The system forces me to flirt
Chapter 1 The Mighty Brick
The weather in early summer is very comfortable, and it is a good time to catch up on sleep for Cenxi, who is always nocturnal.
pity……
"I don't know what kind of job Mr. Cen does? How much is his monthly income? Mr. Cen lives alone, so he should have some assets these years?"
The sweet female voice didn't make Cen Xi raise his eyes to look at the other party. After a long silence, Cen Xi tried his best to cheer up and deal with the other party's "examination" politely: "Freelance workers, income is uncertain, and they can support themselves."
Writing at home is indeed a freelancer.The monthly income sometimes meets hundreds of thousands of copyrights for physical publishing, film and television adaptations, games, etc., and tens of thousands of income for new articles that are not on the shelves and only rewards, so the income is uncertain and not fake.As for supporting yourself, it must be no problem...
In fact, Cen Xi was already a little unwilling to continue. He made an appointment at nine o'clock in the morning, but the other party was an hour late.
In normal times, the meek Cen Xi might not feel anything, but today he really couldn't hold on anymore, he was a little irritable due to extreme sleepiness.
Last night, the editor was in a hurry, and asked Cen Xi to proofread and sort out the book that had just been completed and rush to hand it in. Cen Xi had no choice but to stay up late until the morning before successfully handing in the manuscript. He was reminded to go on a blind date by the enthusiastic aunt downstairs knocking on the door.
It is said that this time the object is an absolute beauty, the kind who wants to get married with peace of mind.
Cen Xi is 28 this year, an orphan with no father or mother. After the aunt downstairs moved in and found out about his situation, she was more worried about his marriage than he himself was.
There was no other way, Cen Xi had no choice but to change out of his pajamas temporarily and come out.
It is conceivable that after waiting for an hour under such circumstances, even Cen Xi, an honest person who doesn't care about everything, is not very happy now, let alone this girl who asks this and that as soon as she comes. Inquire about his worth.
However, Cen Xi had heard what the aunt had said before. It was said that this girl was good-looking and in a good market, and the aunt arranged for him after a lot of connections.
Not to mention whether this girl Cen Xi likes it or not, even with the aunt, Cen Xi feels embarrassed to leave directly, so he can only hope that this girl will kick him away quickly.
There were not many people who treated Cen Xi well since he was a child, so Cen Xi was very at a loss when faced with others' kindness to him, and always felt that he had to do something to repay the other party's kindness.
Thinking of this, Cen Xi blinked vigorously with drooping eyelids, covered his lips quietly to suppress another yawn, and stared at the coffee on the table in bewilderment.Since he hadn't eaten all night, Cen Xi didn't order cold coffee. The coffee that was just replaced was a little hot, and the smoke billowed up, making Cen Xi's already delicate facial features even more beautiful in the haze.
Wu You, who had heard Cen Xi say that he had no fixed income and was unstable and could barely make ends meet, was frowning his brows and wanted to leave. When he looked up and saw this picture, he bit the corner of his lips, and put down his slightly raised buttocks.
Stretching out a hand as white and tender as water onion, he took a sip of cold coffee, let himself calm down, raised his eyes and quickly looked at the man opposite, Wu You pulled the corners of his mouth, raised his hand to brush his long hair, The smile is quite pure, but it is innocent and charming: "I heard that Mr. Cen has a good income, and he already has a car and a house? I wonder what plans Mr. Cen has for the future?"
I also heard before that the blind date has a car, a house, no parents, and after looking at the photos, he looks good, and I heard that he is quite honest, otherwise Wu You would not condescend to come to the appointment.
When Wu You first arrived, Wu You was really taken aback by the other person's appearance. The real person was much better looking than the photo, but after they met each other's eyes, Wu You realized that something was wrong.
The other party's eyes are dull and sleepy, with a listless look, and every conversation will always be silent for a while before answering as if she just reacted, and she only answers a question when she asks a question, which looks really stupid, Wu You But now I understand what the introducer emphasized about the "honest people".
This is really a wooden man!
But thinking about his own affairs instead, Wu You can only hope that the other party will be in good condition and have some ability to eat. After all, it should be true to have a car and a house.
When she came to the car before, she also looked at it with the license plate outside the door. It was not a two-wheeled sheep with a few thousand dollars, but a four-wheeled car with a real price of 80 yuan.
Cen Xi didn't know that the other party was able to check and verify his car by looking at the license plate number, so he raised his eyes and glanced at the other party after a half-beat of reaction, and was somewhat surprised that the other party could still laugh: "Oh, there is no plan."
Wu You's smile froze, and then he comforted himself. It's fine, it's fine, and it doesn't matter if there is no plan, which means that in the future, the family can be held by her in the palm of her hand.Just when Wu You was going to hint to the other party in a reserved way that the two of them would go out for a stroll together and test Cen Xi's purchasing power, the double-opening glass doors of the coffee shop were pushed open aggressively.
The visitor looked around. It was a Monday. There were not many people in the shop. The second time I saw Cen Xi and the two sitting next to the glass window, the expressions on their faces changed. , When there were only a few steps left in the end, he even turned into a runner, "Wu You, you mother Xipi's little bitch, how dare you persuade Lao Wang to divorce me and think that my mother doesn't know? My mother will shoot you to death! "
The eldest sister was so awesome, she took out a brick from the construction site from her handbag and took a picture of it.
Just now, he was still wondering when the other party would leave, but Cen Xi suddenly saw the other party stand up in horror and dragged him to hide behind him. The fat woman and the brick that the other party knocked hard...
The headline on the front page of the city's news that day was "The original partner came to the door, the mistress-to-be fiancé stood up bravely for love and splashed blood on the spot". It is said that this is a great author with an annual income of millions, which is embarrassing.
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When Cen Xi suddenly woke up, he still felt that his forehead was in severe pain. He wanted to raise his hand to touch it, but found that he was so weak that it was difficult to even raise his hand.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was a short top bunk, the kind that was just a little higher than my head when I sat up.Cen Xi was too familiar with this kind of upper and lower bunk, after all, he had slept on the relatively damp lower bunk before.
Staring blankly at the bed board above, Cen Xi realized something was wrong. If he hadn't been shot to death by that aunt, he should be in the hospital anyway!
now……
Cen Xi raised his hand to touch his forehead, there was not even a wound there except for some heat, and looking at the back of his hand, which was so thin that the blue blood vessels could be clearly seen, Cen Xi belatedly realized that he had been reborn.
"Cen Xi, the principal is looking for you!"
A yell outside the door shocked Cen Xi back to his senses, and gathered back the thoughts that had unknowingly diverged to the various rebirth texts he had read before.
Cen Xi didn't do anything because of his illness, he got up slowly with his hands propped up, and straightened his wrinkled clothes. Cen Xi's legs and feet were a little weak, and he got up like stepping on cotton and walked to the dean's office.
In the orphanage, Cen Xi was not the kind of temperament that the headmaster liked. Cen Xi, who always liked to indulge in his own inner world, seemed extraordinarily withdrawn. When others called him or talked to him, he was often slow to respond.
For more than ten years since he entered the orphanage at the age of four, every time the people who want to adopt him because of his good looks usually sigh and shake their heads after talking with him once, saying it's a pity.
Cen Xi didn't want to be adopted, because after adoption, he would change his name and surname, and future generations would not be named Cen. He didn't want to lose the last thing his parents left him.
The four-year-old Cen Xi is already very sensible, and he has not forgotten everything because of that devastating disaster.
In that disaster, the four-year-old Cen Xi who was buried in the mound survived by drinking the blood of his parents, so he felt that he didn't need others to love him, and he wanted to keep everything his parents left him. , These things include names, including flesh and blood.
Well, it also includes the blood of the Cen family, so the little Cen Xi has long planned to live well in the future and have many children with the blood of the Cen family...
After pushing open the door of the dean's office and seeing the frowning dean behind the desk, and thinking about his fatigue and fever, Cen Xi determined when he was reborn.
It is now more than half a month after the college entrance examination, because Cenxi suddenly had a low fever on the last day of the college entrance examination, and after struggling to finish the last two subjects, he collapsed after returning to the orphanage, and lay down for more than ten days.
Today is the time when the dean checked the scores and decided that he was not performing well and would not be able to get into a good university and was going to kick him out.
The orphanage is private in nature. It was originally established by the kind mother of the dean, and the original intention was good, but now society is full of material desires. After the old dean passed away and the orphanage was taken over by her son, it gradually became a bit It's commercialized.
For example, soliciting money, when there is a donation from a company or an individual who needs to promote kindness, the dean who has collected the money will be very knowledgeable and witty, and will pull the good-looking children out to dance, perform a show, give a speech, and burst into tears What.
Even the children's learning situation, every year in the senior high school entrance examination and college entrance examination, will be pulled out by the director to publicize and publicize, so as to earn some "charitable money" for the orphanage.
Because of the proper management, many "good people" who need fame are willing to spend some money to find such a small private orphanage.
Of course, these "charitable funds" basically went into the pockets of the hard-working deans.
Cen Xi has always had good grades, but he has a dull temper, and he doesn't know how to cry and laugh with his true feelings. Oh, no, it's because of his true feelings, so he has always been disliked by the headmaster. Before, it was because Cen Xi was expected to become the number one scholar that he let the orphanage Get back in the limelight.
This unlucky college entrance examination suddenly had a fever and failed the exam. After spending more than a dozen dollars to check the scores, the dean decided to kick him out early to avoid spending more money on him.
After repeated low-grade fever for more than ten days, he was not willing to send the person to the hospital. In fact, it would not cost much to raise children according to the director's way of raising children, but he hoped too much and the disappointment would be deeper. The director was a little angry at Cen Xi this time.
Knowing that the dean came to him to kick him away, Cen Xi pursed his lips and didn't say a word. He obediently listened to the dean talking about a lot of hypocrisy, and finally nodded obediently and took the 200 yuan given by the other party." Resettlement fee", he packed his bags and left.
pity……
"I don't know what kind of job Mr. Cen does? How much is his monthly income? Mr. Cen lives alone, so he should have some assets these years?"
The sweet female voice didn't make Cen Xi raise his eyes to look at the other party. After a long silence, Cen Xi tried his best to cheer up and deal with the other party's "examination" politely: "Freelance workers, income is uncertain, and they can support themselves."
Writing at home is indeed a freelancer.The monthly income sometimes meets hundreds of thousands of copyrights for physical publishing, film and television adaptations, games, etc., and tens of thousands of income for new articles that are not on the shelves and only rewards, so the income is uncertain and not fake.As for supporting yourself, it must be no problem...
In fact, Cen Xi was already a little unwilling to continue. He made an appointment at nine o'clock in the morning, but the other party was an hour late.
In normal times, the meek Cen Xi might not feel anything, but today he really couldn't hold on anymore, he was a little irritable due to extreme sleepiness.
Last night, the editor was in a hurry, and asked Cen Xi to proofread and sort out the book that had just been completed and rush to hand it in. Cen Xi had no choice but to stay up late until the morning before successfully handing in the manuscript. He was reminded to go on a blind date by the enthusiastic aunt downstairs knocking on the door.
It is said that this time the object is an absolute beauty, the kind who wants to get married with peace of mind.
Cen Xi is 28 this year, an orphan with no father or mother. After the aunt downstairs moved in and found out about his situation, she was more worried about his marriage than he himself was.
There was no other way, Cen Xi had no choice but to change out of his pajamas temporarily and come out.
It is conceivable that after waiting for an hour under such circumstances, even Cen Xi, an honest person who doesn't care about everything, is not very happy now, let alone this girl who asks this and that as soon as she comes. Inquire about his worth.
However, Cen Xi had heard what the aunt had said before. It was said that this girl was good-looking and in a good market, and the aunt arranged for him after a lot of connections.
Not to mention whether this girl Cen Xi likes it or not, even with the aunt, Cen Xi feels embarrassed to leave directly, so he can only hope that this girl will kick him away quickly.
There were not many people who treated Cen Xi well since he was a child, so Cen Xi was very at a loss when faced with others' kindness to him, and always felt that he had to do something to repay the other party's kindness.
Thinking of this, Cen Xi blinked vigorously with drooping eyelids, covered his lips quietly to suppress another yawn, and stared at the coffee on the table in bewilderment.Since he hadn't eaten all night, Cen Xi didn't order cold coffee. The coffee that was just replaced was a little hot, and the smoke billowed up, making Cen Xi's already delicate facial features even more beautiful in the haze.
Wu You, who had heard Cen Xi say that he had no fixed income and was unstable and could barely make ends meet, was frowning his brows and wanted to leave. When he looked up and saw this picture, he bit the corner of his lips, and put down his slightly raised buttocks.
Stretching out a hand as white and tender as water onion, he took a sip of cold coffee, let himself calm down, raised his eyes and quickly looked at the man opposite, Wu You pulled the corners of his mouth, raised his hand to brush his long hair, The smile is quite pure, but it is innocent and charming: "I heard that Mr. Cen has a good income, and he already has a car and a house? I wonder what plans Mr. Cen has for the future?"
I also heard before that the blind date has a car, a house, no parents, and after looking at the photos, he looks good, and I heard that he is quite honest, otherwise Wu You would not condescend to come to the appointment.
When Wu You first arrived, Wu You was really taken aback by the other person's appearance. The real person was much better looking than the photo, but after they met each other's eyes, Wu You realized that something was wrong.
The other party's eyes are dull and sleepy, with a listless look, and every conversation will always be silent for a while before answering as if she just reacted, and she only answers a question when she asks a question, which looks really stupid, Wu You But now I understand what the introducer emphasized about the "honest people".
This is really a wooden man!
But thinking about his own affairs instead, Wu You can only hope that the other party will be in good condition and have some ability to eat. After all, it should be true to have a car and a house.
When she came to the car before, she also looked at it with the license plate outside the door. It was not a two-wheeled sheep with a few thousand dollars, but a four-wheeled car with a real price of 80 yuan.
Cen Xi didn't know that the other party was able to check and verify his car by looking at the license plate number, so he raised his eyes and glanced at the other party after a half-beat of reaction, and was somewhat surprised that the other party could still laugh: "Oh, there is no plan."
Wu You's smile froze, and then he comforted himself. It's fine, it's fine, and it doesn't matter if there is no plan, which means that in the future, the family can be held by her in the palm of her hand.Just when Wu You was going to hint to the other party in a reserved way that the two of them would go out for a stroll together and test Cen Xi's purchasing power, the double-opening glass doors of the coffee shop were pushed open aggressively.
The visitor looked around. It was a Monday. There were not many people in the shop. The second time I saw Cen Xi and the two sitting next to the glass window, the expressions on their faces changed. , When there were only a few steps left in the end, he even turned into a runner, "Wu You, you mother Xipi's little bitch, how dare you persuade Lao Wang to divorce me and think that my mother doesn't know? My mother will shoot you to death! "
The eldest sister was so awesome, she took out a brick from the construction site from her handbag and took a picture of it.
Just now, he was still wondering when the other party would leave, but Cen Xi suddenly saw the other party stand up in horror and dragged him to hide behind him. The fat woman and the brick that the other party knocked hard...
The headline on the front page of the city's news that day was "The original partner came to the door, the mistress-to-be fiancé stood up bravely for love and splashed blood on the spot". It is said that this is a great author with an annual income of millions, which is embarrassing.
-------------------------------------------------- ------
When Cen Xi suddenly woke up, he still felt that his forehead was in severe pain. He wanted to raise his hand to touch it, but found that he was so weak that it was difficult to even raise his hand.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was a short top bunk, the kind that was just a little higher than my head when I sat up.Cen Xi was too familiar with this kind of upper and lower bunk, after all, he had slept on the relatively damp lower bunk before.
Staring blankly at the bed board above, Cen Xi realized something was wrong. If he hadn't been shot to death by that aunt, he should be in the hospital anyway!
now……
Cen Xi raised his hand to touch his forehead, there was not even a wound there except for some heat, and looking at the back of his hand, which was so thin that the blue blood vessels could be clearly seen, Cen Xi belatedly realized that he had been reborn.
"Cen Xi, the principal is looking for you!"
A yell outside the door shocked Cen Xi back to his senses, and gathered back the thoughts that had unknowingly diverged to the various rebirth texts he had read before.
Cen Xi didn't do anything because of his illness, he got up slowly with his hands propped up, and straightened his wrinkled clothes. Cen Xi's legs and feet were a little weak, and he got up like stepping on cotton and walked to the dean's office.
In the orphanage, Cen Xi was not the kind of temperament that the headmaster liked. Cen Xi, who always liked to indulge in his own inner world, seemed extraordinarily withdrawn. When others called him or talked to him, he was often slow to respond.
For more than ten years since he entered the orphanage at the age of four, every time the people who want to adopt him because of his good looks usually sigh and shake their heads after talking with him once, saying it's a pity.
Cen Xi didn't want to be adopted, because after adoption, he would change his name and surname, and future generations would not be named Cen. He didn't want to lose the last thing his parents left him.
The four-year-old Cen Xi is already very sensible, and he has not forgotten everything because of that devastating disaster.
In that disaster, the four-year-old Cen Xi who was buried in the mound survived by drinking the blood of his parents, so he felt that he didn't need others to love him, and he wanted to keep everything his parents left him. , These things include names, including flesh and blood.
Well, it also includes the blood of the Cen family, so the little Cen Xi has long planned to live well in the future and have many children with the blood of the Cen family...
After pushing open the door of the dean's office and seeing the frowning dean behind the desk, and thinking about his fatigue and fever, Cen Xi determined when he was reborn.
It is now more than half a month after the college entrance examination, because Cenxi suddenly had a low fever on the last day of the college entrance examination, and after struggling to finish the last two subjects, he collapsed after returning to the orphanage, and lay down for more than ten days.
Today is the time when the dean checked the scores and decided that he was not performing well and would not be able to get into a good university and was going to kick him out.
The orphanage is private in nature. It was originally established by the kind mother of the dean, and the original intention was good, but now society is full of material desires. After the old dean passed away and the orphanage was taken over by her son, it gradually became a bit It's commercialized.
For example, soliciting money, when there is a donation from a company or an individual who needs to promote kindness, the dean who has collected the money will be very knowledgeable and witty, and will pull the good-looking children out to dance, perform a show, give a speech, and burst into tears What.
Even the children's learning situation, every year in the senior high school entrance examination and college entrance examination, will be pulled out by the director to publicize and publicize, so as to earn some "charitable money" for the orphanage.
Because of the proper management, many "good people" who need fame are willing to spend some money to find such a small private orphanage.
Of course, these "charitable funds" basically went into the pockets of the hard-working deans.
Cen Xi has always had good grades, but he has a dull temper, and he doesn't know how to cry and laugh with his true feelings. Oh, no, it's because of his true feelings, so he has always been disliked by the headmaster. Before, it was because Cen Xi was expected to become the number one scholar that he let the orphanage Get back in the limelight.
This unlucky college entrance examination suddenly had a fever and failed the exam. After spending more than a dozen dollars to check the scores, the dean decided to kick him out early to avoid spending more money on him.
After repeated low-grade fever for more than ten days, he was not willing to send the person to the hospital. In fact, it would not cost much to raise children according to the director's way of raising children, but he hoped too much and the disappointment would be deeper. The director was a little angry at Cen Xi this time.
Knowing that the dean came to him to kick him away, Cen Xi pursed his lips and didn't say a word. He obediently listened to the dean talking about a lot of hypocrisy, and finally nodded obediently and took the 200 yuan given by the other party." Resettlement fee", he packed his bags and left.
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