Afrika Seimei and his star company

Heian-kyo has a large population base and fierce competition for employment, while African shikigami laborers are of low quality and often cannot find jobs.The terracotta warriors knew from a young age that they were not as innately superior as the rich second generations of Europe. They had no special skills, and they could not go to a good (yu) school (hun), so they studied hard, recited essays every day, and passed the exam in a first-class cemetery. Administrator certificate.He lives in a dark underground palace and looks after a deceased person's grave.

The underground palace is very boring, except for him, there are only a group of bats.The terracotta warriors regretted entering this industry - the working environment is too bad, there is no one to chat with, and it is open all year round!Alas, it would be nice to have someone to chat with him.

One day, someone really came.

The terracotta warriors saw a twilight light coming slowly from the other side of the deep and dark cave, getting brighter and brighter. He couldn't see who was coming, so he could only ask in the direction of the light: "Who is coming, tell me your name."

"Tomb Raider." A woman wearing a bamboo hat slowly floated in against the light. Two groups of blue-purple flames danced on her palms, and a strand of hair covered half of her face.

The terracotta warriors couldn't see her face clearly, but they thought she was pretty in outline, hehehe... Oh no, what did she say her name was? "Grave robber"!Tomb robbers!The terracotta warriors came to their senses at once—they have been in the business for many years, and finally came to business!I want to show you the power of the Guardian God of my cemetery!

The terracotta warrior drew his sword and pointed forward, and the tomb robber stopped in front of him.

The two looked at each other for a long time without saying a word.

The terracotta warriors tried hard to recall the knowledge in the cemetery management qualification certificate textbook. The book said that people should be treated in a humane manner. The terracotta warriors controlled their expressions and said politely: "Miss, I'm sorry, strangers are not allowed to enter."

"Don't worry, although I'm called a tomb robber, I'm a serious tourist. Tomb robbery was a trend a few years ago, and it's outdated now, okay?"

"Sorry we don't accept sightseeing here."

The tomb robber looked around and asked, "Are you alone here?"

The terracotta warriors nodded, shook their heads again, and said, "There are bats."

"Is there no one who changes shifts with you? Doesn't the 24-hour non-stop work like Guanfen arrange three shifts?"

"No, it's just me."

"Why don't you sue the employer? This is a serious violation of labor law."

The terracotta warriors pointed to the coffin behind them with their thumbs: "The employer has been dead for many years."

The tomb robber curled his lips and said, "Oh, how pitiful. How about I talk to you for a while, and you explain this place to me."

The terracotta warriors thought about it. After working so hard for so long, they didn't even get a year-end bonus, so why not...promise her?

The terracotta warriors hadn’t communicated with anyone for a long time. He sat aside in embarrassment, patted the seat next to him, and said falteringly, “Well…how about…um…sit here…”

The tomb robber pointed to his floating lower body: "Do you think I can sit?"

The terracotta warrior looked at the tomb robber, and found that when she was floating, she was sitting at the same height as herself.

"Then let's talk about it...then...then what are we talking about?"

The tomb robber pointed to the sword of the terracotta warrior and asked, "Are you good at swordsmanship?"

"Pretty good." Terracotta Warriors are very confident.

The tomb robber took out a handful of walnuts from his pocket and handed them to the terracotta warriors, saying, "Open the walnuts, let's eat and chat."

The terracotta warriors think that the tomb robber is a magical person—no, a ghost.

The tomb robber has been to many places. She told the terracotta warriors about the outside world, which opened the eyes of the terracotta warriors. What's even more amazing is that she looks so small, but she can hide so many walnuts in her pocket!The walnut shells cut out by the terracotta warriors with their swords were all piled up into a hill.

"How do you hide so many walnuts?"

"I like to eat," said the tomb robber, and reached into his pocket again, "Oh, it's gone in my pocket."

"Finish?" the terracotta warriors said as they wiped the sweat off their foreheads—it took a lot of energy to chop so many walnuts, and now they can finally rest.

"Don't be afraid, there are more." The tomb robber said and took off the bamboo hat - the bamboo hat was filled with walnuts.

The terracotta warriors felt like they were going to die.

"Hey, big fool, why are your eyes red?"

"My name is Terracotta Warriors," Terracotta Warriors said as they cracked open a walnut and handed the walnut meat to tomb robbers. A man born from the grave."

The tomb robber grabbed a handful of walnuts from the palm of the terracotta warrior and stuffed them into his mouth. He chewed and said, "No wonder this ancient tomb is so well preserved. Have you been here all this time?"

"En." The terracotta warrior was a little lonely, and his voice of knocking walnuts also slowly became low.

"Don't you want to go out?"

"I do not know."

"The outside world is very exciting, even if you don't go out to see it...you can change to another grave to see, how boring it is to stay in one place all the time."

"Is it really that nice outside?"

"Why lie to you." The tomb robber patted the back of the terracotta warriors, "I have been to many places over the years, but I still want to go to Ping An Jing. I heard people say that it is the most prosperous and lively place in the Ping An world. The ten-mile long street is dimly lit, and the most important thing is that the sushi in Baigui Yexing Snack Street is very delicious."

The terracotta warriors raised their heads, trying to imagine the beautiful lights of thousands of houses at night in Heianjing, but all he could see was the dark stone cave roof. He only remembered that when he first came to the ancient tomb, he had carefully admired the carvings on the cave roof. But only then did he realize that the carvings that were so exquisite that people couldn't take their eyes off them had been washed away by the years and became rough and clumsy.Only then did he realize that he really didn't remember when he came here at all, it must have been many years.

The tomb robber stayed in the tomb for many days, and she visited the ancient tomb accompanied by the terracotta warriors, and more time, she lit a blue-purple fire, accompanied by the twilight of the flame, and ate walnuts with the terracotta warriors , Talking about things in the outside world.

One day, she suddenly said: "My story is almost finished."

"what?"

"I'm leaving for Ping'an Jing." The tomb robber looked down at her palm, she was holding walnuts in one hand, and slowly fiddled with the few nuts in her palm with the index finger of the other hand.

The terracotta warriors were chopping walnuts when the movement of his hands stopped.

No one spoke, and there was silence in the tomb. They could even hear each other's heavy heartbeats, echoing in the deep cave, echoing in their ears over and over again.The sound didn't seem to weaken at all, but became louder and louder, which was frightening.The air pressure in the tomb is low, so gloomy that it is hard to breathe.

The terracotta warriors raised their swords and fell, a round walnut cracked, fragments of the shell were scattered, and a kernel was left intact on the ground.He picked up the piece of walnut meat and handed it to the grave robber with a smile.

"Walnuts are delicious. I never had them before you came."

The tomb robber raised his head and stared blankly at the terracotta warriors—this was the first time she saw this big man smiling.However, his red eyes stopped blinking and looked a little dim.

"I thought I could eat with you all the time."

The tomb robber is gone, and only terracotta warriors and bats are left in the ancient tomb.

A bat flew in front of the terracotta warriors and said, "Hey brother, why didn't you use your infrared dog eyes to shine on us these two days?"

The terracotta warriors sat at the place where they chatted with the tomb robbers before, their heads were lowered and they did not speak.

"Have cataracts?"

The terracotta warriors did not move or speak a word.

"Oh, I see, you're gone."

The terracotta warriors suddenly raised their heads, and said angrily: "She didn't have one, she said she went to Ping'an capital, and when she made money, she would buy a cart of walnuts to pick me up!"

The bat flapped its wings and said, "Well, I hope she will come."

The terracotta warriors lowered their heads and murmured: "She will come, she will definitely come."

The author has something to say:

I went for my research two days ago, and I just finished my thesis... It's been a long time!