Star God stick princess

After Ares threw the potatoes into the kitchen, he turned and returned to his dormitory, and slumped into the star field network to carry out the mech training he had to complete every day.

After fighting for two hours, seeing his score rise to another level, Ares was a little disappointed.He has won the mecha PK championship for two consecutive years, and his increasingly sophisticated fingering skills and most vulnerable amateur opponents make him feel bored every time he fights.But there is no venue for training on the satellite of the palace, and he promised the empress that he would stay honestly with his wife during the wedding period.

snort!Wife, a promiscuous, ignorant, and strange-tasting wife...

Ares really can't imagine that there are still people who spend a lot of effort on eating, and what they eat is still outdated "feed".

Boring around casually on the star field, Ares pressed the exit switch on the bracelet and decided to go to the kitchen to have a look.

Before he left, Zhang Lan came in with a plate of silk.

The filaments are still steaming, milky yellow in color, and seem to have a faint fragrance.

A pair of slender hands held it in front of Ares, and handed him two small sticks. Zhang Lan said solemnly, "The first bite is for you." , How many times did the saliva tick.

Ares played with the small stick, "What the hell?"

"Chopsticks, an ancient tableware." Zhang Lan found it after searching for a long time in the palace kitchen. Although the kitchen has a full set of tableware, it is almost deserted. Only the fully automatic shredder is in use, and a few cooking robots supervise it.He had to find the utensils one by one by himself, and spent a lot of effort to peel and shred the giant potatoes, and finally - to make a plate of stir-fried potato shreds.Because he hasn't eaten vegetarian food for a long time, he chooses more pure stir-fry instead of vinegar, but he is confident that even the simplest dishes are enough to open the eyes of poor future people!

Ares fiddled with the two thin sticks. He seemed to be a little interested in the steaming filaments, but he found... he can't use chopsticks!God, is he going to reveal that he doesn't know something in front of this stupid fairy poet?That's too embarrassing!

Simply fell, and snorted coldly: "I don't eat feed."

Zhang Lan said stubbornly, "The first bite."

Ares turned around, facing it with his butt, and pressed the bracelet again to enter the star domain network. He felt that he needed to regain some sense of balance in the PK field.

Zhang Lan: "..."

Oh, don't eat if you don't eat.

Zhang Lan picked up the chopsticks, although he was very hungry, but his cultivation all the time made his every movement so leisurely, very elegantly picked up some shredded potatoes, and slowly put them into his mouth.

Suffering from the pure meatism of the future world for more than ten days, the taste of potato shreds with Q bombs almost brought tears to the eyes.

He closed his eyes and was deeply intoxicated for a moment, and then eagerly ate.He moved very little and made almost no sound, but there was still a slight movement in someone's ear.

Ares took a sneak peek out of the corner of his eye, and saw the pair of wooden sticks that he didn't understand were nimbly moving through the food between Zhang Lan's white fingers. It was obviously just a simple movement, and Zhang Lan made it very beautiful. , Moderate speed but plays the effect of slow frame, quite pleasing to the eye.

A feeling of dry mouth and tongue arises faintly, and I don't know what caused it.

"Hey."

Zhang Lan stopped eating, "Huh?"

Ares snorted coldly: "The couple's regulations stipulate that they cannot eat alone, No. 30."

"Don't you want it?"

"Stop talking nonsense," Ares patted the plate in a gesture, and said fiercely, "Hey me."

"..."

Zhang Lan calmly put down his chopsticks, stared at him for a few seconds, and after confirming that he was not joking, rolled his eyes inwardly, and reluctantly picked up a few shredded potatoes and threw them into his mouth. .

Ares opened his mouth, caught it accurately, and chewed twice with his cheeks puffed up.

"How is it?" Zhang Lan asked casually.

His Royal Highness the Fourth Prince was a little dazed, chewed it a few more times, and frowned slightly.Zhang Lan observed his expression carefully, wondering if he thought it was delicious or not?

After a while, Ares slowly said: "...Come again."

Pfft——Zhang Lan wanted to laugh but couldn't. With a wooden face, he turned the chopsticks around, picked them up with the tails, and put them into his mouth.

Ares's eating behavior can only be described as gobbling. He ate big mouthfuls without interruption. Seeing that the shredded potatoes were almost gone, Zhang Lan was a little depressed. Bowl." He peeled off half a potato, and there were plenty left in the kitchen.

Unexpectedly, Ares suddenly stretched out his hand to hold his wrist, and said arrogantly: "I want you to hello!"

"You, you are not a child..." Zhang Lan struggled twice, but he held it tighter, until the two of them heard a slap, as if the bones and joints were dislocated...

Zhang Lan watched helplessly as his wrist was twisted at a strange angle, and the pain hit overwhelmingly in the next second.

Ares' complexion changed suddenly, and he swore that he just increased his strength a little bit, a little bit!

"Are you osteoporotic!?" he growled.

The pain on Zhang Lan's side was so painful that his lips were completely bloodless, and his whole body was convulsed for a long time, and he couldn't find the strength to make a sound.Looking at him like this, Ares felt anxious, and only thought in his mind "stop the pain first, stop the pain first", but what if there is no painkiller at hand?

Suddenly, Ares had a flash of inspiration, raised his right hand, gritted his teeth and slashed at the back of his neck.

"You—" Zhang Lan only had time to groan, and then passed out.

Looking at his "masterpiece" with satisfaction, he picked him up and sent him to the infirmary.

Along the way, people kept casting horrified glances. Their prince and highness were actually hugging the prince and concubine, and it was the legendary princess hugging... God, is this the fourth prince they know?Could marriage turn a lunatic into a sex change? !

Who knows that Ares is only obsessively implementing the seven provisions of No. 20 of the Marriage Regulations-being responsible for the health of the spouse.

When he woke up, Zhang Lan confirmed one thing again: his husband was indeed abnormal.

In order to alleviate his pain, he even thought of the bad idea of ​​knocking him unconscious with fire. Fortunately, the medical treatment in the future world is very advanced. Apart from being a little dizzy at the back of his head, his wrist has no discomfort at all.

The empress was very embarrassed when she learned that he was injured, and pulled her son to apologize again and again. Of course, Ares himself did not express anything. Seeing that his wrist was healed, he even breathed a sigh of relief: "So you can continue to help me Make food."

"……"asshole!His hands are like this, but he still thinks about shredded potatoes?Besides, it wasn't for him!

The empress scolded: "Ares!"

Ares said impatiently: "Mother, he was injured. I didn't abandon him, and I brought him here myself. It didn't violate the couple's regulations."

"But you violated No. 30: intentional harm."

"Unintentional injury, my optical brain recorded the strength at that time, but it was only worth twenty." Ares suddenly glared at Zhang Lan, "Are you made of paper? It will break if you touch it?"

Zhang Lan subconsciously retorted: "I'm not made of paper, my five elements are mainly water." ==Wait, why did he subconsciously retort, after practicing Taoism for many years, do I already have occupational diseases?The focus of the topic should be why he hurt himself, and there is plausibility!

Also, the husband and wife regulations seem to be something very important...

The empress smiled and said: "... What are the five elements?"

"Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth." Zhang Lan's eyes were full of surprise that he didn't even know this kind of common sense.

The empress and Ares looked at each other in dismay. As they had received the best education since they were young, they had never heard of gold, wood, water, fire, earth...

The empress smiled awkwardly: "This, this way, Lan'er knows a lot..."

"How much do you know?" Ares snorted coldly. "His ignorance is shocking. I'm going to take him to school."

The empress was surprised and said, "Huh? But Lan'er is past school age."

People in the future world will live longer, so they will go to school longer, and they will not officially graduate from college until they are 30 years old.Zhang Lan's identity is 32 years old, Ares is only 25 years old, and he is still a student at school. He took a wedding leave for this marriage, and the holiday is coming to an end.

"He hasn't even learned interstellar law!" Ares sarcastically said, "Others will think I married an illiterate!"

Zhang Lan: "I am not illiterate."

Ares challenged: "Can you recite the couple's regulations?"

Zhang Lan shook his head honestly: "No."

"Then what will you do?"

He can draw [-] kinds of talismans, [-] kinds of talismans, hundreds of kinds of formulas and steps. However, these are precious treasures passed down from the ancestors, and non-clan members should not reveal them, so Zhang Lan suddenly found himself Unable to refute.

Ariston sneered triumphantly.

The empress touched Zhang Lan's head helplessly: "In this case, you should go to school too, the empress will arrange everything."

Zhang Lan originally wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, he only had boring days in the palace anyway, maybe he could find clues about his practice in other places. After all, the reason why he came here was not the guidance of the spiritual realm?Since the exit of the secret realm points to 4000 years later, he must also be able to find the real secret realm here.

If you are lucky, you may meet someone of the same way, and then there will be hope for his tendons to recover.

So Zhang Lan nodded and agreed, "I'm going to school."

But as soon as he finished speaking, he remembered an important matter, and asked worriedly: "Is there any vegetarian food in school?"

Ares hummed: "No, yes."

Zhang Lan immediately lowered his head: "Then I..."

"Then you won't go to school?!" Ares growled in a high voice.

"Huh? No..." He actually just wanted to say that he would prepare a few more to take to school. Anyway, even if it grows into a one-ton behemoth, it is still a potato in essence, and it should be quite storable.

"Don't even think about it!" Ares roared, "Rule [-] of the husband and wife rules, you have to follow me wherever I am, so you go back to school with me honestly!"

The empress and Zhang Lan were frightened by his anger at the same time. After a while, the empress suddenly realized that she was relieved and smiled ambiguously. She guessed right, her son was not ordinary to this fairy prince.

Zhang Lan's head is full of question marks, how many rules and regulations are there in the f*cking code of couples...