[Comprehensive terror] When picking up soap, choose the one that won't hurt you
Chapter 23 Lan Tian
"Little three."
In front of the desk, the hands of the elegant man wearing glasses had a vein bulging from this address.After a second of delay, he continued to process the file in front of him as if nothing had happened.
"Little San, Little San?"
Cao Xiao did not give up and continued to call the other party that way.
The man's forehead also burst out and blue veins popped out. Ignoring the person in front of him, he rang the communicator on the desk, "Who put this person in? You deduct half a month's salary and cancel your vacation."
The director of the security department, who was lying on the gun on the side of the communicator, was silent for a moment.
"Dean, your office was opened to the public after you took office last year. Secondly, the person who came in is said to be your relative..."
"There is no distinction between public and private. What I mean by openness is that you can come to me if you can't handle anything in the hospital. Not everyone can come in. One month's salary will be deducted."
"What does this have to do with me?" The person on the other side of the intercom was still upset.
"If you don't come and drag me away within 3 minutes, you don't want to think about your annual leave this year."
……
"I'll be there in ten minutes."
The blow to losing annual leave turns out to be bigger than wages.
Cao Xiao rubbed the corners of his mouth, "Little Sanzi——"
The man pushed his glasses, "Call me brother-in-law—no, the elder brother-in-law's order is that you don't kneel and go back to apologize for a day, and we don't know you for a day. So don't call brother-in-law Mr. Lan. Besides, we won’t help you with anything. "
"Stop making trouble." Cao Xiao walked around the large desk and walked to the man's shoulders, "If you really listened to your elder brother-in-law like this, then you wouldn't kneel at the door of the house and cry while hugging my Fifth Sister's thigh."
The fifth sister and Cao Xiao are twins. For various reasons, Cao Xiao and the fifth brother-in-law grew up together, so the two of them get along most casually.
The black history was picked up, and the gentle man couldn't take it anymore, he took off his eyes with no prescription from his face and threw them on the table, "Fuck you! It's annoying to see you. I don't know how to go back for such a long time. You know that the teacher is not in good health." You are still angry with him! Are you unable to survive? No money? Tell you bastard, don’t expect us to help you! If you don’t admit your mistake, go starve to death by the side of the road!”
There was a knock on the office door. "Do you still need me?"
A man leaned lazily at the door.
"Go away too! The rice worms who came in to eat rice with the second generation Zutuo! You are the cancer of society!!"
The man was not angry when he was scolded, he shrugged his shoulders, turned around and left, closing the door thoughtfully before leaving.
The man sat back on the chair and looked Cao Xiao up and down, "Tell me what's going on with you?"
Cao Xiao turned his head and stroked the back of his neck.In fact, since he came back from country M, this has become his habitual action.I always hypnotize myself in a self-deceiving way, maybe I made a mistake before?Or could it be said... hallucination?Touch it again and it will be gone?And then disappointed over and over again.
"Could you please use the machine in the yard to give me a full-body scan—the kind that doesn't follow formal procedures and doesn't record files."
Lan Tian frowned, "What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"
This guy has always been so stubborn no matter what his life is like, he didn't contact his family, but suddenly appeared so suddenly, Lan Tian didn't say anything, but he was still worried.
"It's nothing...just check and check." Cao Xiao sighed, "I hope I'm overthinking."
"...Okay, I'll arrange it right away."
"Wait—can you check it out for me yourself?"
"The hospital has hospital rules! Do you think it is really prescribed by your family? Or do you think I am really a decathlon!" Lan Tian ran away, "How is that possible! At worst, I will find a doctor I know well and let him keep it secret by the way. What the hell happened to your body?"
Under various red lights, all the inspection results came out that afternoon.
When the doctor who checked at that time gave Lan Tian the result, Lan Tian had never seen the level of panic on his face.And without waiting for Lan Tian to speak again, the doctor made a series of assurances, "I will never say anything! Death will be turned into ashes and brought into the urn!!"
While talking, he scrambled and fled.
Terminally ill?
Lan Tian was dizzy for a while, his hands trembling, guessing the worst outcome.Before opening it, comfort Cao Xiao who is sitting in the office. "Don't think too much... You should have told me earlier that you are not feeling well. It's okay, the medical level is very advanced now... As long as it's not a late stage cancer... You shouldn't have some kind of cancer or heart disease, right?"
"Doctor, can you take some responsibility?" Cao Xiao had already guessed the result from the doctor's expression, and reached out to grab the report.
Lan Tian opened it one step before Cao Xiao, "Even if you snatch it away, I can still ask the doctor. Since you are looking for me, you don't want too many people to know. So don't do unnecessary things."
Cao Xiao withdrew his hand.
Opening the bag and looking at the report in his hand, Lan Tian was so shocked that he couldn't recover for a while.
Suspicious objects were implanted in the back of the neck close to the brainstem, and there were also foreign objects in the arms.Foreign bodies have also been reported in the brain.
There are six suspicious implants in Cao Xiao's upper body!This is clearly someone's hands and feet.
"What's going on!" Lan Tian threw away the report in his hand, stepped forward and grabbed Cao Xiao by the collar. "What's going on with these things? Who coerced you? What's the purpose? Why didn't you say it earlier? Which bastard dares to do such a thing to you?!"
"Don't get excited, don't get excited..." Cao Xiao felt that he must have been in an abnormal place for a long time, and he was a little happy to be abused by Lan Tian by his collar.I've been in the cold-blooded world for a long time, but it's really warm and cozy when I go home...
"I wasn't threatened by anyone." Lan Tian carefully looked at Cao Xiao's face, and after confirming that Cao Xiao's cousin was normal, the whole person was abnormal!
Lan Tian pushed Cao Xiao away and swung his fist before Cao Xiao could grasp the balance.Circle big face, eyes and nose are not spared.In the end, he was so upset that he kicked his feet.
Cao Xiao rolled on the ground in pain but dared not resist.Now that his body has been transformed, if he loses control of his strength and accidentally breaks his brother-in-law, Xiao Jiu will rush over and kill him!Fifth Sister's toughness is unimaginable.That is the fighter among the female men - the ultimate evolution of the female King Kong.
Seeing that Cao Xiao didn't resist, Lan Tian became more convinced of his thoughts and struck harder and more ruthlessly.While fighting, he cursed bitterly, "Are you sick? Thanks to you, you are also known as the most measured person in our period. Dogs eat all your senses?! Damn! How dare you go to human experiments Do? Are you crazy about money? I would rather you be a cowherd... Even if you sell it! Grass! I know that no one wants to buy your bear, so what if there is someone who doesn’t have eyes? Human body Experiment?! Fuck! You can still live even if you have a dirty disease! What if this kind of experiment dies!? Do you know that the most dangerous chip will kill you in minutes if it is not good!! !"
The more Lan Tian scolded, the more angry he became, and finally he didn't know what he was talking about.Just keep hitting.
When I was tired, I turned around and wanted to get a prop, but the action was too excited, and an ashtray on the unstable table fell from the table.The sharp edge cut a big hole in Cao Xiao's exposed arm.
Bloody made Lan Tian calm down all of a sudden.
With a long breath, he slid down on the ground and kicked Cao Xiao, "Dead? Get up and bandage the wound. Remember, this is never over!"
"No need." Cao Xiao rubbed his head to do it, and stretched his arms under Lantian's eyelids, "here."
Lan Tian's eyes widened as he watched in disbelief that the wound, which was not serious but looked extremely ferocious, quickly recovered and healed, and the rolled flesh and skin closed together at an incredible speed.
In 1 minute, the place where the wound existed was as smooth as new, as if it had never existed at all.
Lan Tian widened his eyes and swallowed his saliva, "Hey, dog. Have you been captured and reformed by aliens?!"
From a scholarly family, the only son's first name is Xiaocao, and his younger name is Gouzi, which is really fucking bad.But my name depends on my mother, not my father.My mother has always said that Cao Xiao is the youngest son, and he is alone, and if he is not careful and pampered too much, he will be easily raised in a wrong way.
So the whole process was free-range, and by the way, two very...unique names were chosen to remind everyone that this son must not be delicate.
Cao Xiao has long been used to being called a dog.He didn't resist, squinting his eyes on the soft cashmere cushion in the office and looking up at the ceiling, even his voice was lazy. "I was captured by the man in black and reformed, do you believe it or not?"
"What's going on? Tell me clearly."
"Then don't tell your eldest brother-in-law or the old man... You also know that the old man can't be excited, so don't tell him these shitty things to make him trouble."
"Say it quickly!" Lan Tian neither agreed nor objected.
Cao Xiao pursed his lips, "I have to say this from the beginning—three months ago..."
As a human being, we must survive in this society.Anyone who stays for a long time will always be tempted or influenced by fame and fortune.Cao Xiao dared to come because he trusted the other party 100%.If even the family members can't believe it and still have intrigues... then it's too sad to be alive.Moreover, Cao Xiao's family has special conditions. The old man is not a teacher of the people, but is "accepting apprentices" in a serious manner, so the character test is the old man's first test.
Generally speaking, Cao Xiao's family atmosphere has always been good. He can still barely maintain his integrity after experiencing so much. The role of education.
Lan Tian and Cao Xiao just sat on the ground for three hours.Following Cao Xiao's description in the middle, Lan Tian's eyes widened.When Cao Xiao finished speaking, he was completely stupid.
"No..." Lan Tian's lips were dry, "How can I believe...you?"
"I can't prove that I stayed in those ghost movies, but I can prove the three skills I was forced to acquire now. Someone is walking towards your office, and it is expected to knock on the door in 30 seconds."
In front of the desk, the hands of the elegant man wearing glasses had a vein bulging from this address.After a second of delay, he continued to process the file in front of him as if nothing had happened.
"Little San, Little San?"
Cao Xiao did not give up and continued to call the other party that way.
The man's forehead also burst out and blue veins popped out. Ignoring the person in front of him, he rang the communicator on the desk, "Who put this person in? You deduct half a month's salary and cancel your vacation."
The director of the security department, who was lying on the gun on the side of the communicator, was silent for a moment.
"Dean, your office was opened to the public after you took office last year. Secondly, the person who came in is said to be your relative..."
"There is no distinction between public and private. What I mean by openness is that you can come to me if you can't handle anything in the hospital. Not everyone can come in. One month's salary will be deducted."
"What does this have to do with me?" The person on the other side of the intercom was still upset.
"If you don't come and drag me away within 3 minutes, you don't want to think about your annual leave this year."
……
"I'll be there in ten minutes."
The blow to losing annual leave turns out to be bigger than wages.
Cao Xiao rubbed the corners of his mouth, "Little Sanzi——"
The man pushed his glasses, "Call me brother-in-law—no, the elder brother-in-law's order is that you don't kneel and go back to apologize for a day, and we don't know you for a day. So don't call brother-in-law Mr. Lan. Besides, we won’t help you with anything. "
"Stop making trouble." Cao Xiao walked around the large desk and walked to the man's shoulders, "If you really listened to your elder brother-in-law like this, then you wouldn't kneel at the door of the house and cry while hugging my Fifth Sister's thigh."
The fifth sister and Cao Xiao are twins. For various reasons, Cao Xiao and the fifth brother-in-law grew up together, so the two of them get along most casually.
The black history was picked up, and the gentle man couldn't take it anymore, he took off his eyes with no prescription from his face and threw them on the table, "Fuck you! It's annoying to see you. I don't know how to go back for such a long time. You know that the teacher is not in good health." You are still angry with him! Are you unable to survive? No money? Tell you bastard, don’t expect us to help you! If you don’t admit your mistake, go starve to death by the side of the road!”
There was a knock on the office door. "Do you still need me?"
A man leaned lazily at the door.
"Go away too! The rice worms who came in to eat rice with the second generation Zutuo! You are the cancer of society!!"
The man was not angry when he was scolded, he shrugged his shoulders, turned around and left, closing the door thoughtfully before leaving.
The man sat back on the chair and looked Cao Xiao up and down, "Tell me what's going on with you?"
Cao Xiao turned his head and stroked the back of his neck.In fact, since he came back from country M, this has become his habitual action.I always hypnotize myself in a self-deceiving way, maybe I made a mistake before?Or could it be said... hallucination?Touch it again and it will be gone?And then disappointed over and over again.
"Could you please use the machine in the yard to give me a full-body scan—the kind that doesn't follow formal procedures and doesn't record files."
Lan Tian frowned, "What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"
This guy has always been so stubborn no matter what his life is like, he didn't contact his family, but suddenly appeared so suddenly, Lan Tian didn't say anything, but he was still worried.
"It's nothing...just check and check." Cao Xiao sighed, "I hope I'm overthinking."
"...Okay, I'll arrange it right away."
"Wait—can you check it out for me yourself?"
"The hospital has hospital rules! Do you think it is really prescribed by your family? Or do you think I am really a decathlon!" Lan Tian ran away, "How is that possible! At worst, I will find a doctor I know well and let him keep it secret by the way. What the hell happened to your body?"
Under various red lights, all the inspection results came out that afternoon.
When the doctor who checked at that time gave Lan Tian the result, Lan Tian had never seen the level of panic on his face.And without waiting for Lan Tian to speak again, the doctor made a series of assurances, "I will never say anything! Death will be turned into ashes and brought into the urn!!"
While talking, he scrambled and fled.
Terminally ill?
Lan Tian was dizzy for a while, his hands trembling, guessing the worst outcome.Before opening it, comfort Cao Xiao who is sitting in the office. "Don't think too much... You should have told me earlier that you are not feeling well. It's okay, the medical level is very advanced now... As long as it's not a late stage cancer... You shouldn't have some kind of cancer or heart disease, right?"
"Doctor, can you take some responsibility?" Cao Xiao had already guessed the result from the doctor's expression, and reached out to grab the report.
Lan Tian opened it one step before Cao Xiao, "Even if you snatch it away, I can still ask the doctor. Since you are looking for me, you don't want too many people to know. So don't do unnecessary things."
Cao Xiao withdrew his hand.
Opening the bag and looking at the report in his hand, Lan Tian was so shocked that he couldn't recover for a while.
Suspicious objects were implanted in the back of the neck close to the brainstem, and there were also foreign objects in the arms.Foreign bodies have also been reported in the brain.
There are six suspicious implants in Cao Xiao's upper body!This is clearly someone's hands and feet.
"What's going on!" Lan Tian threw away the report in his hand, stepped forward and grabbed Cao Xiao by the collar. "What's going on with these things? Who coerced you? What's the purpose? Why didn't you say it earlier? Which bastard dares to do such a thing to you?!"
"Don't get excited, don't get excited..." Cao Xiao felt that he must have been in an abnormal place for a long time, and he was a little happy to be abused by Lan Tian by his collar.I've been in the cold-blooded world for a long time, but it's really warm and cozy when I go home...
"I wasn't threatened by anyone." Lan Tian carefully looked at Cao Xiao's face, and after confirming that Cao Xiao's cousin was normal, the whole person was abnormal!
Lan Tian pushed Cao Xiao away and swung his fist before Cao Xiao could grasp the balance.Circle big face, eyes and nose are not spared.In the end, he was so upset that he kicked his feet.
Cao Xiao rolled on the ground in pain but dared not resist.Now that his body has been transformed, if he loses control of his strength and accidentally breaks his brother-in-law, Xiao Jiu will rush over and kill him!Fifth Sister's toughness is unimaginable.That is the fighter among the female men - the ultimate evolution of the female King Kong.
Seeing that Cao Xiao didn't resist, Lan Tian became more convinced of his thoughts and struck harder and more ruthlessly.While fighting, he cursed bitterly, "Are you sick? Thanks to you, you are also known as the most measured person in our period. Dogs eat all your senses?! Damn! How dare you go to human experiments Do? Are you crazy about money? I would rather you be a cowherd... Even if you sell it! Grass! I know that no one wants to buy your bear, so what if there is someone who doesn’t have eyes? Human body Experiment?! Fuck! You can still live even if you have a dirty disease! What if this kind of experiment dies!? Do you know that the most dangerous chip will kill you in minutes if it is not good!! !"
The more Lan Tian scolded, the more angry he became, and finally he didn't know what he was talking about.Just keep hitting.
When I was tired, I turned around and wanted to get a prop, but the action was too excited, and an ashtray on the unstable table fell from the table.The sharp edge cut a big hole in Cao Xiao's exposed arm.
Bloody made Lan Tian calm down all of a sudden.
With a long breath, he slid down on the ground and kicked Cao Xiao, "Dead? Get up and bandage the wound. Remember, this is never over!"
"No need." Cao Xiao rubbed his head to do it, and stretched his arms under Lantian's eyelids, "here."
Lan Tian's eyes widened as he watched in disbelief that the wound, which was not serious but looked extremely ferocious, quickly recovered and healed, and the rolled flesh and skin closed together at an incredible speed.
In 1 minute, the place where the wound existed was as smooth as new, as if it had never existed at all.
Lan Tian widened his eyes and swallowed his saliva, "Hey, dog. Have you been captured and reformed by aliens?!"
From a scholarly family, the only son's first name is Xiaocao, and his younger name is Gouzi, which is really fucking bad.But my name depends on my mother, not my father.My mother has always said that Cao Xiao is the youngest son, and he is alone, and if he is not careful and pampered too much, he will be easily raised in a wrong way.
So the whole process was free-range, and by the way, two very...unique names were chosen to remind everyone that this son must not be delicate.
Cao Xiao has long been used to being called a dog.He didn't resist, squinting his eyes on the soft cashmere cushion in the office and looking up at the ceiling, even his voice was lazy. "I was captured by the man in black and reformed, do you believe it or not?"
"What's going on? Tell me clearly."
"Then don't tell your eldest brother-in-law or the old man... You also know that the old man can't be excited, so don't tell him these shitty things to make him trouble."
"Say it quickly!" Lan Tian neither agreed nor objected.
Cao Xiao pursed his lips, "I have to say this from the beginning—three months ago..."
As a human being, we must survive in this society.Anyone who stays for a long time will always be tempted or influenced by fame and fortune.Cao Xiao dared to come because he trusted the other party 100%.If even the family members can't believe it and still have intrigues... then it's too sad to be alive.Moreover, Cao Xiao's family has special conditions. The old man is not a teacher of the people, but is "accepting apprentices" in a serious manner, so the character test is the old man's first test.
Generally speaking, Cao Xiao's family atmosphere has always been good. He can still barely maintain his integrity after experiencing so much. The role of education.
Lan Tian and Cao Xiao just sat on the ground for three hours.Following Cao Xiao's description in the middle, Lan Tian's eyes widened.When Cao Xiao finished speaking, he was completely stupid.
"No..." Lan Tian's lips were dry, "How can I believe...you?"
"I can't prove that I stayed in those ghost movies, but I can prove the three skills I was forced to acquire now. Someone is walking towards your office, and it is expected to knock on the door in 30 seconds."
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