The system forces me to flirt

Mike, who was still touched, buried his face silently, and decided not to expect more from this idiot's chicken soup cooking skills.

Mike gradually calmed down the too intense emotions before, and raised his head...

He didn't lift his face up, and braced his neck hard...

It is only now that I realize that this skinny idiot is actually quite strong.

Mike silently raised his hand to loosely wrap around the waist of Cen Xi who was standing, and then pinched Cen Xi's slender waist vigorously, trying to tear Cen Xi who was holding him apart, and then decisively thought that he was out of control and wanted to toss Cen Xi suppressed it with all his strength, and suddenly Mike was so stuffy that he couldn't breathe.

Mike: ...

This young master has only heard of burying the chest and causing people to suffocate to death. Is this young master going to bury his belly to death today?

After such a toss, the last sharp and extreme emotions in Mike's heart disappeared, only the powerlessness and depression, cough, and the embarrassment after a little hysteria.

When his face was red and blue, Mike raised his hand in compromise and gently scratched Cen Xi's waist. Cen Xi, who was racking his brains and thinking hard, even planned to use the tricks of street mothers to calm crying babies Immediately, his muscles tensed, and then he quickly let go of his hands and hugged his waist and abdomen as if he had been pinched into his hands. He took a few steps back and took a deep breath.

Finally freed from the shackles, Mike raised his head with messy hairstyle and curled his lips into an evil smile, his eyes flashed darkly, and stretched out his sinful hands to Cen Xi, who was biting his lips, staring at his back and bowing slightly, raising his hands to protect his waist...

Cen Xi stared with betrayed disbelief: "!!!"

No, it's definitely not my roommate who is so sick!

Five minutes later, Cen Xi, who was brutally ravaged until his face was blushing, his eyes were lifeless, and there were still tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, was panting heavily, with a blank face that hadn't recovered, and lay down on the computer in the corner of the small dormitory. swivel chair.

Mike raised his mouth full of satisfaction and stood up while straightening his clothes while humming and looking down at Cen Xi, "It's so easy to overthrow that it's so easy to push down, it's a natural order."

Cen Xi came back to his senses, cast his accusing eyes over him, and suddenly jumped out a line that fit the situation in his hurt heart: You are cruel, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable...

However, the first sentence he finally said was: "What is Xiaoshou?"

Now it's Mike's turn to "...".

But for straight men who are neither rotten nor gay, it's normal not to know this term.Even though he had some thoughts in his heart, Mike still had no intention of breaking Cen Xi, a young man.

This road is too difficult to walk, and it is not as beautiful as the two-dimensional works such as novels and animations, so why drag others into the water.

What's more, Mike didn't want Cen Xi to remember him in the way of hatred for the rest of his life.

"It's nothing, um, so you... you knew from the beginning that I was... the same?"

After a while of playing around just now, the frustration in Mike's heart has dissipated a lot. At this time, apart from some embarrassment, he can talk about this topic calmly.

Cen Xi saw that the other party seemed to be fine, so he sat up straight and rubbed his face stiff with laughter while looking up at Mike, who kept cruising up and down for no reason but didn't look directly at him, very innocent and puzzled: "Yes , you are so obvious, is there anyone who doesn’t know?”

Mike: "..."

It makes sense, but I'm speechless, hehe...

But who wants you to answer this! !

Mike ran his fingers through the roots of his hair violently, and raised his eyes to stare at Cen Xi: "I mean, you are a good straight man, how can you still be so... so casual in front of me when you know that I am this It's been more than half a month?"

And just now he had no qualms about tickling him, obviously this kind of thing is the easiest way to get too intimate, okay?

For the same Mike, it was just holding a big beautiful woman there, scratching, hugging, and touching all the time, okay?

If it weren't for the fact that today's mood was too ups and downs and he didn't have that kind of thought, Mike felt that he would be tough now.

Unexpectedly, Cen Xi just stared in surprise, "Should I protect my chastity? Mike, do you have thoughts about me?"

Mike blushed, his eyes dodged, and he overreacted and denied it, "How is that possible! I like muscular men, and I don't even bother to eat bean sprouts like you."

Cen Xi had no sense of being trampled on by self-esteem at all. He spread his arms and head back to completely relax and spread himself out on the swivel chair, "So, I'm not so narcissistic, thinking that everyone should like me. Just like ordinary men If you like women, can you really like any one? What's more, I think Mike must have very high standards for choosing a mate."

Mike's face turned red when he said this, and he clenched his fist to his lips uncomfortably and cleared his throat, a little lack of confidence, "Well, of course..."

But you guys are really inexplicably attractive.

Cen Xi straightened his face and finally stated: "So, why should I avoid embarrassing you? In fact, in my opinion, it doesn't matter whether it's male or female, or even female or female. As long as both parties are willing, it doesn't matter. As long as it doesn’t affect the stability of the society, it’s fine to be a citizen who abides by the law.”

Well, as long as it doesn't affect his life, he doesn't need care at all.

Even Cen Xi still has the idea of ​​a normal straight man, um, you are all going to disturb the base, and the sister paper just happens to be left for me.

Mike was a little surprised, as if he didn't expect Cen Xi, who usually seemed too honest, to be so open-minded, "So, you agree with this kind of people?"

Cen Xi frowned, crossed his hands on the back of his head and leaned against the back of the chair: "Well... I don't dislike or agree with it. To be honest, most of the reason why society dislikes this kind of people is not because you are the same. There have been many things since ancient times.”

"The main reason is that some comrades challenge everyone's bottom line too much, for example, to prove how great their fellowship is, or even to despise and provoke those who disagree with them, some kiss on the street or post intimate photos on the Internet. of"

"To be honest, even if the two protagonists in it are normal male and female matches, the public will hate and criticize them. Not to mention that there are people who cheat marriages and cheat wombs. This kind of life-destroying fact is too much, although there is no law yet. It is expressly stipulated, but this completely deviates from social morality, and then makes the public think of those when they mention this group of people, and then frown in disgust."

What Cen Xi said was entirely based on his feelings when he occasionally saw the relevant content on the news Weibo on the Internet in his previous life.

Of course, from the standpoint of those victims, because his own rights and interests have not been violated by those people, Cen Xi also felt that what he said did not have any deep meaning, and it was a bit painful to stand up and talk.

But he can't influence other people's thoughts, he really thinks that if it was him, he would definitely not hurt others.

Can you hurt others arbitrarily because of the hardships you have lived?What's more, those women are very cute and beautiful in Cen Xi's eyes.

It is impossible to have women who are naturally sharp, mean, extreme and dark in the world, it's just that they haven't been well taken care of.

Cen Xi has imagined countless times what her future child's mother will look like, maybe she won't be very beautiful, her temperament may be a bit reserved and dull, she may not be warm enough in bed, and she may even be a killer in the kitchen, but as long as she can love him, love her children, and love this home , he is willing to care for her and dote on her for the rest of his life, and do his best...

Mike was really surprised this time. Looking at Cen Xi who frowned and thought after finishing speaking, he was silent for a while before waiting for the next sentence, so he asked curiously: "What are you thinking?"

It feels like I am thinking about a very important and far-reaching question!

Cen Xi came back to his senses, looked up at Mike who was opposite him and grinned, and said dumbfoundedly: "I was thinking that you are all going to mess with each other. My wife seems to be not far away from me."

Mike "...!!!" jumped up, tickling!

Immediately, Cen Xi couldn't help but shrink back on the seat, hahahaha laughed until tears came out, there is nothing more tiring than laughing!

Even if this toss was over, in the end Mike didn't feel any sudden emotion and then talked about his past stories and other plots, which made Cen Xi, who had a bunch of novels in his head, always feel that the script was wrong.

Of course, he also knew that this was real life, and it wasn't as dramatic and touching as in the novel.

Mike is still the gay guy who can't tell the difference between friends and foes, shakes his legs and makes people want to beat him up when he smiles. Cen Xi is still called an idiot and bullied by his roommates. Well, life has returned to the way it was before , Cen Xi was very satisfied.

As for what has changed?

But only Mike, who is sensitive and slender, knows about it.

Jason Development: The frequency with which the boss comes to the store recently is a bit strange.

Because this shop was originally opened by Gao Minwei to commemorate her simple dream, she didn't expect this coffee shop to make money at all, so the wages here are higher than other coffee shops, and the turnover and expenses are almost self-sufficient.

And Gao Minwei almost only comes here occasionally when she is in a bad mood and wants to look back on the past. She finds a corner by the window and tastes a cup of bitter espresso alone. Man's Whole Cream Cake.

However, recently the boss has indeed taken the old seat every time he comes, but he no longer drinks Italian style, but a cappuccino which is known as the sweet words of first love.

The strangest thing is that the boss seems to like to let the new boy serve him for 10 minutes, and he will talk to the boy for a long time every time, and he is very happy when he leaves at the end...

If he didn't know the identity of the boss, Jason would think that the boss is in love...

"Hey, Cen Xi, what does the boss tell you every time?"

Someone couldn't help but ask Cen Xi.

Cen Xi looked blank, "Huh? Just casually asked about the situation in the store, as well as our daily life and so on."

After watching the boss leave the figure seven or eight times as Wangfushi, the ninth time the boss came, he directly asked Cen Xi to serve her in the name of caring for the new employee, so 009, who had been bluffing and asking him to take the initiative, was killed. Shun Mao appeases.

In fact, Cen Xi, who has been alone with the boss for four or five times, can't figure out how he made the boss happy. He feels that every time he talks to himself, he can't help laughing for no reason, and always talks about talking to him. He was very pleasant to talk to and get along with.

——Actually, Gao Minwei was delighted by the way he blushed and peeked at the other party every time, and kept talking when he couldn't find anything to say.

No woman would have too much aversion to a crush who is good-looking and honest and cute like Cen Xi.

Not to mention, every time she sees Cen Xi's clean eyes and contented smile, Gao Minwei is always in a daze. If she used to be like Cen Xi, would she not be living such a life now?

People who feel that they are too filthy, facing a clean person like Cen Xi standing in the sun, may not be able to help but want to drag him into his own mire and completely destroy the clean sunshine on the other party.

Or like Gao Minwei, yearning for and carefully protecting, especially not allowing the pure land she yearns for to be destroyed by others, even if it is the other party herself.

Of course, depending on the nature of the person, Gao Minwei is not so extreme yet, but the degree of longing is getting deeper and deeper, and there is a feeling of deep love.

[Di——The highest favorability of the attack target is 45, and the stable favorability is 42. It is recommended that the host maintain the attack posture and do not relax. 】

[May I ask if you want to retrieve the life experience data of the strategy target? 】

The system that has recovered its functions has the ability to directly view the unknown life experience of the target of the raid, which is convenient for the host to carry out targeted raids.

"...No." Cen Xi still didn't choose to directly obtain this kind of information from other people, always feeling that it would be too immoral to do so.

Moving from place to place, if my life experience is known in an instant and then dissected and analyzed, I will feel uncomfortable no matter what I think.

Cen Xi still feels that although he wants to attack others now, he can't be too bottomless, otherwise he can investigate whoever he wants, and the history of the country's leaders will be tossed out.

Slowly, I am afraid that the bottom line will become less and less, and in the end, I may even completely lose myself, regard the world as a game that can be played with applause, and regard my whole life as an unreal game.

——Brain too big series