Onmyoji Xiaomengwenmen

Having just finished the hunting battle, Qingming figured that her fragile cub would need to be comforted by herself, so she took advantage of the moonlight to go out.

After walking a few steps, I saw a fluffy and soft tail swaying rhythmically at the door of the ceramic frog house.

Could it be some fragile cub crying helplessly?That's right, after all, Yamata no Orochi is so ferocious, Ghost King is so dark, and Kirin has always been arrogant.Qingming's mood fluctuated for a while, and her sympathy couldn't stop flooding, so she hurriedly closed her folding fan and trotted over.

After running a little closer, I finally saw the situation of this cub: bent over the ground, a pair of fox ears were trembling to listen to the movement in the house, and the whole fox face had an indescribably wretched expression.As if hearing something again, a pair of ears and the big tail raised to the sky shook happily.

Qingming was disappointed for a while by the realization that it was different from what he thought, but he immediately changed his mood, bent down and tapped the little fox cub's tail with a folding fan. "What are you doing?"

The fox demon rolled over and stood up, then stretched out his hand to cover Qingming's mouth with a "swish".This series is extremely neat, almost as fast, accurate and ruthless as Sister Bird's umbrella sword.

Qingming was lamenting his ignorance, and he didn't know that the demon fox had such skills in the past, when he heard the little fox make a mouth shape for himself, "Father, it's a virtue to listen to the corner of the wall and not talk."

Seimei brushed off the furry paws on his mouth, and said in a mouthful way, "Who taught you this virtue?"

Yaohu lay on the ground at the crack of the door again, turned his face to look at Qingming, and whispered: "Of course it's you, Dad. Last time you lay down in front of the window of Liaoyuan Boya next door to listen to him talking to Lord Yan Mo alone." I have seen it all, and the last time Yuan Boya summoned Miss Peach Blossom Demon alone, you were eavesdropping outside, I happened to pass by, and the last time..."

"Okay." Qingming suddenly couldn't hold back his face, and said forcefully: "It is true that you and I are not people who like to gossip about others, and doing this is also caring for them. " Qingming tapped the fan on the palm of his hand in embarrassment, and saw the demon fox moved to the side, "Father, this is a good angle to eavesdrop."

"I won't..." Qingming's embarrassment still persisted, and he was about to say, I'm not here anymore, when he heard Yaohu whisper again: "It turns out that the grandpa who rode a carp next door and the ceramic frog uncle were young. A couple, listening to the conversation, they seem to have conflicts caused by the disharmony in their positions, and the difference between attack and suffering." Yaohu turned his face and asked seriously, "Abba, what is position? What is attack and suffering?"

Qingming held the words in his mouth and didn't finish, feeling very uncomfortable. Hearing such a secret again, he turned a sentence in his mouth, and then said: "You're welcome." He straightened his clothes and squatted down. Beside the little fox cub, he turned his head and patiently answered the little cub's question, "What do children know so much about?"

The demon fox flicked its tail angrily, "I know it even if you don't tell me. The master taught us that if we don't understand the meaning of a word, we must combine it with the context. From this point of view, attacking and receiving and body position are the different divisions of labor when you adults have fun."

Qingming gave him a look of "you know too much, little bastard", and was about to turn his head to correct his three views, when he heard the sound of cloth rubbing in the room, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover the fox's ears.

Then a deep and hoarse voice came out, "You are the daddy in your dormitory, so it seems that it is difficult to attack in bed."

"It's because you are such a reckless man that CAO's face is full of tears on the bed." Another voice also refused to give in.

"Leaving us aside, that little carp you ride is just being taken for granted," said the loud sound of bumping into something in the house, and then panting, "Even your name is Ebisu , you are the standard for a million years."

"Damn it," another voice took up the words and retorted, "If I hadn't sent you a lot of water just after I put the Mihun powder on you..." As soon as I started the conversation, I remembered something and stopped. .

"You actually fed Lao Tzu Mihun San," the new voice was filled with anger, and there seemed to be some fierce fighting sounds in the room. "If you didn't give me Mihun Powder back then, how could I not have found you for ten years. You really... have made me lose ten years of fucking, and I will take it back today."

"Go to hell!" Another voice said again, "If I hadn't thought that I was feeding you the ecstasy powder, how could I have put you in the only tank to escape alone, and how could I have been caught by a carp?" Save me, so that I am still alive and suffer your humiliation in vain."

The room suddenly fell silent, and the moonlight shone brightly, as if even the sound had been dusted and purified.

Outside the door, Qingming and Yaohu exchanged constant glances when they learned the secret, and squeezed their heads into the crack of the door, wishing they could grow clairvoyant eyes and ears.

Yuan Boya saw Qingming listening to gossips from a long distance away, strode over, and dragged Qingming and Yaohu away with one hand and the other by the collar.

Just seeing the big tengu who was going here, he threw the obtrusive demon fox into the arms of the big tengu. After seeing the big tengu carrying the fox away, he turned his head and said to Qingming: "Why, can't you listen to my corner enough?"

Qingming took a step back and said with a smile, "Enough is enough."

Yuan Boya took a step forward, "I'm not enough for you?"

"Huh?" Qingming raised his head to look at Yuan Boya who was approaching step by step, and was convinced "Enough is enough."

"Hearing what you guys said, am I not qualified to be your attacker?"

Qingming looked at himself who was forced into the corner and walled off, and felt that the problem was really hard to talk about, and he was embarrassed to see Yuan Boya's affectionate eyes staring at him, and hurriedly got out from under his arm, "I just went hunting Fight, I'm going to appease the cubs."

Just after walking a few steps in a hurry, Yuan Boya chased him up from behind and grabbed his arm. "No need to go, I've already seen it for you just now, Xiao Ibaraki was about to frighten away all the demons by swallowing his chest with his fists and hammers; the ghost messenger Hei was asking for a skeleton from Yan Mo, and he was going to wear a pair of black clothes for his younger brother. Mainstream necklace; as for the weakest Yingcao, I heard them call him Cao Daddy with rough skin and thick flesh that cannot be pierced by diamonds... They don't really need you, but I really want to find a place to discuss with you The answer to the last question, I hope you will still answer me with the answers to the first two questions."

The useless father over there has just been surrendered, and the big tengu here flew to his room with the demon fox in his arms.

"Dog dog, how do you tell the difference between the offense and the suffering they are talking about?" Yaohu asked earnestly, wrapping his arms around the big tengu's neck.

The big dog looked down at him. "For example, I am from the north and you are from the south. If you go north and south, I will attack you."

"But I just heard what they said about riding from the top to the bottom." The fox demon said seriously, blowing a bunch of white hair on his forehead.

The big tengu paused, threw the demon fox on the bed, and said with a smile, "This is easy to handle. You will call Bei Xia Nan from now on, and the sentence of going up north and down south is also applicable." Looking into the beautiful eyes of the demon fox, the big ten dog continued. : "In the future, you should learn to listen to the corner with your Qingming dad."

Yaohu blinked and asked curiously, "Why?"

"Because I don't want our walls to have ears in the future."

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