The system forces me to flirt

009 was resting on standby, but felt the host's strong mood swings, and woke up immediately. He just heard Jason's last words, and suddenly felt that the entire smart chip was about to explode!

No matter how stupid and easy to bully the dumb, that is only bullied by this system. You, a fish-lipped earthling, dare to touch people of this system, it is unbearable!

"Stupid, call the police immediately. I'll get you the evidence. When the police come, I'll send you a video!"

009 was so angry that the haloed dumpling turned around, and then quickly hacked the surveillance equipment in the store through the Internet, and found that a bit of the surveillance video had been deleted.

009 couldn't help but sneered, and then quickly resumed the video.

It's great to want to use such a stupid conspiracy to plot against the stupid of this system!

So 009 turned around and hacked the computers of those two people, and used his authority to check their biographical information. After pondering for a while, he ran to play 818, and he was going to make a lot of trouble to vent his own being bullied. depression.

Jason's eight materials are ready-made. He has been working as a store manager for several years, and he has hooked up with several waitresses in the store. The text messages are very explicit, but unfortunately there is no short video.

But how can just picking up this kind of text message calm down 009?

Running the system, 009 spared no expense of energy to create two short but glamorous and hot real-life love action movies, and a set of photo maps, absolutely guaranteed quality and quantity!

The other person is a bit difficult to deal with. Apart from flirting with female guests and colleagues to take advantage of it, his biggest hobby is gambling.

But if 009 was caught waiting for him to gamble, how could the narrow-minded 009 be able to wait.

So the stingy 009 once again generously spent some energy to fabricate conclusive evidence that this man eats all men and women.

However, 009 knew that it was not a good time to post this, and he just waited for Dumbu to deal with this matter, and then he would share the eight stories as a bystander.

Cen Xi is not a cowardly person, and he also has a temper when others step on his bottom line, so after hearing 009's words, the sadness of a small person that just arose in his heart dissipated immediately.

It turns out that I am also a person with thigh hugs, and I am still golden!

Suppressing the satisfaction of being so cared for by 009 for the first time, Cen Xi lowered his eyes and directly pressed 110 on his phone.

At first, Jason didn't understand who Cen Xi was calling, but he didn't understand until he heard Cen Xi simply and clearly tell the phone that REDROSE, No. X, XX Street, was stolen last night!

Jason couldn't sit still for a while, and he couldn't hold on to the official airs before. Immediately, his face darkened, he stood up and walked towards Cen Xi. He quickly pressed the phone next to Cen Xi's ear to snatch it. come over.

However, when Cen Xi saw the other party stand up, he guarded against this move, and avoided it as soon as he stepped back. He stared at Jason with an urgent look on his face, with a rare force on his face. For a moment, Jason looked awkwardly: "Well, If you have something to say, let's hang up this phone first, and then we can talk about it? Well, the monitor was broken last night, maybe you were misunderstood!"

"...Hello, do you still want to ask the public security department to accept this matter? When encountering such illegal and criminal behavior, I suggest that the general public should use the law as the first solution!"

Obviously, Jason was too close, and the answering staff on the other end of the phone could easily hear him.

Cen Xi looked at Jason defensively, and replied affirmatively, then the person on the other side of the phone paused, and the clear male voice said a polite comforting word with a hint of satisfaction, put down the phone, turned around and kicked his side to take a nap The colleague kicked: "Get up, there is work to do!"

As a film police officer, every day is a trivial matter, but the man thrown into this corner by his father is not depressed, but begins to enjoy this kind of odds and ends that are different from the serious crime team.

It's been a long time since a man has experienced such a strong breath of life.

Seeing that Cen Xi had already reported the crime, Jason's face turned pale with fright, and he gave Cen Xi a sharp look. Jason turned around and rushed to the monitoring room to have a look.

Because another purpose of the previous office was to store some valuables in the store, there are also monitors there.Jason quickly deleted this paragraph with shaking hands, wiped off his sweat and turned around to see Cen Xi standing at the door looking at him coldly.

Subconsciously, Jason quickly turned back to look at the surveillance video, and found that it had been deleted, even the cache was deleted. Suddenly he gained confidence, raised his eyebrows and smiled at Cen Xi at the door, showing no malice.

So what if you see it, since he has already torn his face, brother Jason is not a vegetarian.

Jason walked out triumphantly with his chin held high. When he passed by Cen Xi, he sneered at Cen Xi and bumped his shoulder, trying to knock Cen Xi away.

How could 009, who was paying attention to Dumb from all angles, allow his host to be bullied by others?Without further ado, Cen Xi quickly spent two system coins in the system mall to buy an instant golden bell cover and put it on.

The golden bell cover can not only resist external damage, but also rebound fifty times. It is definitely an excellent choice for protecting the body and the shady people!

Jason was originally full of resentment, and his body was thicker than Cen Xi's. A grown man exerted so much force, at least he would have to knock a slender boy like Cen Xi to the ground.

However, at the moment when the shoulders touched, Jason only had time to scream, and the subsequent cry of pain was rushed back to his throat, and he could only squat down slowly against the door frame, covering his shoulders, In the blink of an eye, a cold sweat broke out.

When the two police officers arrived at the coffee shop, Liu Lang, who had been looking around and wanting to know the follow-up development, saw it for the first time. He was shocked at first, and then felt guilty, but then thought of the handle Jason was holding in his hands, and felt It can't be to catch him.

So Liu Lang was relieved, and when he rolled his eyes, he thought of Cen Xi's head.

Could it be that Cen Xi is stubborn and refuses to leave, Brother Jason will get him into the trap if he gets angry?

Tsk, Brother Jason is so cruel, but I like it!

Liu Lang was so proud that he almost did a break dance on the spot.

Clearing his throat and straightening his clothes, Liu Lang straightened his back and walked forward like a dog to receive the two uniformed personnel: "Is there anything you can do to help?"

"Who is Cen Xi here?"

When Liu Lang heard this, he laughed, and couldn't wait to lead the two of them to Jason's office: "There is a man named Cen Xi, you two are looking for him, he happens to be in the store manager's office, because the store Something has happened, alas, people's hearts are unpredictable!"

Liu Lang was overjoyed for a while, and before the case was finalized, he couldn't wait to lament some people's good looks, but their hearts are dark and scary.

Hearing that, the youngest police officer raised his eyebrows at his fat middle-aged colleague, his eyes full of fun.

The middle-aged man shook his head amusedly. Knowing that it was Min Zhongzheng who fell ill again, he liked to pretend to be stupid while pretending to be ignorant, and then watched others play tricks, secretly enjoying himself in his heart.

Uncle Chen was a little depressed, thinking that if the old chief found out that he had brought his son into such an eighth wife, he wondered if he would be whipped.

But thinking so, Uncle Chen also had a simple and honest face, watching this greasy-haired and pink-faced kid play a one-man show, while thinking wickedly, wondering if this kid will show his embarrassment when he finds out their real intentions later. Man smiley face come.

Well, it seems that this kid is also involved in this matter. Seeing that this kid entertained him, he must treat this kid seriously later.

Completely unaware that he was entrusted with the face of his most trusted uncle, Liu Lang brought the two of them to the back corridor with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, only to see Cen Xi standing at the door of the monitoring room, coldly looking sideways He looked down at Jason, who was squatting at the foot of the door, holding his arms and half-closing his eyes, looking weak.

Liu Lang was stunned for a moment, and then a light of surprise burst out in his eyes, almost blinding Uncle Chen and Min Zhongzheng.

The two of them hadn't recovered yet, they subconsciously observed the micro-expressions of the two parties for the first time, then quickly scanned the scene of the crime, and then were stunned by a piercing howl beside them.

Liu Lang simply felt that today was his super lucky day!

It looks like this little boy Cen Xi is not convinced and made a move on Brother Jason!

it is good!

Well done! !

Liu Lang literally turned into a superman of justice in an instant, ran two steps forward excitedly, and shouted: "Cen Xi, what are you doing? Stop!"

Min Zhongzheng & Uncle Chen: ...

Damn people have already stopped, what a fart you are!

Cen Xi put away the surprise in his eyes, turned his head coldly to look at the three people at the end of the corridor, then looked down at Jason who suddenly squatted down and covered his shoulders with pain, and was speechless, silently raised his hands to the side of his face and retreated The last step blinked innocently at the three of them.

When meeting the eyes of one of the young police officers, Cen Xi shrugged and said that he didn't know what was going on.

This innocent little expression was so vivid that Min Zhongzheng couldn't help but snort, but he immediately raised his hand to cover his nose, turned his head and shook his shoulders, and when he turned around, he was an upright and serious people's policeman again.

"Hey, what's going on? Which of you two will talk about it?"

Min Zhongzheng coughed, with a handsome face like a jade-faced scholar, and his aura was still very MAN.

Uncle Chen rolled his eyes behind him, and thought to himself, in fact, you kid wants to yell, "Don't be cold, we're joking!" Maybe...

Cen Xi put down his hands and lowered his head to look at Jason, who was looking up at him with fear on his face, and spread his hands: "I don't know, we bumped into each other at the door just now, and he suddenly behaved like this."

Can the door hurt so much when it hits the door?

It hurts in a cold sweat, don't you just pour cold water on it before they come, right? !

Even Uncle Chen, who is an old fritter, couldn't help giving Jason a look of disdain.

Liu Lang clenched his fists excitedly and stood up bravely, his nostrils constricted greatly with excitement: "Shut up, Cen Xi, you must have hit Brother Jason with a grudge because Brother Jason wanted to drive you away. Comrade policemen , this Cen Xi broke into the store's cash register last night, and the tens of thousands of profits in it were gone, comrades in the police must pay Brother Jason justice!"

Min Zhongzheng was sweating silently, and felt that the auditory hallucination of "Please Master Qingtian be the master" sounded in his ears...

With a cough, Min Zhongzheng corrected his attitude, walked into the crime scene and took a few steps in a businesslike manner, then looked up at the monitor in the corridor, and pointed: "Let's go, let's watch the surveillance video. "

Jason, who was squatting at the foot of the door, actually refused this suggestion, but he was really out of pain.

When he bumped into Cen Xi hard just now, it was as if he bumped into a fast-moving motorcycle. He felt that he heard the crisp sound of bones breaking at that moment!

Who the hell is this freak?

Could he be an alien lurking on Earth?

Or the XX man who was bitten by a mutant animal and changed his body? !

Anyway, Jason had a bad feeling.

When the video of the office conversation, which had been deleted before, appeared, Brother Jason trembled in fright. His shoulder, which was already so painful, seemed to be bitten by thousands of ants, and finally couldn't help but let out a soft sigh He fell to the ground and passed out.