One Hundred Ways to Make a Villain Unemployed [Transmigration Book]

Su Rong and Yu Qiubei returned to the supermarket with a bunch of equipment. Everyone felt safe when they saw so many arrows.

"But this arrow is blunt." Su Rong said matter-of-factly.

Wang Fan couldn't hear what he said, so he picked up a bow and was about to rush out.

Su Rong had been prepared for a long time, she stretched out her arm just to block the path of his rushing out, patted the quiver she was carrying with the other hand and said, "Don't worry, come with me, shoot as much as you want, it's enough !"

Yu Qiubei distributed the bows among the remaining boys, but there was an extra bow, Yu Jin volunteered and said, "I want to come too!"

She has neat short hair, smart clothes, and tight calf muscles. She looks like she is practicing running.

Seeing that there were no other girls competing, Yu Qiubei gave her the last bow.

Su Rong thought they should be able to set out to beat up the bird, but Yu Qiubei still had something to do.

"We still need rope. I'm looking for the clothesline sold in the supermarket to make a longer one."

Someone asked what the rope was for.

Yu Qiubei said bluntly: "Take a bird."

Su Rong only knew that horses could be used, but didn't know that birds could also be used.

Yu Qiubei made a clothesline into a lasso and carried it on his shoulders, and continued to explain the battle plan he had thought up to others.

"After I get outside, I will go to a place a little farther away. You stand scattered and shoot arrows at the bird from different positions, forcing it to me. If it wants to chase you, you run to the supermarket. Do you understand? ?”

"What about you, aren't you dangerous?" Su Rong asked subconsciously.

Yu Qiubei was still very calm, "Don't worry about me, I have my own measure."

Su Rong looked him up and down, he was carrying a rope on his shoulders, and he also had a bow and arrow, since he said that he has a measure, let's take it that he really has a way.

Except for Yu Jin, the rest of the girls who didn't get a bow stayed in the supermarket.Xuan Weiran wanted to go out to watch the battle, but Yu Qiubei said that he would be distracted from protecting her, which would affect his actions.

In order not to trouble Yu Qiubei, Xuan Weiran stayed in the supermarket obediently.

Each of the six of them took a handful of arrows, and just a few steps out of the supermarket, they suddenly heard a piercing bird song.

"In the sky!" Yu Jin shouted.

The giant bird hovered among the clouds and mist, soaring freely like a fish in water.But when it saw the prey appearing, it immediately put away its joyful state, and swiftly swooped towards them, directly disrupting their plans.

Su Rong quickly bent her bow and set an arrow, and shot at the bird's head.

The white arrow feathers drew an elegant arc in the low sky, and then planted straight into the bushes across the road.

Su Rong: "..."

Every row is like a mountain, no matter how good the shot put is, the archery should still be crooked.

Wang Fan shouted loudly and shot an arrow.

"Come on, bald parrot!"

He had great strength, and he stretched the thin bowstring to the extreme, and the arrow that jumped out was like a rainbow, and went straight to the giant bird high in the sky.

Su Rong couldn't help applauding him, and tried to shoot a few more arrows, all missed without exception.

Wang Fan's arrow directly hit the giant bird's forehead.The giant bird screamed, locked its eyes on Wang Fan who was attacking it, and then flapped its wings to accelerate towards Wang Fan.

Yu Qiubei took advantage of the time when they were firing arrows to attract the attention of the big bird, and had already quietly sneaked under a big tree in the distance, and tied one end of the clothesline to the tree stump.

Wang Fan shouted: "I'm attracted to it, you guys spread out!"

A few people cheered and scattered everywhere, but Su Rong was worried, fearing that Wang Fan would also be taken away by this bird, so he didn't move his legs for a long time.

In a few seconds, the giant bird had arrived, its huge wings blocked the sunlight, Su Rong could only see the bloody beak getting closer...

The target of the giant bird is Wang Fan, but Wang Fan is still motionless.Su Rong hastily reminded: "You should dodge quickly!"

Wang Fan's eyes were red and the veins on his forehead were exposed. He stared at the flying figure of the giant bird.Seeing his clenched fists, Su Rong understood in an instant that he wanted to avenge Xiao Yuanyuan.

"Are you crazy? How could you do it..." At the same time Su Rong said, Wang Fan's fist also swung out, hitting the giant bird's head heavily from the side.

The giant bird shook visibly with the naked eye, and its feathers from head to toe shook like an electric shock. It was stunned by his punch, and the sharp beak that was about to peck Wang Fan stopped abruptly in front of Wang Fan. .

Wang Fan raised his fist, separated his legs and let out a loud roar, and wanted to punch it again.

The giant bird waved its wings, turned its target without hesitation, and pecked at Su Rong next to it.

Why are you so bullying, a bird!Su Rong was so shocked that she turned around and ran away.

As he ran to where Yu Qiubei was, he thought, what a shame to ask Wang Fan to fly the plane. His boxing skills are like the reincarnation of Wu Song. He should go to the circus to perform tiger fighting!

Yu Qiubei's battle plan was to let them force the bird to him, so it shouldn't be considered a breach of the plan for him to bring the bird to him.

He saw Yu Qiubei swinging the rope leisurely under the tree.Behind him was the whistling sound of wings piercing through the air. He didn't dare to look back to see how close the giant bird was to him, but only dared to run forward desperately.

When he was still a few steps away, the hairs on the back of his neck suddenly stood on end, which was a signal that his body sensed danger!

Yu Qiubei clicked his tongue, stepped forward in two steps, and pulled out the bamboo sword he had been carrying on his back the moment he passed him.

That's right, how did he forget that he was carrying a sword? Is Yu Qiubei going to hit the bird's head violently with the sword... He was so distracted that he didn't pay attention to his feet, and he staggered and fell to the ground.

Yu Qiubei's movements were smooth and smooth, without a single pause after drawing out the sword, he stuck the bamboo sword horizontally into the giant bird's wide-open mouth.

The giant bird has no teeth and no IQ. It desperately wants to close its beak, but is restricted by the bamboo sword.

"Get up! Put the rope around its neck!" Yu Qiubei frowned and threw the rope to Su Rong.With the sword in his hand, he couldn't swing the rope.

Su Rong got up quickly, quickly picked up the rope and was about to put it around the bird's neck, and then he discovered an important problem.

"Wait a minute, you're stuck like this and I can't get in..."

Yu Qiubei also discovered that the sword was stuck in the bird's beak, so there was no way to put the hole at the end of the rope into the bird's neck.He said decisively: "I'll count to three, two, one, if I let go, you'll take it."

Su Rong originally wanted to talk about what to do in case his hands trembled and missed the set, but Yu Qiubei saw his hesitation, raised his eyebrows and warned, "If you dare to lose the chain, you will die."

Su Rong, who has a lot of criminal records, couldn't help but shiver in fright.At the moment of life and death, he really didn't dare to drop the chain.

Yu Qiubei didn't give him time to think about it. The giant bird was so powerful that the bamboo sword was about to be gnawed off by it.

"Three, two, one!"

Yu Qiu pulled his hand north, and Su Rong immediately connected the rope. Can Su Rong, a professional shot put pitcher, make a hit this time...

The answer is no.

The bird's head was close at hand, but the rope that symbolized all hope just fell to the ground lightly, rubbing the bird's beak.

At that moment, the cold light from Yu Qiubei's sharp eyes seemed to be eating people.

Su Rong looked at her hands in annoyance.When did he become so useless!

The giant bird did not chase Su Rong anymore, but locked its target on Yu Qiubei who had just confronted it.It screamed and pecked at Yu Qiubei's head, Yu Qiubei quickly dodged and picked up the rope that had fallen to the ground.The sharp beak of the giant bird narrowly brushed past his shoulder, and a big hole was torn open in his sleeve in an instant, spattering a little blood.

Ignoring the wound on the shoulder, Yu Qiubei put the rope on the giant bird's head at close range, and ran in the opposite direction from the tree stump with his body down.

Su Rong realized it later, and also ran over.

There was a scratch on Yu Qiubei's left shoulder. Fortunately, the wound was not too deep, but Su Rong was still very guilty.

He apologized seriously: "I'm sorry, I really didn't expect to miss it."

Yu Qiubei's chest rose and fell violently, and Su Rong felt that his whole body was enveloped by an invisible layer of anger, as if he was about to fulfill his promise to make Su Rong "dead" every minute.However, after his breathing stabilized, that layer of anger evaporated out of nowhere, he calmed down, shook his head and didn't care about Su Rong.

The giant bird flapped its wings behind the neck of the rope, turned around and wanted to pounce on them again, but was firmly restrained in place.

The rope was tightly stretched into a line, and the trunk was shaken violently, causing leaves to fall, but it was not really shaken.

Su Rong was about to ask what to do next, but saw that the bird suddenly retracted its wings and stopped moving.

"It's..."

Accompanied by Su Rong's doubtful voice, the giant parrot began to shrink little by little, and Su Rong immediately realized that it wanted to get rid of the rope around its neck by shrinking!

"Hurry up and think of a way!" Su Rong anxiously turned to Yu Qiubei who was beside her for help, but Yu Qiubei was no longer there.

The act of shrinking the parrot hit Yu Qiubei's chest. He arched his back and shot it like a cheetah, holding only one arrow in his hand.

The parrot returned to its original small size in the blink of an eye, flapped its wings and was about to fly away.

Yu Qiubei's arrow didn't give it a chance.

His arm muscles tensed, and he aimed at the throbbing little parrot and slammed it down. With a bang, the arrow directly pierced its furry body, nailing it to the ground.

He didn't show the slightest hesitation during the whole process, as if what he poked was not a lively little animal, but an ordinary lifeless object.

Su Rong knew very well how blunt the arrows were. Yu Qiubei was obviously stronger than Wang Fan who punched away the giant bird by piercing a parrot through his chest.

Yu Qiubei squatted in front of the dead parrot's body, his shoulders trembled slightly, it was he who was relaxing the tense muscles.

Su Rong heard Yu Qiubei say something softly, his tone was extremely cold and disdainful.

"A beast is indeed a beast."

Su Rong felt a chill from the soles of his feet, and it quickly swept through his whole body.

The parrot's corpse slowly dripped a small amount of blood on the ground. Yu Qiubei squatted and admired it for a while, then slowly stood up, turned around and smiled at Su Rong.

This smile has complex meanings, it seems to be provocative and it seems to be a warning, as if to say that I will kill you as easily as this bird.

Su Rong blinked, and the savage look on Yu Qiubei's face was fleeting, leaving no trace when the others came up to him, and he switched to his usual expression freely.

But Su Rong can no longer ignore the many doubts in Yu Qiubei's body. Is this really a gentle, respectful and thrifty male protagonist? Is the plot out of control or his initial perception was wrong?