Afrika Seimei and his star company

The hair-eating ghost is the resume I sent to Qingming.

At that time, the Tianxiegui Orchestra sent joyful activities to the countryside through three trips to the countryside. There was a fire in rural areas, and Qingming could answer seventy or eighty calls a day. The Tianxiegui Orchestra went to the village to set up a stage to perform.Qingming's phone calls came one after another, and the one-eyed monk couldn't spare his hands to eat the fast food that the one-eyed monk brought to him.

The broom god came to the office to clean up. Seeing Qingming's pale face and red eyes due to exhaustion, he couldn't help but worry and said, "Boss, your work is important, and your body is also important. You are still so young, and you have only seen it after living for more than [-] years." One SR (Yuki: Yes, it’s me), don’t fall down.”

Qingming felt that Shushen was right, so he finally put down his work and opened the lunch box.

"Mmmmm!" Qingming's mouth was full of food, and he couldn't speak clearly.

The broom god who was cleaning the table turned his head: "Boss, do you have any orders?"

"Help me turn on the TV. PATV (Ping An CCTV) film and television station "Ping An Entertainment" is about to start. Let me see if there is any news about our company."

"Welcome to "Ping An Entertainment". I am the guest host of Eight Hundred Bhikkhuni."

"Hehehe," Qingming showed an idiotic smile, "Today was actually hosted by Senior Eight Hundred Bhikkhuni. I haven't seen Senior for a few years since I left the company. Senior is still so aura~"

"Today's main news is-Bo-Ya's Big Tengu confirmed to play the main role in the Hollywood movie "X Traffic Cop"; Yan Mo participated in Paris Fashion Week, and his sexy image was widely acclaimed; Xiaolunan won the mythical movie "Someone Will Love You For Me" The centaur in the show won the Oscar for Best Actor. At the end of the program, we will also enter Boya Company to reveal the secrets of the chef of the company's catering department and the master of Arakawa, a top student of Le Cordon Bleu in France. Private kitchen!"

"No more? Why is there no news about our company?"

"Boss," Broom God cautiously waved the remote control in his hand, "Do you want to dial the Agricultural Station to see..."

"Um……"

"How to get rich in the countryside, more liver and physical strength, more drawing symbols! More liver and physical strength to save dog food, more liver and physical strength to produce Dharma! Welcome back to "Ping An Rural Stage"! The next program will be for us by Tianxiegui Orchestra from Qingming Company Bring "Little Cashew Nut"!"

The camera cuts to the open-air audience area under the stage. Thousands of aunts are waving their hands excitedly, standing up from their chairs, dancing to the music and under the leadership of Tianxieguilu.

"Boss...would you like to visit the travel station? Today we will talk about Ansai Waist Drum, and Chi Tong has already taken the train to participate..."

"Solo?" Qingming raised his head and looked at Shushen wearily.

"No, as for the 20th person, Chi Tong said he was ranked No. 19, No. [-] in the second row..."

"Turn off the TV."

"what?"

"Turn... woo woo... turn off the TV..." Qingming covered her face and began to cry.

The Broom God looked worriedly at Seimei who was curled up in a ball crying because of extreme grief, not knowing how to comfort him.Qingming sobbed and hugged Broom God's small waist, sobbing, "Tell me, why is there such a big gap between me and Boya? We debuted together, and he became popular before me. He has a big chef and a little freshman." Meat……"

"It's enough that one of the couple can make money..."

"What?" Qingming raised his head and looked at Broom God.

"No, no, nothing... I mean, boss, don't worry, the chef will have some, and the little fresh meat will also..."

Suddenly there was a "dong dong dong" knock on the door, and the door creaked open - the terracotta warriors from the Security Department stood standing at the door in armor.

"..." Qingming and Broom God looked at the terracotta warriors.

"..." The terracotta warriors stared at Qingming and Shushen without saying a word, with a red light shining in their eyes.

"That..." Qingming said.

"I'm sorry, Mr. President, to bother you. I'll come back to you later..." The Terracotta Warriors turned and left.

"No, no, it's not what you think!" Qingming let go of the broom immediately, "Come back!"

Qingming looked at the resume handed over by the terracotta warriors, on which was written "Job Application Resume" in large Chinese characters with Caiyunchu.

"Why? You quit as a doorman?" Qingming looked at his resume.

"It's a young brother who wants to sign a contract with the company..."

Qingming raised his head abruptly, and Terracotta Warriors clearly saw the blingbling light in his eyes.

"Handsome?"

The terracotta warriors faltered and said: "It's okay, it's okay... monster... monster type..."

Qingming excitedly opened the resume, he saw that the photo column was empty, and there was a line of words written below - "You will regret not seeing me, my beauty can make you lose sleep."

Qingming slapped the table and stood up: "Go, go and meet him."

Seimei signed Hair Eater.Qingming admitted that he was still very excited at the time. After all, before the hair eater came, among the male artist employees in the company, only the little monk with a lantern looked like a human.

The first job that the hair eater took on was an advertisement for Yamata no Orochi shampoo.Yaqi Orochi Shampoo has a huge market share in the Ping An World market. Their slogan is "Let your hair shine like Medusa." This time they have released a new shampoo that extracts the essence of the fat sea However, due to the expiry of the contract of the original spokesperson Babaichuni, the price increase of endorsement fees, and the expensive appearance fees of Boya's artists, Yaqi Orochi could only find Qingming to find a way. Qingming slapped his thigh and happily recommended a blackbird Hair-eating ghosts came to endorse.

The advertisement of the hair-eating ghost was aired, his hair quality is very good, no need to add DuangDuangDuang's special effects.In the advertisement, his enchanting way of tossing his hair and looking back with a smile captured the hearts and wallets of the audience. Yaqi Orochi Shampoo Company was crying to sign a 20-year advertising contract with Hair Eater.

Immediately afterwards, Qingming struck while the iron was hot and helped the hair-eating ghost accept a tobacco advertisement.In the advertisement, the hair-eater is lazily lying on the bed, smoking a pipe, and the smoke is swirling in front of his eyes. His beautiful face is hidden in the smoke, and every blink of his eyes is full of sickness.

Then there were several urban love TV dramas. With its flirtatious figure and down-to-earth acting skills, Hair Eater successfully portrayed a large number of male girlfriends.When he went out to do activities, he flicked his soft and black hair, and asked "Am I beautiful" with a charming smile. The female fans covered their hearts and shouted "You are the most beautiful", "So beautiful, can we women live?" It's over", "I want a male girlfriend like this".

But there are so many people who are popular, and the hair-eating ghost's diabolism also came immediately——

Someone reported to the TV station, saying that the hair eater, as a public figure, appeared on TV with a pipe every day, which had a negative impact on minors, and he made people feel like he was smoking opium in tobacco advertisements, so Ask Ping An Radio and Television to block it.Qingming had no choice but to issue a statement to clarify that the hair-eating ghosts brought pipes when they went out to promote tobacco endorsement, and that what they smoked in the advertisements was shredded tobacco and not opium. He also promised that hair-eaters would not carry pipes in public places in the future, and removed the original advertisements. Only then did the turmoil subside.

Not long after, someone reported to the road department again that the hair-eating ghost had so much hair that it could be stretched open, blocking the road when walking.Fortunately, the road department came forward to support the hair-eating ghost by stating that "the road is not built enough is a problem of urban planning, and the citizens should not be responsible for it. A certain public figure walking in the road is a congenital force majeure factor."

But immediately, some netizens attacked the hair-eating ghost on Weibo in the forum, saying that he is a dead man, looks like a mother, maybe he is a dead ladyboy.The fans of the hair-eating ghosts and the keyboard warriors tore it up. The hair-eating ghost bar was exploded so that there was no grass growing. The broom god cleaned up every morning and could take out a hundred and eighty Thailand travel advertisements from the crack of the company's gate. Qingming stared helplessly. Watching the topic of "hair-eating ghosts are shemale" jumped up, it directly surpassed "Ibaraki boldly shows love to drink" and became the most popular search.Qingming was about to cry - he was too poor to buy trending searches, but he also had no money to cancel trending searches!

The hair-eating ghost found Qingming, who was sitting in the corner of the sofa crying, leaning on the handle of the sofa with his body crooked, with his head bowed and looking pitiful.For a while, Qingming was overwhelmed by his weak figure, thinking whether to go up and hug him to encourage him, but seeing the back of his head stretched into a large angle of 120 degrees, he felt that he would be stabbed to death if he could not do it, so he had no choice but to Sit next to him, pat him on the shoulder, and say: "Don't worry about those bastards who talk nonsense, they talk without thinking. It doesn't matter, we are all with you."

"President Abe, thank you for your concern." The hair-eating ghost wiped away his tears gently, and said softly, "But I think that my current image has something to do with my image all along, and I want to change it. image, maybe the public opinion will change accordingly.”

Seimei looked at the hair-eater with eyes full of respect, and nodded solemnly.

The next day, the hair-eater came to work wearing a waist-length skirt with a deep V and carrying a large python on his back.

"Mr. President, what do you think of my new image?" The hair-eating ghost walked into Qingming's office twisting his waist.

Qingming was so frightened that she curled up in the swivel chair and said tremblingly, "You, you...don't come here...you, you, what's the matter with this snake?"

"Oh," the hair-eating ghost smiled and touched the big python's head, "I picked this at the flower and bird market yesterday, Mr. President, do you think I'm particularly domineering with it?"

"Domineering, domineering."

"Do you want to touch it?" The hair-eating ghost took a few steps forward.

"No, no, hahaha." Qingming waved his hands again and again, "Ah, that, your clothes today are very chic..."

"Oh, your eyesight is really good, you noticed all of this..."

Nonsense, this deep V topless hot eyes.What did I do wrong to see your boobs?Qingming thought aggrievedly.

"Those people outside keep talking about my mother, look at my chest muscles and abdominal muscles, they are the same as Shuten, the straight man from Boya Company."

"Yes, yes, yes..." Qingming had an impulse to call the guard and ask the terracotta warriors to poke his eyes blind with a sword.

With Seimei's "affirmation", the hair-eating ghost twisted his waist and went out contentedly.The moment he turned around, Seimei finally breathed a sigh of relief (scared by the snake), he raised his head and looked carefully at the back of the hair-eater - he saw the dazzling peacock-feather scarf tied around his waist, I saw his bright red pantyhose paired with blue flip flops, and the peacock blue cape that dragged the floor.

Looking at the enchanting back of the hair-eating ghost writhing like a prostitute in the Qinhuai River, Qingming cried and watched ten episodes of Tianxiegui Orchestra's performance in the countryside to wash her eyes.

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