One Hundred Ways to Make a Villain Unemployed [Transmigration Book]

You Miao is a master of medicine with excellent grades, proficient in human anatomy, it is no problem to restore fragmented bones into a complete skeleton.But Yu Qiubei, who studies finance, not only didn't cause You Miao any trouble, he could even easily tell which bone should be in which position without guidance, and the cooperation between the two was extremely efficient.

Su Rong was sitting right in front of their workbench, with a very clear view.He watched the bloody hands of the two of them rummaging through the bloody bones, and he was greatly inspired.

This is the essence of Jack Su's main story, only the author can't think of it, no hero can't do it!

Yu Qiubei and You Miao cooperated tacitly, and after a while, they really assembled the broken bones into a complete skeleton.The skeleton lay flat on the cold workbench, the two big holes in the eyeballs seemed to be looking at the ceiling, and seemed to be looking in all directions.As soon as those fleshy parts came into contact with each other, it was as if they had received some kind of induction, and they were automatically and firmly adsorbed together.

After all, this is a skeleton from another world, which cannot be explained by common sense.

Xuan Weiran was a courageous girl, she stood up and looked at the skeleton: "What should we do now? Can we move it outside for burial?"

As soon as the words fell, the tiny gray flocs scattered around the workbench suddenly seemed to stretch out their tentacles, and a translucent figure condensed in the void. The whole process happened in an instant, and it seemed that the figure appeared out of thin air. the same.Su Rong has been paying close attention to the situation around the workbench, so she caught this weird scene.

Xuan Weiran was nearby, startled by the sudden appearance of the figure, stepped back a few steps and forced a smile at the figure: "Xiao, Xiaowan, you are here."

The ghost turned out to be Xiao Wan.Su Rong took a look, and felt that it was different from the ghosts in the horror movies he watched.She has short black hair that reaches the ears, and uneven bangs that seem to be cut by herself in front of the mirror. Her facial features are not very conspicuous. She looks like a female college student that can be seen everywhere on campus.He may have just entered college when he died, and the youthful atmosphere of a high school student has not faded away. He was wearing a white short-sleeved dress, which was a common style in the 90s.

Xiaowan looked at Xuan Weiran, imitating her expressionless face, and said with a blunt smile: "Sister, it's so kind of you to help me find the body so quickly."

"Yes, Sister Xiaowan." Xuan Weiran pretended to be calm, but Su Rong saw cold sweat dripping from her forehead, "We are discussing how to bury you, where do you want to be buried?"

"Where do I want to be buried?" Xiao Wan repeated her words with her head tilted, as if she was seriously thinking, and she didn't speak for a long time.

The air fell into an eerie silence.The entire back kitchen seemed to be enveloped by an invisible air pressure. The people next to Su Rong were originally close to the door, but now they moved towards the door stealthily.Su Rong didn't know how this group of people dealt with Xiao Wan when they saw her last time, but seeing this nervous look probably didn't feel very pleasant either.

Yu Qiubei and You Miao, who were farthest from the door, were more composed, standing quietly behind the workbench, looking unhurried.Yu Qiubei's gaze was fixed on the air around Xiaowan, his eyes thoughtful.

"Ah, I see!"

After several minutes, Xiaowan finally moved her lips.Her two eyes suddenly widened, and she stared straight at everyone present: "Just..."

Su Rong has a bad heart, no matter how you look at it, Xiao Wan is not a good person.He took a quick look at the distance between himself and the door of the back kitchen, and he could run there in a few steps.

While stroking the skull's face with her translucent palm, Xiaowan slowly raised her head, her messy bangs were shining with excitement, and she was completely different from the image of an ordinary school girl just now.She stared at them, and the corners of her mouth gradually opened, all the way to her ears strangely.

"I'll be buried with you—!"

Before the words finished, Su Rong, who saw the clue, jumped up first, and pushed the stunned classmate next to him: "Go!"

In the next second, the translucent ghost blended with the chaotic air and whirled around the lying skeleton.The whole body of the skeleton shook as if electrified, and everyone present heard a creepy clicking sound, as if the joints were being reset.

Xuan Weiran was very close, the first to scream, turned around and ran away regardless.Su Rong was about to run to the door, but found that the small door of the back kitchen was already crowded, everyone was crowded there, and no one could get out for a while.Fortunately, it will take time for Xiaowan to fully integrate with the skeleton. At present, she is still twitching her limbs on the workbench, turning her neck back and forth, and suddenly turned to Yu Qiubei's side.

Yu Qiubei was observing her changes, when You Miao pulled him to leave, but he said without moving, you go first.You Miao's usually calm face could not help becoming anxious, and asked him: "What are you doing, it's too dangerous here."

Yu Qiubei calmly said, "I'll think of a way."

The hollow eye sockets of the skeleton stared at him suddenly, and opened its mouth wide. The voice was still the voice of the young woman just now: "Brother, I have been alone for so many years, so you can stay with me."

Yu Qiubei ignored her at all, and grabbed the kitchen knife on the stove behind him with his backhand, as if he had been prepared, and slashed fiercely at the neck of the skeleton.

Su Rong watched the movement here from a distance, and when he saw Yu Qiubei pick up the knife, he immediately stepped forward to find a knife to defend himself, but there was only a fruit knife on the nearby table, so he grabbed it and squeezed it. In your hands, comforting yourself is better than nothing.

It's a pity that Yu Qiubei's knife didn't seem to have any effect on the skeleton, but instead angered her.She jumped up angrily, sat on the workbench and swung her bony arm towards him.

Yu Qiubei was not fond of fighting, and was ready to retreat as soon as the blow failed. He nimbly dodged her sharp fingers, and before she could react, he propped his palm on the workbench, and jumped up from her feet. Turning over, she only had time to grab the hem of his clothes, but then Yu Qiubei took off his coat without hesitation, and a golden cicada came to escape his shell.

"Run! Run!" Xiaowan yelled angrily behind him. There was neither oral mucosa nor larynx in the bone-only mouth, and the cervical vertebrae at the end could be seen at a glance.

"No matter how much you run, you won't be able to escape from my palm!"

Xiaowan began to writhe and walk down from the workbench, but she was obviously not used to this lost and recovered body, and her movements were very stiff.

Yu Qiubei arrived in front of Su Rong in two steps, and in a blink of an eye there were only the two of them left in the entire back kitchen.Yu Qiubei looked at him with some puzzlement: "Why don't you leave?"

Su Rong stayed here only because he was stunned by the aura of the protagonist who escaped from his death at close range. For a moment, he thought he was reading a novel and forgot to run away.

"I..." Su Rong looked at the fruit knife in her hand, and made up a bad excuse: "I want to stay and help you!"

Yu Qiubei seemed to want to say that he was overthinking himself, but he swallowed the words: "...I can't beat it now, so let's go."

Su Rong followed him, thinking about the word "now" he said.Could it be that Yu Qiubei has already figured out a way to fight against the skeleton?It really belongs to the hero's speed.

They ran out of the back kitchen, and there was no one in the cafeteria hall. Su Rong glanced at Yu Qiubei, thinking this is your team from another dimension?Just now I said that none of them should be missing, but when I turned around, I was in trouble and flew away separately.

However, when they ran through the hall, they found a tall boy nervously poking his head to observe the movement inside the cafeteria near the main entrance of the cafeteria. He was obviously relieved to see that they had come out safely, and rushed to them excitedly. He waved his hands and said in a low voice, "President! Follow me!"

It turned out that the different-dimensional squad did not run far, but reunited and hid at the corner of the street after escaping from the cafeteria. They only sent a boy from the flight academy with good eyesight and fast running to guard the door to check the situation.

They followed the boy and ran forward, Su Rong glanced back for the last time, the skeleton ghost had already limped out of the back kitchen, and flesh and blood slowly grew out of some of the bones on her body.Su Rong paused, trying to make sure if he was dazzled, but Yu Qiubei who was next to him grabbed his arm the moment he slowed down, and pulled him forward: "Let's go first. "

They met other people at the corner of the street, seeing the skeleton chased out of the cafeteria, Su Rong wanted to see if the skeleton was repairing itself, but it was too far away to see clearly.Xuan Weiran had a disheveled ponytail on his head, barely recovered from the frightened state, and forced himself to ask Yu Qiubei: "What should we do now?"

"There's no time." Yu Qiubei looked back, the skeleton can't catch up with them now, but her speed will only get faster and faster.He said to Xuan Weiran: "You have to go to an open place to deal with her. You take everyone to lure her to the playground, and I will go to the Kendo club, you hold on until I come back."

What kind of university has a kendo club?This stunned Su Rong.At least Su Rong hadn't heard of such a foreign club when he was in college. It is indeed a virtual world in a novel.

"No!" Xuan Weiran shook his head without thinking, "It's too dangerous for you to go to the Kendo Club alone, and you can't be allowed to take such a risk."

But Yu Qiubei was clearly just informing her, not asking for her opinion. After saying this, he escaped from the crowd under the cover of trees and ran to the opposite direction from the playground. in the air.Xuan Weiran wanted to chase anxiously, but You Miao grabbed his arm and prevented her from going.

"Let me go!" Xuan Weiran pushed him angrily.

"Are you crazy!"

You Miao yelled back even more angrily, probably because he was not offended by the always calm You Miao, the arrogance that Xuan Weiran had just gathered dissipated, and he explained in a daze, "I, I was with him, what happened on the road? It’s good to have someone to take care of…”

After You Miao yelled that sentence, he also felt that he had lost his composure. He rubbed his eyebrows and calmed down and persuaded him, "Don't make trouble, just follow what he said."

"Let's go, brothers and sisters!" The boy from Feiyuan who was just watching the wind at the entrance of the cafeteria stomped his feet anxiously, "That thing is about to catch up, you really don't worry at all!"

"Okay, okay." Xuan Weiran came back to his senses, and waved everyone to go, "Everyone go to the playground! Hurry up and follow!"

The author has something to say: I shouldn't have changed the copywriting over the weekend, and only changed one label, but the review has not been completed for more than a day, I am so sad!

It will take several chapters for the plot in the copywriting to go online, and the protagonist group must first fight a novice boss(????)?

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