he can't be this cute

+35-1

Ji Lin never thought that he would be an indulgent person, but after meeting Mo Kai, he realized that he just never met the right person before.

The absolute consistency of love and desire, the complete union of soul and body, no amount of kissing is enough. I just want to be a little more intimate, and words seem powerless and redundant. It is better to express the deepest feelings in my heart in this primitive way.

He was ready to lie down, but he pushed Mokai down anyway.

Emotional gushing, hard to restrain.

After tossing and turning several times, they finally went to clean up and rest. Mo Kai was a little tired and fell asleep not long after lying on the bed, but Ji Lin was very excited and couldn't fall asleep anyway. Finally, he took out his phone and sent a Weibo.

One man guards the gate: Take it apart and eat it!

Although it was only four words, the context of the link seemed too shocking. It was already early in the morning, but there were still a bunch of comments forwarded. I don’t know if anyone was woken up to watch gossip in the middle of sleep. Anyway, it was quite lively.

Weibo comment A: What the hell did I see?

Comment B: What's going on? It's kind of confusing and I don't understand it at all...

Comment C: Didn’t the little crucian carp go to the hall of Jianmenguan? ? ? ? ?Did he actually enter the room of a single man? ? ? ? ?

Comment D: Crazy crucian carp love ing, sword hero love ing.Crazy crucian carp enters the house, and a man acts as a gatekeeper to eat it.So who ends up with whom? ? ? ? ? ?

Comment E: Your circle is really messy Manual goodbye

Comment F: What kind of development is this...

Comment G: So this is eating for more than ten hours in a row? [thumbs up]

Forum topic: One sword and one fish level the world, and all the swordfish belong to him.

House Y: ...This development is a bit unprepared.

Floor Y+1: I thought it was one attack and two receiving, but it turned out to be two attacking and fish receiving?

Y+2 floor: After all, the sword hero is so aggressive.

Y+3 floor: Crazy crucian carp fell in love with Jianmenguan, but climbed into the bed of a husband. [manual goodbye]

Floor Y+4: So it's really Guan Yu, Guan Yu...

Y+5 floor: I still have a dream in my heart. It must be that the little crucian carp entered the room of Jianmen Pass, and the people of Daguan ate the people of Jianmen Pass.Raise high the swordfish banner!

Floor Y+6: Yes, 2333 Maybe they pinched back and forth and ate the sword hero!

Y+7th floor: Ma Dan hahahaha is sad and got dirty again!

Forum topic: About, Guan Yu.

Floor 666: Damn...

Floor 667: Sorry.

Floor 668: Don't talk, let's dive...

Small group in the same city.

Mr. Merry: I should have gone to bed earlier, why should I stay up late.

Xiao: Did the people from Ozeki successfully join our receiving organization?

The stone is not a pomegranate: he ate Jianmenguan, right? ! ! !Isn't that still an attack?

Owl: Are you kidding me?It’s called eating when you swallow it with your mouth, understand?

Camilla: The Black Stain Master is here!Everyone run!

Mr. Merry: ... Xiao Shou, you really deserve to be the BOSS level demon king of this group.

Stones are not pomegranates: ……………………… Why on earth do you treat a pure straight man like this.

Xiao Xiao: Why didn't the people from Daguan show up?

Camilla: Hahahahaha forum thought he ate crazy crucian carp.

Mr. Merry: Yeah?I also think... what's going on?Didn't Daguan mean that crucian carp came into the house to cook for Jianmenguan?Crucian carp also posted on Weibo, so he is in Jianmenguan?Then Daguan closed Jianmen again?So Daguan is also at Jianmenguan?

Stones not pomegranates: I'm feeling confused. @一夫前关@一夫前关@一夫前关, Come out and explain!

Camilla: ...they shouldn't really...

Xiao Xiao: ...a swordfish...

The stone is not a pomegranate: ... 3P, right? ...

Mr. Merry: No, Ozeki said that crucian carp is attacking, and then he has to lie flat, so...

Xiao Xiao: Fish Sword One? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?This CP is so bad... the voice of the little crucian carp is so cute, why can't he think about it and want to be an attack!

A stone is not a pomegranate: Why can't it be used as an attack because of its cute voice!

Camilla: Straight guys shut up!

The stone is not a pomegranate: I checked the records again and sorted it out, so Daguan likes Jianmenguan but Jianmenguan doesn’t like him but likes the little crucian carp, and then he sneaked into Jianmenguan’s house through the little crucian carp, washed it clean and lay flat Little crucian carp closes the sword gate hehehehe when he is delirious let the swordmen close hehehe he?

Camilla: ...

Xiao: Shitou, you are too talented to be a CV, you should become a writer, the kind that X will become popular immediately.

Mr. Merry: Shit, classmate Shi Liuming, are you really a straight man?I'm so worried about my sister! @一夫今关@一夫今关@一夫找关 Come out soon!I too will be killed by curiosity.

After posting Weibo, Ji Lin, who was satisfied and suddenly sleepy, had no idea what a huge misunderstanding he had caused by changing his account to post on Weibo. What he was thinking at the time was just saying that he was open and no need to use a trumpet to cover up That's all.

But by the next day, this matter had already caused a lot of trouble in the city, and it was too late to amend it.

+35-2

Mo Kai, who never skipped class, finally skipped class all morning. The extremely regular biological clock and the alarm clock for forecasting the weather failed to make him get up on time. He slept until noon, only to be awakened by the smell of porridge.

He opened his eyes and found that Ji Lin had gotten up, the folding chair had been moved to the bed, and a bowl of porridge was placed to cool it down with a small fan.

Although the wind couldn't blow to Mo Kai, the fragrance wafted towards him. This was probably the gentlest and funniest way of waking him up that he had ever encountered in his childhood. He thought there would be a good morning kiss or something.

When he sat up, he didn't seem to have much discomfort, at least he didn't have the body ache mentioned in the book, but his waist and the indescribable rear were a little uncomfortable, but they were all within the tolerable range.

"Ah! Senior, you're awake." Ji Lin brought out another bowl of porridge from the kitchen, and put them on a chair to let the air blow.

Mo Kai asked suspiciously, "Why do you want to eat porridge?"

Ji Lin froze for a moment, then laughed wildly after thinking about it: "I ate all the leftover cake from yesterday, and I'm still very hungry, so I'll eat some more."

Mo Kai slandered, foodie!How can you be so thin!

The two sat side by side at the desk and finished eating the porridge. After a while, Mo Kai packed his schoolbag and went to the afternoon class.

Ji Lin also went out, saying that he was going to buy vegetables and prepare dinner for Mo Kai.

"By the way, senior, I'm going to the store tonight, and I'll leave the food on the small table later, you can eat it when you come back, no more instant noodles."

"Understood." Really like a virtuous little daughter-in-law, Mo Kai was satisfied.

However, after returning from class, Mo Kai touched the computer, only to realize that this little daughter-in-law is too dark-hearted!

His computer was still on, in his hidden natal folder.

Ji Lin knew about it, but didn't say anything.

The heart that had been bubbling all afternoon suddenly sank, feeling very uncomfortable.

Now that you know it all, why don't you say it?Are you secretly enjoying watching his jokes, or are you planning to continue using this fabricated identity to play without any scruples until you break up?

He must be very proud, right?That's why I was so happy and strong last night.

Mo Kai turned off the computer and picked out a calm book to read.

At first, he greedily hoped that Ji Lin and the crazy crucian carp were the same person, but when all this miraculously became real, he hoped that Ji Lin was just the crazy crucian carp, the one he met first, and his own.

But if Ji Lin didn't like him, why did he do it so realistically? Even he himself couldn't believe it was just a game.

Since Ji Lin didn't say anything, he just pretended not to know, it's just a day to delay.

In the next few days, Ji Lin basically took root in Mo Kai's house. As soon as he came back, he could smell the aroma of food, and when he opened the door, he saw Ji Lin was busy, and he felt very warm and at home.Occasionally, when Ji Lin has work, he will prepare the dishes first, wrap them in plastic wrap and put them in the refrigerator. When Mo Kai comes back, he can heat them up in the microwave and eat them.

A lot of things were added to the never-used kitchen, and it was arranged so well that Mo Kai couldn't believe that this would be a single man, so careful and virtuous, it was so far from what he had imagined in the past.

Mo Kai remembered vaguely hearing Ji Lin say that he was just like him. Thinking about it, it was true. People's character and habits can only be seen in life. Impose various filters.

It's like he was inexplicably cannon fodder.

Those people all swear that Yifudangguan was with the crazy crucian carp, and Jianmenguan was cannon fodder.

Mo Kai read the gossip with relish, and laughed uncontrollably, which lifted his depressed mood a bit.

I don't know if Ji Lin saw it, but he never saw clarification.When the two are together, they always look for opportunities to get bored. When he was in class, Ji Lin either had a job or was a snail girl, or he didn't bother to clarify when he saw it. After all, it was always like this.

Letting go of his worries and eating the nutritious meals made by Ji Lin every day, Mo Kai felt that he had gained a lot of weight, and he was very envious of Ji Lin who didn't gain weight no matter how much he ate.

Mo Kai posted a Weibo: The stomach is getting bigger.

He rarely posts this kind of meaningless Weibo, and there will be many comments when he posts it.

But the comments are mostly those, good luck, exercise, is the food good recently, no one dares to tease Jianmenguan.Mo Kai found it boring. If it was posted by a single husband, many people would ask him who the child is.

Others didn't dare, but dared to hear that the wind is rain, and sent a message saying: Sword hero!Even if you are pregnant, please listen to the DEMO of Qingtian Phase [-] first!No comments, I'll post it!There are still five EDs!How about filling in the lyrics? !

Jianmenguan: pregnant, do not fill.

Listening to the wind is the rain: I didn't expect you to be such a Jianmenguan!Did you get spoiled by my brother? !

Jianmenguan: Your brother?One man in charge?What does it have to do with him?

Listening to the wind is rain: ah?No, I fuck my brother!Crazy crucian carp!

Mo Kai rolled his eyes, the crime of covering up was confirmed.

Jianmenguan: I have been filling in the words. I will think about it and refine it. I will give it to you next month. Is there time?

Listening to the wind is the rain: there is still time!

Jianmenguan: OK.

Listen to the wind is the rain: don't forget to listen to the DEMO!And don't forget to write a testimonial!

Jianmenguan: Yes.I'll come back tonight and get back to you later.

Listening to the wind is the rain: good good good!

Weibo reminded again, Yifu Dangguan retweeted his Weibo and said: Hehe, mine.