Lord Yama is gay

"Brother Gu, brother Gu."

"The turmoil in the early morning is calling the soul!" Gu Xiansi opened the door, looked at Ding Tong who kept knocking on her door, and yawned.

"Isn't it just calling the soul!" Ding Tong said casually.

Gu Xiansi was taken aback for a moment, then squinted his eyes and laughed, hey, he was right, "What do you want from me?"

Only then did Ding Tong remember his original intention of looking for Gu Xiansi, he slapped his head annoyed, and said a little embarrassedly: "Look at my memory, I'm here to tell you that the eldest lady of the Yin family on the East Street is recruiting relatives in Biwen!"

Gu Xiansi looked at him suspiciously, "Do you still need to do the job that a bunch of people rob you of?"

"What do you mean?"

"What I mean is, your family is so rich, there must be many girls who want to marry in, what will you do when you go on a blind date?" Gu Xiansi was speechless.

But Ding Tong shook his head: "No, I want Brother Gu to try it. I'm a rough person, and I can't do things that stick to words."

Gu Xiansi really wanted to say, the way you speak now is enough to chew on words, but in the end, you swallowed that sentence in your stomach and didn't say it out.

Thinking that he had no goal, he came here for fun anyway, and when he finds the boss, he can go back, Gu Xiansi nodded in agreement.

It doesn't hurt to go and have a look.

After arriving at the scene, seeing the scene, Gu Xiansi couldn't help but "tsk"—is it worth it for a woman who has never met before?

Suddenly thought of a question, Gu Xiansi directly pulled Ding Tong closer to him, so as not to get lost like the boss before.Because there are so many people, it's very noisy here, so it's hard to hear their conversations.

"Is this monogamy or polygamy?" Gu Xiansi asked Ding Tong loudly.

Ding Tong looked at his squirming lips, but couldn't hear the voice: "Ah? What did you say?" Ding Tong roared loudly.

"I said," Gu Xiansi also began to amplify his voice as much as possible, and put it into Ding Tong's ear, in case he didn't hear it again, "Is this a monogamous system or a polygamous system?"

Ding Tong glanced at Gu Xiansi with a strange look, seemed surprised by his question, and then began to answer him loudly: "This is polyandry."

"Ah? Gu Xiansi was frightened, and before she had time to feel emotional, she saw Ding Tong laugh loudly: "Hahaha, Brother Gu, you are so cute. "

Gu Xiansi's face was full of black lines, so he was just teasing himself?

It was too noisy here, and it seemed that there was really nothing to ask, so Gu Xiansi gave up and focused on looking ahead.

Because the protagonist hadn't come out yet, the stage seemed a bit empty, only two scholar-like people sat on both sides of the stage, looking intently at the books in their hands.

Gu Xiansi thought it was fun, so she gave up the idea of ​​leaving, and simply dragged Ding Tong through the crowd to the side of the stage, so that she could see clearly, but there were not too many people, not only crowded, but also too noisy.

Not long after, Yin Lanxiu, the eldest lady of the Yin family, came out, just like Gu Xian's thought - wearing a veil, she couldn't see clearly.

Gu Xiansi curled her lips... Do you want to be so bloody, you play like this every time, it seems that the TV dramas are not all deceptive, Nuo, the process of dating in ancient times is still the same, but the competition is changed to competition , the essential difference is not much.

When she was thinking this way, Yin Lanxiu said: "Everyone, I, Yin Lanxiu, hold a Biwen Recruitment Conference here today, in order to find a good husband and be with me from now on. Therefore, Xiuxiu hopes that everyone will dare to come on stage, Show off your heroism. The two next to me are the ones who will be challenged by today's final crowd winners. If the challenge fails, Xiuxiu will no longer recruit relatives through the conference."

As soon as the words fell, there was applause and applause from below. Yin Lanxiu raised the corners of her lips and smiled ironically, but was well covered by the veil, and no one noticed.

Seeing this, Gu Xiansi raised his eyebrows and glanced at Ding Tong, and said, "Stupid, do you know what's going on behind this conference?"

Ding Tong is puzzled, is there a shady scene?By the way, what does shady mean?So, he shook his head obediently and replied, "I don't know."

Gu Xiansi looked at the people on the stage with some boredom. The two scholars there were still reading books, but looking at the books that had never been turned over, it was clear that they had no intention of reading, or in other words, disdain.

Oh, scholar, only a fool would believe it!

Gu Xiansi told Ding Tong: "The so-called competition for recruiting relatives is compared to literary recruiting. When the final crowd winner comes to challenge, if he is handsome and happens to be attracted by the protagonist, then congratulations, the topic will be as simple as yours." All kinds of idiots can do it, even if they know it’s water, there’s nothing they can do about it.”

"If you're ugly, hehe, it's weird that you can answer correctly. They will make the questions so difficult that you can't imagine. Unless you really have the ability to turn things around, don't dream... So, you Do you think there are really scholars sitting there? I dare say, they are probably a little worse than the number one scholar."

Ding Tong was surprised: "No way!"

"If there's anything you don't know, just watch." Gu Xiansi raised her eyebrows proudly, as if excited that she had guessed the inside story.

But as time goes by, the final winner can almost be guessed. He is a person who looks okay. Gu Xiansi feels that the current appearance of that person can't verify his words at all, because no matter whether that person is selected or not Above all, it can be regarded as shady, and it can also be regarded as not shady.

Gu Xiansi felt that he couldn't let his words be unconvincing, so he finally made a decision - to sell his appearance and go up to challenge the winner of the crowd.

In fact, the main reason is that Gu Xiansi is too confident in his appearance. He feels that as long as he wins against this person, he will not believe that Yin Lanxiu will not fall in love with him. In this way, as long as the topic is simple, he can prove his words.

As for myself, as long as it is simple, I will insist that it will not be.

What Gu Xian thought was pretty good, but he forgot the fact that he might not have won this person, but at this moment, he had no time to care about it—because he had already arrived on stage.

Standing on the stage and looking at the crowd of people below, Gu Xiansi sighed in his heart...why does this scene feel so familiar?

And the man on the stage turned dark the moment he saw Gu Xiansi coming up, he was determined to win, but where did such a person come from?Moreover, his appearance is definitely a catch. If this is the case, can Miss Yin still think of him?

Damn it, it's so deceiving!

Although he thought so, the good upbringing since he was a child made this man named Wu Tuo suppress the anger in his heart, and he even seemed calm and indifferent, as if victory was determined to be won.

Gu Xiansi looked at the person in front of her, and felt that he was really interesting, his eyes were about to burst into flames, but he still showed no expression, to put it bluntly, it was just a word, pretend.

So Gu Xiansi also pretended to play like him, isn't that right?If he knew that he had no desire to marry this girl, wouldn't he be pissed to death?

So, Gu Xiansi squinted his eyes and looked at him with a smile, and seeing Wu Tuo's displeased face but the look of nothing he could do about it, his heart was filled with joy.

"Brother, are you also here to participate in the competition?" Although he was upset, Wu Tuo asked kindly.

Gu Xiansi nodded: "Otherwise, what would I do here?"

Wu Tuo didn't know what to say. He just turned his head and smiled like a gentleman at Yin Lan, who was veiled next to him: "In that case, please ask Miss Yin to write a question."

Yin Lanxiu didn't look at him, but looked at Gu Xiansi who was slightly raised in the corner of his eyes on the stage, and she was a little shy: "I haven't heard that this young master has reported his family name, so how do you come up with a question?"

"Gu Xiansi." Even if you're a joker in your heart, you still have to behave like a gentleman in public!Hahahaha, Gu Xiansi was happy in her heart, but her mind was already thinking of other things.

Well, I don't know when I will be able to find the boss!

"Mr. Gu," Yin Lanxiu bowed slightly to Gu Xiansi, and then forced a glance at Wu Tuo, "Mr. Wu, then, please listen to the question."

"Today, an unknown number of chickens and rabbits are placed in cages. There are 50 heads and 158 feet in total. How many chickens and rabbits are there?"

It turned out to be a math problem!

I really can't blame Gu Xiansi for being surprised, the main reason is that as a modern person, he said that chickens and rabbits in the same cage are topics that elementary school students should know, okay?And it just so happened that he did well in elementary school.

So after the question came out, Gu Xiansi answered in a deep voice, "21 chickens, 29 rabbits."

The moment Gu Xiansi started to answer the question, Wu Tuo looked at him with a look of horror, which made Gu Xiansi even doubt himself... Is he so scary?He thinks he is quite handsome, well, although he is not as good as the boss, that evildoer, but it should be enough to overwhelm the crowd.

In fact, it can’t be blamed that Gu Xiansi doesn’t know, people here can’t guess their age by their appearance, maybe a person who looks 20 years old is actually 200 years old, so the man named Wu Tuo who asked for money may also be An old monster who has lived here for a long time, and no matter how long he lives here, he will not be able to change the education he received before... Almost all of them are literary things, and how can they be linked to mathematics?

Really didn't know how to calculate the answer to this question, so Wu Tuo gritted his teeth and asked, "I don't know how Brother Gu got the answer?"

It looked like he was humbly asking for advice, but in fact he was making the last desperate struggle. He was hoping that Gu Xiansi was fooled, so that even if the answer was correct, there would be too many questions to do.

Gu Xiansi sneered in her heart, how to do it, I set xy to tell you what to do, do you understand?Although he thought about it this way, of course Gu Xiansi would not say something like setting xy that most people could not understand.

Although there are also modern people here, Gu Xiansi also knows that most of the modern people here are probably reincarnated. After all, the way of life is too different from his original way of life, and they would not be willing to stay here. Most of them are ancient people, otherwise, this place is not a city, but a country.