Afrika Seimei and his star company

The two seniors, Xue Nu and San Wei Hu, embraced their arms, sat on chairs with their legs crossed, and stared straight at the Ghost Brother who had just been led by Qingming from the show.

They had been in this position for two hours.

"Hey, hey!" Qingming slapped the table and shouted, "Xue Nu, are you freezing yourself? Talk!"

Xue Nu frowned, shook her head, and sighed, "Are you sure?"

The three-tailed fox smiled helplessly: "It looks okay, but isn't it a bit earthy? What is the purpose of this sickle flag? And this little black's singing is out of tune, and this kind of rough style is not popular in rural areas now. ...and Xiaobai, you are going to debut now, don't keep your head down and hide behind your brother's back without saying a word."

Ghost Messenger Hei opened his arms to block Ghost Messenger Bai from behind, and said, "My younger brother is afraid of life..."

The three-tailed fox pointed at Ghost Shihei, turned his head to Qingming and said, "Look, he treats his younger brother like a golden bump, he can't be said, he can't be touched, how can we start education?"

Artists who sign themselves have to be packaged while kneeling.After thinking hard all night, Qingming decides that Guqin player Yaoqin Master will teach the ghost brothers music, and his elegant temperament can also influence the pair of rural brothers.

The demon qin teacher taught all afternoon and almost swung his precious guqin to the ground. His long white hair, which was always smooth, was blown like instant noodles because of anger.

"Teach the piano, teach the violin! President, if you ask me to take them with you again, I will quit the music industry-this ghost makes black sing too badly. Not only is it out of tune, but also sings loudly. I will stay with him all afternoon. My tone was taken away by him! There is also that ghost Bai, I suspect that he has a psychological problem, he looks quiet on the surface, hides explosives behind his back, and pulls out with a bang, he thinks he is Okita Sougo !"

Qingming thought hard for another night, her long hair fell all over the floor, and finally decided to ask the ghost brothers to give up music and switch to dancing.Qingming slapped the table, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and decided to let the little prince of Gawu, Yaohu, take them.

Then goose.

Yaohu ran to Qingming's office crying bitterly: "I don't want to take them! I feel like I'm going crazy! They can't dance at all, they keep shaking up and down, just like ghosts at station B! Let me take them again , I will pull the hair off the tail!"

Qingming hurriedly pounced on the big tail of the guarantee demon fox, and cursed: "Nie Zhan, you are angry, it is easy to beat and swear, why bother to pull out that lifeblood! Don't take it, don't take it!"

In the end, Qingming had no choice but to let the ghost brothers participate in the program of Ping An Seven.

Ping An [-] is a military and agricultural channel. As soon as Qingming came with the ghost brothers, the leaders of the station burst into laughter.

"Agriculture is the economic pillar of our country. Without national defense and agriculture, how can we live a happy life now! Nowadays, people gradually don't pay attention to military and agriculture. Our channel ratings are at the bottom every quarter. I think about it. We The station is full of old artists from the countryside, who are not young and old, and cannot attract young people. I didn’t expect there to be such young professionals, who are good-looking! Our station is about to make a comeback hahahahaha..."

Qingming patted the leader's hand and said, "Leader, you... seem to have lost your dentures..."

"It's okay, it's okay!" The leader waved his hand smartly, and the wig flew out.

Channel [-] immediately arranged Gui Shihei to participate in the agricultural production series, introducing the agricultural production in various places to the audience, following the farmers to farm, go up the mountain to pick peaches, and sometimes go fishing in the sea.Gui Shihei has always been an expert at harvesting wheat in the countryside, and he can learn farm work quickly. During the process of recording the program, he has been enthusiastically praised by the farmers.The upright and chatty attributes of ghosts and blacks also make the show constantly laughing.The program was aired for a few episodes, and it was immediately popularized by various Internet celebrities in turn, which aroused heated discussions among netizens.

"Have you watched the agricultural variety show on Channel [-]! CCTV's father is really good, he can do variety shows even in farming! The most important thing is, the host is really super handsome!"

"This program is very meaningful and I can learn a lot of knowledge! I took out the high school geography book at the bottom of the box while watching it! Now I finally know that river crucian carp is not in the sea! I used to think that salty white crabs are born salty. It turned out to be pickled!"

"The farmer uncle is so hard! I don't have any leftovers today!"

"Hahahaha I watched the episode of cutting the rice yesterday, I really wanted to die of laughter! Xiao Hei cuts the rice so fast, the American agricultural machinery production must be called Dad!"

"Oh my god, does Agricultural TV have such a good-looking host! Obviously they can rely on their looks, but they have to rely on farming! And they can endure hardships, much better than those who film in air-conditioned rooms and cut out pictures later! This This kind of talent deserves to be our idol!"

"I'm a new fan, should I start boasting?"

The program of Gui Shihei received rave reviews, and the news network praised him by name, and called on young people to learn the spirit of Gui Shihei to endure hardship.Primary schools and kindergartens in Ping'an City also broadcast this program to educate children to save food.Guishihei has become synonymous with hardships and hard work in the new era, attracting fans of all ages, genders, and classes, old, middle-aged and young, and the working-class artist Liang Mianfo of European Boya Company also tweeted to praise Guishihei.

But there are many people who are popular, and the insults from the antis also follow. They picked up the video of Ghost Shihei participating in the draft, mocking Ghost Shihei's country non-mainstream, and his singing is ugly.Fans immediately fired back:

"Ghost Shihei is proficient in agricultural production technology, and through his own efforts, let us understand the vast land and resources of our motherland, let us feel the hard work of farmers, and let us see how people in every corner of the world are working hard to live! Will you What are you doing? Do you have this kind of spirit in you?"

"Hurry up, take your keyboard and put it into agricultural production! Our economy depends on your keyboard!"

"Sorry, our dog has not been vaccinated and came out to bite people." "Upstairs, what did the dog do wrong, you want to insult them like this?"

In order to quell the scolding, Gui Shihei personally came out to explain: "My vocal level is really not satisfactory. It is the leaders of Qitai and President Seimei Abe who discovered my potential and made me come to where I am today! I want to tell everyone that no one has I am a perfect person, I am born to be useful, everyone must find a path that suits you! In addition, I hope everyone pays more attention to the farmers, they are the hardest, please don't waste food!"

Ghost made Hei's tolerance even anti was moved to tears, and they all expressed that they turned black into fans.

Because of his hobby of building guns, Ghost Shibai had done systematic research on various military weapons, so the station arranged for him to make military documentaries.The ghost messenger Bai climbed snow-capped mountains, crossed grasslands, and went deep into the bases of the armed forces, introduced military weapons to the audience, and went on missions with the soldiers.The soldiers cried and cried bitterly when they were separated from their families, and the understanding ghost Bai was always on the sidelines to comfort them tenderly.

Fans all think that Gui Shibai is a big warm guy, and he is crazy about Amway on the Internet:

"This is Xiao Hei's younger brother, Xiao Bai! Both brothers have so much positive energy! And they are so handsome! I'm so confused about which one I want to marry!" "Shut up upstairs, Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai are mine." !"

"Soldiers are working so hard. Our happy life is all because someone shields us from the wind and rain! The last time I watched a show and cried so much was when Aunt Ni Ping hosted it!"

"Xiaobai is so gentle, he always puts himself in the shoes of the soldiers! I watched the video of his talent show, so shy, but I didn't expect that he is a real man, he is so brave even climbing snow-capped mountains, crossing grasslands and crossing iron ropes!"

"Have you heard! Xiaobai is not only handsome and able to endure hardships, but also a military genius! He has applied for patents for the bag explosives he developed! I heard that the army is using them!"

Ghost Shibai came back after participating in the show, and when he got off the car, he saw Ghost Shihei pounced on him and hugged him in his arms: "Brother, you have suffered!" Ghost Shibai said and let go of Ghost Shibai. Shibai held his face and rubbed it wildly, "Did you lose weight! Oh, I think you're a little tanned! Wear white to look tan, why don't you wear my clothes these days..."

Gui Shibai slapped Gui Shihei on the face and pushed him away: "Don't wear yours, it's dirty."

"My brother thinks I'm dirty... Does he not love me anymore..."

"Hey, hey!" The dream-eating tapir in the counseling room tapped his pen on the table, "Gui Shihei, this is the eighth time you have come to see me this week! I am very busy! You have been crying for three hours today Can you stop and let me get off work?"

The door of the counseling room was pushed open, and Ghost Bai walked in while apologizing: "I'm sorry, my brother has caused you trouble..."

"Hmph!" Gui Shihei turned his back and deliberately did not look at Gui Shibai.

Ghost Messenger Bai lowered his head meekly, walked over and tugged at the hem of Ghost Messenger Hei's clothes, and said softly, "Go back and tell me..."

"Don't you think I'm dirty!"

The ghost made Bai anxious: "I think you are dirty, I still sleep with you..." He suddenly stopped talking, because he caught a glimpse of the dream-eating tapir looking this way, his eyes were burning, and he almost fired two lasers.

"Hurry up!" Gui Shibai grabbed the hem of Gui Shihei's clothes, his cheeks were flushed.

"No, I want to chat with Tapir."

The dream-eating tapir wanted to pull it away quickly, I don't want to talk anymore!

Ghost Messenger Bai glanced at the nightmare-eating tapir in embarrassment, lowered his head and leaned into Ghost Messenger Hei's ear and whispered, "It's been a long time since I've seen you. I don't know when the next announcement will be over..."

Ghost Messenger Hei immediately became excited, dragged Ghost Messenger Bai and ran to the dormitory: "Let's go! Go back immediately!!!"

The ghost brothers participated in the variety show, but they still did not forget their musical dreams.They are trying to develop in the direction of visual kei death heavy metal music. The stylist specially designed a new (pi) type (fu) for them. He was poisoned, and Ghost Shibai's eyeliner was too red, as if he had pink eye disease. The ghost brothers really looked like old ghosts, but the stylist insisted that this was art, and Seimei couldn't say anything.

In the record, Guishihei's wide-ranging broken voice and Guishibai's gentle harmony are played to the extreme. The seniors of death heavy metal music all gave affirmation, thinking that the inheritance of death heavy metal rests on these two young people Even though the fans who bought the record felt deaf after listening to it, they also consciously added fan filters, saying "my idol understands art, how can ordinary people understand it".

But when the promotional period of the album was over, Seimei immediately asked the new bride from the clothing department to cut new clothes, and let the Ghost Brothers return to their normal attire.

The ghosts made the brothers popular in Ping'an capital, and there were many entertainment announcements. The agricultural college and military college of Ping'an University even invited them to give lectures.Qingming's online flagship store also sells a mini sickle pendant (which can be used to pick nails) and bag pillows, which can be sold out in a few seconds every time they are replenished, making Qingming's broken servers go crazy every time they replenish. To be paralyzed once.

In addition, there will always be a group of reporters and fans who welcome the Ghost Brothers when they travel. The microphones of the reporters crackle at the brothers' faces: "Mr. Ghost Black, do you have any plans to film recently?"

"Mr. Bai, do you plan to participate in the emotional show?"

Ghost Shihei was busy answering questions, while opening his arms to protect Ghost Shibai and walked forward: "I have no plans for now! Please don't interview me, thank you! Let me answer, don't ask my brother, thank you! Come here and don't squeeze ! My friend from the reporter over there, please put your microphone away, thank you~”

"Does Mr. Ghost Hei have a love partner?"

"Friends who come over there, please give way, we have to go there? What?"

"Mr. Hei, you are in love..."

"Yes, yes... Hey, sir, you stepped on my brother's foot! Hey, don't run away! Come back and apologize!"

Qingming read the interview record, called Ghost Shihei, and said earnestly: "Xiao Hei, you and your brother are both stars now, you should pay attention to it..."

"I'm paying attention!" Gui Shihei replied as a matter of course.

Qingming was so angry that her finger pointing at the screen was trembling: "Look for yourself, are you a star or a security guard? You are dressed in black, and you are always the same as Xiaobai's bodyguard. I didn't hire security for you..."

"President, our company has only one security guard of the Terracotta Warriors. As soon as the reporter came up, he was squeezed to the back..."

Uh, no money.

Qingming immediately changed the subject: "Also, people asked you if you have a date, and you said yes, what's going on?"

A shy smile appeared on Gui Shihei's face, he lowered his head, clasped his hands, and wriggled.

Qingming suddenly felt that the meal for lunch today was not very tasty, and felt a little nauseous.

"Hey, wake up, I'm asking you!" Qingming patted the table to remind Gui Shihei.

"It's just..." Gui Shihei bit his finger and said vaguely, "Wu Yiyi..."

"Huh? I've heard of martial arts..."

"Oh, I hate it!" Gui Shihei flicked his hands carelessly, "People say 'my brother'!"

Qingming took a deep breath and bit out a word: "Get lost."