[Comprehensive] Neighbors are saviors

"Who is this?"

"His name is Fujimaru Tachika, the No. 48 master of Chaldea in Tachibana's world~"

"Heh, isn't he just an ordinary person with flabby muscles, even that woman [Master] can't even compare to that, and save the world? Don't make me laugh!"

"Even if you say that, Tachibana-chan is an ordinary person, and Lixiang-kun is a good boy."

……

The girl with light blond short hair in a fashionable leather jacket is named Joan of Arc. In the underground bar of the Enemy Alliance, everyone respectfully calls her Lord Joan of Arc.

The girl looks quite young, but her strength is extremely terrifying.Her malice entangles her whole body, like a vengeful ghost crawling out of hell. Although the people of the enemy alliance have done all kinds of bad things, there is no one like her.

Joan's personality seems to be fire. Her fire is different from the No.2 hero Andewa. This woman's fire can burn everything.

— including people.

Heiwu recalled the day Joan of Arc appeared, some unconvinced minions went to provoke her, but she was caught fire by the grumpy woman without saying a few words.Minion screamed for a long time, and the shrill scream was still lingering in my memory.

He burned to the last moment, and even a strand of hair turned to ashes.

The nauseous scorching smell of roasting human flesh still lingers in the air, with a bloody smell.

That week, no one could eat the barbecue, or, when they saw the barbecue, they would think of the human being who was burned to death, and wanted to spit out all the contents of their stomachs.

— This woman is a madman.

Sigang Muhang was an immature child, so naturally he couldn't bear such an arrogant existence.Heiwu teamed up with him to subdue the barking dog, but underestimated the horror of the woman and paid a heavy price.

Shigaraki, who was regarded as the next "evil" successor of the enemy alliance, suffered severe burns, especially around the neck, because Shigaraki used his "personality" [Honkai] to damage a woman's vocal cords.

But now, the place where she was injured before has returned to smoothness and beauty, and there is no trace of collapse at all.

"It's such a boring farce," Joan of Arc grabbed the neck of the person who came to find fault, and slammed him against the wall with a bored look on his face, "Didn't I say that? Don't let such dirty and boring things go." Come in."

The girl with light blond short hair was wearing dark clothes, and her pretty face was just as good-looking when she rolled her eyes, but the people present were not in the mood to appreciate it. They kept prying her bottom line with a little bit of caution and a little bit of tentativeness.

Jeanne felt a little bored.

This disgusting house-playing game should also end. If the trash from Chaldea is not found, she will destroy this boring world.

How about burning the city down with these disgusting people?

The girl scanned everything in the bar with malicious golden eyes, as if thinking about the possibility of such a thing.The black mist is indeed very rare to figure out people's hearts. It only takes one glance to see the malice in Joan's heart.

He hurriedly opened his mouth, pointing out a way for Joan to vent.

Joan of Arc listened patiently, raised her brows, and thought it would be interesting to make a scene, and it would not be in vain for her to come to this world suddenly.

"Yes," Joan answered readily. She curled her lips and smiled badly. "It's very expensive to hire me to work. If the salary can't satisfy me, then you all can die together!"

She has been in a bad mood.

The main reason is that coming to this strange place was beyond her expectations. According to the original plan, Joan of Arc should be in the time and space of the stupid master who directly transferred the spirit son.Perhaps because the instrument was broken (she refused to admit that she output the positioning target), Ms. Jeanne Alter transferred from Chaldea to an unknown time and space.

There is no one I know here, and there is no singularity. Ordinary humans have strange abilities. There are also many disgusting, ridiculous, self-proclaimed "professional heroes". Malicious gathering place.

What an unpleasant place, it sucks.

……

The beans in Fujimaru Tachika's sullen bowl of clips, like a picky eater who hasn't grown up.

The TV in the living room was broadcasting the morning news. Occasionally, there would be advertisements endorsed by two heroes, Fujimaru Tachika or Sweetheart Mask, and sometimes it would be replaced by lipstick advertisements of recently famous actresses.

But usually those who wake up so early to watch the news are older, bald, middle-aged office workers, so it is most appropriate to place a shampoo advertisement.

The "black natural curly hair" on TV is worthy of its title of hero. The thick hair is like seaweed. If it is not curly, it will be even better.

Sitting opposite Fujimaru Tachika, Emiya coughed in dissatisfaction when he saw him spoiling food like this: "Tachika, eat well."

"Know it……"

The black-haired boy was not very happy these days, mainly because of the comments on the Internet.Now that they had spare money, Tachibana gave him a mobile phone. Of course, the young man living in modern society connected to the Internet for the first time, but he saw overwhelming comments on the Internet.

——For him, and for Saitama-sensei.

He didn't care much about Fujimaru Tatsuka's own evaluation.During the year as the savior, Tatsuka Fujimaru has developed a mentality that he will remain calm after being ridiculed and questioned. Anyway, he saves people not for others, but for himself. Survival is more important than everything else.

At that time, he still had a glimmer of hope in finding the missing Ome. How could he allow the world to be destroyed before that?

If it doesn't exist, he is as calm as a stone bell.

What makes Fujimaru Tatsuka unhappy is their evaluation of Mr. Saitama.

"It's too much..." He muttered while eating.

Amano Tachibana knew what he was talking about.Some time ago, Mr. Saitama was attacked in retaliation and his reputation was smeared. On the Internet, the hero "Saitama" was so stinking, fans didn't get a few, and his strength was questioned, and he was installed An insulting hero name.

The hero "The Bald Caped Man".

But... Regardless of the black name, this title is actually quite characteristic. After all, it is difficult to find a hero with a bald head when searching on the Internet.

"Mr. Qitama will definitely be upset," Fujimaru Tatsuka sighed, "He has a share of the credit for saving City Z, but he doesn't get any gratitude."

"No way, it's like this for a hero," Amano Tachibana replied casually, "And 'hero', isn't it just a civil servant with a salary."

Isn't it.

In this world, a "hero" is not really a representative of selfless contribution.They may be neighbors, friends, or little villains who bullied you when you were young, or naughty ghosts who like to pull the pigtails of the girls you like... Such "heroes" are human beings.

They are ordinary human beings who have their own selfish desires, starve to death because they have no food, and die suddenly because they don’t sleep.

"Mr. Saitama's promotion speed is also very fast, and the ranking is almost catching up with me."

"Don't think so much, Mr. Saitama's strength can climb to S rank by the way, it's no problem."

"Oh yes..."

When they lingered in Hosu City to fight gangsters to maintain law and order, Mr. Saitama and Genos went to other cities to deal with many problems.Like other high-ranking heroes in the Hero Association, they specialize in dealing with difficult weirdos.

No matter how powerful the weirdo who falls under Mr. Saitama's hands, they can be dealt with with one fist.

Over time, Fujimaru Tatsuka will not deliberately compete for the credit that belongs to Mr. Saitama. The two heroes of the same class have been promoted rapidly, but their reputations are completely different.

However, Fujimaru Tachika still has one thing that makes her unhappy.

——That is the wage problem that is pressing on them.

Last time, in the event of a meteorite falling in City Z, the salaries received by Fujimaru Tatsuka and Saitama were very touching and did not match their merits.Amano Tachibana thought, how could he fill in half of the hole, but after all, it was only one-third of the current debt.

Of course, she was also very angry, so angry that she ran outside to beat sandbags.

It's really deceiving!

It was later discovered that the Heroes Association gave the credit to Genos and another S-class hero, so the money left to the other two heroes added up to less than their fraction.

But what Tachibana Amano could say, she couldn't tell because she was struggling, so she had to post the video she took before on the Internet.However, her fuzzy little video only showed a general image, and even the afterimage of Mr. Saitama could not be fully captured.

Therefore, netizens regarded it as an S-level Genos. Anyway, his hair matches the color of Mr. Saitama's clothes, and fans can't help imagining and beautifying it.

When Tachibana saw it, she would always cast aside these nympho fans in her heart.

Whose hair will have an afterimage on the whole body, and it's not because of yellow paint!

"It's useless to complain, let's keep working," Arturia finished eating fried junk food early in the morning, wiped her mouth with satisfaction, and moved gracefully, "I remember Master has two commercials to shoot today, right? "

"It seems like it started at 9:8 in the morning, and now it's 45:[-]," Yan Qing added, "It takes [-] minutes from here to the shooting location, can you make it in time?"

Fujimaru Tatsuka wailed, and quickly put the rice in his mouth.

"Oh, don't worry," Yan Qing shrugged, "If you don't have time, I can go instead of you. For commercials, I'm sure I can do it well!"

Why not, let you and Tachibana be alone together? !

The black-haired boy finished his breakfast quickly, complaining in his heart about the heroic spirit who plotted against him.Amano Tachibana on the side ate faster than him, calmly put down his chopsticks and clasped his hands together.

"I'm stuffed."

She got up early to pack up the things she was going to take away, and stood at the door waiting for Li Xiang.The boy quickly ate the last ball, and ran out like a gallop.

"Oh, it's so cute (I'm going out)!"

"Bon voyage~" Yan Qing enthusiastically waved her hand.

……

The tasks of the five-person group are actually very separated. Fujimaru Tachika is now in a group with Amano Tachibana, and the two are focusing on their advertising career.On the other hand, Yan Qing turned into Fujimaru Tachika, stuck in his rest time, and solved some minor problems nearby.

Because of this subtle time lag in catching up, "Black Natural Roll" has a special title on the Internet, called "Model Worker Hero". Some people even praised his dedication and called on other heroes to learn from him.

Of course, some Internet trolls are still hacking him, saying that he has bad intentions. Since he is a hero, then he should not shoot commercials at all, and show his hard work to others!

As a result, when these words came out, fans of Fujimaru Tachika (many of them were sister fans) and fans of Sweetheart Mask were sprayed to death, mixed with other stars and heroes.

The general public has long accepted the setting of "heroes down to earth", and whoever criticizes the heroes and idols they admire will have trouble with them.

In fact, it is the same principle as chasing stars.

Occasionally, the Heroes Association would send some autographed letters and gifts from fans. Although they were not valuable things, they were a kind heart, and they were all sorted out and placed in the small rented house.

Occasionally, Yan Qing would look through it happily, after all, he also had a share of the gift.

Fujimaru Tachika and Amano Tachibana went to shoot commercials, while Yan Qing and Artoria, who was hiding in the dark, went out together, intending to continue to repeat the scene of playing heroes.

Today, it seems a little different.

Arturia had a keen nose and smelled the disgusting smell of the arson girl. She turned to the side according to her intuition, and saw someone who should not have appeared in this world.

Joan of Arc Alter's eyes widened in surprise, and in just a moment, the golden pupils narrowed maliciously.

"Oh, isn't this the muddy Knight King?"

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to write 5K, but after thinking about it, I think, well, it’s okay to get stuck here.

5K talk tomorrow 23333

Yesterday I tweeted my wife’s article, I forgot that she changed the name of the article and I’m guilty.Goo--

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