After sworn worship, gods want to worship heaven and earth

One·Dragon Chair

The father-in-law of Tiangong Neiku has a trouble recently. He found that there is a strange chair in Neikuli for no reason.

Wrap it tightly with rope and black cloth, so that no light can penetrate it.The father-in-law ordered the little eunuchs to cut it open and have a look.

They were startled when they saw this, the golden light under the black cloth almost blinded their eyes!

——This is actually a dragon chair.

The father-in-law in charge turned pale with shock, and reported to Emperor Ye Tian in a hurry.

Ye Wei didn't raise his eyes, and responded lightly: "The dragon chair is placed in the hall, how could it be in the warehouse, maybe you misread it."

"The servant dares to guarantee the head of the item, it is definitely... the dragon chair! Your Majesty, there may be something strange about this matter, please move it away..."

Ye Wei was helpless by what he said, so he had no choice but to follow him to have a look.

However, the manager lifted the black cloth: "Your Majesty, please see—"

Under the black cloth, there was no golden light, and the dragon chair became an ordinary sandalwood chair.

"This... this...!" The manager and a group of eunuchs trembled in fright.Ye Wei waved his hand, left without thinking.

As soon as Ye Wei walked away, the sandalwood chair faded to black and purple, and it was a dragon chair again!

A little eunuch said: "This chair is deliberately playing tricks on us! In front of His Majesty, it will turn into that ghost!"

Another young eunuch said: "I heard that His Majesty has profound magic skills. Could it be that His Majesty has been approving memorials for a long time, and wanted to make fun of us by deliberately turning that chair into..."

The steward stretched out his hands and drew one in each hand, and scolded: "Your Majesty, who are you! How could you do such a boring thing, and carefully pull out your tongues if you talk too much!"

The little eunuchs looked at the golden light in their eyes: "Then, what should I do with this chair?"

"Your Majesty thinks it is a sandalwood chair, so it is a wooden chair. Hurry up and tie the black cloth on it! If anyone dares to tell about this chair, I will make him regret it! Let's go—"

Everyone kept secret about the inexplicable chair.The dragon chair is the seat of kingship, and it has been one since ancient times, supreme.If that chair is really a dragon chair, then...

When His Majesty goes to court every day, what is he sitting on?

……

"Retreat—"

In the resplendent and resplendent hall, all civil and military officials let out a long sigh of relief following the sound, and retreated like a tide.Left Prime Minister Wang Zheng walked halfway, stopped and said:

"Oops, I forgot to mention a little thing, you wait for me for a while, hey, or you can go first, I'll go back and talk about it..."

"Wait!" Yao Bing hurriedly stopped him, "It's okay to talk about small things tomorrow, isn't there an early morning tomorrow?"

The hungry Xing Zhe nodded aside, and the four of them made an appointment to eat hot pot together after they retired from court.

Wang Zheng said: "Hey, how uncomfortable it is to put something on hold. Today's business is over today, and I will come as soon as I go, soon!"

The little flower demon sneaked out from behind Yao Bing, with her flowery sleeves fluttering. She looked at Wang Zhengyuan's back and shook her head with a smile. The golden bell on the left bun on her head jingled:

"He's sure to regret it."

Yao Bing smiled without saying a word, took Xingzhe and took a step ahead.

The emperor's throne in the heavens is a election system, and the monarch and his ministers are relatively free, not as strict as the human world.Usually, there are many monks in the fairy world who have been courtiers in the past 100 years, and will choose the throne of God in the next 100 years.Wang Zheng felt that the relationship between him and Ye Wei was the same as when he was cultivating humanity. He didn't need to communicate if there was something to do, he just walked in and called out, and he could even call Ye Wei directly.

"leaf--"

Wang Zheng turned around the last pillar and was about to enter the hall, his lips parted, and just about to speak, his voice suddenly became hoarse, as if someone had cut off his vocal cords, and he stood still behind the pillar.

——He heard voices in the hall.One of them was Ye Wei's voice, and the other was a little hard to hear,

Could it be possible that there are ministers as conscientious as him who come back to discuss matters with Ye Wei?

Wang Zheng thought, that's not right, when he left, all civil and military officials were gone, and when he came back, he was alone, so who is in the palace now?

Soon, Wang Zheng heard a sweet voice:

"elder brother--"

Wang Zheng poked out half of his head from behind the pillar, and saw that in the main hall, the dragon chair Ye Wei was sitting on had dissipated a golden light, and Yan Lin was half suspended in the air, like a boneless puppy, drooping his head, As soon as he lowered his head, the tip of his chin rested on Ye Wei's shoulder.Ye Wei, on the other hand, was sitting on Yan Lin's lap, reading the memorial with great interest.

"Brother, stop watching, go back to the palace and accompany me!"

Ye Wei flipped through the memorial with one hand, freed the other, and touched Yan Lin: "They've been hugged together all day long, even twin babies aren't hugged so tightly, isn't that enough?"

"Not enough. Brother ignores me at night."

Ye Wei closed the memorial, and sighed: "You want it every day and every night, how can I go to court early?"

Yan Lin seemed to be dissatisfied, but in fact he hugged Ye Wei from behind with a contented face. His brother was too busy to ask for it every night, but he could make a chair every day. As long as he was tired of being with his brother all the time, he would be satisfied.

He was satisfied, but Ye Wei was very subtle.He knew that Yan Lin's mind was not sound, and he relied too much on him emotionally. If he was too busy to take care of Yan Lin and left Yan Lin alone in the palace, this guy would not be able to bear it. After thinking about it, he agreed with his younger brother. Become a dragon chair, sit and hug every day.

On the first day, Ye Wei sat on this human chair in front of civil and military officials, and it was like sitting on pins and needles. The dragon chair, which looks good, got hotter the more he sat on it, and what was even more frightening was that it would suddenly bulge when he sat on it!

At that time, Ye Wei stood up from the dragon chair, all the officials were startled, and looked up at him. At that time, they were discussing the big issue of tax reform, each family had its own interests, and there was a fierce dispute in the court. , everyone was silent, carefully looking at His Majesty.Ye Wei thought about it for a second, got angry, walked down the stage, and reprimanded all the officials severely, and finally stood among the shivering dog officials, waved his sleeves sullenly, and made people announce:

"Retreat—"

Baiguan was scolded severely, and retreated without a trace. At this time, Ye Wei slowly walked back to the dragon chair, and slapped the back of the chair severely.Yan Lin aggrievedly changed his original form:

"Brother, you sit on me, I can't help it. You can't use it at night, and you can't protrude during the day. If this continues, my brother will be destroyed!"

Ye Wei rolled his eyes and knocked him on the head. After returning to the palace, he couldn't bear Yan Lin's obsession, so he pressed him on the chair for a while.

At this moment, Wang Zheng was hiding behind the pillar, seeing His Majesty sitting on the "Dragon Chair", his heart was racing like a thousand horses, and he had nowhere to rest his eyes. When he wanted to say something, he immediately forgot everything, turned his head, and took a step forward. Backed away in two steps and three steps, and Fei also fled.

Later, when Ye Wei went to court, he found that the Prime Minister Zuo Wangzheng, who used to be eloquent and pointed out the country, for some reason, kept pointing and pointing, but always lowered his head, as if he couldn't bear to look at him directly.

[-]. Daughter-in-law

Heck, heck, heck, the pu-leaf broom swept across the yard covered with maple leaves, and the sweepers of the Ye family gathered together to discuss:

"Have you heard? Emperor Ye Tian canonized the posthumous position! It really is that younger brother..."

"It's not just the latter! I heard that His Majesty is still married to him as a Taoist partner. When he leaves the throne in the future, the two of them will still be together."

"They were clearly sworn brothers before! But they ignored the etiquette..." The boy suddenly realized that he was speaking ill of his majesty, and he was a little gaffe, so he immediately changed his words, "Your majesty is wise and mighty, it must be that stinky brother who deliberately seduced you! "

"Shh-"

The stinky younger brother Yan Lin stepped into Ye Mansion, he was not angry at all when he heard this kind of words, he likes people to say that he can't understand with his brother the most.

Ye Wei followed Yan Lin into the Ye Mansion, and he didn't go home for some time, but this time he came back, he was still a little apprehensive.He is the emperor of heaven, and he doesn't need anyone to agree with whom he wants to join, but now that he has formally worshiped heaven and earth, he should go home and say something.

At the joint registration ceremony, Sect Master Ye didn't say a word, and... didn't know what his father was thinking.

Ye Wei was a little flustered in his heart, the matter between him and Yan Lin was purely a prelude, he cooked the uncooked rice first, and then came back in a hurry.

"You still know how to come back."

Sect Master Ye held the blue and white porcelain tea bowl, took a sip, sat at the top, and said neither salty nor bland.

Ye Wei hissed in his heart, thinking that this is a bit difficult, before he could think of what to say, Yan Lin beside him called out sweetly:

"father--"

Ye Zong almost choked on a sip of tea, and looked up at Yan Lin. This daughter-in-law is a bit too tall, but she looks very pretty. I heard that she has an extremely docile temperament, gentle and considerate, and she has been taking care of her son for so many years. Daily life is unavoidably tempting, and after years of wind and rain, this relationship is also very solid.Apart from being a male doll, there is really nothing wrong with it.In the past few decades, the Heavenly Realm has been open to the public, and same-sex Taoist couples are not uncommon, but this is the first case in the Heavenly Realm who dared to make an openly male queen.

However, this just shows that the son has a lot of skills and the kingship is in his hands. He can confer whoever he wants, and he can confer a male queen. All officials and clans dare not fart, and they have to come out to congratulate him.Ye Zong couldn't help thinking that when he got married, in order to marry a woman who was not so well-matched, he seized the throne and divorced, and his power was so great that he forced all the elders to lick their faces and congratulate him.Compared with him, Ye Wei can be said to be better than blue, thinking of this, Ye Zong couldn't help feeling very relieved.

"That's all. You're so old, you just know what to do. I don't bother to care about you. The wedding gift is here, take it yourself."

When there were servants of the Ye family wearing auspicious clothes, holding red gift boxes one after another, and reading the gift list while opening the boxes, there were many pillows, back pillows, waist pillows, and various soft pillows, Ye Weiqi said:

"Father, why did you send so many pillows? I only use one pillow when I sleep."

Ye Zong rolled his eyes at his son: "This soft pillow is not for you. You are also a married person. You must learn to love your wife. When your back hurts, you should quickly put it on it. Don't let him sit on those pillows in a daze. On the stone and wooden chair, I was in a panic."

Ye Wei: "..."

Yan Linxi smiled and said, "Father said so!"

Ye Zong looked at Yan Lin lovingly, then at Ye Wei reproachfully, and said, "Did you hear that?"

Ye Wei had no choice but to bite the bullet and hum.

After the soft pillow, there were boxes of balsamic ointment again, this time Ye Zong didn't need to remind him, Ye Wei knew what he was giving away, his old face couldn't bear it anymore, and the roots of his ears gradually turned red.Ye Zong saw it strangely, and taught:

"You see that Yan Lin is not ashamed, standing here is generous and decent, you are a big man, why are you coddling?"

Ye Wei: "..."

He is really suffering.

After finally finishing the presents, Ye Wei smeared the soles of his feet with oil and hurried to slip away. Yan Lin excitedly hugged the presents in his arms, his little face was flushed with excitement, wishing to use all the presents on his brother right away.

Ye Wei had already turned around and left, Yan Lin turned around on purpose, and thanked Sect Master Ye again crisply:

"Thank you dad—!"

There was something wrong with this daddy's sweet voice, Ye Zong fell silent for a moment.

He silently watched the back of his son going away, and suddenly seemed to understand something, and suddenly, the whole person was subtle.

Three Winter Solstice

The white snow is set against the red wall, and the pieces fall into Qiongfang.

Inside the palace, there is a golden beast stove.Ye Wei hugged Mrs. Tang, lying on the dragon couch to rest, he had a dream.

In the dream, he and Yan Lin were two small animals, he was a ferocious leopard, and Yan Lin was a pitiful little rabbit with white ears hanging down, hopping around.

As soon as Ye Wei slapped out his palm, he immediately caught Yan Xiaotu. Yan Tutu was trembling, and his voice was milky and weak:

"Good brother, please don't eat me..."

Ye Xiaobao let go of his paws, and looked at the Little Yan Rabbit in front of him, which was not as big as a leopard's paw, so cute.Ye Weibao was not willing to eat, so he raised Yan Xiaotu secretly.

This rabbit is very obedient and obedient. Even Ye Jibao with a sweet voice can't stand it. The little white fluffy rabbit moves its ears, leans cautiously next to his paw, and timidly hands over a carrot. :

"Brother, I'll give you something to eat."

This carrot is big and thick, Ye Wei looked up, he is a carnivorous leopard, he has no interest in this kind of vegetation, he stretched out his paw and pushed it aside: "You can keep it for yourself, leopards are not vegetarian."

"Carrots are delicious." Yan Xiaotu handed over the carrots resolutely, dejectedly, a little sad, and whimpered: "Brother, lick it, it's sweet."

Ye Wei is a ferocious leopard, he doesn't believe a little rabbit's nonsense, he lay down, put his head on his paws, and closed his eyes.Seeing him ignoring him, Yan Tutu shook his short tail a few times, and picked up the big carrot:

"My brother won't eat it, so I'll eat it."

The little rabbit opened its three-petal mouth, clicked, bit the big carrot lightly, licked it, and ate the whole carrot one bite at a time.Ye Xiaobao took a look, he really didn't know how such a small rabbit could eat so much, he kindly grabbed Yan Xiaotu and persuaded:

"Don't overeat."

Yan Tutu opened his red eyes with watery eyes, stared at him blankly, and said with a smile: "No, brother, I'm not full yet."

"You can eat so well, you will become a fat rabbit in the future, you can't even run, if you don't have me, you will be eaten by other leopards."

"I won't get fat." Yan Tutu leaned against Ye Wei and hugged his paw, "I will grow into a big rabbit monster, a huge monster, so I can hug my brother!"

Ye Xiaobao sneered in his heart, thinking he was talking nonsense.Day after day passed, and the little white rabbit Yan Lin really didn't grow up at all, she was a fluffy little ball, she didn't fear him when she saw him, and jumped right under his fluffy paws, and jumped into his body, a little white Rubbing against his speckled fur, Ye Wei's heart almost melted.

In his dream, he was happily raising Brother Rabbit. Halfway through raising him, suddenly, he felt a heavy weight on his body, and his dream was broken, Ye Wei opened his eyes:

The tall and tall Yan Lin pressed down on him like a tiger or a leopard, ready to show off his wolf ambitions, and called him sweetly with honey on his lips:

"Brother, I'm so excited."

Ye Wei, whose sweet dream was interrupted, patted him on the head angrily: "Be patient!"

Yan Lin didn't speak, but pursed his lips, a little aggrieved and unwilling, but he still wanted to hold his brother tightly and dawdle.Ye Wei lost his temper after being tortured, thinking of the childish and petite Yan Lin in his dream, he couldn't help sighing:

"Why do you grow so big if you don't pay attention?"

"Well, brother, it's grown up again now."

Ye Wei: "..."

The little Yanlin was wearing a white jacket and rabbit ears, bouncing around in his heart, unable to get away.So now Ye Wei looked at the stunning Yan Lin, and he couldn't do anything.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, he can turn around, bury his face in the soft pillow, feel Yan Lin holding him tightly behind him, and tell him one after another:

[Brother, I've grown up]

The next day, the exhausted Ye Wei slept until the sun was high, the chief eunuch came in respectfully and said:

"Your Majesty, today is the Longevity Festival. The palace is full of lanterns and festoons, and all the civil and military officials and families are waiting for the banquet. Look, you are..."

"No." Ye Wei turned over, waved his hands and said, "There are so many people, I get annoyed when I see them. They gave gifts, and I rewarded meals, just go through the rules once, let them go back to their homes after eating .”

On the annual birthday, Ye Wei didn't bother to flirt with officials big and small.A few years ago, when his new emperor took office, he unified the three ways of human beings, ghosts and immortals. People were not in harmony, and he was busy with everything, so he had to work diligently.In the past few years, the laws have been fulfilled, personnel affairs have gradually improved, Wang Zheng, Yao Bingxingzhe and others have also grown rapidly in political affairs. He let go of many things, and the subordinates perform their duties. I'm free.

But Yan Lin started to get busy.

In the past few years, the climate in the heavens has changed, and the species of vegetation and animals have dropped sharply. Yan Lin is busy creating some new species to adapt to survival.Ye Wei lay on the dragon bed for a while, seeing that Yan Lin hadn't come back yet, he went to the fairy snow mountain to look for his younger brother once he turned his supernatural powers.

The fairy mountain was immersed in a sheet of white snow. Ye Wei walked along the snow slope toward the lakeside. As he walked, he saw two psychic little snow rabbits jumping and jumping, with their long ears shrugging. One of them saw Ye Wei stopped excitedly and poked the other one with his ear:

"Look, look at that man!"

"What happened to that person?"

"That person is the wife of the God of Lords!"

Ye Wei: "..."

He turned around and grabbed the snow rabbit by the ear: "Little bunny, what are you talking about?"

Little Snow Rabbit wriggled its fluffy white fur, and said confidently: "I'm not wrong! Could it be that you are still your husband?"

Ye Wei asked, "If so, so what?"

Little Snow Rabbit looked Ye Wei up and down, tasted it carefully, immediately shook her head like a rattle, and said repeatedly: "Impossible! Impossible! You are so short!"

Ye Wei: "..."

He has been taller than his peers since he was a child, and this is the first time in his life that he was called short. He was shot in the heart with an arrow, and as soon as he let go of his hand, the little snow rabbit jumped away, jumped a few steps, and came back to rush. He made faces.

The Xianshan Snow Rabbit has never seen anyone before, so I don't know how tall a normal person is considered tall, but occasionally sees the God of Myriad Lords walking with this person, hugging him, this person is obviously shorter than half!

Ye Wei looked at those naughty little snow rabbits, and smiled helplessly, he still couldn't bear to get angry with the two little animals.Walking up the snow slope, beside the Tianhu Lake, Yan Lin squatted by the lake, clasped his hands together, and the Dharma light was spinning, and he did not know what new things he was making. His white robe melted into the white snow. Looking from a distance, he looked like a small Only snow dumplings.

Ye Wei stopped moving forward, and stopped to admire Xiaotuanzi's younger brother who was near, far, and far away. After watching for a while, Yan Lin noticed him, and moved quickly:

"Why didn't you tell me when my brother came? It's so cold and you wear so little..."

"It's okay, your brother cultivated the fire spirit root in his previous life. Let's see what you are doing?"

Yan Lin took out a glass cup from his bosom, which contained a puddle of pink, faintly veined with vegetation, watery and watery, like a watermelon stained with hoarfrost.

Ye Wei: "What is this?"

"Watermelon frost algae, born in the wind and snow." Yan Lindao, "The weather has been strange for the past few years, and the land here has become too barren, and many plants cannot grow. Let these algae float into the soil with the snow and grow in winter. It dies in the spring, regenerates in the next year, and after a few years, the land will become more nutritious."

Ye Wei looked at Yan Lin who was serious about doing business, and felt very relieved, feeling a little proud of my younger brother who had just grown up."What else did you do new?" he asked.

Yan Lin smiled mysteriously, and suddenly stretched out his hand to hug him. Ye Wei's toes were hanging in the air, and he was hugged tightly. The next moment, the wind turned and the snow flew, and Ye Wei suddenly smelled a scent of flowers——

Peach blossoms, peach blossoms, all over the mountains and fields, in the white snow, suddenly full of peach blossoms, burning three thousand reds.

"A new species, Winter Solstice Peach Blossom."

Holding his beloved brother in his arms, Yan Lin lowered his head and whispered in his ear, "It will be on your birthday."

"What nonsense." Ye Wei looked at his younger brother with a helpless smile, "You're called using power for personal gain, quickly put away the peach blossoms, they're going to freeze to death."

"I don't. Brother, I'm very strict. It's been too cold in the mountains for the past few years, and the peach blossoms can't even bloom. Instead of going extinct like this, it's better to let them be cold-resistant."

This is also called rigorous?Ye Wei really wanted to scold: You fool, but when he looked at Yan Lin's lively face, the thought circled in his throat, fell back to the tip of his heart, and abruptly became: Brother So cute.

As snow fell from the sky, Yan Lin lifted up the glazed cup in his bosom, with a move of mana, a cloud of pink scattered in the sky, and the newly born algae floated in the air, flew up to the clouds, stretched out his little leaf hand, and embraced Catch a small drop of water, and then fall from the cloud.The crystal water contains watermelon-red algae, and when the wind blows from the snow-capped mountains, it will condense into pieces of pink snowflakes, with clear hexagonal corners, swirling and falling down.

In an instant, the vast white world was dyed, Ye Wei stared blankly at his feet, the soft and thick white snow, like cream, was covered with a layer of tender pink in an instant, which complemented the peach blossoms all over the mountain.Yan Lin held Ye Wei's hand, leaned down, and kissed him lightly. He looked at his brother and said seriously:

"Peach Blossom Fenxue, I wish you a happy and carefree life."

Ye Wei smiled heartily, he also held Yan Lin, interlocking his fingers, he looked at the reflection in the sky lake, in his eyes was a pair of people, one day and one place, kissed back:

"Wish us."

The author has something to say: the usual three episodes are here!One life is two, two is three, three is infinite, writing three extra stories is equivalent to having infinite extra stories, officially marking the end!Little angels, please remember to complete the rating!Give me five little stars, okay?

In the summer vacation of July, the next edition of Gudan "Put into the Immortal King and Write Our Story Book" is relatively short. This year, I should be able to write another book about brothers who are not related to each other →

Funny and present small pre-acquisition "My brother changes sex every day at regular intervals": The younger brother in women's clothing saves the day every day~

Jiang Xunyuan had just started college, so he lived the life of an old cadre. He soaked wolfberries in water and went to bed at nine o'clock. The only time he stayed up late in his life was to look at his brother's women's clothing photos all night.

— full of guilt.

The next day, he was cursed by the guilt system: he changed his sex for ten hours a day and became a woman.

Jiang Xunyuan, who is about to have a physical examination, military training, and take a bath in the big bathhouse: "You might as well kill me!"

System: There is a solution → You find a tyrant every day, seduce him, and make him say: "Woman, you have successfully attracted my attention." Then the sex change can be released in advance.

Jiang Xunyuan: "...You just kill me!!"

After hearing this, Jiang Suning, the younger brother in women's clothing, decided to save his brother. He opened the Jinjiang APP, wrote a Ba Zong article and published it, and then activated the [Reading Through Books] function, leading Jiang Xunyuan through it:

"Brother, don't be afraid, I wrote all kinds of presidents in the article, you can pick one to seduce every day!"

Jiang Xunyuan: "But, I don't know how to check...check..."

Jiang Suning put on a white fairy dress: "It's okay, brother, I'll go to get you a good impression first, and then you will appear on the stage, and you will succeed!"

Jiang Xunyuan was grateful, but he gradually realized:

His brother is so good at seducing people!Every time he comes on stage, the presidents of all walks of life have a frightening amount of affection for him!

Especially when he terminated the transgender, he would be caught by the overlords on the spot, mistakenly thinking that he was cheating by pretending to be a woman, triggering an explosive plot...

Jiang Xunyuan struggled: "Mr. Gu/Mr. He/Mr. Lu... What do you want to do? It's easy to discuss!"

Jiang Suning, who secretly pretended to be the president of various industries, pulled off his tie pretentiously, tied up his brother, and smiled evilly:

"I want to kill you little liar."

Jiang Su Ning X Jiang Xun Yuan

[Gong Shou is not related by blood, the neighbor's son, who grew up together, happens to be named Jiang]

Four years later, graduation season.

Jiang Xunyuan walked out of the school gate, and a Porsche stopped in front of him.

"Brother, I have inherited the family business."

In the car window, today's Jiang Suning rarely wears women's clothing, and is wearing a suit and tie in a serious manner.

Jiang Xunyuan: "Oh, congratulations! By the way, have you finished your new CEO essay? When are we going to wear the book today?"

Jiang Suning shyly reached out and touched his left earring, and there was a small red heart nailed on the snow-white earlobe:

"Brother, I'm also the president now...

"Can you consider seducing me?"

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