kill those singularities

A housekeeping EX archer...it's not a big deal.Wen Shuo comforted himself so much, at least it wasn't Shihuang Lily who came here, right? Hahaha.

She sincerely said to Emiya: "It's like this. We Chaldea are a little special. There are several pure and lovely children who need to be taken care of urgently... No, of course they are not employees' children. Even if they are employees' children, there is no one now. I'm free..."

Wen Shuo led the Red Archers to visit the kitchen, the kitchen and the kitchen, no, it was the kitchen dining room and the common room, and then brought the man with an inexplicable face to the place where Kang Na usually haunts, and said to Red A earnestly: "As I will not accompany a master who is busy with everything. Later, you may see a little girl with white hair, and there is likely to be a kid with green hair who does not know whether it is male or female, and a young girl. Just a yellow-haired brat who likes to dye his hair."

"That green hair is actually a black and white guy, and he loves to bully children the most. As a mature and stable adult, I believe you will definitely help him in the face of injustice, right? You will definitely catch that green hair before he commits a prank. go out, right?"

The bow soldier hesitated to speak, and frowned, his lead gray eyes showed extreme suspicion, "With all due respect, this kind of human cubs..."

"You can be a great hero!" The master applauded pretending to be gratified, "Also, although it's normal for children to hug and hold each other high, it's not good to be too frequent. In order to prevent you from becoming a mature and reliable adult, you must watch it!"

After Wen Shuo finished speaking, she walked away with a deep expression on her face. Before she left, she turned back and added: "By the way, if you see a little loli with silver hair and golden pupils sneaking around watching, don't hesitate, that child So shy, she just wants to play with you."

Red A: ...

Wen Shuo went back to pet the cat behind closed doors.

After introducing Juxia to the kitchen and talking nonsense in a serious manner, she closed the door refreshedly, and fished out the two cats.

Does anyone still remember the two cats that Mr. Sun and Moon left from Mingjiao?That's right, these two cats are now her own, and they are officially renamed "Yan Meili" and "Yan Shiro" from today.

Don't complain about these two names, you must know that someone who can directly name a rocket launcher with a colleague's name, it is already a good progress to be able to give such a meaningful name to a small animal (.

Ah, it would be great if there was a fluffy sphinx cub here... Wen Shuo buried his face in the fluff, missing La Er, the beast of the family.

"Meow~" The dumplings squinted their eyes and stretched their waists under the skillful technique, and quickly spread into a cake shape.

As for the panda Fei Ge brought with him...it seems that he released it before going to Penglai.what a pity.

The next period of time was very peaceful, Wen Shuo took a nap, and then went to the restaurant for dinner.

However, the moment she stepped into the dining room, she felt a certain kind of restlessness in the air—it was a kind of resentful, persistent, sticky accusation factor, she touched her neck, and then said calmly to pick up the meal.

"Master," a calm male voice called her, Wen Shuo found that the red archer was holding a tray in his hand, "This is your exclusive dinner."

Wen Shuo took a look and smiled, "Thank you, but I want to eat meat."

Archer raised his eyebrows: "Dr. Roman said that as a wounded patient who is still recuperating, the diet must be light. Although it is all vegetarian, I am confident in my craftsmanship. Are you sure you don't want to try it?"

Then he added: "In addition, I heard that there are no more pig's trotters in the warehouse. Complete, complete, no, yes, there is."

Braised trotter lover Wen Shuo: ...

At this moment, she heard the voice of a certain Uruk in vain: "Ah, Kangna, Dengying beef, Dong'an chicken, husband and wife lung slices, fish and crab in the same house, bubble oil cake, Longjing shrimp and phoenix wearing peony old Eight-treasure chicken in duck soup... all gone?"

Wen Shuo: ...

At that moment, she touched her chin with great comprehension, quickly took the plate, and happily made such a decision after taking a sip: "Mr. Just take care of my meal, well, that's the deal."

The young man in red touched the bruises at the corners of his eyes that hadn't gone away, and raised his eyebrows calmly.

That night, when Wen Shuo was going to sleep, he unexpectedly found that there was someone standing beside his bed.

"...What's the important thing? If there is something to do, I will leave the court if nothing else. I'm going to bed." Holding a notebook in her hand, she didn't look like she was going to bed.

"Master," Archer said, holding a book, "Although you won't be in the medical room tonight, Dr. Roman may be very sad, but it's not a big deal. I will take good care of you tonight."

"Do you think I'm too fragile?" Wen Shuo couldn't help pointing at the tip of his nose, "I'm the one whose goal in life is to build a nuclear bomb..."

"Let's not talk about your life goals for now, now, go to sleep." The old lady said without any rejection.

Wen Shuo stared at him quietly for two seconds, put down his notes, turned over and covered himself with the quilt, "Okay, what are you going to say? Go away quickly, a gentleman can't stay in a girl's room overnight."

"You still know that you are a girl?" Red A squinted her eyes and glanced at the countless handmade ship models and wooden weapon miniature models placed around - very similar to the ones in Da Vinci's workshop. opened the book.

He was sitting beside Wen Shuo's bed, with his head bowed, and his voice was deep and magnetic: "In the depths of the sea, the water is so blue, like the most beautiful cornflower petals, and at the same time so clear, like the brightest glass... ..."

Wen Shuo felt his eyes throbbing, and stared faintly at Wei Gong.

Bowman glanced at her, "...that is the true eternal depth of the sea, beyond the reach of our greatest explorations and excavations..."

The bad feeling in Wen Shuo's heart became more and more intense. When she finally heard the words "Sea King has six daughters", her expression changed, and she said angrily, "You think you're coaxing a three-year-old child?!"

Mr. Emiya said calmly and honestly: "How could it be? A three-year-old child doesn't need me to coax you like that. You know that in order to let you relive your childhood, Matthew and Da Vinci worked so hard to find this book from the reading room. Is it?"

Why is there such a thing in the reading room of Chaldea? ? ?

The black-skinned youth calmly took out a copy of Grimm's Fairy Tales, "If you don't like Andersen's story, I'll read you Snow White." sinister intentions.

Wen Shuo was dumbfounded, and listened to Suwabe Junichi's voice telling Andersen's fairy tales for half the night...

When she woke up the next day exhausted, there was a love breakfast jointly created by Matthew and Emiya beside her. It was luxurious and low-key, and she left a piece of paper: The new Mr. Archer is waiting for you, senior.

Wen Shuo thought about it expressionlessly, and decided that he couldn't just make things difficult for himself.

So on this day, most of the followers were fortunate enough to be organized together and participated in a special...live.The Cave King Enkidu and Red A are the key invitees.

"In order to correct your misunderstanding of me, I decided to show you my childhood with practical actions. It's not a fairy tale at all, okay?"

She slapped the paper fan, correcting her voice, "Today, let's tell the story about Yang Zirong and Zuo Shandiao... Don't interrupt, Zuo Shandiao is a person, not an eagle."

Mordred withdrew his hand, continued to eat popcorn, and grabbed Merlin's after eating.

At this time, no one noticed that Robin Hood put on his hat and disappeared quietly.

After an impassioned presentation, those who were lucky enough to hear Wenshuo sing the Internationale had a strong sense of foreboding. Sure enough, she, she began... to play the erhu.

The erhu was kindly provided by Leonardo da Vinci, and what she played was "Taking Tiger Mountain Out of Wisdom", but even if she played it in such a cadence, it became a heartbroken man at the end of the world.

"Crackling...crunching..."

The sound of "creaking" as if sawing wood or picking cotton made a group of people look livid.

This woman did it on purpose... definitely!

"How is it? Doesn't it have a special flavor?" The culprit smiled brightly.

……

Hurt each other, no, the battle of wits was upgraded after the red archer heard what the two cats in Chaldea called.

"What do you call them?" The archer's face twisted instantly.

"Ah, a cat?" Mash smiled gently, "Gen Shiro and Yan Meili... are some strange but cute names, right? King Gilgamesh also likes them very much!"

... what the hell!

Yingling Weigong felt that he had to have a long talk with the master.

But this long talk turned into a one-sided lullaby in the end, and Wen Shuo fell asleep just listening to the chainsaw while holding the chainsaw in his arms.Fell asleep.

Red A: ...

He took a deep breath, pressed the throbbing veins on his forehead with a headache, and helplessly pulled out the chain saw from Wen Shuo's hand bit by bit, laid him flat and covered him with a blanket.

Then, looking around at the messy parts, the Cleaner, who felt the vicissitudes of life, felt a king's power gushing out from his hands.

hours later.

"You can't do this! This abstract arrangement is just like my mind! This messy arrangement is just like my wild and unruly inspiration! You are killing my source of inspiration by cleaning the room so clean!"

Archer chuckled, and taunted: "Don't tell me you have to slice yourself to find out that your inspiration is a killer." He said earnestly: "Master, you are also an adult, look, orderly, neat and tidy. The placement is more conducive to improving efficiency blablabla..."

Wen Shuo: ...

She quickly ran towards Hei Zhen's embrace.

"Jeanne! My dear! Are you there?"

"Not here, get lost." The Dragon Witch who was playing a game threw a pillow at her full of disgust.

Wen Shuo's inscrutable look: "Oh, then I'm leaving."

"...Wait!" Someone who looked like a ferocious little milk dog and had no deterrent force twitched for a second, "Say, what's the matter?"

"I'm going to bake biscuits, do you want to eat them?" The beating master smiled like a fox, and said, "If you eat my biscuits, you will become a loli and play with me?"

In the next hour, the arrogant and vicious red-clothed man who was keen on housekeeping but refused to admit it himself found masterx1 and silver-haired loli x1 in the kitchen.

Mr. Emiya didn't realize what it meant for Joan of Arc to become Santa Lily, and he was still lamenting that the master's appearance of a little virtuous should not be an illusion...

Xiao Xiao spent a wonderful morning with cookies and stuffed dolls in his arms, and then took Wen Shuo's hand to the spirit foundation summoning room.

And as he wished, with his lucky value, he brought Cu Chulainn, the Son of Light of Ireland.

Once again, Wen Shuo, who was the actor's upper body, talked nonsense with snot and tears, and successfully sold a certain old lady.

The effect is extremely dramatic and the result is pleasing to the eye.

On the contrary, Roman's heart was devastated, and Chaldea employees often heard his heartbroken wailing: "You two—you are not allowed to fight here, can you hear me——"

"boom!"

"Miscellaneous cultivator! How dare you disturb my afternoon tea?!"

"Stop, stop, hey..."

The commander-in-chief of Chaldea cried to the magic Meili, he wanted to resign, resign!

This kind of mutual torture didn't last long, because everyone has realized that if they don't start doing business, human relations will sooner or later be destroyed by boring internal strife.

Before leaving, Wen Shuo was bombarded by Dr. Roman's thoughts.It seems that she is not going to restore human reason but to destroy human reason.

A pessimistic doctor is like a mother who marries her daughter... and solemnly entrusted the Master's other mother—the one in red, to make people take care of Wen Shuo not to pick (dao) trash (dan) casually rubbish blah blah...

He was so verbose that he seemed to have entered menopause, and even Da Vinci couldn't stand it anymore, and kicked him into the control room.

Wen Shuo shrugged, "Why don't you go with us, Roman, so you can feel more at ease."

The pink hair flicked, and the green eyes widened, "Are you kidding me! Do you think this is a trip?"

Wen Shuo automatically blocked Roman's babbling, on the surface he was pure and innocent, but in his heart he raised an evil smile.

According to common sense, Da Vinci would usually be more vigilant when he saw her familiar eyes, but not today. Today, the profiteer carried out the routine pre-war mobilization with a smile on his face, and then started the spiritual transfer, and waved his hand: " Sarah, I wish you a successful mission and a safe return~"

So the young man in a white coat was standing in front of the cage of the control room in Chaldea, and heard Wen Shuo say: "After discussion with the organization, we decided to give our model worker Romani Akiman a vacation. The vacation will be at least three days. In case of special circumstances, the combat time needs to be extended, and the holidays will be postponed..."

"Eh?"

Roman was thinking about how these words sound familiar, when he heard applause.

"Well, don't worry, Romani, I will assist Miss Da Vinci." This is Alice, one of Chaldea's last consciences. Under Da Vinci's training, she has successfully evolved into a decathlon butler. It is easy to use various equipment and instruments.

And because she is not a human being, she doesn't even have time to sleep.

"In exchange, I will stay in Chaldea—what? Isn't it very touching, Romani?" The Flower Magician blinked with a smile.

"No, wait a minute? What do you mean the holiday will be postponed if the combat time is extended due to special circumstances?" Roman realized with hindsight, and finally came to his senses.

In the next second, he was thrown into the basket by the accomplice Jin Glitter.

Before being completely transferred away, the pink-haired youth only heard Wen Shuo's pleasant and malicious voice: "The PY transaction is such a dirty one——welcome to 1945, doctor."

The author has something to say: emiya's kitchen utensils are really practical and convenient for home use...