One Hundred Ways to Make a Villain Unemployed [Transmigration Book]

"I'm sorry, I have to interrupt you." Seeing this scene, the female ghost, who had been hiding in the fog and observing in secret with zero sense of existence, finally couldn't help but cursed, "Are you sick? Where did you start biting in front of me?"

Su Rong blushed: "What nonsense are you talking about? It's not gnawing! He bit me unilaterally, and bit my mouth open!"

Yu Qiubei suppressed the evil fire in his heart, frowned and looked around, trying to figure out where the female voice came from.

But she obviously didn't want people to find out, her voice flowed seamlessly around like water: "You know what kind of person he is, and you still want to bite each other with him! Are you going to be a pervert!"

"What and who!" At a time like this, of course, you can't spoil your prestige with others, so Su Rong said solemnly, "Isn't our president just a little bit special? I don't think there's anything wrong with him!"

Yu Qiubei glanced at him, as if trying to tell whether he was telling the truth or lying.

In fact, Su Rong was a little shocked at first, but Yu Qiubei was born like this, and those natural violence and impulses were beyond his control, so after thinking about it, he felt that Yu Qiubei was a bit pitiful...

Of course, he didn't dare to say "You are so pitiful" in front of Yu Qiubei, then Yu Qiubei must not have bitten his lips, and it is possible to swallow him alive.

The female ghost asked angrily: "How special is this? I even showed you what he was thinking in his heart. Do you have a lack of brain? You can bear this?"

Su Rong answered irrelevantly: "My mind is very good, thank you for your concern."

The female ghost's voice suddenly became louder: "He is anti-social, anti-social, the kind that should be arrested!"

"He didn't do anything, he just thought about not committing a crime." Compared with the female ghost's exasperated tone, Su Rong seemed much calmer, "Only actions can be criticized, human desires and thoughts are fundamentally beyond criticism. of."

Seeing that she couldn't convince him, the female ghost could only attack Yu Qiubei himself, "Aren't you ashamed? People like you shouldn't live in this world. Disgusting, abnormal, unloved, not even your mother." I like you, how sad!"

It's a pity that she found the wrong person. Yu Qiubei's dictionary does not have the word "shame".He didn't take what she said to heart at all, and these insulting words couldn't do him any harm.

He said in a deep voice to the vast water mist in front of him: "Is it sad? I think it's you who is sad. So what's disgusting, what's abnormal, these words can't define my existence."

The female ghost choked for a long time because of the repulsive two people.Su Rong suddenly slapped his head and thought of something.He looked at Yu Qiubei excitedly and said: "That's right! Don't you refuse to believe that this world is a book! Sister ghost, come and take care of me like Yu Qiubei, and you will definitely discover my world This world is different from yours!"

Unexpectedly, the female ghost was silent for a while and said: "No photo. There is nothing in your heart worthy of my photo."

Su Rong asked in confusion: "Why, why?"

After the events and conversations that happened just now, Yu Qiubei has figured out the way of this female ghost, and he said directly: "She can only illuminate the dark side of people's hearts, and then use this to defeat people."

The reason why he refused to take pictures of Su Rong is probably because Su Rong is a person who has no dark thoughts at all.

"Hmph, you are smart." The female ghost said angrily.

Su Rong immediately thought of Wang Fan and Ling Sihan whose whereabouts were unknown, and asked with a tight heart, "What did you do to Wang Fan and Ling Sihan!"

"What do you mean about the two of them? They are also struggling with their true selves. They are not as lucky as you, and they came out so easily..."

Su Rong became anxious now, "Can you let them go, isn't it enough for me and Yu Qiubei to play with you?"

The female ghost said contemptuously: "You two are so boring. I was expecting to see you killing each other, but who knew you would fall in love with each other instead. I am so disappointed!"

Hearing the word love each other, Su Rong's face started to heat up again.He quietly glanced at Yu Qiubei's side face, thinking that the task of making Yu Qiubei fall in love with him seems not impossible now.In order to return to the real world, he is willing to bear the burden of humiliation to seduce Yu Qiubei...

Feeling his scorching gaze, Yu Qiubei raised the end of his eyes as if asking silently.

Su Rong turned her face away.Forget it, he still made a mobile blood bag, Yu Qiubei can bite as much as he wants, the possibility of biting out feelings in the end should be higher than the possibility of him succeeding in seducing Yu Qiubei.

Both of them, the "eye-catching" female ghost, saw it, and immediately shouted again: "Be careful! If you do this again, I will be angry!"

Now is really not the time to think about things, you have to find a way to get out first.Su Rong asked her nicely, "Sister ghost, let's have a chat, what can you do to let us go?"

The female ghost laughed heartily: "Don't even think about leaving after you come in! Since you don't want to kill each other, just stay here for the rest of your life."

But getting close to Yu Qiubei interrupted her complacency.

"Why don't you show your true colors to others, and only use your voice to communicate with us?" Yu Qiubei looked at the overwhelming mist, and had a vague guess in his heart, "Is it real? Are you too shy to see people?"

Hearing this, Su Rong stretched out his hand on a whim and swung it around in the mist above his head. As a result, his entire palm became wet like it was fished out of the water.

He exaggeratedly sighed: "Wow, these can't be your tears?"

The female ghost stopped talking.Without her loud and ubiquitous voice, the whole space became completely silent, and gray-black clouds formed above the distant mist, as if a thunderbolt was about to fall...

They hit her sore spot.She is really angry.

Yu Qiubei not only did not shut up, but also started to throw out some unpleasant words like she did when attacking him, "Let me guess, are you too ugly, or are you disabled, so you only dare to look like that?" Hiding in the gutter like a mouse?"

With a crackling sound, a thunderbolt wrapped in golden light hit Yu Qiubei directly, and Yu Qiubei jumped away immediately, leaving a scorched black mark on the place where he originally landed.

"Why are you pissing her off, we're in danger now..." Su Rong asked in a soft voice.

Yu Qiubei leaned against him and explained in a volume that the female ghost should not be able to hear: "You will show your flaws when you are angry, just wait and see."

In the time of two sentences, the thundercloud above the head was brewing again, and it struck at the two of them together with the momentum of breaking bamboo.Su Rong's motor nerves were not as developed as Yu Qiubei's, so he couldn't dodge completely. In the blink of an eye, Yu Qiubei grabbed his shoulders and rolled him on the ground...

Their bodies were pressed against each other, and the strange thing was that Su Rong couldn't hear the thunder, but could only hear the beating of his heart.

It was his heart that was beating wildly.

After the tumbling, Su Rong happened to be lying on Yu Qiubei's body. His head only reached Yu Qiubei's shoulder, leaning against his shoulder socket.He stared blankly at Yu Qiubei's sharp jawline, which was close at hand, and was suddenly at a loss.

Yu Qiubei let go of the hand holding his shoulder and lowered his eyes and said, "If you don't get up again, a thunderbolt will strike you."

Su Rong's mouth was quicker than his brain: "Then why don't you show me around again?"

He looked up at Yu Qiubei, his slender neck was completely exposed to Yu Qiubei's sight, as if it could be crushed with one hand.Yu Qiubei's Adam's apple moved slightly, and his voice was hoarse: "...get up."

Su Rong was awakened by his soft scolding, and got up numbly, with the palm of his hand resting on Yu Qiubei's chest for a while, and finally pressed a hard muscle.

Is Yu Qiubei in such a good shape... Su Rong's eyes lingered, and he swallowed quietly.

Thunderclouds crackled loudly.Yu Qiubei saw that only one thunderbolt fell every time, so he pushed Su Rong away without saying a word, and caused the lightning to strike him.

Lei Dian was indeed only chasing after him, and Su Rong watched the fire from the other side with a nervous and exciting mood.

Chopping and chopping, every time the thunder fell, he seemed to hear a sound other than the lightning.

He immediately cheered up and listened carefully to what was going on.

With a bang, another thunderbolt fell.

Su Rong clearly heard a few words: son of a bitch.

He took two steps forward and waved to Yu Qiubei: "Yes! Yes!"

A bead of sweat hung on Yu Qiubei's chin.He wiped it off with the back of his hand, and while looking up at Lei Yun's direction, he nodded at Su Rong, meaning he heard it.

The next few lines of Lei Surong captured the words "ugly thing", "deformed child" and "monster", but knowing what these words are useful for, they still have nothing to do with this female ghost.

Seeing that Yu Qiubei's pace of avoiding thunder and lightning slowed down significantly, he had to hurry up and figure out a way.

"Female, female ghost sister!" Let's try to communicate with her first, Su Rong thought to himself and shouted to the sky, "Have you been bullied before? Let me tell you, what do others say about you? Don't worry about it, or you'll only get more and more unhappy!"

The thundercloud in the sky stopped charging.Not long after, the female ghost's dull voice sounded from the thunder cloud: "But the real me is what they say, what should I do?"

"I was born with facial deformities, and my mother is a drug addicted bitch. Are they wrong? They are just telling the truth."

"Every time I look in the mirror, I hate the person in the mirror. What do you think I should do?"

The thunder cloud floated over Su Rong's head unknowingly, as if Su Rong's next sentence was dissatisfied and she would chop him to death on the spot.

As if Su Rong didn't hear the deafening roar, she said without thinking, "Then be brave and be yourself. It doesn't matter if you are not good-looking, or if you come from a humble background, these are really nothing to worry about. Life can There are many things to do, don't restrict yourself because of other people's evaluation."

The thundercloud dissipated, and a figure slowly floated down from the sky.

The female ghost who had been hiding all this time finally showed up.

She looked about the same age as Gao Xinrui, but she never got angry when Su Rong called her "Sister Ghost".Her self-proclaimed facial deformity is really not modesty. The eyebrow on the left is obviously higher than the eyebrow on the right, and the facial muscles are also very strange. When she moves her mouth, the muscles on the left obviously twitch with the opening and closing of her mouth. .

"You look in my face and tell me what a man like me can do?"

The author has something to say: I still have to intervene in the plot QAQ between dating