kill those singularities

High Tianyuan.

This is the heaven ruled by Amaterasu in Japanese mythology. It is different from the world and the underworld, and it is the residence of the gods.

In modern Tokyo, "Takamahara" is a top cowboy club in Kabukicho.Countless women who are frustrated in love, frustrated in shopping malls, or both are looking for comfort in this club. Some of them are still young flowers that are just blooming, and some are old gingers who have been struggling for many years. But the difference is that they all gave almost full marks to the service of this club.

Some even found a confidant in life here, which shows how high the quality of the club's cowherds are.

In the gentle and ambiguous light, Gao Tianyuan's usual night performance began.

"You can blow and play well, you can sing and dance well, you can tear down the characters of Bai Dao, and you can do anything with the thimble, and you can do everything." In the rain of flowers, the beautiful man in classical costumes "snapped" his fan, only half of his body was exposed. Zhang Yaomei's face said, "Qiaoxing in the next sky."

"Ah, it's a star—" The crowd of girls who were drinking a little wine broke out in amazement.

"Well, I don't have much talent, but if I can please all the ladies, it would be my honor." The handsome green-haired guy who appeared next, with his ponytail tied, blinked quite refreshingly.

"Oh oh oh oh it's Mi Vat-sama!"

Amidst the ongoing commotion, the handsome young man in a white suit followed the light all the way forward. He was expressionless, with long grass-green hair hanging loose, "Stage name...you can call me," he paused, "Clay figurine."

"Is it the new handsome guy?"

"Is that right? Ah, he's prettier than me..."

"I really want to touch his face..."

The last man who appeared was wearing a mask. The metal mask was like a pair of wings, flying upwards on both sides, only covering half of his face.His voice was low, unable to distinguish between emotions and anger, and the lower half of his chocolate-colored face was tense, "I am Kamen Rider."

Countless flower sticks were thrown towards the men. At the beginning, the Cowherd bowed and said, "Please enjoy this beautiful night. At the end, I implore all the beautiful ladies to vote for the person you like, and you will get the number of votes." The one with the most will receive an extremely rich gift, and one of the women who voted for this man will also be selected to receive a surprise!"

"Ooooh! Stars! Stars! Stars!"

"Mi Vat, ah, Master Mi Vat!"

"Masked! Masked!"

……

But surrounded by "beautiful ladies", there are a few who seem out of place and indifferent.They are the golden-haired knight king with a cold face, the French witch with unpredictable expressions, the stunned little Chaldean eggplant, the expressionless group pet Kang Na, and the witch fox with puffy cheeks.

"This...what is it..." Matthew's worldview was shocked, "These girls...no, are they still human?"

These yelling girls... Although they have a crisp girlish voice, from the outside, they are just a group of metal dolls with the same hair style as Artoria...

"It's hard, it's hard for them... No, it's hard for the cowherd on the stage, wait, isn't it us who are the most difficult!" The Dragon Witch finally responded.

Yuzao said angrily, "Who is that guy named Mi Vat!"

"It's the heroic spirit." The only calm Artoria said, "Also, fox, your focus is not right."

"He is provoking my authority!" Tamazamo said angrily, "The existence of this Cowherd's shop itself is provoking me!"

"Miss Yuzao, please calm down," Matthew tugged at her blue kimono, "In the Cowboy's shop, men are supposed to provide...services." Speaking of this little eggplant couldn't help but blush.

At some point, the white suit stopped in front of her, "So do you need any service?"

Mash hugged Connor tightly in fright, "Ah, Mr. Enkidu, please don't tease me!"

The green-haired beauty tilted her head and smiled slightly, "Ah, I'm not teasing Matthew, I'm serious. After all, if you don't work hard, you won't have a chance to get a ticket."

You can pull it off, do you think we don't know your true face? !

Enkidu took a cup and several bottles of drinks from the table covered with a patterned tablecloth, "It looks very interesting... I can make juice for you if you like."

So you just have fun!Ma Xiu felt that the slots were about to overflow, and she said solemnly: "Don't bother me, I, I, I... You can serve the other women and ladies who are watching behind you..."

What kind of experience is it to be watched by dozens of metal dolls with silly hair!Beep God Little Eggplant is here to tell you!

Connor stared at the juice for a few seconds, "Enkidu, I want that."

Matthew: ...I didn't expect that you, Kang Na, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would be the first to betray the revolution.She twisted her slender eyebrows and asked in a low voice: "What's going on? Why did Mr. Enkidu become the... cowherd of this shop?"

Enkidu completely ignored those metal dolls, and said while making a dark drink: "Ah, Emiya and I fought all the way here, and the shop owner said that if we perform a show here, we can get it to go to the next stop." Pass." As he said, he handed the mixed juice to Connor, "It doesn't matter if he gives it or not, in fact, I really want to fight him."

Seeing the indescribable color of the drink in front of her and the eagerness in Enkidu's eyes, Mash felt powerless.

the other side.

Arturia pursed her lips unkindly, and a curry stick quietly appeared in her hand, "You bastard, are you a Heroic Spirit?"

"Oh, what is this lady talking about?" Tianqiaoxing blinked innocently.

"Stop pretending!" Hei Zhen slapped the table, causing the glazed vase on the table to shake a few times, "The aura of hypocrisy is so obvious, you tell me you are not a heroic spirit?"

Black flames rose from her body, and she said viciously: "Hurry up, show me your original shape, or I will turn you into a barbecue!"

Seeing that he had been exposed and became the target of public criticism, Cowherd waved his hands helplessly, "Okay, okay...don't be so violent."

Faint water-like ripples suddenly appeared on his body, and the ripples fluctuated all the way down from the top of his head, removing the disguise in an instant, revealing his true colors.

Black hair and black eyes, handsome face, phoenix eyes are slightly cold, it seems that this is an oriental hero.It was his tattoos that made the handsome and gentle man extra rogue and domineering for no reason.

"As you can see, I am an Assassin, just call me by my rank." The young man who had removed his disguise confessed generously.

Hei Zhen's eyes widened slightly, and then she mocked: "I didn't expect to look like a dog, what are you pretending to do with this face?"

Assassin: ...

The key points you're focusing on... are you looking at your face like this? !

Artoria did not intend to let him go, "That is to say, you are the bustard here, no, Mr. Gui, right?"

The face of the handsome young man with the tattoo was contorted, and the ferocious aura on his body disappeared in a flash, "Hey, what kind of turtle, don't speak so harshly," he folded his arms around his chest, narrowing his eyes in dissatisfaction, "Yes Cowherd!"

"What's the difference?" Hei Zhen rolled her eyes, "Aren't they all out to perform?"

"Oh, I don't know your name, of course you can call it whatever you want." Artoria's cold golden pupils flashed a few traces of provocation.

"...We are enemies." Hearing what the King of Knights meant, Assassin was somewhat depressed, "How could I tell you my real name." And it is absolutely impossible for these girls to know his real name is For the sake of convenience, it is almost such a nonsense reason to complain to each other.

"Grand Turtle, do you have burgers here?" The King of Knights nodded.

"..."

Mr. Turtle, your sister, Mr. Turtle!

Assassin struggled back and forth on the verge of several bursts, his murderous aura fluctuated, and finally he had no choice but to compromise, "All right, all right, I'm Yan Qing." Don't call me Mr. Turtle!

"So Yanqing, do you have hamburgers here?"

Yan Qing: ...

This is the cowherd shop!How could there be junk food like hamburgers!

He said angrily, "No."

"I want to give you a bad review." Arturia's expectant eyes fell on the Kamen Rider who had been watching with folded arms, "But if this archer can cook a meal, I think I will modify it. Appraisal, hmm."

Kamen Rider Red A: ...

He never expected that the flames of war would burn on him, but in the spirit that everyone is still teammates at least for now, and there is still a little bit of camaraderie, Wei Gong loosened his eyebrows that could pinch mosquitoes, and twitched the corners of his mouth, "Yes, I I'll make tamagoyaki for you, and after we're done eating, we'll beat up the turtle, I think he's stalling for time."

After speaking, he simply found out the ingredients such as eggs, milk, bonito soy sauce, put on an apron and started cooking.

Arturia ignored the others directly, and leaned over to watch with a coffee cup. "No problem, he's just wasting his time. There's nothing a spanking can't fix, or two."

Yan Qing almost ran away, "Hey, you play cards not according to common sense! Obviously follow the procedure and you can pass the level very quickly!"

"What's the use of passing the customs?" Artoria didn't even give him a look. "There are so many of us, how many tickets do you have? And there are so many of us, why should we follow your rules?"

What she said made sense. Yan Qing calmed down. He didn't expect these people to come in together. It would be fine if there were only one or two... But now, even if hundreds of metal dolls in the entire Gaotianyuan form a large formation It is estimated that there is nothing to do.

Especially the violent woman who wanted to grill him, the intention of setting fire to the place should not be too obvious.

"This kind of boring trick can be seen through in a second." Red A stirred the egg liquid, "The fewer people, the easier it is to knead, and the more people, the easier it is to cause internal strife—especially the voting ceremony. But it's very different." Coincidentally, one force will drop ten times. You should understand this truth, right?"

Yan Qing clicked her tongue and decided to pull her good helper over, "Brother Wu!"

Unexpectedly, his good brother Tawara Fujita was making rice balls, and he responded, "Hey, what's up?"

Little Brother B: God is going to kill me.

He complained: "Is this the time for you to show off your masculinity?"

"What kind of male ikebana school is evil/religion!" Yu Zaoqian finally couldn't bear the anger and turned the table, "Xiaoyu, I'm here to let you know what is the way of serving a good wife and mother, Migu!"

"If you want to grab a job, go to the Yuzao predecessor//Wife Club! This is the world of female guests, who cares about whether you are a good wife or a bad mother!"

"%￥#@&...*%￥..."

Matthew, who had been watching in a daze, hugged Kang Na tremblingly. The little girl still kept covering Kang Na's eyes so as not to tarnish the pure heart of minors.

terrible!The vibe here is horrible!Senior, I miss you so much, where are you...

At this moment, Kang Na raised her immature little paw, "Your name is Yan Qing."

"You have a sweetheart named Li Shishi."

Everyone was quiet, they stopped entanglement and fighting each other, and looked at Xiaolongniang unanimously.

"Little girl, what nonsense are you talking about?" Yan Qing frowned.

Kang Na snapped her fingers seriously, "You also have a good friend named Lu Junyi."

Yan Qing's pupils shrank imperceptibly, but Red A asked coldly, "Kang Na, your latest bedtime story is "Water Margin"?"

Kang Na nodded, and then she blinked her big blue eyes and said softly, "Give us the bus ticket and follow us to Chaldea, and the master will summon Sister Li and Brother Lu Junyi."

"..."

After thinking about it, Kang Na added in silence: "That's right, the master said that she really likes Song Huizong's writing."

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The author has something to say: I am shocked and scared by my own diligence.

Lu Mingfei: Someone finally experienced the pain I suffered back then.

Chu Zihang: Pain?Back then, when you and Eiliyi enjoyed a lot of food and drink, didn’t you use the money that Caesar and I earned as cowherds and accompanying rich women?

Lu Mingfei: ...

Red A: Terrible, Kang Na has grown up, who did she learn this kidnapping technique from?