After sworn worship, gods want to worship heaven and earth

Wang Zheng was wearing fine silk clothes, clenched his fists, and his face was full of unwillingness: "My elder brother passed away early. If I can't make a career this time, I can only go home and inherit the family business."

"........."

Ye Wei patted Wang Zheng on the shoulder: "Thanks for your hard work, buddy, that, if there is nothing else, I will take a step first."

"Wait, it's all here, sit down for a while. I really don't know what I should do now? I'm so distressed."

"Don't worry, life brings wealth, I suggest you compromise with fate."

Wang Zheng shook his head resolutely: "This will not work." He smiled wryly, "Everyone in the city knows how my family gets its money."

Ye Wei didn't say a word, the Wang family was indeed a little bit out of place, and no one believed it when he said that there was nothing tricky in it.

"My father forces me to take the exam of the Immortal Academy in the town every year. He promises that I will pass as long as I go on stage. Once I have the certificate of practice stamped by the Immortal Academy, I can participate in the Immortal Law Competition. As long as I get into the top five If you have a hundred people, you can become a high-ranking official, and then, like them, start exploiting the tributes that others have worked so hard to hand over, becoming extremely rich, and then building houses, taking concubines, having children, and forcing children to become officials too , and its nickname is Guangzong Yaozu. What's the meaning?"

Ye Wei also felt that it was boring. In his previous life, he switched to the way of ghosts, which made him see a lot of things.Cultivating the Tao is following the nature of the heart, or accumulating over time, or suddenly enlightening.What's more, the way of Taoism is natural, just like the fruit on a tree, birds fly to eat, monkeys crawl to eat, people take ladders to pick and eat, immortals, ghosts, and other ways have their own reasons. Stamp a red stamp and issue a paper certificate, allowing this person to practice Taoism from now on!The great fallacy of the world.

What's more, it is impossible for the physique of the immortals to cultivate fruit according to the method of immortality.In his previous life, Ye Wei, as the heavenly king, often visited the fairy world, and found out that setting up a fairy temple here and issuing cultivation certificates to the fairy people is just cheating on tuition fees.Originally, the immortals had to pay tribute to the hundreds of immortal sects who ascended to heaven every year, but now they were squeezed out of a wave of tuition fees, making life even more difficult.

If there are immortals who want to completely get rid of this state of being exploited, they can only become monks in the upper heavens and become the party receiving tribute.To be a monk, one must cultivate the Tao, so one has to go to the Immortal Dao Academy set up by the monks, pay expensive tuition fees, study hard to obtain the certificate of Taoism, and then be eligible to participate in the Immortal Dharma Competition. No. 1 ascended, leaving [-] officials. Although the officials are still immortals, they have to pay tribute, but they can exploit the tribute of the people, at least they get rid of poverty.

As for the people beyond the five hundred, they can only hope that their children will ascend to the Tao, so they continue to go to the Immortal Academy to study and pay expensive tuition fees... Such a vicious circle continues from generation to generation.

These chronic illnesses are extremely difficult to eradicate, Ye Wei originally thought that if he sat on the throne, all of them would be changed.He wants a heaven where everyone can practice the way they want, and those who cannot practice the way can also have the freedom not to practice the way.

"I don't want to lie..."

Wang Zheng lowered his head, holding a stone, and suddenly threw it hard into the pond, causing three thousand splashes:

"In the world of Immortals, there are seven, eight, and nine heavens, everyone is lying! Dao certificates are useless at all. I was forced by my father to go to the Immortal Dao Academy since I was a child. I have studied for more than ten years, and I don't know what to do. Every year, so many people flock in, and each one of them leads the practice to prove it. Which one has really achieved the result? I don’t want to take the test, I just don’t have the spiritual energy, I don’t have the talent to cultivate the Tao, and I just don’t practice the Tao. You have a fat face, and you have been deceiving yourself and others all your life for that cultivation certificate."

So in the first year of the exam, Wang Zheng resolutely refused to go, and in the second year, he still didn't go. His lord Wang became angry and scolded the evil son angrily.Wang Zheng nodded, he really got out of the house and became a sanitation fairy, getting up early and going to bed early to sweep the streets every day.

In the blink of an eye, it was the third year, Mr. Wang really did not expect his son to be so stubborn.Immortal magic competition is about to be held, and if you miss it, you have to wait another ten years. You can't really ask your own son to be a sanitation fairy for the rest of your life, so you have to coax him home first.

Ye Wei lay in the grass, leaned his arms on his head and listened, and asked Wang Zheng, "Are you really not practicing Taoism?"

"I can't help it. I was born as a fairy. With this physique, I can't practice Taoism. Only those immortal monks who go to heaven can practice Taoism."

"That's not necessarily the case." Ye Wei sat up, "Taoism is easy in people's hearts, and it's the same wherever you cultivate. Even if you go to heaven, there are many guys who fish in troubled waters."

"how do you know?"

Ye Wei evaded and did not answer: "You will take the test tomorrow."

"I won't go, I'm just lying."

Ye Wei turned his head and smiled slyly: "If I say, you don't have to lie?"

Wang Zheng looked at him in shock, and suddenly realized: "Yes! You are a magician! You jumped into the Infernal Prison that day... Wait, you don't want to take the exam, do you? That's not okay. If you get caught, I won't What will happen, your life will be over!"

"Where are you thinking? Let me ask you, how many servants are there in your Wang family?"

"Fast three hundred."

Ye Wei regained his energy immediately. He only used the five-element qi training method on those Fengxians once, and the water qi he cultivated was used up when jumping into the endless prison. Now it's time to practice it again. He asked enthusiastically:

"Can you arrange for the servants to sleep together?"

"what?"

"That's right, it's better to have a servant banquet or something to get them all drunk."

"Ye Wei...you...what do you want to do to them?"

"Don't be so nervous, relax." Ye Wei stood up and said, "Give me one night, you will play tomorrow, and you will surely open the eyes of all the teachers. In the history of Immortal Dao Academy, there has never been such an outstanding student like you!"

"One night." Wang Zheng touched the word, and silently stepped back a few steps, "Well, let's talk about it first, I... I don't have dual cultivation."

"..." Ye Wei rubbed his temples, and muttered, "A child now."

It took him a lot of time to finally explain to Wang Zheng clearly what it means to sort and transform qi, and the five elements enter the formation.

Wang Zheng was fascinated by what he heard, and couldn't get back to his senses for a long time. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Ye Wei:

"You weren't originally a sanitation fairy, were you?"

"I'll tell you the truth." Ye Wei nodded and said, "I am Ye Weifeng, a fairy from the Heavenly Court, and this time I came to the Lower Realm to experience calamities..."

"roll roll roll."

Ye Wei didn't want to say it, and Wang Zheng didn't bother to ask, since everyone is an adult, no one has any secrets in their hearts.What's more, what Ye Wei said about flying into the sky, controlling the sword, and becoming immortal is the dream of almost every immortal, but it's like a painted cake, hanging over their heads every day, but no one can taste it.

Now, this piece of pie flew down and was brought to his mouth.Wang Zheng couldn't believe it, but he was very excited. He was gearing up and summoned his servants to prepare for the evening banquet.

Ye Wei stayed in Wang Zheng's young master's courtyard, drawing a huge five-element array on the ground.Yan Lin hugged the voice flower in his storage ring, quietly waiting for his brother to talk to him.

But my brother has made a new friend and has no time to talk to him.There was silence everywhere, not a sound.The God of the Three Realms was so bored, he stretched out his hand to stroke the flower gently, and the flower shrank its petals in fright.

He was alone again.

Ye Wei walked around the five-element formation, looked at the formation carefully, and suddenly heard a timid muttering:

"Brother Wei..."

"what's wrong?"

Yan Lin shrank inside, hugged his knees, curled himself into a ball, and said aggrievedly:

"I just want to hear your voice."

The young man's voice was so sweet, it moistened the tip of his heart, like a kitten's pink and white meat pad, gently resting on the palm of his hand, Ye Wei smiled:

"Little fool."