he can't be this cute

06

Ji Lin happily jumped up from the chair, called Ji Yu and said, "It's done, the sword gate is closed."

"Really?!" Ji Yu was extremely excited, "God, I want to kneel down for you! How did you do it?"

In fact, Ji Lin's role in this is not that big, after all, the success rate of the tricky plan that was originally thought to be full of loopholes is extremely low, and it mainly depends on Jianmenguan's own wishes.But to say that it is not small, Jianmenguan would never check emails from start to finish if they hadn’t gotten close to each other first.

However, he thought it would be better not to tell Ji Yu the truth, he just said, "Of course it's because Ben Gong is full of charm~"

"vomit--"

"Why did you throw up? Pregnant? Great, am I going to be an uncle?"

"Fuck off! You're just pregnant! Dad didn't urge me, why do you talk about it every day! I like you so much to give birth to yourself!"

"I was wrong. I was wrong."

"Tsk, for the sake of your great service, I forgive you, but as compensation, you come to my house on weekends and cook us a meal!"

"Okay, okay. Where's the food?"

"you buy it."

"Yes Yes Yes."

Ji Yu and the others always find excuses to ask Ji Lin to cook, but he doesn't care, he agrees casually, returns to the computer and starts recording happily.

He was in good form today, very good.

He wants to record two characters, one is the big villain BOSS assigned to him by Ji Yu, it can almost be regarded as a role of the male second, from the cute young man who everyone loves to the world-destroying Demon Lord who everyone punishes, The mental journey during this period was naturally full of twists and turns, full of bitterness and unspeakable.

The main process is bloody, he has to do this and that with Jianmenguan (grow up together, harmonious and loving), then do that and that with Jianmenguan (turn against each other, fall into the magic way), and finally be brewed by Jianmenguan Jiangjiang Stuffed (killed with one sword, thrown into the sea).

Even if they turn against each other, they only have each other in their eyes. If they can't be lovers, they should be enemies. If they can't love, they should hate. They only want to dominate the strongest emotions in each other's lives.

Ah, the beautiful love and death!

I'm sorry, Ji Lin, whose brain circuit is bent to the end, has overcompensated.

However, the content of the first issue is not so exciting for the time being, and the ending only ends when he runs away from home.

Every villain's story begins by running away from home...

And the other character was chosen by Ji Lin for the crazy crucian carp, who happens to be the villain's younger brother. He doesn't have many lines and is only a little bit better than a dragon, but he is an important role that fuels the flames.

He first played the role of the villain's younger brother, the crazy crucian carp, and then played the role of the villain.In addition to drinking water and relaxing during the intermission, it took him almost a whole day.

After sending the recorded dry voice to Ji Yu's mailbox, Ji Lin hummed out of tune and went downstairs to the fast food restaurant at the entrance of the community.

After cooking a few special dishes himself, Ji Lin invited the shop assistants to eat in the lounge first. When it was time to eat, the fast food restaurant was so overcrowded that there was no time to eat at all.The stomach can only be filled in advance, not too hungry.

Well, that's right, Ji Lin is the owner of this fast food restaurant, even though he almost doesn't care about anything else, he only goes out to have a meal at the meal time, occasionally when he is in a particularly good mood, he will cook himself to reward the employees, and very occasionally , There may be some things in the store that he needs to deal with.

After eating, Ji Lin went upstairs to go home, feeling lonely looking at the empty house.

Ji Yu got a boyfriend and moved out, and then their father also found a second spring, leaving the house and fast food restaurant to Ji Lin and ran away with the woman.

Then the house was demolished and replaced with a new one, which was bigger and made it look like Ji Lin was alone. Every day, he went back and forth between the study and bedroom by himself, letting the living room be full of dust.

Early on the weekend morning, Ji Lin went to buy groceries, and drove to his brother-in-law's house to wait on Her Lady Queen.

When he arrived, Ji Yu was lazily lying on the sofa playing computer, and it was his brother-in-law Hou Qi who came to open the door.

"Hey brother-in-law, is my sister bullying you again?" Ji Lin handed the bag in his hand to the other party, and changed the slippers, "No matter how you look at it, you are busier than her, right? Why do I kick you every time to open the door."

Hou Qi smiled amiably, but Ji Yu's voice came from the living room: "Ji Lin! Is it itchy?"

Ji Lin followed the sound, looked at the computers of the two, and said, "The one who reads the post asks the post-post to stand up and open the door. You're so kind."

Before he could finish speaking, Her Lady Queen kicked him into the kitchen.

Her Majesty the Queen is simply a sloppy king when she is at home on weekends, and only the honest and kind Hou Qi can bear her.

During the meal, the sloppy king, no, Her Ladyship praised Ji Lin well. Apart from his culinary skills, which has been dead all year round and has not regressed, he also has credits related to online distribution.

"Oh, this week I collected all the dry voices of the two protagonists, and there are a lot of supporting roles, so happy! Well done, Comrade Guan Guan!"

"Serve the queen!" Ji Lin bowed in a dawdly manner, and then asked, "Jianmenguan is also handed over? I thought I was the only one left in the arrest of model workers! There are still a few CVs that will be in Will you deliver the voice within a week of receiving the show?"

"Heh, the frog at the bottom of the well is self-righteous. By the way, the dry voice you sent me, why is there another one from someone else?" Ji Yu articulated his words miraculously while eating the vegetables happily, "Crazy crucian carp is Who? Why don't I remember that I have found such a CV? You found it?"

"Hmm!" Ji Lin gave a serious dry cough, raised his voice and said, "Ben Gong is four or five years younger, and this is his voice."

"Pfft—" Hou Qi, who had been eating in silence, accidentally sprayed it out, bent down and coughed continuously.

Ji Lin hurried over to give him some comfort: "It's not so exaggerated, brother-in-law!"

Ji Yu's eyes widened, he was stunned for a long time, and finally burst out: "Damn!!!!"

I really wanted to catch it all over but never thought it would be Ji Lin. She asked in disbelief: "Didn't you always say you can't make false sounds? Nima, you hide too deeply!"

"That's right, I'm a general attacker, how can I casually expose my inner weak side! Small subjects are all used for CP, not for competition."

Ji Yu squinted at him: "You used this voice to hook up with Jianmenguan? I said so! It's impossible for him to pay attention to a scum like a man who is in charge of the gate."

"Are you my real sister?! Has a real sister said that her brother is a scumbag!"

"Tsk tsk, it's a big sacrifice for you to expose your vulnerable side to him like this."

"I did this for you!" Ji Lin chanted affectionately.

"But I'm still very curious about how you hooked up with him. It is said that the man is indifferent, and he doesn't care about anything else except supporting the drama. He is very difficult to get along with."

"Hmph," Ji Lin gave a cheeky laugh, "Didn't you say it, because this attack has both strength and charm~"

Ji Yu sneered: "Since you are so attractive, why don't you really hook him up to do your favor."

"No, no, no, he and I are very pure gentleman friends. Jianmenguan is so high-spirited and upright, how can I tarnish him and lead him into detours!"

"Hey! What's the lesson you said?! You won't fall in love with someone just by hooking up, right?"

"..." Hou Qi looked at the two siblings silently, and decided to stand up and go to the living room to digest.

Seeing that everyone in the later stage could hardly listen anymore, Ji Lin hurriedly explained seriously: "Actually, his club doesn't support danmei, especially the vice president. It's super scary. I went to the assessment on the first day and heard He yelled that Tanmei is a cancer, and corrupt dramas make people vain, and he also said that a sissy like Bai Lianjun is so popular because of her fart and cough."

"Can you bear this?!!!"

Ji Lin spread his hands indifferently, shrugged and said, "It's not about me, and I'm not a sissy. What's more, I robbed someone else's role."

Ji Yu was choked, and gritted his teeth and said, "You are really a hacker, and it's the same if you change your ID. No wonder Mr. Bai Lian said on Weibo two days ago that he finished recording and was replaced. It turns out that the culprit is you. !"

"It's the main attack."

"Well, then he is not wronged."

……

"Anyway, don't even think about being a danmei. I didn't have the heart to tell you. Jianmenguan saw your ID and rejected you without even opening the script."

"What?" Ji Yu's expression looked like he was going to go berserk again, "Don't stop me, I'm going to beat him up one day!"

"He asked me to apologize to you."

"What's the use of apologizing? You have to be sincere!!! Picking me up is a sincere apology! Otherwise, I'll be, hehehe..." Ji Yu suddenly laughed wretchedly as if he had thought of something.

Ji Lin touched the goosebump on his arm: "Hey, what does it mean?"

"Hmph, Qingtian's novels and games have many fans. As long as you are willing to cooperate, my Hou Qi will be able to cut out a Danmei version with the original sentences of Jianmen Guan Zhenger's Eight Classics."

Hou Qi finally said, "This is immoral."

The siblings looked at him together.

"I didn't say anything, I went to wash the dishes."

Ji Yu is already gearing up.

Ji Lin covered his head: "The one who gets hacked will be me again!"