[Comprehensive British and American] How agents solve the single problem

The author has something to say: opening tip:

1. A private setting: Harry assumes the position of Arthur after his return.

2. All the dead characters in the original "Kingsman Agent" are resurrected.

3. All the dead characters in the original book of "Harry Potter" are resurrected.

4. The other article "How Wizards Learn Science and Technology" with Jiang Hua is a parallel world. That article is about people turning into cats, and this one is about cats turning into people. I like Phoebe so much that I wrote another article. I wish you all a happy reading !

01

It happened after an urgent mission was completed.

Eggsy got up from the bed, used the speed of dressing in the army, drove to Savile Row, and then arrived at the headquarters by capsule train. Before he could catch his breath, he saw Roxy who was also panting. , and Merlin, who was neatly dressed and had a straight back, obviously not coming home.

He raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Five minutes late, Galahad."

Eggsy: Shit.

It’s not that he’s willing to be rough, but that when you’re done showering, changing into pajamas, and hugging your newlywed wife and preparing to spend a wonderful and warm night, suddenly you’ve received an urgent task, not to mention, the logistics officer still hates you for being late for late night work for 5 minutes.

Immediately, Eggsy felt that he was a child laborer in "Orphan Twist" who worked more than ten hours a day and only had one ration.

So after this emergency mission was over, Eggsy and Roxie fell exhausted on the open-air ruins with battle damage all over their bodies. The first thing he did was to turn off the communication between himself and Roxie's glasses, and said earnestly: "I think Merlin needs a companion."

Roxy: "What?"

Eggsy: "I said he needs to fall in love, a stable and long-term relationship, so that he can indulge in tenderness and cannot extricate himself, and realize that life is beautiful, and living in the headquarters and dealing with data monitors every day is not what a living person should have. Kind of."

Roxy actually seriously began to think about what kind of person could do this——Kings/man's logistics officer has long legs, thin waist, handsome features, and a Scotsman, except that he is too smart to be really amazing There are no downsides.

Logically speaking, as long as Merlin is willing, he can easily end his single state, but if he falls in love...

Thinking of the romantic movie scene where Merlin stared at someone with tenderness and tenderness, Roxie shivered.

She was silent for a moment: "I don't think such people exist."

Eggsy sighed.

Roxy: "Don't pay too much attention to it. After all, urgent missions don't happen very often, and it won't be your turn every time. What is that, a meteor?"

Eggsy looked up at the night sky and saw two meteors flying across the night.He immediately straightened up and sat up: "Quickly, come and make a wish!"

"What wish?" Roxy sat up straight in a hurry.

"I'll just make a wish...May I wish that Merlin can have a suitable lover! My God, it doesn't matter what gender or species it is, it's best to parachute into his home tomorrow."

The next morning.

After receiving the mission report, Merlin dragged his exhausted body back to the apartment.He had meant to finish the report, but it was daylight and the alarm clock that had been set for hours went off, reminding him that he had to go home and feed the cat.

Yes, Merlin's family has a cat.

Strictly speaking, it wasn't his own. A few months ago, when winter was about to enter, a little female cat passed by Merlin's door, and he casually fed it something to eat. Unexpectedly, the cat became attached to it.

Merlin thought it had no place to spend the winter, so he simply opened the pet door that had been closed for a long time, as if there was a new tenant in the house.

An urgent task kept him away from home for two whole days, and the little girl was afraid that she would starve to death.

I hope it knows to go out and find food by itself instead of waiting.

Merlin who was thinking this way opened the door and called out as usual, "Phoebe?"

Normally, Phoebe the white cat would have rushed to the door with her tail upright, rubbing her chin against Merlin's trouser legs desperately, but not today. Merlin waited for a while, and the corridor in the apartment was completely silent.

Could it be that they really went out to look for food?

Merlin thought for a moment, then walked straight to the bedroom with long legs.

Sure enough, the bedroom door was opened.

Should be sleeping, Merlin thought.The white cat doesn't like to sleep in the cat's bed, it just likes to lie on Merlin's bed—whether Merlin is there or not.

For this reason, Merlin had corrected him many times, but he refused to correct him after repeated admonitions, so he simply let it go.

"Phoebe," Merlin called, pushing the door open.

However, when he walked into the bedroom, what he saw was not the white cat lying beside the pillow.

It was a girl who got up after hearing the sound.

With long blond hair and a delicate face, her eyes suddenly lit up when she saw Merlin: "Ah!"

Merlin: "What the Fuc—"

He didn't finish, because the young girl on the bed got tangled up in the sheets as she tried to get out of bed, and was about to fall on her face, and Merlin had to rush forward and catch her just in time.

The girl threw herself into his arms, and both of them fell to the ground.

In the eyes of the royal agents, Merlin, the logistics officer who was omnipotent and omniscient, was really stunned at this moment.

What's the situation?

Who is she? ? ?

Where's the cat? ? ? ?

And while he was bewildered, Goldilocks wasn't idle.Lying in Merlin's arms, she sobbed happily, and even rubbed her chin against his cheek.

It's not suitable!

Merlin had to reach out and hold the girl down.

He looked down, and by the way, he noticed that her body under the sheet... was not/wearing/clothes/clothes.

Merlin: "..."

According to the rules of a gentleman, Merlin let go of his hand almost immediately, which gave the girl another chance, she moved/come/moved/moved excitedly on his body, sniffing/sniffing at his neck like a cat /Wait-wait.

like a cat.

A very ridiculous idea flashed through Merlin's mind.

He felt that he must have hallucinated from staying up late at work, or that his mind was disconnected due to overwork. In short, by the time Merlin came to his senses, he had already opened his mouth one step ahead of his reason.

"... Phoebe?"

The girl froze suddenly.

She raised her head and stared at Merlin motionless.

After a while, she tilted her head, as if wondering why he didn't continue talking.

Merlin coughed a few times, he was embarrassed, but maintaining this posture was not an option.

So he had to continue: "If you understand, you just nod."

The girl hesitated for a moment, then slowly and cautiously moved her head up and down.

Merlin: "You're Phoebe?"

She nodded again.

At that moment, countless thoughts and emotions flooded into my mind, everything other than severe shock and doubt was twisted into a ball, choked in my throat and turned into an extremely concise word that is quite suitable for the situation at this time.

Merlin: "Damn it." The author has something to say: opening tip:

1. A private setting: Harry assumes the position of Arthur after his return.

2. All the dead characters in the original "Kingsman Agent" are resurrected.

3. All the dead characters in the original book of "Harry Potter" are resurrected.

4. The other article "How Wizards Learn Science and Technology" with Jiang Hua is a parallel world. That article is about people turning into cats, and this one is about cats turning into people. I like Phoebe so much that I wrote another article. I wish you all a happy reading !