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The next day, even the heating system couldn't save Chaldea from the cold wind and endless depression.

Last night's farce finally ended, but it made people feel sad and happy.The joy is that the two people's current rocket launcher Willima Xiu can still catch the treasure; the sad thing is that the magical rocket launcher is no longer version 1.0 but version 2.0...

So why are you so proficient? !

That red cannon barrel named "Olga Marie" that looks like a radish looks very hopeless, doesn't it!

... What about the original "Da Vinci"?

The universal scientist shrugged lightly: "We think its performance needs to be improved, and the orbit is not accurate enough, so we temporarily reworked it."

Roman was at a loss for words.

The second plan of combat.

"Konna, come on."

"Come on, use your invincible and cute appearance to drag the master back." For example, playing coquettishly and letting Wen Shuo play with you.

Although Xiaolongniang was a little confused, she still nodded obediently and ran away flicking her slender tail.

"Master, master," Kang Na pulled Wen Shuo's sleeve softly, "Come play with me, I haven't been with you for a long time."

Wen Shuo was slightly taken aback, and seeing the sparkling expectation in those big blue eyes, he couldn't help but feel soft, and smiled and patted Kang Na's head, "Okay."

Master Cultivator and Lolita opened the mock copy, found a piece of grass that dragons like to lie down, and silently clapped hands with the Justice Squad watching them disappear.

But they never expected the subsequent development——

After rolling on the grass a few times, Kang Na turned back into her real body, a slender and beautiful white dragon.She swung her tail boredly, and pulled Wen Shuo onto herself, "Master, are you comfortable?"

Rubbing against Bailong's smooth and delicate back, Wen Shuo narrowed his eyes comfortably, "The body feels great, and Kangna sauce is so cute."

After a while, she touched the dragon's little wings, "What do you want me to play with you?"

Xiaolong thought for a while, "Free fighting, no..." His eyes lit up, "That's it! I played with Thor before, playing ball!"

"Huh... the kind where you throw the ball and pick it up again? Or throw each other?"

Bailong shook his head like a rattle, "No, it's an energy ball. If you don't hit it back or dodge it, it will explode on the ground."

Wen Shuo: ...

Where can I rub spiral pills for you?

Suddenly, she raised the corners of her lips, and her eyes fell on the innocent Kang Na. The dragon's intuition made the little guy's hairs explode instantly.

Wen Shuo took out a magic wand—it was the bloody rose brought back from Tianji Province, but the current bloody rose is no longer the original product of the Bloody Demon God. After Da Vinci's transformation, this magnificent and mysterious magic wand can summon The range of species has expanded from the Demon Lord to Wyverns and Dragon Tooth Soldiers. They can not only summon but also launch magic bullets, eliminating the need for a series of cumbersome processes such as injecting magic power and chanting spells.

"I just want to try the modified effect of this magic wand." Wen Shuo slid down from the dragon's back, smiling like a fox, "Come on!"

Connor flapped her wings.

"Okay, the deflection angle is 57° in the northeast direction, and the target is attacked!"

"Ow!"

"No, it's not enough." Wen Shuo quickly took out his notebook to record, "The firing speed is more than enough to deal with ordinary creatures, but it really isn't fast enough."

Come again.

A ball of energy slightly larger than the original magic bullet was shot back, Wen Shuo waved his magic wand, two blue flames collided with each other with their flame tails, and just happened to crash into the energy ball with rainbow light, changing the Its trajectory flew out obliquely in a "brush".

She widened her eyes slightly, "What's the reason?" It didn't explode?

Xiaolongniang is very proud: "I wrapped a layer of jersey, this is the secret method of my hometown."

So in the back and forth, this ball of energy flew bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger...

Kang Na had been paying attention to Wen Shuo's speed, and was ready to jump over to bounce the energy ball away at any time to prevent her from being injured. Therefore, when one person and one dragon found a scorching little sun flying away at a strange angle at an alarming speed, it's too late...

The simulation system exploded.

"In this case, there is no other way, let's take a detour." The green archer said helplessly, rubbing his brows.

I don't know if it's Mash's illusion, Mr. Robin's drooping eyes are drooping even more...

"What's the detour?"

"Let's be soft, the softer the better. To be honest, I don't know why since I left the Yanan dreamland, I have dreamed more times. There are many things related to the master..." He sighed lazily and said : "It turned out that I saw braised pig's trotters last night..."

"Braised trotters?" Enkidu chewed the new term with great interest, "Is that Chinese food?"

"That's right." Bow Bing nodded, thinking of this, his expression was slightly subtle. After all, how miserable it must be to be bought by a stewed pig's foot without hesitation, master...

There is no such food in Chaldea, only pig’s trotters in the freezer, so if you want to get lo-mei, you have to do it yourself.

Matthew is wearing an apron, and Alice is next door. Although the two girls are novices in cooking, they are surprisingly talented. "As long as it's salty, it should be fine, right?"

Joan of Arc also slipped in, but she is not in the high-spirited witch state, but in the same Lily form as Enkidu.

Robin Hood glanced at Santa, "What are you doing, do you want to play house with Connor Enkidu?"

The shrunken Joan of Arc puffed up her cheeks, "Nope," she scratched her cheeks shyly, "It's so strange after drinking the potion...My lord, I can't understand some of my thoughts for the time being."

"And I want to help too." Santa stood on tiptoe curiously watching the servants busy.

Robin Hood sighed, "It's up to you." Although the younger Joan of Arc seems to have a much better personality, it is really troublesome to run in like a child at this juncture.

Enkidu too, is the potion of the King of Heroes Chinese cabbage?

No time to take care of the lilys, the kitchen was in full swing for preparations.

In the end, Green Tea went to find Wen Shuo with the plate of braised pig's knuckles that had poured half of Chaldea's efforts. During the period, he also got some snacks from the staff. Another handsome, handsome and slender ranger.

...but a Christmas tree full of presents.

Mr. Christmas Tree stared at the spare parts all over the floor, and his heart was shocked.

——He has never seen a more insane and disorganized workshop than Da Vinci's workshop. Da Vinci's models and manuscripts are stacked neatly, but Wen Shuo's is simply wild and abstract. Large and small parts, unknown metal materials, and working instruments are overwhelming, and none of them are in a fixed position...

So the moment he stepped through the door——

"Boom!"

"Ah?" Wen Shuo raised his head belatedly, stunned for a second and then suddenly realized, "Ah, sorry, there is a trap at the door—hey, isn't that the way Robin taught me how to make a trap?"

The bow soldier who was tricked by himself: "..."

He wiped his face silently, got rid of the strange-smelling liquid on his body, and glanced at the interior layout: "Master, is it necessary to set up the laboratory as a fortification?"

Looking around, there were quite a few defense-enhancing spells and small barriers, and even Wen Shuo himself was covered with a layer of protective spells.

"I'm afraid something might happen." Shrugging and putting down the welding knife in his hand, the Master stood up, "What's the matter?"

"Can't you come if you have nothing to do?" Archer raised the tray in his hand and sighed, "Let's take a rest after so long."

If we put it in the past, considering his personality, he would probably express his kindness with a venomous tongue or a direct sarcasm at the moment, but that is normal, and it is probably of no use to Wen Shuo.

His master is an acquaintance who likes to play straight balls. Although he sometimes likes to flirt with him, he is very direct and rude when doing business. Usually he will not be given a chance to be awkward and arrogant, otherwise he will be caught. This guy chokes to death or gets molested.

"Oh, the long-lost color and fragrance!" Wen Shuo fluttered his nose and gave a thumbs up, "You really understand me so well."

"It would be great if you could still praise me after eating it." Robin Hood looked at the messy laboratory, "Master, it's not just because you want to research results quickly." The sheer drive of distracting thoughts...

"Tsk, don't be so sharp." She paused and said lazily, "Probably... remembering something from the past."

"Tell me about your past."

Wen Shuo was a little surprised, "Are you serious?"

Robin Hood silently swallowed the habitual "I'm just kidding, I'll just talk about it" and nodded casually, "That's right, Master knows my life experience clearly, Isn't my small request too much?"

Wen Shuo put down the tools and materials at hand, took off the gloves, stood up and stretched, "Wait a minute, let me clean up."

"It doesn't matter." Seeing that Wen Shuo was about to have a serious talk, Bow Bing breathed a sigh of relief.

"You don't mind, I don't want to eat the engine oil and material scum together for a while."

She vacated a small space, dragged a blanket over, found two cans of drinks, and sat on the floor.Robin Hood didn't care, so he sat down next to her, and the two shared the pig's trotters and ate them.

"How should I put it, the first half of my life is completely different in style. The first half is a well-behaved ink painting, and the second half has become an abstract style of steampunk."

Wen Shuo gnawed a pig's trotter, "Huh, you made it? It's not bad, it's only one kilometer away from the Man-Han banquet."

"...Thank you so much for your compliment."

"My life was boring when I was a child." She took a sip of her drink, muttered how dull she was, and then continued: "I have learned this and that and learned everything to the extreme, and I am not allowed to go out to play. After all, little uncle Come back to see me once, and he is often punished to kneel down in the ancestral hall by those old men and old women at home."

"Well... Anyway, there is nothing to say, the evil remnant of feudal capital."

"Could it be the princess to be married?" Bow Bing joked.

"Princess fart! She's a prisoner at all." She wiped her mouth after eating a pig's trotter, "It's a family tradition of nonsense, so I ran away in a few years."

Speaking of this Wen Shuo was super proud, it wasn't long before she secretly learned hacking techniques from her little uncle. Many things were half-knowledgeable and confused. I didn't really expect this kid to be so straightforward.

Robin Hood touched his chin, and a little homeless girl became a bum?

"...Later, I smuggled into Japan, stayed for a while, managed to get a false certificate for myself, and fled to the United States."

Thanks to those horrible days, she has a clear enough understanding of this world where good and evil coexist.

Wen Shuo put it lightly, but Robin Hood knew it was not that simple. The Faceless King, who was well aware of the sufferings of the world, did not think that it would be so easy for a little girl from an old-fashioned family to run away from home.

But he still just listened quietly.

"Then, I was picked up by Roland." Wen Shuo picked up the second pig's trotter and gnawed it happily, "Although he is a person who lacks common sense enough to make people wonder if it is a human being who often loses the chain at critical moments, but Roland is more like my brother than my bad brother."

"Is he also a rebellious young man?" Bow Bing asked after taking a sip of fruit tea.

"Who knows, it's probably from France... Hahaha, no kidding," she flipped her hair twice, "I always feel like a fool who escaped from some castle, but when I ask where my home is, I refuse Tell me, I can't find it, it's very strange."

"Thanks to him, we have become poorer." Thinking about it, I feel sad. "What's even more annoying is that after I got myself an identity and was able to go to middle school, there are always people who find fault for no reason. It's Roland who doesn't know Where did the enemy come from, the first wave was sent by my elder brother."

So for a long time, they were not only poor but also in a mess, and they didn't even have time to write code to make money. They performed Need for Speed ​​and Young and Dangerous every day.

Mingming pitifully bought a house but couldn't go back to live in it.

That idiot Roland signed a loan shark for no reason.

Wen Shuo eloquently summed up his daily life like a fool. "...Speaking of which, there are too many miraculous organizations in Chicago. I just hacked into a strange school and met an old hooligan. Old man, cough, the old handsome guy is planning to do a human trafficking business. Roland and I are determined." No. So we started haggling—"

Wen Shuo took a sip of his drink, "Am I the kind of person who compromises for mere money?"

Green Tea raised her eyebrows, and a smile flashed in her eyes.

"...That's right, I was. After all, at that time, Roland and I were so poor that we only had pants left, and we were so poor that we could overcome any difficulties. In order to earn money and pay off debts, we even went to the casino to try our luck, and finally got paid off. At this time, an old handsome guy who looked like a rich man suddenly appeared, with a porphyrin glow on his body, and said that he would pay off our debts for us. After that, there will be a monthly subsidy for tuition fees. The only condition is that you don't have to hide from him..."

"Even if there is a fire pit in front of me, I will jump!"

Wen Shuo didn't forget to flatter Angers at this time, and when she said this, she suddenly missed that coquettish and handsome old guy very much.

She even remembered the first time she saw Angers, the elegant and straight suit of the British playboy with only two buttons buttoned, which was in stark contrast to her muddy body.

"You look a lot like me when I was a kid," said the old guy.

"How does it look like? I won't peek at a girl's calf."

Then the old guy laughed.

Then she found that the archer was laughing too.

"What are you laughing at? Have you ever seen Shengdou Xiaomin who bent his waist for five buckets of rice?"

"I didn't laugh," the young man suppressed his smile and stretched his brows and eyes, "I'm also what you call a small citizen of Shengdou."

There is a reassuring silence in the square inch space.

"Do you regret it?"

"What?" Wen Shuo was taken aback.

"I rolled into the quagmire early from a safe haven where I could eat, drink, and worry about everything." The orange-haired youth said in a youthful voice.

Wen Shuo was silent for a moment, then laughed, "The word regret doesn't exist for me."

As long as it is her choice, she will definitely continue, even if there are mountains of swords, seas of fire, and cliffs ahead.

Robin Hood's heart was touched, he suddenly remembered the two men he had seen in his dream, one of them——

Even if the stars in the eyes are gone and scarred, there is always a trace of unyielding fire.

He moved his fingers slightly, looking at the girl who was lost in thought, wondering if that trace of sadness was an illusion.Very good, the gourmet plan has been successful, and the heart has been talked, and then follow this atmosphere to continue to coax people, it is best to coax people to sleep...

"By the way, I have a new idea now." Before the archer's face changed suddenly, his master suddenly flicked his ponytail and stood up energetically, "Alchemy chemistry and machinery can be combined. In mechanical design, there is still..."

"..."

The second battle was a complete failure.

As a result, a major meeting was held in Chaldea, and the number of participants soared, and everyone was sitting on the verge of an enemy.

The final result of the emergency meeting was that Chaldea was in urgent need of an old lady, who was simple, vigorous and courageous, the kind who could manage a brat with a single effort.

Therefore, the organization made a decision: activate the destiny summoning system, and temporarily recruit a powerful justice envoy without Wen Shuo's knowledge.

Requirements: Full of courage, not angry and arrogant, coexistence of military strength and intelligence, and the best appearance is online.Of course, online appearance is not a hard requirement. If you can’t fascinate people, it’s not a problem at all if you can’t make people look ugly, and can play a certain oppressive role.

It would be even better if it is Sanzang who has the ultimate brainwashing move or Mr. Kong Ming who is like a teacher...

Holding the call sign he got from Da Vinci, like every chief who is about to smuggle across the European continent by canoe from the grassland, his heart is full of anxiety and excitement.

With the encouragement and support of every colleague, and the eager expectation of every victim——

Robin Hood affectionately, generously, piously and full of hope, threw the golden call sign into the spirit foundation summoning circle...

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