he can't be this cute

02

A newcomer came to the club to be assessed, and the president Qing Ge asked Mo Kai to be the examiner.

Qingqian Yinshe is not a big club, and the newcomers who come in are usually either real newcomers or fans of Jianmenguan.Mo Kai is indifferent and reticent. He has no level of communication skills and no interest in interpersonal communication. He doesn't know how to lead newcomers, but he is considered the veteran of this club and is the face of the whole club. He still can't meet such a simple request. refused.

The main reason is that Qing Ge likes to put on a show when newcomers first arrive. There are only a few people in the club, and they usually don't know where they are scattered, so they have to come out to support the scene at critical moments.

In the words of Qing Ge: Have you ever seen a company interview with only one interviewer!

Young Master Qian replied with a nose-picking expression: Da Ge, I haven't graduated yet, I haven't seen the world, no, interview.

On weekends, Mo Kai hangs up the club YY, and the newcomers arrive on time and greet them with a timid voice.

"Hi everyone, I'm Crazy Crucian Carp."

Qing Ge gave him a line, he watched it quietly for a while, and then began to devote himself to the interpretation.

"Rogue bandits, rebels, what's the difference? They're just a group of bandits, fighting for power and positions under the banner of serving the common people and the people. You are familiar with history books, and you should know that every dynasty and every generation are nothing more than this. Same."

The voice is bright, clean, full of vigor and slightly magnetic, and every sentence is resounding, but there is a hint of self-mockery at the end of the sentence, which fits the character's emotions very well, and is serious and devoted.Then in the next line, he lowered his voice, as if whispering in a whisper, and asked with a slight sense of danger and oppression: "What did Song Qing gain from being here?"

Mo Kai was stunned for a moment and frowned.

The sound of the crazy crucian carp pressing his throat reminded him of another person.

"Forget it, I don't want to know. Song Qing doesn't need to say much, I won't go. Because I have nowhere to go." The crazy crucian carp paused for a moment, as if tapping the table with his fingers, as if the character was slowly retreating. The sound of footsteps, "Even if I die, I will be buried in... the mountains and rivers laid down by my ancestors!"

Mo Kai was shocked.

The voice of this sentence is different, but the momentum and the way of punctuation are inexplicably familiar.

"Well, I'm done with the dubbing. Why don't you guys talk, are you overwhelmed by my superb sense of drama?"

Breaking away from the lines, the crazy crucian carp resumed that timid and shy tone, but what he said was brazen.

"Hahaha, you are really stinky, but I like it!" Qing Ge concluded, "What do you guys think? Anyway, I definitely want to let him pass."

"Very good!" "Little brother, your voice is so nice~" "Wow, our club found a treasure!"

The green light flashed on the channel, and there was a lot of chatter.

Mo Kai also came back to his senses, and said, "Well, very good."

"Oh, welcome to the little crucian carp to join the club. As the vice president and acting director of the club, I must tell you that the most important thing for a newcomer is to be diligent. I will entrust you with a very, very important task now," said the young master. He said in a serious tone, "Come and play with me!"

Mo Kai mourned for the newcomer for a second, and asked, "Qing Ge, do you want him to play this role?"

"Huh? That's right!" Qian Shao was suddenly enlightened, "It's great, the little crucian carp is very suitable for this role!"

Qing Ge turned pale with shock, and shouted: "What are you talking about! Mr. Bai Lian has already handed over the pronunciation! I just took out a passage for him to try!"

Mr. Bai Lian?

It seems to be a well-known CV.

Mo Kai quickly said: "Sorry, I didn't figure it out."

Young Master Gan said, "Change it, change it! How is that sissy so young? It's fine if you couldn't find a suitable person before, but now there are little crucian carp, what do we need him for?"

"What are you talking about? There is no such thing as a change. Isn't CV recording hard? Do you think you can just ignore other people's labor so casually?"

"I said before that it's not suitable, you insisted on it, and now I'll tell you the last time, he can't do it! What we want is a young emperor, not a sissy gay! Boy, do you understand?!"

So the president and vice president of Qingqian Yinshe began biubiubiu firing machine guns at each other. From the role arguing to the opinions of the entire online distribution circle, the loudspeakers vibrated, and other people in the channel no longer dared to speak.

Mo Kai didn't expect that his words would cause Qing Ge and Qian Shao to quarrel. They used to quarrel often, so it's not worth worrying about. However, it seems that they are a little sorry for the newcomers who were innocently involved.

The newcomer was also silent, quietly listening to the vulgar and fierce scolding between the two managers.

In the end, it was discovered that an outsider had entered the channel, and the quarrel finally stopped. In order to let Qian Shao be a good director and obediently give PIA voices, and the possibly crazy crucian carp is indeed more suitable, Qingge finally compromised and agreed to change people. , and become a villain himself to apologize to Bai Lianjun.

However, Mo Kai felt that the newcomer might have been scared away.

He took the initiative to send a private chat to the crazy crucian carp.

Jianmenguan: Sorry, I seem to have caused you trouble.

Crazy crucian carp: It's okay!I am so happy!We must live up to the high expectations of our predecessors! o(*////▽////*)o Senior actually took the initiative to talk to me, so excited!I have loved you for a long time!Can I add a friend!

Mo Kai stared at the blushing expression that could cause glaucoma for a long time, wondering whether the crazy crucian carp could be the legendary male voice.This expression, this tone, is too pink and too girly!

Jianmenguan: Well, I am modifying the friend settings.

Crazy crucian carp quickly added him as a friend, and then asked: Senior, can I add you?I usually don't go to YY that often.

Mo Kai replied to him with his own number.

Crazy crucian carp: Thank you, senior!I will definitely work hard!

Jianmenguan: Don't call me senior.

Crazy crucian carp: What is that called a horse?Master, master, sword, door, door, close?There are too many people called Sword Daxia!I don't want to be like them! o(>﹏<)o How about I call you a male god?

Mo Kai suddenly felt that his speculation just now was very boring.

After all, that person can't be so cute.

Jianmenguan: Forget it, it’s up to you.

Crazy crucian carp: o(*////▽////*)o Senior, this should be regarded as hugging my thigh, right?

Jianmenguan: No.

Crazy crucian carp: yes. ╰_╯The one who hugs her thighs is the most beautiful!I want to be the most powerful rookie of the year!

+02-2

Listening to the wind is when the rain pokes over, the most powerful newcomer of the year is entangled in a script of sibling love, was taken aback by his own sister, and replied: What do you want to do!I am pure!

Listening to the wind is rain: Is it pure for you to catch the first scumbag?

One man guards the gate: What's the matter...you tell me...

Listening to the wind is the rain: I said that one man should be the master, have you forgotten to be a guest for my FT?

One man guards the gate: Isn't it too early?

Listening to the wind is rain: Taiben!dress rehearsal!

One man guarding the gate: ...This also needs to have a script?Have a dress rehearsal?Do you think we are stars on the promotional show?Isn't this improvisation?Not FreeTalk?

Listening to the wind is the rain: Forget it, I don’t care how old you are, just don’t forget it.

One man guarding the gate: Oh, by the way, let me ask, did you find someone for that character of yours who was looking for Jianmenguan?

Listening to the wind is the rain: Damn you dare to mention it? !If he doesn't pick me up, I won't do it!

One man guards the gate: why?I studied him for three days, and the BG drama almost made me sick. I didn't think he was irreplaceable.With his voice, half a book, untitled, burning the city, isn't it all right?

Listening to the wind is rain: you know a P!He is irreplaceable!This time, this drama has to be aimed at the majority of game players. He is assigned this role in the game. In this drama, he is the protagonist. If the protagonist does not promise me, I will still do dramas!If you find someone casually, you will definitely be torn apart by the players.

One man alone: ​​a game?

Listening to the wind is the rain: Well, it is the Qingtian that announced the shutdown. According to the world view of the game, the copywriting team extracted one of the main lines and wrote a derivative story. It is very likely that it will be the Qingtian II that will be closed and tested next. later mainline.

One man guards the gate: When did you play the game?

Listening to the wind is the rain: I didn't play it, it was recommended by Merry Jun and Xiao Shitou, I just read the novel, it was really good, so I went to the development team to ask for authorization.They said that if the radio drama received a good response, the company would pay for the advertisement and invite participating CVs to dub Qingtian II.

One man guards the gate: Are you guilty of using the resources of the Internet distribution network to make commercial dramas?

Listening to the wind is rain: what a shame!I went to the original music team to do the BGM, and the sound effects were from the material library bought by the company, which definitely didn’t take advantage of the free resources.Besides, I don't sell discs, and I don't know if I can get the salary. We have worked so hard to make a drama, so we are not allowed to use our popularity to advertise? !

One man guards the gate: You have spent your capital, so if you get paid, how will you divide it?

Listening to the wind is the rain: You manage quite a lot!Why ask this!

One man guards the gate: Hey, I won't tell you.

Listen to the wind is the rain: /anger

One man guards the gate: Anyway, I have a plan, you send me the script.

Listening to the wind is the rain: /Shock, you plan to help me match it yourself?I thank you, but I have already set a role for you, it is a new character that has never appeared in Lao Qingtian, the big villain boss.So the plan doesn't work!Mad at me, mad at me, mad at me!

One man in charge: ? ? ? ? ?When did I say that I have to match all ages?I don't do it! ! ! !This is not my plan!

Listening to the wind is rain: Huh?You say it again.

Dude: ...my heart is blocked, I just want to radiate hormones to tease and tease my little subject, I have no interest in all ages!

Listening to the wind is the rain: can you pursue a little bit!

One man in charge: what else can a slave who has been oppressed to pursue... well, you send me the script.If I successfully invite to Jianmen Pass, is there any reward?

Listening to the wind is the rain: Are you going to invite Jianmen Pass?Just by you?

One man guards the gate: what's wrong with me? ! ! !I have both strength and charm, why can't I succeed? !

Listening to the wind is rain: He hates danmei, and he hates you.

One man guards the gate: What?why does he hate medoes he know me

Listening to the wind is the rain: I don’t know the specifics. Anyway, it seems that someone has criticized you with you, and you have been linked to by your fans. When I sent him an email, I didn’t dare to write your name in the already-determined CV.So, what an opportunity that couldn't be turned down!ah!I'm going to be angry again!

One man guards the gate: I seem to be dead, don't save me.

Listening to the wind is the rain: But if you can really invite... I will let you come to my recording studio to record songs!

One man guarding the gate: I was instantly resurrected with full blood on the spot!Sister!I will work hard!

Listening to the wind is rain: then please!Brother!

One man guards the gate: Mom, can you not call me big brother?I am six years younger than you.

Listening to the wind is the rain: Call my mother again and I will kill you!

One husband guards the gate: Aren't you my real mother?The fans say so.

Listen to the wind is rain: enough!