Relying on salted fish, I conquered the violent demon king

25.

the first?

What to take first.

Is it because the other finalists can't hold a knife, or these two idiots are too floating.

Just like Yu Shengsheng, who can't resist the shoulders and can't lift the hands, others picked up the knife and asked him to run 40 meters first... He also deserves to return to the underworld in a second, okay?

Moreover.

Yu Sheng: "Have you forgotten what the purpose of this blind date banquet is?"

The little black snake tentatively asked, "Hiss for a day trip to the Palace of the Sea of ​​Fog?"

Yu Sheng: "It's for a shield! Wake up, don't put the cart before the horse!"

Why did he resolutely [? 】Participated in this blind date banquet?Isn't it to compose a touching sadomasochistic relationship with the tyrant【...】!Looking at the emperor with the white moonlight in his heart, unable to get over the old wounds for a long time, the one who is obsessed with love, how sad and anxious his heart is...

Little Black Snake: "... Hiss."

——He remembers that the host didn't have the attribute of dramatist before? !

Yu Sheng: "I'm sorry, I'm nervous and under a lot of pressure."

After tidying up everything, Yu Sheng suddenly felt a little regretful looking at the brand-new body in front of him.

He might as well wear the ragged clothes just now, smear a little more mud, and hide in the swamp.Nature is the best camouflage, so maybe we can survive.

The little black snake said faintly: "My dear, be careful of the poisonous circle!"

Yu Sheng: "Oh, yes... I almost forgot."

——But it seems that I have never heard of such a thing in the rules?

The little black snake said: "But no matter what, it's not suitable to stay here anymore."

The place where he is now is a vast wetland, perhaps a swamp is more appropriate.Looking around, there are large tracts of reeds growing, with no end in sight.These reeds are about the height of a person. If you find a place where the reeds grow more vigorously and stand in the middle, from the outside to the inside, you can hardly see the figure hidden in the middle.

Yu Sheng: "Can't you hide here?"

The little black snake said: "Kiss, look over there. You can't find it in the horizontal line of sight, but if you find a higher place..."

Yu Sheng looked along where the little black snake was pointing, and found a small hill. It wasn't particularly high, but compared to the water body of the wetland, it was undoubtedly condescending.

He probably understood what the little black snake meant. If he stood on the mountain and looked down, he could indeed find out the person hiding inside if he looked carefully.

"...And some races can fly, dear."

This time the "game" didn't say that people with supernatural powers were restricted and couldn't reveal their prototypes.

Imagine a bird of prey hunting, circling and swooping down, piercing the body of the prey with its sharp claws, and then roaring into the wind.

Yu Sheng: "Oh..."

This is really tears for those who hear it, and sadness for those who see it.

But then again, where could he go?

If he could change back to his original form now, then Yu Sheng must have turned back into a little silver fish, lingering in the swamp.

The little black snake woke him up cruelly: "Kiss, be careful, this kind of water... the little whitebait rose can't survive."

Yu Sheng: "..."

That's fine, so this delicate pot is raw, and he won't carry it!

Two hours later.

Yu Sheng... Yu Sheng still stayed where he was, hanging out in the reeds, playing the whimsy card happily with the little black snake.

I don't know where to run when I run away, and I don't know where to hide when I hide.The ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny. His legs are still old and disabled, and he doesn't want to move.Looking for a new refuge, it is better to live in place and find some happiness.It is impossible not to play cards without playing cards. Only by playing cards can we maintain this state of life.

One for you, one for me, sitting in a row under the Youguang screen.

One for you, one for me, the tyrant is flustered.

You draw cards, I draw cards, and the combination effect explodes in place.

You work hard, I work hard, beat the tyrant so fast.

……

Whimsy Cards can be played in stand-alone mode. There are not only small playgrounds in stand-alone mode, but also many.

Yusheng's Youguang screen is the latest model. Although there is no signal in this ghost place, it has enough energy tubes inside and can last for a long time.

Then the two of them sat down, addicted to playing cards, unable to extricate themselves.

After a while, after a new round started, a brand new scene card was randomly received.Yu Sheng looked at the words on the card, then at his surroundings, and fell silent.

——Why does he feel that the place where he is now is so similar to the place where the scene is stuck?

The reeds, the wetland water, the stacked clouds, and the hills in the distance...

The little black snake said: "Hiss, it looks like the one Krypton gave me before the kiss."

Limited scene card, Dark Swamp series map, full name: [Dark Swamp·Pale Rose].It is said that along the largest river all the way up, at the source, you can see a rose field invisible to the outside world.

Yu Sheng thought about the color of the pale color for a while, but after a long time, he couldn't figure it out.His home is the Rose Duke's Mansion, and the place is called Pale Rose, but since he came to this world, he has never seen even a single rose.

"Hiss, dear, that's not the point!" Little Black Snake pointed to the river card and said, "The point is, there is a very delicious fish in this river."

Yu Sheng: "???"

——Why do you like eating more than me!

The little black snake languished and stopped talking, and had no strength to play cards. After a while, he said weakly: "I ate it a long, long time ago. It's been too long, and I can't even think about it." It smells... I just remember it was a very delicious taste."

Yu Sheng said, "Have you been here before?"

The little black snake's tone was not particularly certain: "...It should be, right? It's been a long, long time, and I almost can't remember."

These two idiots, why do they feel that they have been everywhere and eaten everything, but they don't know where they are, and they can't remember the taste when they ask them.Is it because I have lived for too long that my memory has faded?

The little black snake was wronged immediately: "I'm not a fish!"

Fish have a seven-second memory!

Yu Sheng was speechless for a while: "Then how old are you?"

The little black snake pondered for a long time, and finally said: "Same as you?"

Yu Sheng: "..."

Go away!

The wild whimsy card event finally ended in mutual disgust. Unfortunately, the customs clearance failed and ascended to GG.

In the map [Pale Rose], two people were killed by the wandering boss [Void Elf? ? ? 】Beating into scum, even kneeling for several rounds, and even playing so badly that he couldn't see the name of the wandering boss all afternoon.

The little black snake said: "Hiss, kiss..."

Yu Sheng: "..."

Stop making trouble, I know what you two idiots are trying to say.

Yu Sheng rolled up his sleeves: "Is this fish easy to catch?"

Little Black Snake: "It's very easy to catch. This kind of fish has a low IQ. If you put a bait on the shore, it will obediently take the bait."

"Is it fierce?" Generally, delicious fish are carnivorous.

"It's not fierce, it doesn't move after you catch it, and it looks stupid."

This description sounds so unreliable.

Yu Sheng was a little skeptical. He had never seen what this fish looked like, so he relied on the little black snake's description.

However, no matter how delicious it is, can there be rose anchovy?

An explanation sounded: "Sizzling...Of course it can't be as delicious as Kiss! But this is a different flavor."

OK.

Barely satisfy the wish of the second fool.

Yusheng moved out of the reeds and walked carefully to the river.He took a strong silk thread, tied a small rose silver fish with great heartache, used it as bait, and sank into the river.

Although he does not lack such a small dried fish, he still feels that he is at a disadvantage. The fish caught in a while must be at least ten times larger than the small whitebait, otherwise the little meat is not enough to fit between his teeth.

"Hiss, kiss, it must be enough for us to eat!"

Yu Sheng made a reed hat and wore it as a disguise, and squatted by the river.At the first moment, the tough silk thread on his hand didn't respond.But he is not in a hurry, fishing, the most taboo, is impatient.

The sky was gloomy, and there was no sunlight at all, and even the water in front of him was so dark that it was almost black.After an unknown amount of time, the surface of the water suddenly swayed leisurely, and a series of tiny bubbles floated out.

There is a reaction!

Yu Sheng was shocked, and gently circled around, tentatively pulling the wire.

He didn't use too much strength, but the reaction under his hands was extremely intense, as if something was floating from the bottom of the water.Under the nearly black water surface, a darker shadow suddenly appeared, and the shadow became bigger and bigger——

— Wow! ! !

A black shadow broke out of the water and soared into the sky, with its bloody mouth wide open, it bit down on him with gusts of bloody wind wrapped around it!

Yu Sheng: "???"

God TM is super easy to catch, not fierce and stupid, I really believe in your evil!

This terrifying tooth is definitely the top predator in this water!

The huge opened mouth was full of ferocious giant teeth, and it bit down on him viciously. With such a terrifying size, Yu Sheng had no doubt that his neck would be bitten off directly.

He wanted to escape, but it was just a flash, his legs seemed to be filled with lead, and they were firmly nailed to the ground.

next moment.

The ear-piercing wind screamed, and the rain of blood was overwhelming and pouring down!

Head to tail, without any cover, was completely drenched.

Are you still alive?

The body is completely stiff, and it is difficult to move a little finger.Yu Sheng thought he was dead, but the pain didn't come from his neck.It was as if a thousand catties of weight had been placed on his body, pressing down on him, and he was almost out of breath.

I don't know how long it took, Yusheng took a breath, finally gathered strength, and pushed away the wet and cold weight on his body with great difficulty.

He wiped his face and opened his eyes.

What caught my eye was the hem of a snow-white robe.

It was the boy who left earlier!

Little Snow White's robe was so unique that Yu Sheng recognized it at a glance, and was immediately moved beyond words.

Although I don't know where Little Snow White Prince came out of, but, brother dei, from today onwards, you are my savior!

He struggled to get up, and found that there was an astonishingly large mountain of meat on his left and right sides.The guy who was about to bite off his neck ferociously just now was cut in half from the head, and fell down on the left and right sides.

If this is true, he can really bring Yu Shengsheng to reincarnate on the spot.

He looked at the young man standing not far away, and felt from the bottom of his heart that the paste-brushed little face, the two lips smeared with blood, and the paper-like body... were all so cute.

Yu Sheng wanted to express his gratitude, and he searched his brains to organize the words.

Suddenly, the body froze uncontrollably.

"Brother woc dei, you are amazing, such a cruel guy can die as soon as he says he can die, I really admire you! Seriously, thank you so much, after this guy jumped out of the water just now, I thought I was going to hiccup Shit!"

Yu Sheng: "..."

He just wanted to express his thanks, but the fake Medusa buff and Veritaserum buff came again? !

"Gan!!!"

Although life and death are bearish, if you don't accept it, you will do it.

But he just came back from the death line, and it was the brother in front of him who did it.

Forget it, add buffs if you like, Yu Sheng comforted himself, let's treat it as a little hobby that is different from ordinary people.

Yu Sheng said sincerely, "Is there anything I can do?"

Little Snow White tilted his head, pondered for a while, and flicked the empty packing bag in his hand.

The author has something to say: I am really good at Calvin

It was past four o'clock, my stomach was empty, and I was dizzy all over.

Agreed three more √

Salted fish paralysis

2019.8.18