Mr. Inspector

Every May, Gloucestershire in the British Empire will hold a wonderful festival - "Cheese Rolling Festival".The specific content of the festival is to roll down a huge cheese wheel from Cooper Mountain, and hundreds of players chase it from the top of the mountain.

Because every year at this time, many contestants rolled down the mountain with their hands and feet broken for this piece of cheese, which caused many accidents, and the police began to issue bans.

Lestrade regretted this. He has always preferred this kind of cheerful festival, and would find time to have some fun on video sites, or watch the news forwarded by locals on Twitter.

This kind of bad taste is a tradition he has kept for many years, and his status is probably at the same level as donuts.

The news that this year's festival is likely to be canceled has hit him hard, and he has been depressed for several days.

As a playboy, the whole of Scotland Yard could see it when he was depressed.

Others in the serious crime team naturally saw that the boss was not in a good mood, so they could only shrug their shoulders to express their understanding.Honestly, it's nothing to be surprised about, they each have their own little preferences.

For example, Edman, he likes to watch all kinds of videos of cats fighting in groups on YouTube; Donovan prefers to watch drag racing competitions, and the whole person can jump in front of the computer screen; Needless to say, Harry likes to watch game videos; Boxing videos; as for Katie...no non-soap operas.

In order to comfort Lestrade's hurt feelings, they all sent over the links of their favorite videos out of good intentions, saying that after watching them, they would definitely be able to come to Scotland Yard to work refreshed the next day.

Lying on the bed at night, Lestrade looked at the long list of videos sent from the laptop, and felt that his head was getting bigger, but he really had no choice but to watch one or two videos to perfunctory.

He first clicked on a few video links sent by Edman, and then changed to a more comfortable position on the bed.

Mycroft was lying on the side looking at an old document. He flipped the paper over and over in boredom, turned the pen in his hand, and then marked a line of English.

Originally, he planned to sleep now, but the person next to him was rarely interested in going to bed late, so he had no choice but to grab a copy of the information to pass the time.

He yawned, glanced over, and found that two cats had just flashed on Lestrade's computer screen.

And what happened next was even more unbelievable...

McCoff put down the information in his hand with great interest, raised his eyebrows and looked over, carefully analyzed the technical components and performance effects of this video, and by the way deduced the geographical location of the house based on the various decorations that appeared in the video, and the character of the master——

Of course, these are irrelevant, the important thing is that this kind of video will not be in Lestrade's taste no matter how you look at it.

Mr. Detective just yawned at this moment, he was a little sleepy... so he swiped his finger across the touch screen of the computer, turned off this video and changed to the next one.

This was sent by Donovan. When it was opened, there was a great noise and the roar of the car.

...in typical Donovan style.

The inspector frowned and turned it off, and switched to a game video recommended by Harry.

Mycroft watched his series of actions quietly from the side, and finally couldn't help but speak after Lestrade changed to a boxing video, "... Want to find a new hobby?"

"Right." Lestrade lazily replied after changing his comfortable position on the bed.

Mycroft looked at him with raised eyebrows, and then said, "But you obviously don't like it."

Lestrade turned his head and looked over, with a helpless smile on his face.He said: "I can't help it. They insisted on recommending it to me. I don't know where they got so much free time..."

He paused in embarrassment, and unconsciously remembered the days when he took time to watch the cheese rolling video, so he coughed and pretended to forget what he said before.

He then continued: "These are all on YouTube, but the quality of the videos on that site has degraded in recent years."

"I have learned a lot." Mycroft said in a thoughtful tone.

The inspector was a little proud, rubbed his nose and said, "I didn't miss it..."

He realized it after he finished speaking, coughed again, and the topic stopped there.

……

After that night, he spent several more nights clicking and watching all the recommended videos—and then found himself a little tired.

Not only can't feel the slightest bit of laughter, but the next day when I deal with them, I have to forcefully praise them.

... This looks like a loss-making deal!

The inspector had no choice but to temporarily include the great goal of developing a new hobby in the five-year plan. After all, at present, it will only be a waste of time for a while.

Mycroft seemed indifferent to his troubles. For more than a month, London seemed to be very peaceful. There were no major cases, and even trivial cases such as theft and getting lost were sporadic.Just as Sherlock couldn't bear to shoot the wall, anyone who made a living working on cases probably couldn't bear the loneliness like this.

The inspector is a very gentle way to dispatch loneliness.

Mycroft touched his chin and thought: "However, it seems that London's calmness is not a good thing..." After all, the superficial calm will only make people feel depressed.

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In the early morning, sunlight poured in through the curtains and sprinkled on the plush carpet in the room.Lestrade turned over in his sleep, and then seemed to hear the movement around him, his ears moved, and his eyes slowly opened.

He half sat up sleepily, and found that the person in pajamas next to him was holding a tablet computer and looking at something, frowning with a serious expression, as if he had encountered some trouble.

Mycroft also noticed that Lestrade had woken up, so he turned his head and kissed him on the lips, and said softly, "Morning."

"Morning." Lestrade leaned over in a daze, "What are you looking at?" He looked at the lit screen, and then he woke up halfway, "This is... Princess Susannah?"

He didn't pay attention to the news of these royal family members, but this Princess Susannah is so famous. She frequently speaks on Twitter or Facebook, and is actively committed to environmental protection. She is the most beloved princess of the British people. It has always been high.

McCoff narrated: "A video posted on Youtube early in the morning has already received over [-] million hits. Oh...it probably won't take long for the whole country to know about it."

Lestrade was a little puzzled after hearing this, "This is new propaganda..."

He stopped his questioning because he also noticed something was wrong.The appearance of Her Royal Highness crying hoarsely in the video made people panic after watching it, and it couldn't be compared with the promotional video.

"She was kidnapped last night. On the way home from her college classmate's wedding, the two bodyguards around her were also attacked one after another. As for this—" Mycroft gestured to the video in front of him with an awkward style, Slowing down, "This was filmed and released by the attacker."

After hearing this, Lestrade looked over in surprise. The video is not long, and most of it has already been played.

It seems that Princess Susannah was tied to a chair, and she spoke lines in fear and anxiety according to the request of the person who took the video, and the sobbing in her voice was suppressed by her efforts.

Lestrade watched intently from the side, and unconsciously clenched Mycroft's hand.

The princess sobbed intermittently in the video and said: "If you want to save, save me... Oh, this is impossible, please let me go, let me go... Impossible..." She seemed to be affected by the Threatened by the attackers, he shrank back in his chair in fear, so he continued to face the camera and said, "Prime Minister, sir, please save, save me... because only you can do this..."

Having said that, her emotions seemed to be on the verge of collapse, but in order to survive, she had to continue to hold on and continued, "At four o'clock this afternoon, please do one thing, and now, live broadcast... to, For the world to see...no doubles...can't delay time...oh God...fuckwithapig please..."

Her Royal Highness also seemed to understand the elusiveness of this goal, and fell into a completely desperate mood after saying this passage.

The video ends with her suppressed crying.

After reading it, Lestrade felt unbelievable. He stared at the blacked out computer screen, unable to say anything else for a long time.Then he frowned and repeated Princess Susannah's words, "—Fuckwithapig?"

His tone rose, with a strong tone of disbelief.

If the prime minister really had sex with a pig as requested by the attackers, and it was reported all over the world, then the people of this country will definitely fall into complete madness...

But if this is not done, the life of the beloved Princess Susannah seems to be in danger.

Mycroft remained silent, obviously thinking about the ultimate purpose of this video shooting.This is absolutely impossible to be a spoof. He has just received information that the royal princess is indeed missing, and her two bodyguards have also been attacked and passed out one after another.

The attitude of the royal family is still unclear, but what is certain is that the Prime Minister of the British Empire, the current situation must be terrible.

Just making such absurd request is a complete insult to him, and having sex with a pig in public is even more nonsense like never before.

It is estimated that the Internet is full of people waiting to watch this farce, and the number of Youtube visits has also skyrocketed overnight.

Mycroft felt a bit of a headache.

This kind of thing has nothing to do with him, but it can't really be ignored.The Prime Minister's Office hasn't said anything yet, but he should be taking action here.

Sure enough, the previous peace was just an illusion.

The author has something to say: *Black Mirror

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