he can't be this cute

09

Mo Kai was very surprised when he received the ED of "Qingtian".

Jianmenguan: Why should the villain sing the theme song?

Listening to the wind is rain: Because the villain threatened me that if I didn't let him sing, he would harass you every day.

Jianmenguan: What does it have to do with me?

Listening to the wind is the rain: Promise me!Sword hero!No matter how annoying he is, don't give up our drama!

Jianmenguan: Did Crazy say something in the crew?

Listen to the wind is rain: what?

Jianmenguan: Nothing.

Listening to the wind is the rain: I am afraid that you will suddenly say that you are not worthy in the middle of the journey, woo woo woo.

Jianmenguan: I am not such an irresponsible person.Unless you're screwed.

Listening to the wind is the rain: I am not such an irresponsible person!

Jianmenguan: Or you took the initiative to replace me.

Listening to the wind is the rain: ... If you have this show, you will do it, if you don't, you will cheat you. Do you think I will replace you? !

Jianmenguan: Oh, thank you.

Listening to the wind is the rain: Then it's settled, never leave?

Mo Kai's face twitched, who wants to stay with you forever!

Listening to the wind is the rain: Even if a man guards you to harass you!

Jianmenguan: Don't tell him my Q number.

Listening to the wind is the rain: Even if the crazy crucian carp wants to pull you to match Danmei?

Jianmenguan: Don't pull him to match Danmei.

Listening to the wind is the rain: Oh my god, I actually said Danmei in front of you!

Jianmen Pass: =_=

Listening to the wind is the rain: Oh my god, you actually posted a kaomoji!

Jianmenguan: Do you want to change me but feel embarrassed to say so?

Listening to the wind is rain: how could it be! ! ! !It is impossible for me to change you!

Jianmen Pass: Shouldn't the one-handed pass be changed?

Listening to the wind is the rain: ... What kind of grudge do you have with him!

Jianmenguan: Crazy really didn't tell you anything?

Listen to the wind is rain: say what?

Jianmenguan: It’s okay, I’ll just talk casually.I still have something to do.

Listening to the wind is rain: wait wait wait!I’m sorry I forgot the main topic, but it’s actually like this. This song is more atmospheric, and it’s too thin to sing alone. It can’t be done in the later stage, so I would like to ask you to do a harmony part for the chorus.

Jianmenguan: Let the first male perform harmony for the second male?

Listening to the wind is the rain: I invite you to sing in ED from now on!

Jianmenguan: Should I be honored?

Listening to the wind is the rain: sword hero!I kneel down for you!poof.

Jianmenguan: Alright, let me listen.

Listening to the wind is the rain: make the sound early!

Jianmenguan: Before the drama DEMO comes out.

Listen to the wind is rain: are you sure?My post is professional!

Jianmenguan: If you think I will be late, you can find someone else.

Listening to wind is rain: no no no!I'm waiting for you!

Jianmenguan: It's just harmony, why don't you find someone else.

Listening to the wind is the rain: because you are the protagonist!

Jianmenguan: You don't have any strange plans, do you?

Listening to the wind is the rain: / Surprised, how dare I!

Jianmenguan: All right.That's it.

Listening to the wind is the rain: good, good, you are busy with yours, I will retreat first.

Mo Kai put the ED of One Man Singing Off into the playlist, and it sounded surprisingly good.

He really didn't know that he could sing alone.

It can be heard that he sang with great care, but there are indeed some small flaws. The chorus part lacks momentum, the sound turns unnaturally, and some of the accents are different from what he understands.

Mo Kai listened to the tune repeatedly and learned to sing along with the beat.This is an original song, the first time he heard it, it will inevitably take some time to get familiar with it.

Just as he was intoxicated by the singing of "One man guards the gate", the crazy crucian carp sent a message online: Senior. (づ￣3￣)づ

Jianmenguan: Yes.Keep your mouth shut.

Crazy crucian carp: o(>﹏<)o!I'm sorry, senior!I am definitely not a casual person.

Jianmenguan: Are you waiting for me to say that you are not human when you get up casually?Terriers are too old to be interested, you're a fish.

Crazy crucian carp: ... Why are you so cute, senior!

Jianmenguan: I'm not cute.My name is not Jianmengguan.

Crazy crucian carp: Senior 233333, you are not at all the same as the one in the legend...

Jianmenguan: Otherwise, how can it be called a legend.

Crazy crucian carp: I was cheated by those old fans. ┭┮﹏┭┮

Jianmenguan: Let’s talk about how legends are spread.

Crazy crucian carp: cold and arrogant, indifferent, polite and well-mannered but difficult to approach.

Jianmenguan: Autistic?

Crazy crucian carp: ... No, no, absolutely, it's the posture of an emperor...

Jianmenguan: They are not wrong. My philosophy is different from many people, so it is difficult to communicate with them.I have fewer friends.

In fact, Mo Kai wants to say, interpersonal communication is so troublesome, I am too lazy to communicate with a group of ordinary people hypocritically!

Crazy crucian carp: ~(≧▽≦)/~Am I an invaluable friend of seniors?

Jianmenguan: He is a rare junior.

Crazy crucian carp: Σ(っ°Д°;)っSo the senior is just taking care of the junior when he is so good to me? I thought you liked me because I was attractive!

Jianmenguan: The word charm really has nothing to do with you.

Crazy crucian carp: My heart is broken, I'm going to find Gangan and Gege to regain my confidence!

After sending this sentence, Mo Kai saw the crazy crucian carp climb up YY in a blink of an eye.

As a veteran, Jianmenguan hangs up all the year round, but it is usually muted. After the crazy crucian carp comes, Mo Kai sometimes cancels the mute, so he can listen to all the weird characters he plays who are crying, shouting and rolling.

Of course, sometimes they will have normal scripts, and the voice of crucian carp will be like a clear stream, full of positive power.

However, today Mo Kai regretted that he did not continue to mute.

He had a cold for more than a week, and he was just recovering now, but he was dizzy from the shock of the crucian carp, as if he was going to be sick again.

Because they didn't play against each other, but were talking about singing.

Gan Shao asked who would have a birthday singing party next, and the crazy crucian carp immediately answered: "Me, me, me!"

Gan Shao happily expressed that he could be the host again, and the crazy crucian carp enthusiastically decided to sing a song for everyone first.

Everyone is looking forward to it.

then.

The extremely popular Divine Comedy music played, and the high-pitched male voice shamelessly molested the accompanist. The accompanist was brutally and evilly raped to the point of misery, and finally revolted and ran away from home.

Mo Kai muted silently, reopened the ED of Yi Fu Dang Guan to clean his ears, and sent a message to the crazy crucian carp.

Jianmenguan: BGM is too pitiful, please let it go.

Crazy crucian carp: Σ(°△°|||) Senior, you are here!

Jianmenguan: Let it go, let me sing.

Crazy crucian carp: -____-"Senior, you are such a good person, you are not even willing to hurt the accompanist.

Jianmenguan: Thank you, but your singing really hurts people.

Crazy crucian carp: 〒▽〒Senior, it’s too real and hurtful. I may not sing a song in 80. How many people cried and begged me to sing, but I didn’t agree. Senior 555, you are just like this bluntly spurned me...

Jianmenguan: Just like you, there are still people crying and begging you to sing?

Crazy crucian carp: ┭┮﹏┭┮ When I become popular, there will be!

Jianmenguan: Then you should stop being popular.

Crazy crucian carp: Senior, you hurt me~~~~ Don't let me be popular~~~~

Jianmen Pass: ...

When Mo Kai cut back to YY, he found that there were not many people in the very lively channel just now, and there were only some messages from a few minutes ago on the public screen.

【Ah, it's so late, I should go to bed】

[I remembered that I haven't washed my hair yet]

【Mom calls me for supper】

[I just yelled too loudly and my throat hurts a bit, I'm going to cook some fat sea]

[Why is my speaker silent?It just seemed like it exploded]

[I still have class tomorrow and I fell asleep too, everyone is in vain]

Crazy crucian carp became famous.