it, it will become a reality one day, and now it's just a prophecy.

After coming out of the supermarket, Si Ming's mood was really not very good. The place was as bad as he imagined. He didn't want to deal with those messy people, but Gu Xiansi was very interested in such positive energy. You have to get a foot in, and it's so crowded there, tsk.

"What do you buy so many things for?"

"Chinese New Year."

Si Ming was stunned, "Chinese New Year?"

Gu Xiansi smiled and nodded, "When I was in the human world, I lived with others every year. When I was young, I was my parents. After they died, I lived with Xiao Zhewen. But, no matter how hard the year was, , I feel very happy every Chinese New Year. When the new year comes, I will have a new state, as if my whole life has been washed, especially... calm, calm, do you understand boss? No need to worry about life , it’s really great to be presumptuous once a year!”

"So... are you going to spend time in the underworld this year?" Si Ming still felt a little unbelievable. Sure enough, the little guy always thought differently from others, and he always gave people a sense of surprise every time.

"Yeah," Gu Xiansi nodded, "otherwise, why would I have to work so hard to buy so many things, and I'm not really so free. I just thought, Boss, you have lived alone for so long, this year is my The first new year I spent with you, there will be the tenth, the hundredth, no matter... In the end, did I figure out how to be with you, even if I lost my mind and decided not to be with you If there is a closer relationship, I will not go against what I said."

Gu Xiansi looked into Si Ming's eyes, his eyes were full of seriousness, "I said, I will always be with you."

Si Ming felt that his heart was filled with some kind of emotion, and he felt a little swollen, but he couldn't speak, or he didn't know what to say in this situation, he was more used to Gu Xiansi's heartlessness, so he stretched out his hand as a matter of course. Ask him for money.

Before he could open his mouth, Gu Xiansi waved his hand, and said to himself, "Boss, you don't have to be too moved, just treat me better in the future, after all, there is no second good person like me in the world, so what?" Even if Grandpa Mao gives me a bank card, I will not refuse anyone."

Si Ming smiled and patted his head, "It was all yours."

One sentence made Gu Xiansi's calmness that he had pretended for a long time instantly destroyed, and his face flushed again.

Sure enough, his skill will never be comparable to this thousand year old goblin.

Gu Xiansi coughed twice, rolled her eyes indiscriminately to change the subject, "Well, I bought vegetables with the intention of making them myself, although the taste may not be very good, but you must join us, otherwise, hehe, I will do it again in the future I don’t do it anymore. In fact, I was a little lazy when I lived with Xiao Zhewen, but we divide most of the work. For example, if he cooks today, I will wash the dishes, so... Boss, you know What am I talking about?"

"Well, you can cook and wash dishes," Si Ming praised without hesitation, and even touched his head like coaxing a child at the end, "It's amazing."

Gu Xiansi's face darkened, "I mean it's yours after I finish my job."

"Someone washes it." Si Ming said after being silent for a long time, if he was asked to wash the dishes, then his identity as Hades would really become completely intimidating. Double's...

The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

"Forget it." Gu Xiansi rolled his eyes in disdain, "Can you get someone to take it away?" He lifted up the plastic bag in his hand, "It's too heavy, I still have a lot of things to buy."

Si Ming said "hmm", and the bag in Gu Xiansi's hand disappeared, he was a little speechless, "It's so simple, why didn't you just take it away."

Siming raised his eyebrows, "I thought you liked the feeling of carrying a bag, just like you like squeezing a supermarket."

Gu Xiansi: How long has it been, and he is still so preoccupied with what to do.

"I want to buy some fireworks, but it seems that I have to withdraw money, and credit cards are not accepted at the fireworks booth." Gu Xiansi said.

Si Ming smiled and said, "You go pick the fireworks, and I'll get them for you."

Gu Xiansi raised her eyebrows, "Boss, are you sure you know how to use an ATM?"

"You underestimate me too much."

Gu Xiansi pursed her lips and remained silent until Si Ming left his sight.

He can guarantee that he asked his subordinates to handle this card. If he hadn't come to the human world, Si Ming would never have taken out this card for the rest of his life. As for the money in it, it's up to him, let's talk about it after maxing out.

It's really hard to say whether his boss can use the cash machine, forget it, let's do it, he will pick the fireworks, and then maybe he will give those ghosts some unforgettable memories in the underworld... Although they may drink Mengmeng all at once. Potang forgot everything.

By the way, Xiang Bei, I don't know that he is always bored, so let him come to celebrate the New Year together...or he can send him something there.

Gu Xiansi walked to a street where almost all the stalls were selling fireworks and couplets, it looked very lively.

Gu Xiansi walked to the booth where she usually bought fireworks, randomly picked some fireworks that looked good when they were released, and looked at the boss with a smile, "That's all, I'll buy them later, keep it for me, don't take it away It's sold."

Just as the boss was about to nod his head in agreement, he suddenly rubbed his eyes vigorously, with a look of disbelief, "You're not, aren't you..." Are you dead?He still didn't say this sentence in the end, it's really unlucky to say it during Chinese New Year.

"What?" Gu Xiansi didn't expect that the boss not only remembered him but even knew him, he was only surprised by his behavior.

The boss shook his head violently, "It's nothing, I recognized the wrong person." It must be the wrong person, no matter how similar he looks, the person is dead, what am I thinking.

It seems that the pressure is really too much recently, and I will go home and talk to his family one day to see if I need to go to the hospital for an examination.

Gu Xiansi walked in again, and came to an alley, there seemed to be something moving inside, he squinted his eyes, it was too dark to see clearly, so he gave up and decided to leave it alone... There were some fine stones on the ground, Gu Xiansi kicked one away, and watched him smash into the metal trash can on the side of the street, making a crisp sound of "boom" at the entrance of the alley——Why hasn't the boss come back, he really doesn't know how to use an ATM!

Suddenly, he heard a clear voice from the alley, "...help."