Master, don't stop me from being an idol
Chapter 4
In the end, Wen Boyu didn't ask. In his opinion, this person from Baidu who can create such a miraculous thing must be a venerable from another world.
Such a person must be a household name, if he doesn't know this person, it will definitely arouse Zhou Momo's suspicion.
After arriving in the community, Zhou Momo got off the car, led Wen Baiyu into one of the buildings, entered the elevator and pressed the 13th floor.
When Wen Baiyu entered the enclosed space, his body couldn't help but tense, and the Moon Moon Sword behind him almost rushed out of the scabbard, beheading the living people in front of him except the master.
Zhou Momo stood in front of him completely unaware of the crisis, and looked down at his phone.
"Ding—" The elevator door opened.
Wen Baiyu's hanging heart fell, and Banyuejian fell silent at the same time.
Zhou Momo didn't know that he had escaped, so he strode forward, in front of an iron gate, added a password with his fingerprint, opened the door and said to Wen Baiyu: "The password is 6345, I will enter your fingerprint later."
"Okay." Wen Baiyu wrote down Zhou Momo's operation to open the door. It felt very similar to the barrier layout of the sect, and it seemed that this was the way to prevent outsiders from entering.
Zhou Momo’s house has three bedrooms and one living room. He often follows celebrities to make announcements. He doesn’t often live at home. He goes to the kitchen and opens the cupboard and says, “There are snacks and instant noodles here, and there are only eggs in the refrigerator. I’ll go to the supermarket to buy some food later.”
Wen Boyu glanced over the colorful food packages, nodded and said, "Okay."
Zhou Momo suddenly stopped talking, but looked at Wen Baiyu without squinting.
Just when Wen Boyu thought he was showing some flaws, Zhou Momo said: "You have a good look. It just so happens that Director Wang is in a costume drama. Let me tell him to let you feel the atmosphere of the set first."
"Okay." Wen Baiyu almost obeyed, even though he couldn't understand most of them.
"Your luggage has been stolen. I'll take you out to buy clothes later. I still have work to leave." Zhou Momo actually doesn't have a job, and he wants to send the goods he bought to others.
Seeing that he didn't intend to bring him with him, Wen Boyu asked, "Then what can I do here?"
Zhou Momo thought that Wen Baiyu felt embarrassed, so he said carelessly: "You don't have to feel restrained, you can play with your mobile phone or watch TV."
Wen Baiyu now understands what a hand chicken is, and noticed something new in Zhou Momo's words: "TV...what can I watch?"
"Watch the TV series on Qinggua TV." Zhou Momo went to the living room to look for the remote control for a while, who made him always throw things at random.
He found the remote control in the gap of the sofa, turned on the TV by the way, pointed to the programs on the screen and said: "The TV series on this TV show are all starred by our company's artists, after you sign the contract, you can often see them. "
Wen Baiyu looked at the picture in the box, and he could tell from Zhou Momo's words that these people voluntarily presented their every move in front of everyone.
Zhou Momo saw that Wen Baiyu began to concentrate on watching TV, patted the sofa and said, "Then I'm leaving, see you tonight."
Wen Baiyu nodded: "Bon voyage."
After Zhou Momo left, Wen Baiyu sat down and began to carefully watch the pictures displayed by the thing called TV.
Gradually he saw the doorway, the people inside were obviously facing the tragedy of both parents' death, their words were sad, but their eyes were extremely empty, they didn't really feel sad at all.
In addition, the screen will switch every once in a while, and there will even be a text on the top to indicate it. Wen Baiyu can see that these people are all actors, but their singing is no longer a play, but a deduction of common things in the world.
There were even people who wore similar clothes to him, but what they called flying to the sky, Wen Baiyu could tell it was fake at a glance.
Those who were driven to another world a few years ago, have they successfully disguised themselves as people from another world to hide?Wen Baiyu thought for a moment, and gave up his plan to find them.
In any case, the person who is expelled is not a good person, and he will be expelled only if he has committed an unforgivable crime. He should not be with these people.
Wen Boyu continued to concentrate on watching TV. He needed to learn the speech patterns and daily behaviors of other people, and he couldn't continue to be passive like this.
But soon, Wen Baiyu's expression gradually changed from serious to weird, covering his face, doubting life.
"In 3 minutes, I want all the information of this woman"
"Ah, it's so damn sweet!"
"Woman, are you playing with fire?"
Wen Baiyu: "This man is arrogant and conceited. The woman married him because she was afraid she would be blind."
After a while the TV switched to another show.
Male protagonist: "Go quickly"
The heroine: "No, let's go together!"
The big villain: "None of you want to leave today!"
Then, the villain dies of talking too much.
Wen Baiyu raised his head and let out a long sigh.
People from other worlds... Do they all like to watch this kind of drama?
Thinking of what Zhou Momo said just now that he had the opportunity to meet these actors, combined with the other party's purpose of recruiting him, Wen Baiyu understood that sooner or later he would become a member of this place, saying these strange words.
Wen Baiyu chuckled, with some helplessness and relief in this smile: "It's good, Master always says I'm boring, if I become an actor, it will be more interesting."
But apart from these plots that Wen Boyu was speechless at times, he learned the names and usage methods of many otherworldly props.
There are also weapons owned by otherworldly people, some of which can hurt people faster than they can cast spells, which makes him terrified.
Fortunately, he never acted impulsively, and he never hurt others when he first came to another world.
Wen Boyu held the Moon Moon Sword in his hand and stroked it carefully, his gentle eyes seemed to be looking at a close relative, and this sword was the only one that accompanied him through life and death.
"People from other worlds never go out with sharp weapons. I need to seal you up. Don't blame me." After Wen Baiyu finished speaking, the Moon Moon Sword glowed white and began to dim.
Wen Baiyu got up and hung the Moon Moon Sword on a hook at random, smiled slightly, turned around and continued watching TV.
In the evening, Zhou Momo came back with two bags of food, the joy on his face was obvious, what he asked for was done.
He was about to press the password to open the door, and the door opened from the inside.
Wen Baiyu appeared in front of him, smiled at him, took the initiative to carry the bag for him, and said sideways: "Thank you."
Zhou Momo felt that there was a change between Wen Baiyu and the daytime, but he couldn't tell exactly what changed. He said "good evening", put on his slippers and walked into the room.
The lights in the lobby were bright, and the TV was still playing the Qinggua TV program. Zhou Momo asked him: "Brother Wen, have you watched the TV series all afternoon?"
Wen Boyu took out the food from the bag and put them into the refrigerator one by one: "Yes, I don't have anything to do, why don't we watch how the seniors act."
"Very good." Seeing Wen Baiyu put all the food in the refrigerator, Zhou Momo said, "Don't put cabbage and lean meat in the refrigerator, they should be used for cooking."
Wen Baiyu paused, lowered his eyes and said, "Okay."
Zhou Momo saw the Moon Moon Sword hanging on the wall, and walked over curiously to look at it: "Isn't this your sword? It looks pretty hanging here."
The hilt and scabbard of the Banyue Sword have exquisite and beautiful patterns. Zhou Momo couldn't help but reach out to take it off, but found that he couldn't pull out the sword.
"Hey? Why can't you pull it out?" Zhou Momo shouted, he still remembered the figure of Wen Baiyu wielding the sword, the person was chic, and the sword was chic.
Wen Boyu came over, took the sword away and hung it on the wall again, saying, "It's probably rusted, blame me for neglecting to take care of it."
"Then just hang it like this. I'll cook, and I'll take you to buy daily necessities and clothes after eating." Zhou Momo walked to the kitchen after finishing speaking.
"Okay." Wen Baiyu didn't follow Zhou Momo to the kitchen. He cultivated immortality when he was young, and started fasting early. Even if he felt hungry, a elixir could solve the problem, and he didn't need to cook food at all.
So he doesn't know how to cook at all, and if he was asked to hunt, it would be more or less the same, but it seems that the other world doesn't need hunters.
After eating, Wen Baiyu took the initiative to pack the dishes and go to the kitchen. Zhou Momo watched the other party's movements, and finally knew where the other party had changed.
The other party no longer pretends to be an ancient person in speech and behavior, and his posture has changed from a little restrained to calm and composed.
It appears to be a play.
After that, Zhou Momo drove Wen Baiyu to a famous chain men's clothing store. The salesperson was stunned when he saw Wen Baiyu, but Zhou Momo coughed to bring him back to his senses.
The salesperson took Wen Baiyu's measurements, blushing and peeping at her from time to time.
The salesperson praised: "This customer's figure is really a standard model figure, no matter what clothes he wears, he is a standard hanger."
Wen Baiyu could hear that the other party was praising him, and said with a smile, "I'm overwhelmed."
Star eyes appeared again in the salesperson's eyes.
Zhou Momo said proudly: "That's right, he's going to become a superstar in the future, all right, all right, please recommend suitable clothing styles for him."
The salesperson quickly brought more than 20 sets of clothes. As a manager, Zhou Momo had a sharp eye, so he directly chose Liuke clothes for Wen Baiyu. He said, "You change into a set first, because ancient clothes are too stuffy to wear on your body."
Hearing this, Wen Baiyu chose a set of underwear at random, and was led by the salesperson to the fitting room.
After entering the small and separate fitting room, the indifference on Wen Baiyu's face began to disappear. He was a little worried. He didn't see enough things in just one day. How could he wear this otherworldly costume?
The otherworldly costumes seem to have less fabric, but Wen Baiyu is as careful as a hair, and is unwilling to make any mistakes.
Fortunately, after an afternoon of study, he knew what to do when he encountered a problem.
Wen Boyu took out his mobile phone, clicked on the browser, and entered the text in handwriting mode on the Baidu page: the specific steps of getting dressed.
Soon a lot of video and text explanations came out, almost a step-by-step tutorial.
After reading it, Wen Boyu easily changed into the clothes of the other world. If anyone saw his browser browsing history, he would have to think that he is mentally handicapped and unable to take care of himself.
[What is a refrigerator? ]
[How to wash the dishes? ]
[How to open the fingerprint password door? ]
[What do immortal cultivators do when they come to another world? ]
[How to turn on the TV? ]
[Why is the drama on TV so ugly? ]
Wen Boyu looked at the word Baidu on the browser page, and couldn't help feeling admiration in his heart.
This person from Baidu is a talent who knows the sky, the latitude and the earth. He knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom.
In the words of other people, it is - awesome.
Such a person must be a household name, if he doesn't know this person, it will definitely arouse Zhou Momo's suspicion.
After arriving in the community, Zhou Momo got off the car, led Wen Baiyu into one of the buildings, entered the elevator and pressed the 13th floor.
When Wen Baiyu entered the enclosed space, his body couldn't help but tense, and the Moon Moon Sword behind him almost rushed out of the scabbard, beheading the living people in front of him except the master.
Zhou Momo stood in front of him completely unaware of the crisis, and looked down at his phone.
"Ding—" The elevator door opened.
Wen Baiyu's hanging heart fell, and Banyuejian fell silent at the same time.
Zhou Momo didn't know that he had escaped, so he strode forward, in front of an iron gate, added a password with his fingerprint, opened the door and said to Wen Baiyu: "The password is 6345, I will enter your fingerprint later."
"Okay." Wen Baiyu wrote down Zhou Momo's operation to open the door. It felt very similar to the barrier layout of the sect, and it seemed that this was the way to prevent outsiders from entering.
Zhou Momo’s house has three bedrooms and one living room. He often follows celebrities to make announcements. He doesn’t often live at home. He goes to the kitchen and opens the cupboard and says, “There are snacks and instant noodles here, and there are only eggs in the refrigerator. I’ll go to the supermarket to buy some food later.”
Wen Boyu glanced over the colorful food packages, nodded and said, "Okay."
Zhou Momo suddenly stopped talking, but looked at Wen Baiyu without squinting.
Just when Wen Boyu thought he was showing some flaws, Zhou Momo said: "You have a good look. It just so happens that Director Wang is in a costume drama. Let me tell him to let you feel the atmosphere of the set first."
"Okay." Wen Baiyu almost obeyed, even though he couldn't understand most of them.
"Your luggage has been stolen. I'll take you out to buy clothes later. I still have work to leave." Zhou Momo actually doesn't have a job, and he wants to send the goods he bought to others.
Seeing that he didn't intend to bring him with him, Wen Boyu asked, "Then what can I do here?"
Zhou Momo thought that Wen Baiyu felt embarrassed, so he said carelessly: "You don't have to feel restrained, you can play with your mobile phone or watch TV."
Wen Baiyu now understands what a hand chicken is, and noticed something new in Zhou Momo's words: "TV...what can I watch?"
"Watch the TV series on Qinggua TV." Zhou Momo went to the living room to look for the remote control for a while, who made him always throw things at random.
He found the remote control in the gap of the sofa, turned on the TV by the way, pointed to the programs on the screen and said: "The TV series on this TV show are all starred by our company's artists, after you sign the contract, you can often see them. "
Wen Baiyu looked at the picture in the box, and he could tell from Zhou Momo's words that these people voluntarily presented their every move in front of everyone.
Zhou Momo saw that Wen Baiyu began to concentrate on watching TV, patted the sofa and said, "Then I'm leaving, see you tonight."
Wen Baiyu nodded: "Bon voyage."
After Zhou Momo left, Wen Baiyu sat down and began to carefully watch the pictures displayed by the thing called TV.
Gradually he saw the doorway, the people inside were obviously facing the tragedy of both parents' death, their words were sad, but their eyes were extremely empty, they didn't really feel sad at all.
In addition, the screen will switch every once in a while, and there will even be a text on the top to indicate it. Wen Baiyu can see that these people are all actors, but their singing is no longer a play, but a deduction of common things in the world.
There were even people who wore similar clothes to him, but what they called flying to the sky, Wen Baiyu could tell it was fake at a glance.
Those who were driven to another world a few years ago, have they successfully disguised themselves as people from another world to hide?Wen Baiyu thought for a moment, and gave up his plan to find them.
In any case, the person who is expelled is not a good person, and he will be expelled only if he has committed an unforgivable crime. He should not be with these people.
Wen Boyu continued to concentrate on watching TV. He needed to learn the speech patterns and daily behaviors of other people, and he couldn't continue to be passive like this.
But soon, Wen Baiyu's expression gradually changed from serious to weird, covering his face, doubting life.
"In 3 minutes, I want all the information of this woman"
"Ah, it's so damn sweet!"
"Woman, are you playing with fire?"
Wen Baiyu: "This man is arrogant and conceited. The woman married him because she was afraid she would be blind."
After a while the TV switched to another show.
Male protagonist: "Go quickly"
The heroine: "No, let's go together!"
The big villain: "None of you want to leave today!"
Then, the villain dies of talking too much.
Wen Baiyu raised his head and let out a long sigh.
People from other worlds... Do they all like to watch this kind of drama?
Thinking of what Zhou Momo said just now that he had the opportunity to meet these actors, combined with the other party's purpose of recruiting him, Wen Baiyu understood that sooner or later he would become a member of this place, saying these strange words.
Wen Baiyu chuckled, with some helplessness and relief in this smile: "It's good, Master always says I'm boring, if I become an actor, it will be more interesting."
But apart from these plots that Wen Boyu was speechless at times, he learned the names and usage methods of many otherworldly props.
There are also weapons owned by otherworldly people, some of which can hurt people faster than they can cast spells, which makes him terrified.
Fortunately, he never acted impulsively, and he never hurt others when he first came to another world.
Wen Boyu held the Moon Moon Sword in his hand and stroked it carefully, his gentle eyes seemed to be looking at a close relative, and this sword was the only one that accompanied him through life and death.
"People from other worlds never go out with sharp weapons. I need to seal you up. Don't blame me." After Wen Baiyu finished speaking, the Moon Moon Sword glowed white and began to dim.
Wen Baiyu got up and hung the Moon Moon Sword on a hook at random, smiled slightly, turned around and continued watching TV.
In the evening, Zhou Momo came back with two bags of food, the joy on his face was obvious, what he asked for was done.
He was about to press the password to open the door, and the door opened from the inside.
Wen Baiyu appeared in front of him, smiled at him, took the initiative to carry the bag for him, and said sideways: "Thank you."
Zhou Momo felt that there was a change between Wen Baiyu and the daytime, but he couldn't tell exactly what changed. He said "good evening", put on his slippers and walked into the room.
The lights in the lobby were bright, and the TV was still playing the Qinggua TV program. Zhou Momo asked him: "Brother Wen, have you watched the TV series all afternoon?"
Wen Boyu took out the food from the bag and put them into the refrigerator one by one: "Yes, I don't have anything to do, why don't we watch how the seniors act."
"Very good." Seeing Wen Baiyu put all the food in the refrigerator, Zhou Momo said, "Don't put cabbage and lean meat in the refrigerator, they should be used for cooking."
Wen Baiyu paused, lowered his eyes and said, "Okay."
Zhou Momo saw the Moon Moon Sword hanging on the wall, and walked over curiously to look at it: "Isn't this your sword? It looks pretty hanging here."
The hilt and scabbard of the Banyue Sword have exquisite and beautiful patterns. Zhou Momo couldn't help but reach out to take it off, but found that he couldn't pull out the sword.
"Hey? Why can't you pull it out?" Zhou Momo shouted, he still remembered the figure of Wen Baiyu wielding the sword, the person was chic, and the sword was chic.
Wen Boyu came over, took the sword away and hung it on the wall again, saying, "It's probably rusted, blame me for neglecting to take care of it."
"Then just hang it like this. I'll cook, and I'll take you to buy daily necessities and clothes after eating." Zhou Momo walked to the kitchen after finishing speaking.
"Okay." Wen Baiyu didn't follow Zhou Momo to the kitchen. He cultivated immortality when he was young, and started fasting early. Even if he felt hungry, a elixir could solve the problem, and he didn't need to cook food at all.
So he doesn't know how to cook at all, and if he was asked to hunt, it would be more or less the same, but it seems that the other world doesn't need hunters.
After eating, Wen Baiyu took the initiative to pack the dishes and go to the kitchen. Zhou Momo watched the other party's movements, and finally knew where the other party had changed.
The other party no longer pretends to be an ancient person in speech and behavior, and his posture has changed from a little restrained to calm and composed.
It appears to be a play.
After that, Zhou Momo drove Wen Baiyu to a famous chain men's clothing store. The salesperson was stunned when he saw Wen Baiyu, but Zhou Momo coughed to bring him back to his senses.
The salesperson took Wen Baiyu's measurements, blushing and peeping at her from time to time.
The salesperson praised: "This customer's figure is really a standard model figure, no matter what clothes he wears, he is a standard hanger."
Wen Baiyu could hear that the other party was praising him, and said with a smile, "I'm overwhelmed."
Star eyes appeared again in the salesperson's eyes.
Zhou Momo said proudly: "That's right, he's going to become a superstar in the future, all right, all right, please recommend suitable clothing styles for him."
The salesperson quickly brought more than 20 sets of clothes. As a manager, Zhou Momo had a sharp eye, so he directly chose Liuke clothes for Wen Baiyu. He said, "You change into a set first, because ancient clothes are too stuffy to wear on your body."
Hearing this, Wen Baiyu chose a set of underwear at random, and was led by the salesperson to the fitting room.
After entering the small and separate fitting room, the indifference on Wen Baiyu's face began to disappear. He was a little worried. He didn't see enough things in just one day. How could he wear this otherworldly costume?
The otherworldly costumes seem to have less fabric, but Wen Baiyu is as careful as a hair, and is unwilling to make any mistakes.
Fortunately, after an afternoon of study, he knew what to do when he encountered a problem.
Wen Boyu took out his mobile phone, clicked on the browser, and entered the text in handwriting mode on the Baidu page: the specific steps of getting dressed.
Soon a lot of video and text explanations came out, almost a step-by-step tutorial.
After reading it, Wen Boyu easily changed into the clothes of the other world. If anyone saw his browser browsing history, he would have to think that he is mentally handicapped and unable to take care of himself.
[What is a refrigerator? ]
[How to wash the dishes? ]
[How to open the fingerprint password door? ]
[What do immortal cultivators do when they come to another world? ]
[How to turn on the TV? ]
[Why is the drama on TV so ugly? ]
Wen Boyu looked at the word Baidu on the browser page, and couldn't help feeling admiration in his heart.
This person from Baidu is a talent who knows the sky, the latitude and the earth. He knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom.
In the words of other people, it is - awesome.
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