Afrika Seimei and his star company

Because of the fierce competition with Europe's Boyaa entertainment market, Africa Seimei has been in a very unstable mood for the past few days. Sometimes he is so angry that he throws documents everywhere, and sometimes he is stimulated to cry and runny nose.

Qingming didn't know how to tidy up. In order to take care of Qingming who was complicated by mania and mental breakdown all the time, he helped Qingming clean up, and the god moved to Qingming's office.

When the broom god was not working, he moved a small table and stool, and sat on the side to code updates.

Qingming dragged his cheeks and asked, "Is it true that so many people read your popular science article about sanitation blind spot cleaning? There is even a serialization?"

Broom God took out a laptop from his computer bag, and said with a smile, "It's okay... I bought a laptop with the manuscript fee a few days ago..."

Qingming watched helplessly as Shushen opened his ultra-thin laptop, and there was a Taiko logo clearly printed on it...

Taiko notebook, Armani on the computer, the spokesperson of the Yinyang District invited Senior Eight Hundred Bhikkhuni...

Qingming looked down at his brand-name [-]-hand desktop computer. When he turned it on, the host made a sound like a bellows...

Qingming's heart was greatly shaken—it couldn't compare to Yuan Boya, and even the company's cleaners were better than herself!When he was clutching his heart and about to pass out, the broom god who was staring at the computer screen suddenly said, "Boss, have you watched the trending searches?"

"No." Qingming was taking a deep breath—he comforted himself. The company's Tianxiegui Orchestra and the square dance family still occupy the rural entertainment market. With the strong purchasing power of rural aunts, the African company's square dance discs The number one position in the sales rankings has remained stable, and the company still has a place in the entertainment industry...

"Boss, Mr. Boya's Big Tengu has released the second flute solo album, the sales have broken the record, and now it's on Top 1!"

"What!" Qingming slapped the table and stood up, "Didn't the first flute solo album of Daitengu not sell well? Why is the second one number one? Is it the sales volume of Yuan Boya Water?!"

"In the MV for the previous album, Mr. Otengu wore a mask and played the flute. It is said that he was sued for scaring children... But this time, Mr. Ootengu took off the mask and the MV was sold out as soon as the album was released. Now many fans are meditating at the door of the European company and asking for additional discs!"

"Shameless!" Qingming thumped the table heavily, "What kind of thing is relying on face to eat... Hey wait, let me see if our demon fox has received any announcements that can increase the exposure rate recently..."

Broom God faltered and said, "That...the boss...don't need to look for it..."

"Huh? Do you remember what announcement he received?"

"No..." Broom God weakly pointed at the computer screen, "The trending search on Yaohu..."

"What hot search?" Qingming's eyes lit up.

"That...Mr. Otengu's new MV is very handsome. The fans of the two families are fighting, and they all say that their idol is the most handsome in Heianjing..."

Qingming curled her lips and murmured, "What the hell, where did they put me..."

"Boss, you have been out of breath for a long time..."

Qingming slashed at him, "What did you say?"

The broom god immediately changed his words: "Boss, you are a handsome man at the legendary level, how could you join this kind of bullshit hahahaha..."

"Hmm..." Qingming touched his face in satisfaction, but he immediately realized that as a boss, he still needs to care about the situation of his employees—"Then how is the Internet situation now..."

"The big tengu fans said that the demon fox can only dance awkwardly, that he is just a male vase, and they also said that he is hot..."

Just as Qingming was about to say something, there was a knock on the door of the office, and a ghostly Bai came in: "President, Yaohu seems to be very sad because of the bad reviews on the trending things..."

"What about others?"

"On the rooftop..."

Qingming jumped over the desk and ran out: "Young boy, don't be overthinking it!"

Yaohu and Guishihei sat side by side on the edge of the roof, their feet dangling in the air.

"Don't be sad...it's not the first time you've been hacked..." Gui Shihei tried to comfort the crying fox.

"No matter how black you are." Yaohu said through gritted teeth, "Also, can you take your thief hand off my tail..."

Before the words were finished, Qingming yelled and jumped onto the rooftop: "Oh, my son, don't be overthinking it! There is a father in everything! If there are green hills, you will not be afraid of running out of firewood!"

"Father, I'm just here to blow some air..."

"Oh." Seimei stood there in embarrassment.

Gui Shibai poked Gui Shihei's ass with the flag.

"what?"

"Where do you put your hands?"

"Oh." Ghost Messenger silently withdrew his hand on the tail of the demon fox, and was blinded by Ghost Messenger for 3 minutes.

Gui Shihei couldn't help asking: "Are your eyes tired? I will feel bad because I stared my eyes out..."

Ghost Shibai hummed, and turned his head away.

Just as the situation was getting into an embarrassing situation, the terracotta guard at the gate of the reception room ran up waving an album: "Yaohu! I found you! Mr. Otengu sent someone to deliver his new album!"

The demon fox turned pale with fright, he covered his ears frantically and hissed loudly: "I won't listen, I won't listen!"

Terracotta Warriors: "Yaohu, listen to my explanation, Mr. Big Tengu still has something to convey to you..."

"If you don't listen, I won't listen!" Yaohu frantically shook his head, flicking his limp ears back and forth.

"What's going on?" The terracotta warriors were at a loss.

The Broom God signaled the terracotta warriors to listen to him: "Well... Didn't Mr. Big Tengu give him his first album before, and bought a big stereo for him to listen to every day... Now he has heard that he has a phobia. When he listens to Big Tengu Mister's flute is crazy..."

Seimei dragged her cheeks and was depressed in the office for several days because of the number one sales of the Big Tengu album.

Broom God comforted him while sweeping the floor: "Boss, don't think too hard, there will always be a way..."

Qingming looks like a girl who is full of grudges. He tilts his head and wraps his fingers around his long hair: "Look, broom god, my hair is all grey..."

The broom god almost picked up the dustpan and put it on Qingming's head.

Ghost Messenger Hei ran in with a scythe on his shoulder, shouting as he ran, "President! I found a way!"

Qingming was taken aback, slapped the table and stood up and shouted, "Xiao Hei, your sickle..."

There was only a sound of "biang", and the ghost clasped the sickle on Hei's back to the door frame.

"The office threshold is two meters high, tell me how many times you have stuck your scythe on the door frame?!"

Broom God ran out to check it out: "Boss, there are scythe marks on the door frame, it needs to be reinstalled."

Qing understood that Ghost Messenger gave Hei a look, sat down angrily and said, "There is no money, even CDs can't be sold..."

"President!" Gui Shihei said excitedly, "I'll introduce you to a fellow!"

"What?"

"Wannian Bamboo, our village sells bamboo shoots..."

Seimei said angrily, "Umibo main cafeteria doesn't need anyone anymore..."

"Oh, President, Wannian Bamboo is the grass of our rural cooperative!"

Qingming asked: "Didn't you say last time that the social flower of your cooperative is your brother's ghost, and the social grass is Yasha, a big fish farmer... What the hell is Wannianzhu?"

"Oh, President, Yasha has come to our company. Wannianzhu is the new social grass. Not only is he good-looking, but the most important thing is that he can play the flute well. We invite him to go to our village for weddings and funerals! Defeat the big tengu!"

Qingming thinks of Yasha who was introduced by Gui Shihei, and his appearance is still good... He decides to trust Gui Shihei one more time.

"Bring it to see tomorrow."

The next day, the ghost sent Hei to bring the Wannian Bamboo.Compared with the coquettish and bitch Yasha before, Wannianzhu is really a fresh and handsome boy.

Qingming couldn't stand up when he saw someone with good looks, so he signed him immediately.

After a meal of packaging, Wannianzhu released the first flute solo album "African Red Song", which includes "Entering the New Era of Africa", "Turning Up Africans and Singing", "We Africans Have Power", There are also two versions of classic songs such as "We Walk on the Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts", a regular version and a special version for square dance.

As soon as the album was released for pre-sale at Qingming Company's online flagship store, it was sold out by rural aunts who were skilled in online shopping. The aunts gave full play to their usual speed of peeling corn and killed it in seconds, paralyzing Qingming Company's already extremely fragile network system up.The aunts who couldn't buy the album online quickly selected a representative and hired a tractor to buy it at the counter in Ping'an Jing.

Fangirls who were buying Daitengu’s album at the mall saw the line of aunts lining out the gate of the mall like a long queue, and they couldn’t help but wondered, “What are you buying?”

"Little girl, don't you know that the big tengu is out of date now, and Wannianzhu's album is the hottest!"

Another aunt next to me interjected: "Yeah, yeah, I've sold out my head, and I only bought the regular version! The square dance version is all sold out!"

"Look at Mrs. Zhao at the head of the village. She left the village at twelve o'clock last night. She was on a tractor sponsored by the wife of the village party secretary. That is the fastest tractor in our village! As soon as the mall opened, I rushed in and bought the square. dance version!"

"Oh, how can we compare with Aunt Zhao, she was the sprint champion in the Ping An Games when she was young!"

The little girls curled their lips and asked, "Is it so hot?"

The aunt waved the Wannian Bamboo album in her hand to the little girl, and said: "Look at your big tengu, who is dressed so tightly in a MV, and is so conservative in what age! Look at our Wannianzhu again." Friends Nianzhu, how strong is this pectoral muscle! How wild is this tattoo! How smooth is this hair!"

The little girls leaned closer to their heads, and couldn't help sighing: "The figure seems to be really good..."

"Little girl, go straight to Qingming's counter and turn left, go buy it, it's almost sold out!"

The little girls threw down the big tengu album and ran to Qingming's counter.

Within a few days, the incident of rural aunts rushing to buy Wannianzhu album was reported by Ping An CCTV, which was reported by Babai Khuni himself.

"Recently, the artist Wannianzhu of Qingming Company released the album "African Red Song", which triggered a new round of panic buying! In cities, rural areas, and urban-rural fringe areas, every night, the night sky is filled with the flute of Wannianzhu Voice……"

The TV shows the scene of the aunts dancing to the sound of the ten thousand year bamboo flute.

""African Red Song" promotes a positive theme and praises the spirit of the African people's perseverance and courage! The day before yesterday, we visited Mr. Abe Seimei, the president of Wannianzhu. He said that this African spirit is worthy of To affirm and promote, the company will spare no effort to spread this positive energy to every corner of the world!

"According to the witnesses at the scene, because the artist Yaohu of Qingming Company failed to grab the album released internally by the company, in the early morning of this morning, he was fully armed and mixed into the aunt's line to buy, but the huge tail betrayed him, and he was caught by our reporter... "

The video of Yaohu being interviewed began to be played on the TV.

"Mr. Yaohu, would you like to buy the Wannianzhu album?"

The demon fox kept hiding in the crowd.

"Mr. Yaohu, do you prefer Daitengu's flute song or Wannianzhu's flute song?" The reporter said, holding the microphone and slapping Yaohu in the face.

……

On the second day after the news broadcast, Yaohu was enjoying the dynamic Wannian bamboo flute solo in the dormitory. A gust of wind opened the door and tore the wooden door into pieces.The demon fox shrank into a ball in fright, hugged its tail and hid in a corner.A huge shadow approached slowly, firmly covering the skinny demon fox.

Someone pressed the stop button on the stereo, and the music stopped abruptly.

"Do you like listening to Wannianzhu's flute solo?"

The demon fox lifted its messy hair, raised its head and shouted: "That's right, it's none of your business."

Big Tengu leaned down suddenly, and put one hand on the wall behind Yaohu: "I'll go to him to fight..."

"Fuck, don't... don't act recklessly!" The demon fox quickly stretched out its claws and grabbed the wings of the big tengu, who knew that it was too anxious to grab a handful of bird feathers.

Datengu clutched his wings in pain, and asked in disbelief, "You actually hurt me for him?"

"No……"

"I don't care if I'm going!"

"Damn it!" Yaohu hugged Da Tiangu's waist in fright, "Boss has something to say! Something to say!"

Wannianzhu's album was a big hit, with sales twice as high as that of Daitengu's album, and it remained at the top of the sales chart for a long time.

Wannianzhu is usually obsessed with music and doesn't like to talk much. He likes to stay quietly in the dormitory and play the flute.His best friend in the company is Yaoqinshi. They share similar interests and like to be quiet. Sometimes Yaoqinshi thinks his roommate Yasha is noisy, so he goes to Wannianzhu dormitory to play the piano.

After Qingming found out, he asked the two of them to form a music group on the show, and the combination of two cool and handsome men immediately captured the heart of Ping An girl.Their music was of extremely high quality and received unanimous praise from the expert judges.

The fans took off their food, Ibaraki, and swallowed the big tengu one after another, clutching an old ticket, and climbed one after another on the broken African ship of Wannianzhu and Yaoluthist.

"Obviously you can rely on appearance! But you must rely on strength!"

"Is our bamboo piano group safe and number one!"

"The bamboo piano is my husband! Which one should I choose? I'm so confused~"

Qingming asked Wannianzhu, Yaoqinshi, Mengpo, Butterfly Jing and others to play a ensemble, and released a high-quality classical music album, which set off a buying frenzy again. Even the professors of Ping'an University ignored their own image and held a small bench Queuing at the door of the store all night, the frenzied scene is like the Spring Festival travel rush.

One day, the demon luthier was playing the piano in Wannianzhu's room, when the door of the room was kicked open suddenly.

Yasha strode across the threshold and dashed in arrogantly, grabbed the demon luthier's wrist and grabbed him.

"Yasha, what are you doing!" The demon luthier looked angry.

"Demon luthier, think about it, how long has it been since you went back to the dormitory?" Yasha said, looking up at Wannianzhu, "You are with this man every day, do you realize that you have a boyfriend? !"

Wannianzhu looked calm: "Sorry, I don't want to be like this..."

The demon luthier shook off Yasha's hand in disgust, and said, "Why don't I just play the piano with my friend..."

"Playing the qin? I think you are here to have a relationship? Demon qin master, do you know that the number one writer in Yinyang District of Jinjiang, Africa Street Sweeping King, who used to stand on the night qin, now writes Danmei essays on the bamboo qin!"

"That's for the fans..."

"Come back to the dormitory with me! I won't let you go!" Yasha said, grabbing the demon luthier with one hand and Guqin with the other, and walked out of Wannianzhu's room.

Wannianzhu shook his head helplessly: "I don't really understand you."

In addition to the bamboo piano combination, Qingming also formed a "countryside F4", the wheat harvester Gui Shihei, the scarecrow professional ghost Shibai, the little prince Yasha who forked fish, and the bamboo shoot king Wannianzhu. Wannianzhu was a little suspicious, but for the sake of the overall situation, he pretended to be kind.

The four beauties appeared on shows, took photos, and released records, sweeping Heian-kyo and rushing directly out of Africa, bringing a strong impact on the European entertainment market.

Ibaraki is very impatient - good friend Shuten is still addicted to red leaves and can't extricate himself; the number one dog in the wind department does not think about making progress, regardless of the paparazzi chasing after him, he is busy picking up and dropping off the plane for Yaohu every day, and supporting on-site support; the company's chef Kazume Arakawa Bishou's old husband and wife love each other; Yan Mo and the judge are so tired of crooked that they almost acted in a third-level movie.Then look at the group of playful singles in the company—Yimulian plays with dragons, Xiaolunan plays with butterflies, Qingxingdeng plays with lights, and Yaodaoji plays with knives.Comrade Liang-faced Buddha, the representative of the Asian working class, has already become a fan of Wowotou in the main cafeteria of Haifang.

It's all Africans!The company is going to collapse!

Look at my boss, Boya, who was fascinated by Qingming's little goblin. It is said that a few days ago, he dragged seven or eight boxes of luggage, excused the leak in the house, and went to Qingming's dormitory to beg for shelter. Unexpectedly, the terracotta warriors of Qingming's company used to be in the dormitory. The cemetery administrator is best at dealing with all kinds of water leaks. As soon as Boya entered Qingming's dormitory, the Terracotta Warriors repaired his house's water pipes and sent him back.Yesterday, Boya also used the compensation for the dormitory door that was blown by the big tengu to forcefully go to the African company to find Qingming-to pay the door to ask the two presidents to meet?He treats everyone else as blind!

Look at these colleagues who have sex with Africans in the company, they really don't want any face!

How can our noble European bourgeoisie join forces with those African proletarians!

However, I heard that a new SSR little sister has recently arrived——Ibaraki feels hopeful!

Ibaraki went to say hello to the newcomers in the company.He saw that beautiful little loli from a long distance - she has long hair and shawls, gorgeous clothes, exquisite headdress, and the penglai jade branch in her hand is even more valuable!

As expected of an ancient European aristocrat!Just looking at it is full of embarrassment!

Ibaraki went up to say hello: "Hi, I'm Ibaraki..."

Little Lolita was sitting on a bamboo tube, swinging her feet carelessly, she was concentrating on watching the TV program, she just nodded silently to Ibaraki's greetings, and said her name: "Kaguya Ji."

Fuck!Really noble!Only a real nobleman exudes such an arrogance!

Ibaraki turned his head to look at the TV, which was playing "The Book of Getting Wealthy in Peace"—it really was a real bourgeois nobleman!Be proactive and get rich!

The voice of the host Babaichuni came out from the TV: "Welcome to the Ping'an Agricultural Channel. Today we are inviting a famous flute player, who is also a large bamboo shoot farmer in the suburbs of Ping'anjing, Wannianzhu! I heard that he plays flute for bamboo shoots like this The music planting method makes our bamboo shoots grow fast and tender, today, we will let Mr. Wannianzhu share his experience in raising bamboo shoots with us!"

Ibaraki squinted his eyes and took a closer look: "Hey, isn't this Ten Thousand Years Bamboo the flute player from the African company? Why do you still grow bamboo shoots?"

"Well, he's a very talented man."

Ibaraki turned his head to look at Kaguya Hime in disbelief.

Ibaraki felt that European companies would definitely collapse.