Afrika Seimei and his star company

Tiao Tiao Family is a brother-sister dance group under Qingming Company. Their signature dance is to shake the body to the maximum to achieve the effect of moving the joints of the whole body.At that time, the three brothers and sisters posted their dance videos on the Internet, which attracted Qingming's attention.Later, Qingming signed the three of them and tried to push their dances to the Ping An World Sports Channel. Some experts studied their dances and declared on the Science and Education Channel——

"Dancing brother and sister's dance, the effect of strengthening the body is better than that of Jiamusi! The effect of anti-osteoporosis is better than that of Qingchun Bao! The effect of delaying Alzheimer's disease is stronger than melatonin!"

Since then, the dance of the Tiaodiao family has become popular all over the world in Ping An, and all the square dancing aunts in Ping An Beijing have learned this dance.Qingming also specially asked instrumentalists such as Yaoqin Master, Meng Po, and Butterfly Spirit to perform "Dancing Dance Music". With the strong purchasing power of square dancing aunts, the monthly sales of this set of discs once surpassed that of "" Daitengu Flute Solo", as soon as night falls, you can see the aunts dragging the stereo, playing "Dancing Music", dancing like zombies in the smog.

Before embarking on the road of dancing, brother Tiaotiao was a leader in Africa and a local snake in Pinganjing. When he met someone who came to make a fight, he only needed to jump on the ground twice, and the younger brothers from all over the world would come to help him fight. His strength makes it difficult for him to find an opponent in the safe world, and Dugu seeks defeat.The high place is very cold, and the brother Tiaotiao gradually feels confused in life. The dance he accidentally recorded with his younger siblings brought him to Qingming's company, and he felt that he had found his direction in life.In addition to catching up with the notice, Brother Tiaotiao still insists on his ancestral coffin making skills and runs his own funeral supplies store. The coffins produced by his family are national inspection-free products. The quality is excellent and will not rot for hundreds of years. Go to his store The ordering of the coffins in the store has been in line for 40 years. It is said that the current Shikigami, as soon as he graduates from university, will order a coffin in the brother's shop, otherwise he will not be able to do it when he dies.

Sister Tiaotiao is famous for her cuteness and has a large number of otaku fans. She has formed a fan station called "Tiaotiao Brother-in-law". The real identity of the fan station owner is Yaohu.Yaohu collects various variety show interviews with Tiaotiao’s sister, makes a collection and posts them on the Internet, and sometimes, Yaohu secretly takes photos of Tiaotiao’s sister’s life, and selects the ordinary ones to post on the fan website, and the remaining special ones are posted by the Yaohu Private collection, or enlarged to make a poster and stick it on the walls, ceilings, and toilets of your own room, so as to ensure that you can watch it all the time.In addition, sister Tiaotiao is also a well-known pet blogger on the Internet. Her beloved tomato also has a large number of fans on the Internet. Tens of thousands of fans yelled "Ahhh Tomato is so cute" and "Let's form a group to steal the dog from Tiaomei's house".

However, Brother Tiaotiao and Sister Tiaotiao had trouble thinking because they drank too much Sanlu milk powder when they were young.As the only member of the family with normal intelligence, younger brother Tiaotiao takes care of important matters such as receiving announcements, contacting the company, and issuing statement drafts for the entire team. Due to hard work, younger brother Tiaotiao is much thinner than his elder brother.

The Tiaotiao family has always been law-abiding, but recently something happened that gave Qingming a headache-the Tiaomei demon fox scandal.The girl fans of Yaohu ran to Tiaomei Weibo to curse people—"You blue-faced monster is not good enough for our family", "Don't tie up our family to hype".Yaohu fans also went to Tiaoge Tiaodi Weibo, asking them to take good care of their sister.Fans of Tiaotiaomei sister counterattacked: "It is obvious that you Yaohu tied up our Tiaomei sister", "Whoever reposted and liked our Tiaomei Weibo, anyone with a discerning eye has seen it."In order to quell the turmoil between the two fans, the younger brother Tiaotiao stayed up all night to write a statement, his blue face turned pale.

Yaohu didn't care about the ups and downs outside, regardless of Qingming and Tiaotiao's younger brother's faces that were getting thinner due to the scandal, and still followed Tiaomei's ass serving tea and offering water.

"Little sister, do you like Xiaosheng?"

"Uncle, you are so handsome! I like it!"

Invisible cuteness is the deadliest thing. Tiaomei's cute voice and bright smile instantly hit the heart of Yaohu.Yaohu felt that his blood bar was getting shorter rapidly, and finally after squeezing out a few drops of residual blood, the blood bar returned to zero.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaible!" The fox's tail was swaying in mid-air, and its ears were going up to the sky.

Yaohu approached Tiaomei's cheek, his eyelids drooped, his face was flushed, and he said shyly, "So, little sister, can I give Xiaosheng a kiss?"

Before the words were finished, an angry shout came from behind: "I'll kill you, you vixen! How dare you kill my sister!"

The demon fox was so frightened that its tail frowned, and when it turned around, it was Brother Tiaotiao who was carrying the coffin.

"Yaohu! It's been a long time since my brothers and I have fought! Itchy hands! I'm carrying this coffin just for you!"

"Brother, forget it! We have something to discuss!" Brother Guishi, who happened to be passing by, held Brother Tiaotiao by himself.

Yaohu was very moved when he saw the ghost sent his brothers to save him, and said with tears in his eyes: "Xiaoheixiaobai, you are really my good brothers!"

Gui Shihei yelled at Brother Tiaotiao: "Your coffin is so valuable, you might as well give it to me, this little gay!"

Ghost Shibai looked at Ghost Shihei calmly, and said, "Brother, what do we need a coffin for?"

Yaohu pointed a fan at Brother Guishi and yelled, "Hey, how can you say I'm gay?! You two are the best!"

Sister Tiaotiao stood in front of Yaohu and said to Brother Tiaotiao: "Brother! Don't be angry! This uncle's tail is really soft!"

"Ah? Really?" Brother Tiaotiao calmed down for a second, stretched out his thieves' hand as quickly as lightning, squeezed the tail of the demon fox, and then fell to the ground, covering his heart, foaming at the mouth, with a look on his face. He muttered intoxicatedly: "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! So soft!"

"Hey? Really?" Brother Guishi stretched out his hand silently...

"President, next week's tailgating meeting may be cancelled."

"Ah? I didn't hear what you said, Yaohu." Qingming couldn't believe her ears.

The demon fox cried loudly and held his tail in front of him, roaring loudly: "They touched a piece of baldness!"

It took half a month for the fox's tail to grow new hair.The hair grew back, and Yaohu lost his memory. He forgot about the tragedy of Mao being bald, and went to pester Tiaotiao's sister again.

"Little sister, Xiaosheng feels so cold, can you give Xiaosheng a hug?" Yaohu shyly covered the lower half of his face with a fan.

"Mr. Yaohu, would you like me to give you a hug?" Tiaotiao's younger brother's awl-faced face suddenly appeared in front of Yaohu, almost sticking to Yaohu's face.

"Ahhh!" The demon fox fell to the ground in fright.

The blue face is full of spring power, and the white lips are heard before they smile--Brother Tiaotiao's cry came from a distance: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Is that puppy dog ​​here! Come on! I want to touch his tail! "

The nightmare of having its tail touched bald swept over. The demon fox got up from the ground with his hands on his hands, and ran while barking: "Wow, don't touch me! I'm not a puppy!"

The next day, Yaohu, who doesn't have a long memory, went to see sister Tiaotiao again: "Little sister, Xiaosheng wants to taste, does your sweet lips smell of strawberries..."

Brother Tiaotiao's awl face appeared in front of Yaohu again: "How about the garlic we ate in the morning?"

"Ah!" The demon fox took three steps back in fright, and the fan fell to the ground, "You...you are everywhere!"

"Want to know why I can always find where you are?" Brother Tiao Tiao smiled sinisterly.

"Why...why..." Yaohu asked nervously with her chin retracted.

(Conan theme song, music, start!)

Brother Tiaotiao waved his hand smartly, pointed to the front, and said confidently: "Because there is only one truth!"